SNL46 Wrap-Up Extravaganza!

With another season of SNL in the books, we’re back at it again, and this time more fashionably late than unnecessarily delayed! As always, our Wrap-Up Extravaganzas are a time to reflect, fight personal demons, and just generally get any final thoughts we have about the past season of review coverage out of our systems. And after that: on to new, potentially greener pastures! But for now: here’s some parting words on one of the most complicated seasons in the show’s history.

MATT:
What are your general thoughts on the season?: In the fall of 2020, one of the worst possible things that could possibly happen for SNL happened: it became even harder to make. SNL has been through a lot throughout its history, by virtue of being around so long. It’s bounced back from national and international tragedies, anthrax scares, and Steven Seagal, but it’s never been deterred—perhaps indebted to its ego, SNL does nothing but stick out the most adverse conditions. But being faced with the immensely difficult task of creating a comedy show in the middle of a worldwide pandemic was a particularly unique challenge, and while it spawned three fascinating, valuable “At Home” episodes last season, the return to 8H frequently felt encumbered. For as fascinating as it is to consider that SNL accomplished what they were able to accomplish, week after week, the outcome, disappointingly, tended to lack in fascination.

A lot of that is in the fact that this season’s greatest issues are ones that the pandemic exacerbated, not caused. The cast is the most congested that it’s ever been, and its failure to cohere—while an issue for the past several seasons—has never been more of an issue. This was a “good” season for all of the usual suspects, for the most part, but being the umpteenth season with the likes of Kate and Aidy leading the herd and doing the same shtick that’s defined their last few years ensures there isn’t much of a transformative aspect to the show as it goes on. At the very least, while Beck and Pete continued to maintain the steady screentime that they’d been blessed with for maintaining the show’s good graces, they do some of their best work of their entire tenures here, allowing Beck to leave on a high and Pete… well, you know. On the other hand, this season was perhaps the hardest season for newbies in SNL’s history: Andrew endured a brutally unremarkable first half of the season but was fortunate to truly blossom in the second half as one of the show’s most promising new voices, Punkie toiled enough to survive the season cut, and Lauren was crushingly doomed from the start. I look at someone like Andrew who was able to completely blow away my expectations after months of misuse, and I have to wonder how much potential Lauren might’ve had if she wasn’t roped into a season that had absolutely no use for her. 

Fortunately, there is some light at the end of the tunnel. While Beck is the only heavy-hitter to depart the show, his loss creates new opportunities for the male cast to reconfigure; similarly, while the season begins with an onslaught of some of the most turgid and distressing political material that the show’s ever done, it also marks the end of SNL’s cameo-fest years, and after Biden’s inauguration, the show was able to wield a more apolitical, and at best fun-loving focus. The season finale is legitimately a brilliant episode that seems to forecast brighter days for the show’s future. And Season 47, for however much it had to battle the same issues, would be a refreshing return to form. If this season was a means to an end, then I’ll take it. In the grand scheme of this never-ending era, though, it was kinda just another year for SNL.

What was your favorite thing that you covered this season?: This season of coverage includes two of my favorite reviews that I ever got to write, and two that are on the complete opposite ends of the spectrum. The Anya Taylor-Joy review I got to work on with both Carson and Anthony was the most fun thing I’ve gotten to do for the site so far; it’s such a joy working with those two brilliant bastards, and being able to celebrate such a triumphant episode of the show is a privilege. There’s gonna be more reviews in that vein, so stay tuned for some fun surprises next season! And then of course, my Elon Musk review was such a massive undertaking, but I’m really happy with how it came out even though some corners of the Internet raw-dogged me for being critical of the shitty decision SNL made to put on a shitty episode hosted by a shitty piece of shit. It comes from a place of love, I assure you! 

Favorite sketches?: As is tradition, here’s my top five favorite live sketches, pretapes, Update pieces, and monologues from the past season in chronological order:

Favorite Live Sketches:
The Blitz (Bill Burr)
Birthday Gifts (Regina Page)
Proud Parents (Daniel Kaluuya)
The Muppet Show (Keegan-Michael Key)
NYU Guest Panel (Anya Taylor-Joy)

Favorite Pretapes:
Lexus (Timothée Chalamet)
The Maya-ing (Maya Rudolph)
Viral Apology Video (Daniel Kaluuya)
The Last Dance: Extended Scene (Keegan-Michael Key)
Picture With Dad (Anya Taylor-Joy)

Favorite Update Pieces:
Fran Leibowitz and Martin Scorcese (John Krasinski)
Iceberg That Sank the Titanic (Carey Mulligan)
Andrew Dismukes (Keegan-Michael Key)
Season Finale Joke Swap (Anya Taylor-Joy)
Jeanine Pirro (Anya Taylor-Joy)

Favorite Monologues:
Bill Burr
John Mulaney
Jason Bateman
Timothée Chalamet
Daniel Kaluuya

Favorite episode(s)?: In a season where few episodes rose above an understandable sluggishness, Anya Taylor-Joy stands out as the season’s greatest triumph, though it deserves that reputation: it’s also one of the greatest episodes of this entire era, and one of my favorites that I caught live. It really was just a moment in time where everything felt right, and SNL was able to key into beautifully—the stormclouds of the pandemic were finally beginning to pass, and just as the world could finally start to resemble itself again, SNL could once again feel untethered and delightful with no asterisks about its enjoyability.

On the topic of asterisks, though, there were a handful of strong episodes in the complicated throes of the pandemic, and I was enough of a dick to claim two of them: Bill Burr, who merged his brand of more abrasive comedy with SNL to delightful effect, and Timothée Chalamet, who helped bring about a very performance-driven, goofy, and occasionally even cerebral night of material. John also helped me foster more appreciation of the polarizing Issa Rae episode, and revisiting the doctored, dress rehearsal-laden version that NBC would put online made for a far more enjoyable experience considering how much I was misled by that live airing having perhaps the most cruelly dead audience that SNL has ever had. Lastly, both the Regé-Jean Page and Daniel Kaluuya episodes had their ups and downs, but their best material and well-rounded, amiable vibes help lift them above the pack as particularly rewarding outings to return to.

Hot takes?: I swear, I love Kabir, but every season he covers at least one piece that I absolutely love, but that he severely lambasts! In Season 44 it was that wild “Brothers” sketch with Beck and Kyle; in Season 45, it was Kyle’s Scooter Rineholdt commentary, and while I didn’t defend it since a couple others did, Beck’s “Boop-It” pretape. This season, continuing those Beck or Kyle trends, it’s Kyle’s Update segment alongside Bowen as Fran Leibowitz and Martin Scorcese. Like Scooter, it’s one of those segments which is just so ridiculous, so driven by goofy performances, that it hits this sweet spot for me from Kyle that I absolutely adore when he’s not just doing cringe comedy (or god forbid, Baby Yoda). Bowen also shines with his unexpected but delightful Fran Leibowitz impression, basically just an excuse to be an extravagant sourpuss while saying things like, “Gender doesn’t exist anymore! Y’know why? Ed Koch died!”; his greatest responsibility is keeping things going while Kyle responds to every one of her remarks with some reaction between raucous laughter and a honking seal, and while Bowen teeters on the edge of breaking, he rolls through it like an absolute champ. Also, as I noted in my review of the “Lifting Our Voices” sketch from the Dan Levy episode, Kyle’s ability to strike up chemistry with basically every cast member in the cast is one of his greatest, most deeply-underrated attributes. It’s a shame we didn’t see many more of these moments during his final season.

There are some other pieces I don’t agree with the rating of, though not to as substantial a degree. Mark me down with Carson as a defender of that “headless horseman” sketch from the Mulaney episode, for instance; it’s crude, sophomoric, and above all else aggressively stupid, but it just works for me. SNL can afford to be like that sometimes, and they really commit to it. As a more obscure pick, I’ve also always enjoyed Chris’ Smokey Robinson Update correspondence from the Kristen Wiig episode. It’s sort of a nothing piece, but Chris is one of the most insanely charming cast members the show has right now, and him saying the most inane shit with that falsetto voice is such a delight to me. Beyond that: not too many grievances this season! It’s a fine collection of work and I’m proud of us.

ANTHONY:
What are your general thoughts on the season?: In which we learned a global pandemic couldn’t stop SNL from SNLing. This season kinda passed in a blur; Ego said ‘Edith Puthie’ and Lauren said…well we never got around to that. It’s hard to come up with any new insight on a show as thoroughly analyzed as this. Would it shock you to hear I thought the debate sketches sucked, the elder cast shouldn’t have been there, the newbies should have been used more, the Musk episode was a trainwreck, Aidy Cruz was a bunch of bullshit and Pete did too many raps? Oh well. This season had to have just been the biggest headache to produce, so I don’t want to beat up on the show too much 2 years after the fact, but revisiting it for these reviews has just reminded how little I care for this season. There’s enough highlights in here (Ego steadily gaining a star spot on the show, Beck turning in some strong work, and some one-off great sketches I’ll get to below) to keep it from truly bottoming out like a S20 or even 30, but we’re a lot closer to that territory than I ever want to see the show in.

What was your favorite thing that you covered this season?: Anya Taylor Joy was not only the best episode of the season, but getting to work on a review with Matt and Carson was maybe my favorite thing in general I’ve done for the site so far. Collab reviews! They’re fun guys. (This definitely isn’t me buttering y’all up for future collabs…)

Favorite sketches?: In terms of live sketches, “Proud Parents” is probably the strongest piece of the year, both on paper and in performance. “Birthday Gifts” and “NYU Guest Panel” are also just really solid, sturdy sketches as well. I’d say it’s the pre-tapes though that have an even split for my absolute favorite sketch of the season. “Picture With Dad” is the hardest I laughed at a sketch all season 46, and “The Maya-ing” was the piece that left me the most impressed with its ambition and ingenuity. Interesting to note one of those was written by Andrew Dismukes, a fresh face, and the other by Colin Jost, who’s been at the show in some capacity for over 15 years at this point. Is this a torch passing moment? Or will the show hold on to that torch so long it sets itself on fire? Join us next season to find out!

Favorite episode(s)?: As I said, Anya Taylor Joy, though Burr, Chalamet & Kaluuya were all also highlights in a dreary year.

Hot takes?: Eh, Chappelle’s ep didn’t really do much for me, monologue included. I wasn’t really triggered, but I do think Dave’s a lot more rambly these days than people wanna admit. Even the Uncle Ben sketch kinda misses me once you get past the breaking. And I wanna like “Hailstorm”, but it also kinda just sits there for me. I do like the Beck sketch at least.

CARSON:
What are your general thoughts on the season?:
Season 46 depicts two shows at once: an overstuffed, overserved beast gasping its final breaths, and a plucky upstart looking to breathe new life into an old formula. In a way, it’s like Season 20 and 21 at once (or, essentially, Season 31). The first half of the season is a mess unlike any other in the show’s history: reduced, sleep-deprived audiences (yes, first responders need to laugh too, but do they want to??); the sad, sluggish, inevitable death rattle of the show’s celebrity cameo era; and the weird, disjointed overall pacing of the show (a half hour to get to the end of the monologue? Are you serious??). The second half made a concerted effort to avoid the cameo slog and gently tiptoe away from its safety net of the worst political satire in the nation’s history. Through it all, SNL remained…well, SNL. Even when it didn’t feel like SNL.

Those early episodes were gassed up and off-center, but not without moments of genuine excellence (The Blitz, Hailstorm) or near-excellence (The Birds). The post-election SNL had the air of new effort and found fresh pathways to success (The Maya-ing, Tiny Horse—though YMMV), but wobbled on its feet like a newborn calf. Ultimately, it didn’t look or feel like the SNL we have known and tolerated, but it really came out the same in the end. If you look at the season’s trajectory, however, you can see a tentative show grow into a confident show, with sporadic dips and faceplants along the way. That’s progress even if it didn’t always feel like it at the micro level (for example, the Britney cold opens weren’t any better than Trumpwin cold opens, but man did they feel like an oasis in a very shitty desert). 

Ultimately, SNL had to entertain multiple adaptive elements at once. The execution was unruly and wobbly AF, but ultimately yielded enough moments of greatness or at least interest to justify its existence.

Some quick hits:
— Poor Lauren.
— Beck, always good, always providing terrific flavor to often thankless roles, delivers some of his best ever work. An MVP season.
— Ego has been steadily emerging for some time, but this felt like the year she became undeniable.
— Hey, Pete puts in his best ever work. Way to go, Pete! Two-and-a-half stars!
— There are versions of Kate that are great and some that I loathe, but I never loathe it more than when others are super receptive to it. Enter Dr. Weknowdis, peak Kate indulgence that audiences ate up in spite of being bloated on all the ticks and affectations that have made her a hard cast member to root for these last…several seasons.

What was your favorite thing that you covered this season?: I got to cover some individually great sketches this season and even stumbled into an unexpected favorite (Hailstorm), but really, the most fun I have writing about SNL is debating about SNL. Getting to piggyback alongside site leaders Matt and Anthony was probably my favorite thing to do, if for no other reason than it allowed for a little back and forth between some very smart and insightful people (and also myself).

Favorite sketches?: Here’s my Best of 2020-2021:

COLD: What Still Works? (John Krasinski)
MONO: Bill Burr
COMM1: Lexus (Timothée Chalamet)
SKETCH 1: Birthday Gifts (Regina King)
SKETCH 2: The Blitz (Bill Burr)
SKETCH 3: Picture With Dad (Anya Taylor-Joy)
SKETCH 4: Hailstorm (Dave Chappelle)
SKETCH 5: Sportsmax (Timothée Chalamet)
SKETCH 6: Christmas Morning (Kristin Wiig)
WU 1: Andrew Dismukes discusses grandma (Keegan Michael Key)
WU 2: Dolly Parton (Timothée Chalamet)
WU 3: Iceberg That Sank The Titanic (Carey Mulligan)
SKETCH 7: Proud Parents (Daniel Kaluuya)
COMM 2: Five-Hour Empathy (Issa Rae)
SKETCH 8: Study Buddy (Carey Mulligan)
SKETCH 9: The Last Dance: Extended Scene (Keegan Michael Key)
SKETCH 10: Let’s Say Grace (Regé-Jean Page)
SKETCH 11: NYU Guest Panel (Anya Taylor-Joy)
SKETCH 12:
The Maya-ing (Maya Rudolph)

Favorite episode(s)?: The finale, of course, felt like the big triumphant moment that the show had been struggling to work toward. Only hindsight diminishes what felt like a cumulative impact—what felt like an exclamation mark turned out to be an ellipsis. Beyond that, the Burr and Chalamet episodes felt like they had a little more voice to them. I also still feel that the Dan Levy episode woulda coulda shoulda kinda was a great episode.

Hot takes?: You guys are going to hate me for this one. I don’t want to hate on anything you love (I like Tiny Horse, I don’t love it), but you know those sketches that you really really hate? Like really despise? Like, those ones on your worst ever lists? Yeah, I don’t mind them.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not trying to argue for anything’s greatness. But Gen-Z Hospital? Fuck it, I laughed. In spite of myself, sure, but a laugh is a laugh is a laugh. LIke yes, it’s one joke and not a great one and Elon Musk’s active shooter energy is certainly not helping a damn thing. But for about 30 seconds of this thing, I’m pretty down with the cause even if I know it’s actually bad. Maybe I’m the perfect age where I’m young enough to place the joke but old enough not to muster up offense to everything. 

You know what else? That Morgan Wallen reclamation turd? I don’t hate it either. The guy’s a shithead and SNL is always at its worst when it’s trying to make shitheads appealing, but Wallen is a garden variety shithead and, whatever, it’s a bad sketch with some fun ideas. I’m not too worked up.

Let’s see, what else…I’ve already defended the Headless Horsemen sketch and about half the Dan Levy episode, so you know I’m not grumpy about those. Regurgitations like Extreme Baking Championship and the sleepover sketch from the Jason Bateman episode? Don’t hate ‘em! Don’t love them, but not sure what the big problem is.

Yeah, if it weren’t for me trashing the Maya Rudolph episode, you’d think I was the least critical person on the planet.

JOHN:
What are your general thoughts on the season?: The further removed we are from season 46, the further removed season 46 seems from anything which has happened on the show since that time. 

There’s the obvious (the heavy focus on Kamala Harris, who has since been an afterthought on the show, aside from a few digs during Update), but the sense of the season being an anomaly even trickles down to the cast. 

There’s Lauren, Punkie and Andrew, debuting as cast members; Lauren is one of the most forgotten cast members of all time, while Punkie and Andrew, as of current writing, are lucky to even get into episodes. There’s Heidi, Ego and Bowen, who all provided strong writing and performances this season and seemed poised to only be at the start of their best work, but have instead never managed to top anything from this point, and in some cases (particularly Heidi’s), putting out a number of pieces which have made me wonder what I even saw in them.

And of course, Pete, who had a season where everything finally and fully clicked into place, with a chance to leave on a great note…only to undo most of those positives with a final season so half-assed, by the last months many no longer knew if he was even in the cast.

There are some constants, but as is often the case with this show, consistency is not a good thing—the show still doesn’t know how to write for Biden, or politics in general; the show still has no idea what to do with Chloe; Che and Jost still seem to be in purgatory redressed as Weekend Update. 

Fortunately, we still had a few arcs which reached a positive conclusion. Chris Redd, after a shaky season or two, really starts to come into his own in 46, enabling him to dominate portions of 47 before leaving on a high. Beck Bennett also bounces back from a middling few years in a way that most late-stage cast members, including some in his own cast (poor Alex Moffat) rarely do, having a year that was strong on all fronts before getting one of the best final episodes I can remember of any SNL player.

There is also the cementing of part-time cast members, after flirtations in past years, and how it affected the show. At the time I wondered if this would become the norm, but I’m not entirely sure any cast members outside of those who have now left will ever be given such freedom. Looking back, Aidy’s tenure wasn’t affected as much as I may have felt in real time, but I do think Cecily felt out of place for the rest of that season—to be honest I think Cecily felt out of place starting from season 45, but it never came off to me quite as much as it did in 46 (I still shudder at the memory of some of her Update pieces).

I hate to even talk about politics on this show, of all shows, I’m mentioning this solely because I do wonder if this is the last time the show will get any real election boost, especially given how quickly the numbers wore off. A boost which was completely unearned (do you remember any good political commentary on SNL in those months, outside of a joke or two on Update?). I remember hoping the shift away from Trumpwin might finally bring change in cold open length and quality, while realizing that was as likely as an episode co-hosted by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay. The one positive of this period was the collective shrug toward Jim Carrey’s work as Joe Biden finally let Lorne and co see the virtues of having a cast member in these key roles. The writing is still lousy, but baby steps…

This was the only full season where Anna Drezen served as a co-head writer. I didn’t pay as much attention to this at the time, partly because I had become somewhat burnt out on her sketches and partly because I wasn’t sure how this would influence the show as a whole; I’m not sure how much power any head writer has over Lorne or network interference given the number of decades-long writing issues the show has had. I now find myself appreciating her tenure more, both because I think season 46 had longer-than-usual periods of sustained quality (or as close as you’re likely to get with the show, anyway) and because 46 was one of the only large-cast seasons to make an effort to get everyone onto Update, even just once. I wonder if these elements would have continued if she hadn’t left halfway through season 47, or if, like so many things in season 46, it was never going to last. 

One reason I can walk away from this season with something of a soft spot is the season finale. SNL season finales tend to be an expectations game, expectations which can never go low enough due to burnout galore. For once, the season truly ended on a high note, allowing for a sense of joy and completion to carry through the summer months. Even if most of the forever cast still dragged their heels one more year, nothing can take away the commitment and heart that episode had. 

What was your favorite thing that you covered this season?: I’d probably choose the Issa Rae episode as a whole, because I think the episode is very unique, due to the host, where the show (and the country) was at that time,  as well as the variety of material which represents a road the show did not end up taking for the rest of the season. Carey Mulligan I’m happy I got to talk about because for me it is one of those examples of a hostproof episode which doesn’t get as much coverage because it’s not about a host being bad or controversial, just about them being pleasant but average (sometimes a combination that leads to better nights than one might imagine…sometimes not). I’m also glad I got to choose two episodes with very strong Aidy sketches, because I feel like most of the shows I’ve covered haven’t given me that opportunity to praise the parts of her work that made me appreciate her even when her tenure ambled for several years longer than necessary.

Favorite sketches?: Not counting anything I covered, “Samuel Adams,” “Strollin’,” “Take Me Back,” “Tiny Horse,” “Dionne Warwick Talk Show” (#1),  “Christmas Morning,” “It Gets Better,” “Murder Show,” “Bachelor Party,” “Viking Voyager,” “Dating After Lockdown,” “The Maya-ing.” “Viral Apology Video,” “Proud Parents,” “Every Conversation…” “”Last Dance: Extended Scene,” “Muppet Show,” “Hollywood Squares,” “Picture With Dad,” “NYU Guest Panel,” “AMC Theatres,” Andrew’s Update appearance, Cecily as Pirro, Pete’s final Update appearance, Heidi and Mikey “cancel” Update appearance, Melissa’s Dolly Parton Update appearance, “Home Makeover” (CFT), “Gospel Play Promo” (CFT). 

Favorite episode(s)?: Rae, Chalamet, RGP, ATJ.

Hot takes?: I still think the Nick Jonas episode, which was all but ignored at the time, has a great deal of genuinely strong and offbeat material that might have gotten more notice if not for having such an incredibly bland host. I still don’t mind the quieter crowds of a number of episodes this season, and wish the show had used the opportunity to try a wider variety of material that doesn’t rely on generic laughs. I can take this season’s Mulaney episode over season 45’s, even if I’m not watching most of either again anytime soon unless you pay me. While I was never fond of Maya’s time in the cast, I didn’t have any problem with her making various appearances in the first months of season 46—I much preferred seeing her non-Kamaya roles, and the people she took airtime from continued to get little airtime after she left anyway.  I wish Kenan had left after this season—I understand why he stayed, as I imagine even he knew his sitcom would not last very long, but once you get to the point of becoming successful enough to have a big venture elsewhere, it becomes increasingly difficult to sustain yourself in the fabric of SNL (and indeed, I feel like he has had a harder and harder time not sticking out, especially in this giggle-filled season).

KABIR:
What are your general thoughts on the season?: Not as polarizing as the last election season (2016-17), it felt like the show was equating “being political” with “being relevant”; there’s no requirement that politics had to be the focus of so much of the show. But that gave the non-political sketches (or the ones which were subtle) a chance to shine. There was also a much better mix of hosts than I think we’ve had in recent years: stand-ups, comedic actors, serious actors, established stars, former cast members, a few musicians… and the musical guests were almost uniformly solid. Almost.

What was your favorite thing that you covered this season?: I only covered two episodes (John Krasinski and Adele), which were both kind of sub-par. Both of them are very engaging performers, but Adele hasn’t done much comedy and Krasinski hadn’t done much in a long time. So I guess I’ll say it was fun seeing them in this new/revisited arena. Even if the episodes didn’t turn out great, the hosts put in a good effort and seemed to be having fun.

Favorite sketches?: Uncle Ben, because it married the ridiculous to politics and then had the infectious character breaks. Also, Lexus (Timothee Chalamet) because it was just so perfectly done.

Favorite episode(s)?: Dave Chappelle. The recent tradition of having him host after an election has been a nice touch.

Hot takes?: I am extremely tired of the cameo-fest cold opens that are just 1) a press conference, 2) a politician in one, 3) debates.

SNL has always had political humor and always will. So the whole “SNL is too political and not funny anymore” thing is ridiculous. But the show needs to find ways into political humor that are not just same old tropes. Some of the funniest political sketches were more inventive with their settings: Perot/Stockdale taking a drive, Bush 41 and Bob Dole fishing, Reagan (Chevy Chase) playing the organ, Jimmy Carter and family generating electricity with an exercise bike, the Three Mile Island sketch, Reagan’s staff briefing, Palin being interviewed, etc.

VAX NOVIER:
What are your general thoughts on the season?: Looking back, it’s best to view this season on a tempered measure than the average year due to the show having to deal with the global pandemic going on in order to keep running. Production shifts to accommodate safety protocols led to larger blocks of episodes never attempted before, as the uncertainty of completing the season and making it to May, or even to the end of October, loomed over the proceedings. 

This season had so many tonal shifts it can almost be divided into severely mini-seasons: 
— the initial six week stretch where the opening 10+ minutes were dedicated to debate material helmed entirely by a set of recurring guest stars, and a hollow atmosphere in the studio due to limited capacity made way for traces of offbeat sketches atypical for the era, complete with scattered Maya sightings throughoutthe December shows that relished in its post-Trumpwin world while slowing easing back into the normal pre-Covid routine broadcast
— the extended block starting out the new year marked by cold opens with less politics in the foreground, the return of senior cast members stabilizing the ongoing hierarchy, along with peaks and valleys of varying levels on a sketch-by-sketch basis
— the remainder of the season with the entire cast in the studio, whether all of them were used or not, that provided consistent quality material for the most part (and a dark stain on the show’s reputation) that left hints of opportunity for the next generation of players as things began to open once more.

It’s easy to get upset that many long-time cast members didn’t depart after this year, but I can understand why given the circumstances. The main goal that year was completing the season rather than wrapping up their tenures in the long run.

What was your favorite thing that you covered this season?: When signing up for this project, there was only one episode I initially planned to cover from this season. While Nick Jonas didn’t host the best show of the year, it carried a consistent quality that was needed during a troubling period and benefited the overall proceedings. Highlights include Viking Voyager which coasted on low-key energy, and a quality performance from later-season Kate boosting Dating After Lockdown.

Favorite sketches?:
Favorite Live Sketches:
The Dionne Warwick Show (Timothée Chalamet)
Rap Roundtable (Timothée Chalamet)
Amusement Park (Nick Jonas)
Dating After Lockdown (Nick Jonas)
Proud Parents (Daniel Kaluuya)
Dog Park (Daniel Kaluuya)
The Muppet Show (Keegan-Michael Key)
NYU Guest Panel (Anya Taylor-Joy)
AMC Theaters (Anya Taylor-Joy)

Favorite Pretapes:
Enough is Enough (Bill Burr)
5-Hour Empathy (Issa Rae)
Strollin’ (John Mulaney)
Take Me Back (Dave Chappelle)
Lexus (Timothée Chalamet)
Tiny Horse (Timothée Chalamet)
I Got a Robe (Kristen Wiig)
It Gets Better (Dan Levy)
Job Interview (Regé-Jean Page)
The Last Dance (Keegan-Michael Key)
Picture with Dad (Anya Taylor-Joy)

Favorite Update Pieces:
80’s Cocaine Wife (Issa Rae)
Pete Davidson (Jason Bateman)
Melissa as Dolly (Timothée Chalamet)
Joke Swap (Kristen Wiig)
The Iceberg (Carey Mulligan)

Favorite episode(s)?: Timothée Chalamet & Daniel Kaluuya (with Nick Jonas at a distant #3).

Hot takes?: While I can still enjoy the ATJ finale as a victory lap for the season, it can still be difficult to enjoy the moments that were teased as farewells for certain cast members. Especially when Pete had a solid year to go out on, an entire sketch was anchored by all three of the senior women (or “the new girls whose names I can’t remember” as Martin Short once called them), and Cecily’s Pirro bit, that was really a sendoff in all but confirmation, feels diminished due to backtracking it as a farewell for the season, having their cake and eating it at the expense of any underused newbies.

BLUE:
What are your general thoughts on the season’s musical performances?: As one might have assumed from all the 3-star ratings (and frequent comments on performers’ fashion, as that’s what I always resort to pointing out if I can’t think of anything to say about the music), the majority of S46’s musical performances were, in my opinion, just okay. I can’t even use my excuse of being a pop music snob, because even a few rock artists like The Strokes, Foo Fighters, and Bruce Springsteen received mediocre ratings. (Then again, I was never a specific fan of those three… but considering how much I dug Foo Fighters’ S43 performances, I was hoping to enjoy their performances this season just as much.) Very few performances specifically wowed me, not only in terms of music, but in terms of its presentation. Obviously not every artist on the SNL stage has to smash a guitar like Phoebe Bridgers or attempt a pole-dancing routine like Lil Nas X, but I’d like to see more of them try it… I got the impression that there was more of a focus on “ooh, pretty light projections” this season, but that could be my recency bias of having reviewed the previous seasons’ performances so much longer ago and having had them fade from memory. 

With all that said, I did come away from this season with generally positive feelings towards the musical performances. Notably, there was nothing I specifically hated. For the first time since this project started, I didn’t give any musical performances a 1-star rating. I’m sure being a fan of some of the artists who played this season has something to do with that, but hey, I’m never going to complain about a favorite artist getting their chance to be on SNL. And if St. Vincent and Phoebe Bridgers are going to serve as a mental blind spot to help me forget Jack Harlow, Morgan Wallen, and Machine Gun Kelly, then so be it…

Pop, pop, pop was the genre of the season, as per usual, and I have nothing to say about that, given my aforementioned snobbish tendencies. As I said in the S45 wrap-up post, SNL could have picked someone better for their obligatory country artist (I’ll reiterate Jason Isbell as my personal pick, in case that helps manifest it), but I’m glad they chose the obligatory indie artists that they did (now let’s see if Phoebe’s boygenius bandmate Julien Baker will come on as well… or hell, I’d enjoy seeing the entire boygenius trio on SNL, even though I can take or leave Lucy Dacus). I’d love for someone who’s more knowledgeable about current names in hip hop to weigh in on their feelings for hip hop picks this season, though I have a feeling they might feel close to what I feel about the country artists. Finally, while I felt that there was a stronger emphasis on rock than in the previous couple seasons, I would love to see more younger, up-and-coming rock bands on the show as opposed to older acts like The Strokes and Foo Fighters. (Then again, be careful what you wish for or you might end up with Greta Van Fleet. Anyway, as long as I’m tossing out dream SNL picks, might as well give Thunderpussy a mention. If you want classic rock done by people who weren’t alive when classic rock wasn’t considered classic, they’re the group to go to, imo.) 

Favorite performances?: As mentioned above, I am a fan of Phoebe Bridgers and St. Vincent, with the latter’s album Daddy’s Home being my personal pick for Album of the Year 2021, so naturally I was delighted to see them both bring their A-game to the show. And how the hell did I make it this far without mentioning Jack White?? I’ve never quite known what to make of him– sometimes he strikes me as pretentious, other times profound– but it goes without saying that he really knocked those performances out of the park.

Overall rankings: Based partly on my ratings, and partly on my subjective opinion.

1. Jack White
2. Lil Nas X
3. St. Vincent
4. Phoebe Bridgers
5. Megan Thee Stallion
6. H.E.R.
7. Nathaniel Rateliff
8. Dua Lipa
9. Foo Fighters
10. Miley Cyrus
11. The Strokes
12. Nick Jonas
13. Olivia Rodrigo
14. Machine Gun Kelly
15. Justin Bieber
16. Bruce Springsteen
17. Kid Cudi
18. Jack Harlow
19. Bad Bunny
20. Morgan Wallen

And now that that’s out of the way… I’d like to take a moment to announce that Season 46 is the last season from which I will be covering musical guest performances for this project. Other creative projects have taken precedence in my life– most notably my band’s first EP & music video, and a novel– and unfortunately the One SNL a Day project has become less of a priority. That being said, I’ll still continue to read site updates and follow along with what my fellow reviewers have to say about the show. Many thanks to Rose, Anthony, Matt, John, Carson, Kabir, and Vax for allowing me to be a part of this project, and of course thanks to Stooge for starting the original project and leaving a significant gap in each review that I found myself longing to fill. If anyone who enjoyed my reviews wants to keep up with my thoughts on whatever music happens to be striking my fancy lately, I have a (very sporadically updated) music review account on Instagram under @52recordsayear. That’s all, folks… goodnight, and have a pleasant tomorrow! 

AND NOW, SOME DATA!!
4601: 5.4 (Chris Rock) – Vax Novier
4602: 6.9 (Bill Burr) – Matt
4603: 6.6 (Issa Rae) – John
4604: 5.1 (Adele) – Kabir
4605: 5.1 (John Mulaney) – Anthony
4606: 7.5 (Dave Chappelle) – Carson
4607: 5.6 (Jason Bateman) – Matt
4608: 6.9 (Timothée Chalamet) – Matt
4609: 5.5 (Kristen Wiig) – Anthony
4610: 6.2 (John Krasinki) – Kabir
4611: 5.3 (Dan Levy) – Matt
4612: 5.8 (Regina King) – John
4613: 6.7 (Regé-Jean Page) – John
4614: 6.5 (Nick Jonas) – Vax Novier
4615: 4.6 (Maya Rudolph) – Carson
4616: 6.5 (Daniel Kaluuya) – Anthony
4617: 6.8 (Carey Mulligan) – John
4618: 3.5 (Elon Musk) – Matt
4619: 5.4 (Keegan-Michael Key) – Anthony
4620: 8.3 (Anya Taylor-Joy) – Carson / Anthony / Matt

Best Episode: Anya Taylor-Joy – 8.3 (Runner up: Dave Chappelle – 7.5)
Worst Episode: Elon Musk – 3.5 (Runner up: Maya Rudolph – 4.6)
Season Average: 6.0

HIGHEST RATED SKETCHES

5 STARS:
The Blitz (Burr; Matt)
Strollin’ (Mulaney; Anthony)
Hailstorm (Chappelle; Carson)
Lexus (Chalamet; Matt)
Birthday Gifts (King; John)
Dating After Lockdown (Jonas; Vax)
The Maya-ing (Rudolph; Carson)
Proud Parents (Kaluuya; Anthony)
The Last Dance: Extended Scene (Key; Anthony)
Picture With Dad (Taylor-Joy; Matt)
Weekend Update (Taylor-Joy; Matt)
NYU Guest Panel (Taylor-Joy; Anthony)
AMC Theatres (Taylor-Joy; Anthony)

4.5 STARS:
CFT: Sunday Night Plans (Rae; John)
Take Me Back (Chappelle; Carson)
Weekend Update (Chappelle; Carson)
Tiny Horse (Chalamet; Matt)
Christmas Morning (Wiig; Anthony)
A Teacher (Wiig; Anthony)
It Gets Better (Levy; Matt)
The Job Interview (Page; John)
Just Say Grace (Page; John)
Viral Apology Video (Kaluuya; Anthony)
Weekend Update (Mulligan; John)
L’eggs (Mulligan; John)
The Muppet Show (Key; Anthony)

4 STARS:
The Drew Barrymore Show (Rock; Vax)
Monologue (Burr; Matt)
Enough is Enough (Burr; Matt)
Samuel Adams Jack-O-Pumpkin Ale (Burr; Matt)
First Date Exes (Rae; John)
Weekend Update (Rae; John)
Your Voice Chicago (Rae; John)
Jack Flatts (Rae; John)
Cinema Classics: The Birds (Mulaney; Anthony) 
Monologue (Chappelle; Carson)
Uncle Ben (Chappelle; Carson)
Stu (Bateman; Matt)
Bits (Bateman; Matt)
The Dionne Warwick Talk Show (Chalamet; Matt)
Rap Roundtable (Chalamet; Matt)
Weekend Update (Wiig; Anthony)
What Still Works? (Krasinski; Kabir)
Now That’s What I Call Theme Songs (Krasinksi; Kabir)
Pandemic Game Night (Krasinski; Kabir)
Lifting Our Voices (Levy; Matt)
The Negotiator (King; John)
The Grocery Rap (Page; John)
Viking Voyager (Jonas; Vax)
Monologue (Kaluuya; Anthony)
Dog Park (Kaluuya; Anthony)
CFT: Beanie Babies (Kaluuya; Anthony)
What’s Wrong With This Picture? (Mulligan; John)
Study Buddies (Mulligan; John)
What I Remember About Last Year (Taylor-Joy; Carson)
Hollywood Squares (Taylor-Joy; Carson)
Making Man (Taylor-Joy; Carson)
It’s Pride Again (Taylor-Joy; Anthony)

LOWEST RATED SKETCHES

2 STARS:
Stunt Performers Association (Rock; Vax)
Bonjour Hi! (Rae; John)
The Haunted Manor (Adele; Kabir)
Trump Addicts of America (Adele; Kabir)
Weekend Update (Adele; Kabir)
Visiting Grandma (Adele; Kabir)
Africa Tourism (Adele; Kabir)
Biden Beats Trump (Chappelle; Carson)
Michigan Election Hearings (Bateman; Matt)
The Situation Room (Chalamet; Matt)
The Grinch (Wiig; Anthony)
Home For Christmas (Wiig; Anthony)
Monologue (Krasinski; Kabir)
Weekend Update (Krasinski; Kabir)
Monologue (Levy; Matt)
Hot Damn (Levy; Matt)
Tucker Carlson Tonight (King; John)
Gorilla Glue (King; John)
Bridgerton Intamcy Coordinators (Page; John)
Snatched, Vaxed, or Waxed! (Rudolph; Carson)
2021 Barfly Awards (Rudolph; Carson)
Weird Little Flute (Mulligan; John)
The War In Words (Mulligan; John)
Mother’s Day (Musk; Matt)
The Astronaut (Musk; Matt)
No More Masks (Key; Anthony)
Commencement Celebrations (Key; Anthony)

1.5 STARS:
Dueling Town Halls (Rae; John)
Biden Halloween (Mulaney; Anthony)
Headless Horseman (Mulaney; Anthony)
New York PSA (Mulaney; Anthony)
Another Uncle Meme (Mulaney; Anthony)
Holiday Baking Championship (Chalamet; Matt)
Super Bowl LV (Levy; Matt)
Women’s Theatre (King; John)
Cinderella (Jonas; Vax)
Choreographers (Rudolph; Carson)
Oops, You Did It Again (Kaluuya; Anthony)
Weekend Update (Musk; Matt)
Gemma & DJ Balls (Key; Anthony)

1 STAR:
Presidential Debate (Rock; Vax)
Vice Presidential Debate (Burr; Matt)
Presidential Debate (Adele; Kabir)
Sleepover (Bateman; Matt)
Morgan Wallen Party (Bateman; Matt)
Pence Takes the Vaccine (Wiig; Anthony)
Secret Word Holiday Edition (Wiig; Anthony)
Wedding Friends (Levy; Matt)
Monologue (Rudolph; Carson)
A Kamala Harris Unity Seder (Rudolph; Carson)
NFTs (Rudolph; Carson)
Half Brother (Kaluuya; Anthony)
Monologue (Musk; Matt)
Gen Z Hospital (Musk; Matt)
The Ooli Show (Musk; Matt)
Wario Trial (Musk; Matt)
Cowboy Standoff (Musk; Matt)
Line (Key; Anthony)
CFT: Star Quality (Taylor-Joy; Matt)

OUR PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS ENTIRE SEASON, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS, IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER

COMING SOON
After some delay, the Best of Beck Bennett should be next in our queue!

May 22, 2021 – Anya Taylor-Joy / Lil Nas X (S46 E20)

by Anthony, Carson, and Matt

Matt: Hey all! So, this was an episode that a handful of us here at the site wanted to cover, and we decided that the best way to do that would be to try out another joint review! Carson, Anthony and I have divided the episode up in terms of the segments that we most wanted to cover (or otherwise were forced to cover because nobody else wanted them), and we tackled those assigned segments as we usually would in our normal reviews… but every sketch also features shorter, alternate takes from the other two writers! It’s like a 3-for-1 deal! We’re treating y’all better than you deserve.

This was a massively fun review to write, so without further ado: Carson, take it away!

WHAT I REMEMBER ABOUT LAST YEAR (Carson)
castmembers, CSR, Leo Yoshimura [real] give recollections of SNL’s season

Carson: After spending the first half of the season doubling down on all the worst traits of Trump era cold opens—celebrity cameos, exorbitant runtimes, grab bags of one-liners with no conceptual throughline—SNL spent the rest of the season trying to give their show openers a jolt of energy with new approaches. The cameos cooled down, the political bent became less direct and the runtimes… well, whatever. The results felt fresher, but were really no better. There were plenty of admirable attempts at a new approach to cold opens, but nothing that felt effective or sustainable (for Season 47, SNL seemed to return to the more tried-and-true formula of the late-90s and early-00s, to generally positive effect). This final cold open—a “Year In Review” of sorts—feels like a concession that things haven’t been fully clicking. Honestly, it’s probably for the best. I have no interest in returning to the Trumpwin well OR another of those lame Britney Spears sketches.
— The cast’s most senior cohort—Aidy, Kate, Cecily and Kenan—open the sketch at home base. During the rapturous opening applause, many of them appear to be tearing up. Which is honestly totally understandable because this is obviously their last show, right? RIGHT???
— “It was actually a pretty fun year for me…” Kenan, holding it down for those of us who didn’t really feel crushed by the world during the first year of COVID.
— Very interesting pajama top that Bowen is wearing.
— Charming, if not quite hilarious, reflections on the first COVID year, particularly Aidy’s early misconception that being able to hold your breath was proof of not having COVID.
— This is doing a nice job of highlighting the early absurdities of working within pandemic restrictions (like Chris Redd locking eyes with Adele mid-nasal swab) and how a half-crowd of masked and exhausted first responders was a less than ideal comedy audience. Honestly, some shows, while quite funny, had Malcom McDowell/Captain Beefheart levels of audience energy. 
— Fun cameo from Leo Yoshimura. He looks great, by the way.
— The season “highlights” bit was predictable, but still very funny, though I wonder if it would have been funnier if they didn’t have Cecily point out the joke.
— “These were unusual circumstances to do comedy under. Was every sketch perfect? Yeah, pretty much. We crushed it!” Great delivery from Kyle.
— Alex, Mikey, Beck and Kenan pointing out the season lowlights (Morgan Wallen, the Mike Pence fly sketch) is a more impressively self-aware piece.
— Fun cameo from Chris Rock! The Will Smith slap officially memory-wiped everything I knew about Chris Rock from before that moment. Was he on SNL or something?
—  Here comes the sincere part where everyone gets all weepy. I’d find it more affecting if I didn’t feel so inured to SNL’s new penchant for solemn weepiness.
— I always thought that comparing Aidy and Lauren in how they look was kind of a shitty thing to do, but then again, look at the screencap of them saying “Live From New York…” It’s honestly so striking and I’m guessing that Aidy’s return is a big reason why Lauren wasn’t brought back. Have any two cast members ever looked so similar while being on the show at the same time? Spade and Carvey?
— All in all, it was a slightly hokey cold open, but the energy was sweet, the jokes landed and we largely got to avoid all the aggravating trappings of the preceding season’s cold opens. That puts me in a good mood at least.
Anthony: The first of two segments tonight that definitely play a little differently now that we know Beck and Lauren are the only two people in the cast leaving this summer (this is especially true for the part mocking the newbies lack of screen time). It is what it is, I mean clearly it’s time for the majority of this crew to pack it up, but I get not wanting to leave the place that loves you so much you get applause breaks for telling mildly amusing anecdotes, as happens to Aidy here when she does the bit about holding her breath. Still, a fun open—a lot of the self-aware digs hit and for once this season it sets a great energy for the night ahead. 
— Also, random note, but why are some of the cast members fake laughing along here like talk show hosts at some of these lines? They know we know they’ve heard them before, right?
Matt: I’m a little higher on this cold open than Carson, though he speaks of it very well. In my opinion, this was just about the most perfect way to conclude a season of exhausting cold opens that I could possibly imagine, and for once, instead of just autopiloting its way through ten minutes of applause, SNL is shooting for the heart. There are some things that hit a bit unfortunately with the hindsight of next season—namely the firing of poor Lauren, who was most certainly dealt the worst hand here, and the lack of cast turnover (something that mars this episode somewhat)—but this was a thoughtful, funny, and ultimately touching way to recap one of the craziest and messiest seasons that the show’s ever had. 
STARS: ****

MONOLOGUE (Carson)
The Queen’s Gambit prepared host for the chessboard that is SNL

Carson: Joy is British?? Well, whattya know?
— This is the first show of the season with a full crowd. You could actually tell in the cold open. The energy is a little stronger tonight.
— Oh, Joy is a Miami-born Argentenian Brit. That’s a fun grab bag.
— Joy is being tasked with getting the regular supply of ho-hum monologue jokes over with the crowd. She’s doing fine and the audience is big enough that everything is getting a bit more than it deserves. That said, the opening chess move joke where Joy does her Queen’s Gambit pose was kind of fun.
— Ok, they’re actually doing something more with the Queen’s Gambit references by having Joy hallucinate a chess board of cue cards with the cast all as chess pieces. It would have been fun if they did more with the visual, but as it stands, it’s probably one of the more ambitious pieces in a monologue the show has done in a decade.
— Joy does the standard “We have a great show” spiel in her native Spanish, which is a nice enough touch, though as a white-passing Spanish speaking Brit, all the cultural ambiguity is enough to make your head spin.
— The chess board thing was a great touch and maybe hinted at a far more fascinating monologue that could have been, but alas this is a 2021 SNL monologue we’re talking about.
Anthony: While this didn’t reinvent the wheel it did a good job setting up Joy as a charismatic and engaging host, and the SNL chess board visual was pretty fun and inventive. 
Matt: Not the greatest monologue, but solid for what it is. I love the hot crowd, and I like the decision to pan along the balcony seats and showcase the full studio—there’s a great shot of a guy standing up and flailing around like crazy that always cracks me up. The audience also gives Anya a standing ovation up top, which feels rare to see, especially for a first-time host; you can tell everyone is really pumped to be there, and that energy gives this episode a wonderful spark.
— The nerd in me loves that the chessboard is composed of cue cards from sketches across the past two episodes, including some that were cut after dress and some that have lines that didn’t make it into the live show. Notably, there are several from “Sending Drinks,” cut from both of the last two episodes, and this week’s “NYU Guest Panel” sketch in the mix.
STARS: ***

HOLLYWOOD SQUARES (Carson)
nearly all celebrities in 1998 episode are problematic

Carson: The cut to the 1998 Hollywood celebrities reveals the joke pretty quickly with Kenan’s Bill Cosby taking up the middle square. But I do notice that the top right square has Apu from The Simpsons. Lauren is also slotted up top in a non-speaking role as Roseanne. Same for Andrew as Kevin Spacey.
— While the reveal is a little predictable, it’s ultimately satisfying. This is a good premise for a sketch, even if I wonder if this would have hit even harder in, say, 2017. I guess it has a bit of a 2021 vibe with the retroactive erasure of potentially offensive content (see the striking of streaming 30 Rock and Community episodes that featured satirical use of blackface), but I feel like this could have felt really edgy just a couple years earlier.
— That all said, the cutaways to the Steve Higgins narration are incredibly effective.
—  Aidy: “One thing’s for sure, I trust Bill Cosby!”
— Funny inclusion of Jeff Dunham. The idea that he would name a talking cornbread “De’Shawn” is pretty hilarious. With the risk of Chris explaining the joke like Mikey Day, his portion where he calls out Dunham actually works pretty well.
— I don’t think things are escalating in any particular way, but the sketch is doing a good job of hitting the same beat in different ways.
— A zippy little piece that has some light fun playing with a hot topic. Was it timely? Eh, I’m not sure about that, but it was well-structured and high energy. 
Anthony: Not the most original piece the show’s ever done (things have changed culturally in the past few years? Ya don’t say) but there’s a tightness to the writing here I appreciate. This doesn’t get bogged down in extraneous details or random one-liners like a lot of modern sketches can, it’s just a quick hit of laughs connected to its premise. Some of it feels like we’re getting into easy shock laughs, but the piece mostly does what it’s supposed to and continues the strong energy the night has going so far.
Matt: Not the best sketch, but a very well-written one and a great way to start the night off. I agree with Carson that it might’ve hit harder more at the start of the #MeToo movement, but it’s still delightfully dark with its meta humor in 2021. I might criticize the anachronistic qualities of some of the celebrities, as people like Jared Fogle and Jeff Dunham were nobodies at the time, but it’s a minor complaint. I’m also surprised to see SNL taking shots at Dunham, a comedian who no doubt still works with a lot of racist shit but who there’s never been a concentrated effort to call out.
— It’s odd that Chris calls on Kevin Spacey, who is portrayed in full make-up by Andrew in the shot of the full board at the start of the sketch, but he never gets a specific close-up. I wonder if his part (and Lauren’s) were trimmed after dress.
— This sketch was previously cut from the Keegan-Michael-Key episode. In a podcast with Mike Birbiglia, he joked that it came down between this and “The Muppet Show,” and I think the right call was made there.
STARS: ****

PICTURE WITH DAD (Matt)
pre-prom photo causes accidental shotgun blast

Matt: Ah, hell yes, a Dismukes classic! 
— A fantastic disruption to the sweet tone of this pretape with Beck’s dad walking into Andrew and Heidi’s prom picture with a shotgun, and then an even more fantastic disruption with Beck proceeding to accidentally blast his dick off.
— I love the brief, blunt exchange between Alex and Anya’s doctors about how Beck was another case of someone blowing his dick off while holding a gun in a prom picture.
— I think that it’s very hard to write a sketch where the game is how much the game is repeatedly changing, and this sketch really flows from one idea to the next—first it’s about how Beck blew his dick off, then it’s about how much Andrew and Heidi have been having sex, and then it’s about the fact that they’re gonna have sex after prom even though Beck doesn’t want them to—but there’s something about the rapid pacing of this sketch, the way that the dialogue and the characterizations that are written, that keeps it perfectly afloat. That’s how fucking good Andrew is as a writer, and you can tell that the snappiness in his approach is bred from a far more youthful place than most of SNL’s other staffers. The fact that this whole sketch clocks in at a mere three minutes, too, and has so much to it… that’s definitely something SNL could afford to learn from with how long its sketches tend to run.
— There’s also a fantastically rhythmic quality to the dialogue, between Beck’s desperation and the very chaste responses of those around him, that really unifies all of the different games going on.
— Beck: “Lizzie, I’m sorry I ruined your prom by blowing my dick off with my gun… and Laura, I’m sorry I didn’t listen to you, and so I blew my little dick off with my big ‘ol gun.”
— The drawn-out portion with Andrew politely informing Beck that they won’t have sex on his request, but that they totally will, is a particular highlight. 
— I just wanted to say here how goddamn happy I am that Andrew was able to really blossom in the back-half of this season and find a niche, which he continued to maintain into S47. (As for S48… hopefully he’ll get more on than he has been as it progresses.) He’s a newbie with the sort of assured, singular voice that ensures him a long future with the show, and I can’t wait to talk about the sort of nonsense that he’ll continue to brew in the years to come.
Anthony: One of my favorite pieces of this whole era. When I watched live, I got ahead of the initial reveal but assumed it was going to happen at the very end of the sketch after minutes of arguing—for the sketch to jump straight into it and have Beck immediately shoot himself totally took me by surprise and gave me possibly my hardest laugh of the season. Matt does a great job above expressing just why this piece works so well, so I don’t have a ton more to say, but this absolutely one for the highlight reel.
— Also nice to see Beck, on his final night, get such a great role in a piece written by Andrew, one of the future stars of the show. A nice sort of torch passing moment. 
Carson: An immediate favorite. I showed this one to a ton of people after it aired in a very “Look, SNL is still a little bit funny” way. I agree with Matt that the brilliance is in the sheer efficiency of its execution. There are three or four key beats here that a regular SNL sketch would commit five minutes to alone. And while I think Andrew’s Frasier ad-lib was what fully won me over on him, it was his rapid fire back-and-forth with Beck that confirmed my belief that he belonged on the show. Premise-wise, it’s mostly pretty stupid, but in terms of pure execution, it’s really seamless.
— It also needs to be mentioned that in all the high energy and varying comic beats, this is just a really sharp takedown of fragile male egos and patriarchal bullshit. Beck, of course, is brilliant in this role, but so often SNL needs to let the audience in on the satirical POV (just imagine this sketch having Mikey Day standing there declaring “boy, that dad really seems to be compensating for something!”). Here, the comedy zooms by at breakneck speed, allowing the audience to actually engage with the comedy without being told what to think. Classic show, don’t tell—a hallmark of a great sketch.    
STARS: *****

MAKING MAN (Carson)
in heaven, designers of man receive criticism from designers of woman

Carson: The design of human man feels like a concept with a lot of room for play.
—  Mikey: “Where did you guys land on hair for the human man?” Beck: “Uh, we’re thinking about putting it pretty much everywhere.”
— The one huge toe gag comes with a pretty funny visual.
— I like Melissa being the one person on the female design team who is into the male design. I could do without Aidy having to put her in her place. It doesn’t do much for me comedically and it’s triggering my Melissa Defense Mechanism. 
— I love how smug and proud the guys are about their absurd design.
— Kenan being the nipple expert, pretentiously explaining how the male torso is meant to give the illusion of a giant face, is perfect. 
— Mikey: “As you can see, the Dangler uses three different colors of skin.”
— Great bit about “the Dangler” being basically impervious to pain while the “wrinkle pouch” can make the man fall over and vomit by merely being flicked. Some very base, but very funny observations being executed here.
— The guys’ explanation of blue balls is brilliant.
— I’m realizing that Aidy was basically pointless in this scene.
— Kyle does a brilliant turn as a socially awkward Jesus, but it’s ultimately kind of weird non-sequitur addition. The sketch kind of peters (also known as simons) out as a result.
— A very silly, but pretty evergreen concept here. This feels like it could have played as well in 1990 or 1975 or even as a mid-60s Second City piece with Alan Arkin as it does in 2021. This could have played in any season without a single revision. That’s a compliment. The sketch moved along with efficiency and despite my minor quibbles (Aidy’s presence, the non-ending), I’m always delighted to see something that feels classic, even if it’s not an actual classic. In a strong episode like this, it’s breezy fun pieces like this that form an effective connective tissue.
Anthony: Another piece tonight that isn’t exactly covering new ground but is just written tightly enough and with enough fun details that it breathes life back into the piece. Some strong ensemble work too, giving everyone some chances to shine, with Melissa and Kyle at the end especially popping. It’s nice that so far this finale has made a concerted effort to showcase the whole cast, rather than just the cast members we assumed may have been leaving at the time.
— Mikey once again donning that weird ass angel wig from the Chad sketch from Season 44’s Sandler episode that looks like something you’d see on a baby Dee Snyder. 
Matt: Probably my pick for most underrated sketch of the night. It’s not anything too elaborate, but it’s just a cavalcade of observational, writerly goodness, which I’ll always be a huge fan of. While I do agree with Carson that this is a sketch with a certain timelessness that means it could play well in any era, it’s also a piece that I think really emphasizes the strength and utility that every cast member plays. This is, for instance, one of my favorite uses of Mikey as an over-explainer and Melissa as her stock “person who is really into the weird thing” archetype; Kenan and Chris also do great work here in their supporting roles. Kyle feels like a missing link and he hurts the sketch a bit with the non-ending, but he’s fun enough as Jesus and it doesn’t ultimately detract.
— The “man” in this sketch clearly uses a cast of Beck’s face. It was also used earlier this season in the “Headless Horseman” sketch from Mulaney’s episode.
— This is also the final sketch co-written by Dan Licata (alongside Streeter Seidell), who leaves after this season. Even though he’s contributed to a rather odd assortment of sketches, I’ve always really liked him and it was sad to see him leave after only two seasons; some of his work, like this piece and “Melissa Seals the Deal” from the At Home episodes (as well as his writing for the great Joe Pera Talks with You), proved he could wield a strong and singular perspective as a writer, something which feels increasingly valuable in this era’s current writer’s room.
STARS: ****


IT’S PRIDE AGAIN (Anthony)
gay celebrants experience joys & frustrations

Anthony: Hey, a silly sketch about partying. This should be fun to talk about! I mean, my God, what in this goofy little sketch could possibly cause me to have to go on a rant about exhausting discourse?
— The melody on this is lifted from Charli XCX’s “Girl’s Night Out”, though I hear some “Holiday” in there as well.
— Love everyone’s outfits! Punkie’s jacket especially is super dope (just putting as much light as I can out there before I have to have words with some people).
— It’s always remarkable to finally see pieces like this on the show. The show has never had the best history with the LGBTQ community (ask Terry Sweeney), with an especially rough patch that stretches from the Bad Boys era to the Meyers years, where “gay” could be the entire punchline for a sketch (just remember such brilliant sketches as ‘what if a Civil War unit was super gay?’ or ‘what if Frankenstein’s monster was super gay?’). Even in 2012, when Kate was hired, while it was a big moment, it was understood that if she was going to be bringing any energy from her previous show, the Big Gay Sketch Show, it was going to be more in husky, chuckle inducing portrayals of stereotypical lesbians than anything like in this sketch (all of that’s before we get into the whole can of worms that is James Anderson). So sketches like this, directly pitched at queer audiences, written by queer writers and starring queer cast members, are still a pretty special thing when we get them. 
— I believe Anya herself is straight, which may be why she sings the part about allies (though she’s playing a lesbian in this sketch, dating Kate). 
— Bowen: “I don’t wanna be funny, I wanna be hot!”
— I wanted more specifics in Kate and Anya’s part, either on what they’re fighting about, or what’s served at a “gay brunch”. They could have done better than “eggs”. 
— Punkie not knowing who to hit on because all the straight girls having started “dressing lesbian” is the type of specific I was looking for in Kate’s bit.
— We get a cameo from Celeste Yim, one of the writers of this piece (along with Bowen and Sudi Green). They’re the one Kate asks “who let in all these straights?” (tenth screencap above)
— Fun and accurate bit with the friends getting into an exhaustive, regurgitative debate about whether or not to eat Chick-fil-A (“you Georgia Bank bitch!”)
— Lil Nas shows up to huge applause from the studio audience. I’ll bring it up in a sec when he comes on to perform, but his being here is another moment that feels significant. His verse is fine, and features some blurred out butt holes, so who can really complain?
— Funny bit mocking rainbow capitalism with the gang realizing they’re on a Deutsche Bank float.
— Hewwkay. So when this came out, there was a small but vocal contingent on Twitter (hellsite FTW yet again) that was Not. Fucking. Having. this sketch. Their beef essentially is that, instead of this being a piece celebrating Pride and all the good it stands for, SNL deigned to air a piece mocking Pride and portraying queers as messy drunks. Now when things got potentially messy in the Kaluuya episode I kept my mouth shut, but since I feel a little more qualified on this lemme just say: muh babies, touch grass. This is a line that’s been used to defend plenty a sketch I hate, but: you know this is a comedy show, right? What, you wanted them to come out and just say what pride means to them personally, maybe look at the camera as one tear slowly rolls down their cheek? This is a dumb song on a sketch show, not everything needs to be fucking Carol (oh what, they don’t like Carol now? Cool). 
— And all that’s before you get to the disgusting “ironic” tweets from people trying to slag off this sketch that said shit like “guess I’m homophobic now” or “I’m glad conversion therapy camps exist”. Maybe it’s just because I’m the ripe old age of 24, but I feel a bit of a disconnect with how cavalier some of these younger raised on internet LGBTQ+ kids can be with saying stuff like that. I get using stereotypes against you for laughs as an in-joke—like this sketch they all hated does—but when you’re making conversion therapy jokes to criticize someone who legit went to a conversion therapy camp you can go take your Euphoria profile pictures and hyperpop topsters and go fuck off.
Carson: Oh I definitely heard “Holiday” in this. That melody is a straight rip. I’ll take Anthony’s word on the Charli XCX part.
—This sketch really speaks to the benefit of representation. While I like it well enough, the element of lived experience or firsthand perspective really adds depth and nuance to the piece that wouldn’t have been available in basically any season before this. I think there have been previously sturdy pieces that have been marred by the fact that the performers do not reflect that insider’s perspective. I’ve often thought about the tricky balancing act of corporate entities co-opting pride (or as Anthony says: “rainbow capitalism”), but those observations sound crass from an outsider’s perspective. Think the “Girl With No Gaydar,” which is excellent on paper, but runs a bit cringey with all the straight performers swishing around. Or how the gay material from Kids In The Hall (even really wild swings like “Running F****t”) holds up far better than anything from, say, Mr. Show, thanks to Scott Thompson’s singular and uniquely confrontational perspective. For as great as Mr. Show was, a lot of their gay material had a mean-spirited tone (there was always just something about David Cross that felt a mite too Gen-X edgy, wasn’t there?). Anyway, this is all to say, this is a great example of why widening SNL’s cast demographics works in its favor. I may not agree with my one friend who found it offensive that Beck Bennett did a Russian accent for his Putin impression, but a piece like this really highlights how a diverse cast actually expands comedic and satirical potential.
Matt: A nice, similarly fleshed-out and wonderfully queer companion piece to “It Gets Better” from earlier this season. As Anthony said earlier, I love that we’re at a point with SNL in terms of diversity where we can get a sketch like this which plays, specifically, for queer audiences, everyone else be damned; for as rocky as the past few seasons have been, I think that’s one of the greatest current highlights of this specific moment in the show’s history. In terms of the sketch itself, I think it’s one of the stronger musical sketches in some time, thanks to how sharply-honed its perspective is, and I love the specificity of its observations; my favorite bits are about how so many straight women dress in queer-adjacent ways, and the argument over Chik-fil-A.
STARS: ****

CELTIC WOMAN (Matt)
Celtic Woman is a crowd-pleasing mostly-Irish musical extravaganza

Matt: Hooray, a sketch built off of a reference that I don’t understand, my favorite! Apparently Celtic Woman is a real-life Irish folk ensemble whose program was frequently aired on PBS, and who tour around the US doing Irish things, context which was generally lost on me when it aired. With that being said… we’ll see how the sketch fares for me now.
— Already in the second cutaway, Cecily, Kate, and Aidy are breaking through their performance, something that would usually annoy me… but there’s been enough goodwill built up tonight that it feels fairly charming. It also helps that they’re not all that responsible right now for any of the comedic heavy-lifting.
— Steve Higgins’ voiceover is providing almost all of this sketch’s laughs, but all of his writing is absolutely perfect: “Witness Irish culture the way it was meant to be enjoyed: in Ohio.”
— A funny bit with the Celtic Woman briefly performing a very Celtic version of “Sweet Home Alabama” because it’s just the sorta song the audience would want to hear.
— Ah, Lauren makes her final sketch appearance in a rather thankless role, giving a testimonial for Celtic Woman. It’s sad to see her go; she was dealt an absolutely terrible hand this season, and I feel like it would’ve only been fair for the show to offer her another season to try to make more of an impression. She was never bad, but she was also just never given any opportunities to prove her worth or meaningfully participate in the show, and I blame SNL for that—with its horribly bloated cast of veterans that refuse to leave—far more than I blame her for being unable to infiltrate it. Alas, as usual, she is decent here, and does as much as the show allows her to do (very little).
— A great brief cutaway of Beck and Kyle hamming it up like a couple of absolute goons banging the shit out of Irish drums. Chloe is also a lot of fun as an erratic, running violinist. These are references that I’m sure I could have more room to understand, but they’re fun enough as is.
— “Take your grandma and watch the popular girls from your high school get absolutely railed by the idea of Ireland.” I see you, Anna Drezen.
— This is a pretty slight and messy sketch overall, but it’s pretty fun for what it is, and the fact that so much of the humor comes more from the details than the performances makes it fairly fail-proof. I’ll be perhaps a bit generous with how I’m ranking it because this episode’s put me in a good mood.
Anthony: Another in this series of sorta grab-bag Drezen-penned sketches starring one or more of these ladies, but enough of the one-liners hit and it gets in and out quick enough with its little drop of silliness that it definitely doesn’t detract from the episode.
— Nice to see Higgins kill it again on the voiceover. He can actually make those Drezen lines pop more than a lot of performers on the show can.
Carson: Spoiler alert: this is a good episode. But even the good episodes have some weak links. But a weak link does not need to crater an episode. The best weak links kind of merrily float by on good cheer, high energy and base level or worthwhile chuckles. There’s a vague familiarity to Celtic Women, even if the exact reference is lost on you as it was and is with me. But we’ve all been to our local community’s Heritage Days or Cultural Days festival where we’ve watched some sort of traditional Celtic/Ukrainian/Polish/Highland dance routine, so there’s a general vibe that’s easy to connect to. 
STARS: ***

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Montero”

Anthony: As I said earlier, this feels like a pretty significant performance. I can’t think of a time the show’s ever had such a flamboyantly gay musical guest before. They’ve had gay guests, sure. And loud, enthusiastic, gender bending performers before, yes. Heck, Elton John’s performed on the show, and I don’t just mean in the form of Horatio. But this is an out gay man coming on to sing a song explictly about gay sex, oiled up, in a cut off shirt, in leather pants, grinding up against a bunch of half naked dudes. That feels new.
Blue: I remember thinking when Lil Nas X first captured the nation’s attention with “Old Time Road” that he was prime One Hit Wonder material. A year later, and here he is on SNL proving me wrong. 
— Beautiful staging right from the start, with Lil Nas X silhouetted in front of a backdrop of purple clouds. I also love his outfit.
— I’m enjoying the dancers’ choreography as Lil Nas X descends from the elevated section of the stage.
— The pre-recorded track that Lil Nas X is presumably doubling is coming close to overpowering his live vocals.
— Now Lil Nas X has joined in on the choreography, and he’s doing a great job! This is very fun to watch.
— Big reaction from the crowd as one of the dancers licks Lil Nas X’s neck.
— I love how unapologetically homoerotic this performance is, and how it’s clearly not done for shock value, but rather as a celebration. Like Anthony said above, this feels very new and significant.
— It’s hard to tell on the second chorus if Lil Nas X is singing at all. He did skip a line when the mic wasn’t near his mouth, but even now that he’s holding the mic up, his vocals are getting lost in the mix. Perfectly understandable due to the choreography, though.
— Impressive moment where the dancers lift Lil Nas X in the air
— The pre-recorded vocals are becoming even more obvious on the bridge, with Lil Nas X only bothering to double one line.
— This pole-dancing segment is off to an epic start, with dollar bills flying through the air… until Lil Nas X suffers a wardrobe malfunction almost immediately. It’s hilarious to pinpoint the exact moment it happens; he looks down with an “oh shit!” expression, and then covers his crotch and gives the camera a sheepish glance. He showed a clip from dress of how the performance was supposed to go on Fallon the next day.
— Great confident singing from Lil Nas X on the last chorus.
— Love the closing shot, where Lil Nas X is perfectly centered in front of the screen projection so that it looks like he’s wearing angel wings.
STARS: *****

WEEKEND UPDATE (Matt)
for Mental Health Awareness Month, PED addresses return-to-society fears

Jeanine Pirro (CES) sings “My Way” & submerges herself in red wine

Matt: Che, regarding Andrew Giuliani: “I didn’t know you could get brain damage when your father drinks during a pregnancy.”
— It’s always a bit difficult to talk about topical jokes from old Updates, but as someone who has watched a looooot of Weekend Update from the early years of SNL, I can safely say that Colin and Michael’s Updates tend to hold up the best for me by a considerable margin. There’s a reason, in these rocky seasons, I’ve always considered them the reliable anchor of the show: even the most iffy installments rarely disappoint. I’m still getting some good laughs out of their material in spite of the distance of watching it nearly a year later.
— Oh wow, and we’re already moving onto the sillier individual jokes before the first guest correspondent. That’s definitely a plus.
— Now it’s Pete’s turn to deliver a correspondent piece that made me think he would be leaving the show. Oopsie!
— A solid self-burn from Pete (very new for him, I know) about how even when masked, people recognize him from his eyes because he looks like he “both just woke up and hasn’t slept in days.”
— “AIDS is a lot like SNL: it’s still here, it’s just no one’s gotten excited about it since the ‘90s.”
— Pete ends his feature by sweetly mentioning how much of an honor it was to grow up in front of an audience. I don’t know how much I agree with that sentiment, as the extent of his oversaturation in pop culture and tabloids would hit a fevered pitch next season, but since things came crashing down for him a few seasons ago, I’ve respected how much he seems like he tries to exist outside of that (even if it doesn’t stop him from finding even more baffling celebrities to hook up with). Either way, this is a fairly above-average segment from him, and maybe it would be more impactful if he didn’t follow it up with a segment in the next season premiere where he insists that he doesn’t know why he’s still on SNL either.
— Yay, baby’s first Joke Swap coverage! I specifically asked to cover the entirety of Update in large part just because I wanted to write about the Joke Swap, so this’ll be fun.
— So far, the jokes are pretty basic jabs at Colin being racist or Michael being bad at sex, but they’re still giving me laughs. You gotta warm up to the good shit.
— The run of jokes about the upcoming Superman movie where Superman is Black are fantastic; I love Colin’s joke about how his Kryptonite is “an honest day’s work.”
— Another thing I love is that we’ve hit the point where Colin has started making Michael’s jokes be less jokes and more forcing him to profess support for some terrible person or group. Last Joke Swap, with him telling Epstein to “Rest in power” is probably the peak, but having him honor police officers who used excessive force on a homeless Black man by saying that “Blue lives matter even more” is certainly nothing to sleep on, either.
— Hahaha, and now Michael has completely derailed the ostensive setup of an unrelated joke by having Colin affirm that Woody Allen did nothing wrong!
— And now Colin is doing ANOTHER Superman joke! God, I remember actually crying when I saw this live and it’s still murdering me right now.
— You’d think that would be the perfect crescendo to this Update, but boy oh boy, there’s just one more treat around the corner…
— Cecily’s Jeanine Pirro, here to close out the third season in a row! Within the first 30 seconds she’s already sloshing Colin with her wine glass so we’re clearly building to something special.
— And now, here it is: Cecily breaking out into a performance of “My Way” and jumping into a giant tank of red wine. Fuckin’ grade-A shit, only to be surpassed by Cecily launching a torrent of red wine perfectly into Colin’s face without even looking back at him. If Cecily left after this season, this would be one of the most perfect swan songs a cast member has ever gotten, and the fact that she didn’t leave afterwards was something that had me worried about how well it would play for me with that hindsight… but god, it’s impossible not to love this as a cathartic, bombastic, and beautifully silly way to bring the past season of Weekend Updates to a close. More than anything else, now I just wonder how Cecily could possibly top this when she does her real farewell piece. I suppose we’ll see! (NOTE: We wrote these ages ago. I’ll have thoughts on her proper farewell eventually!)
— I’ve had to contemplate the grade I would give this Update. It’s certainly not perfect all the way through, with the nice but inoffensive Pete feature being a glaring weak point, but I think that its weakness is largely in the fact that both Joke Swap and Jeanine Pirro are so fucking good. And if I were to say that this Update, before those two parts, was at a 3.5, that the Joke Swap bumps it up half a star, and that Jeanine warrants a full bonus star… then baby, we’ve got a sexy, five-star Update. Anthony and Carson can fight me, but I have the power and I’m fucking using it. Sorry, boys!
Anthony: Wowee Batman, a full five! While I can’t quite go that high, this is the good stuff for sure. Joke swap is one of the most fun traditions of any Update era, and this is possibly the best installment yet, so that’s a huge plus, and in general Jost and Che seem to have more energy tonight than they did a lot of nights this season. To be honest, if both these performers left after this (Pete and Cecily, though Jost & Che can certainly take notes as well…), you could maybe talk me into that full fiveroo. As is, it’s hard to look past that Pete’s piece is, as Matt pointed out, fine but really not up to much. And as for Cecily…I mean she kills it, but this was so clearly intended as a send off. And now that it isn’t one, that just makes it, what…an ode to Jeanine Pirro? It just adds an unfortunate weird taste to her whole bit here, which is unfortunate because it’s otherwise easily my favorite thing from Cecily this season.
Carson: Hmm, yeah. My philosophy has always been “If Norm’s Updates didn’t get *****, no one gets *****.” As much as I appreciate the Jost and Che pair—easy No. 3 on my all-time Update list, possibly No. 2 by the end of their never-ending tenure—there’s always been a little bit too much Seth Meyers in the DNA of the duo. Like, watch the first run of jokes, before Che and Jost really explore their dynamic—it’s just the breezy, low-stakes patter of the Meyers era. When the jokes are great, they’re spectacular, but a smooth delivery and a hot crowd will turn a lot of fours into nines. These guys are great when they really let loose, but they still have a sort of professional efficiency that cruises along in third gear. That is until the joke swap which is, as always, worth the price of admission alone.
—The other element has been touched on, but the air of finality that carried this segment during the live airing is deflated now that we know that moments that feel like send-offs are just feints. After another re-heated serving of “Pete Davidson talks about himself and his celebrity” we get a sort-of modest acknowledgment about him “growing up” in front of the audience. It’s low-key enough that it’s not, like, obsequious, but knowing where things are headed with Pete in the coming season, I don’t know if Pete’s maturity journey is quite out of its tumultuous stage.
Cecily’s piece is more obviously excellent because Cecily, for all her flaws (basically her loyalty to James Anderson), is SNL’s most powerful performer. So she nails her piece, perhaps too much! Watching it now, I can see how it does not need to be perceived as a big climactic send-off, but then again, remembering the feelings of the moments, it seems that the extra oomph in Cecily’s performance is due to the extra emotional heft behind it. It was all just a classic case of audience manipulation though. We were duped! Matt’s still in their feelings though, and they get final say on this one, so…
STARS: *****

IN MEMORIAM
a photo of Charles Grodin marks his passing

Matt: Weekend Update ends with a bumper in tribute of the recently-deceased Charles Grodin, who infamously hosted in Season 3 under the guise of not having attended dress rehearsal and futzing through every sketch he appeared in. It’s an episode so legendary that it still perpetuates myths that he was “banned” from the show, and having since seen that incredible episode, I’m glad that SNL—as spotty and weirdly selective as it can be with who it chooses to memorialize—gave him a well-deserved nod.

ENID & ASTRID’S BRAWR BARN (Matt)
Enid (AIB) & Astrid’s (host) Brawr Barn supports large-breasted women

Matt: You gotta appreciate Anya’s gameness and versatility across this episode, because I would not have bet on her being part of a two-hander with Aidy doing a thick New York accent and looking completely at-ease. 
— Like “Celtic Woman,” this is pretty much just another one-liner-athon, but it’s working better. Not only is Aidy more locked-in (she’s pretty underrated at this sort of stuff whenever she’s severed from Kate), but the writing feels stronger and the prop comedy with the various terrifying “brawrs” is selling everything harder.
— A pretty wild bit with Aidy vigorously squeezing and smacking Heidi’s breasts. You can tell Heidi’s doing her darndest not to break, and I feel like we rarely see her come this close.
— Anya: “Nobody has ever had a sexual feeling in this store.” Aidy: “This is a medical experience. We are one step away from a hospital.”
— It’s also nice to see Beck get this sort of meathead role one more time as Aidy’s husband since it’s the sort of role that he was predestined to play. Also a really funny, subtle touch of him smoking a cigar under his welder’s mask.
— Aidy: “I know Victoria’s secret, and it’s that she’s too intimidated to help me!”
— Your mileage may vary with these sorts of sketches, and I feel I tend to be more generous to them than most, but this feels like one of the finer examples to me, carried by committed performances from Aidy and Anya.
Anthony: This and Celtic Woman are the definite dips of this episode, which just speaks to how consistent this episode is overall because neither are particularly poor sketches. Both have their solid one-liners and fun moments of physicality (Chloe doing her crazy violin dance in that piece, Aidy groping Heidi like a maniac here) and neither—and this is real important—overstay their welcome.
— Beck gets one of his many big dumb guy roles of the night here. Nice to see him going out doing what he does best.
Carson: A pretty stock, low-stakes piece for SNL, but it’s written and performed to the absolute peak of its potential, another testament to the strength of this episode. Aidy, in particular, gives an assured, giddy performance, bringing an absolute hammer to a sketch that she could have sleepwalked through. The details in the writing (“You’re a 28Q…”) are keen-eyed and make a great marriage for the performers. Undoubtedly, this is a throwaway, but this is about as good as SNL gets in these kinds of pieces.
STARS: ***½

NYU GUEST PANEL (Anthony)
coeds’ (AIB) & (host) questions to TV cast are softball or insensitive

Anthony: So after some digging I found that several of the cast members of this sketch, including Pete and Punkie, as well as the writers of this sketch, Anna Drezen and Celeste Yim, did a zoom panel for a college a bit before this episode that went down pretty similarly, with Pete being asked breezy questions by star-struck fans and the lesser known minority cast members and writers only being called upon for questions about their “struggles”. So a pretty clear and solid inspiration for a sketch there.
— This sketch works great even without that backstory, as anyone who’s watched dumb press junkets like this can notice this pattern.
— I also found out Melissa was at that original panel. She would have slotted into this sketch pretty perfectly, but I guess I should never count out the show finding new ways to shut out poor Melissa. 
— Was the audience instructed to applaud for Pete? I feel like either answer I get on that will disappoint me. 
— “As a black woman, could you please explain race?” Perfect line to get us into this. Two dumb questions to Pete, that whopper of a question to Ego and we’re off to the races.
— I can’t keep quoting them but every question the non Pete cast members get asked is just chef’s kiss.
— Anya continues to be great here. I love her menacing “we’ll get to you” when Heidi tries to inject and answer one of Pete’s fun questions. There’s an iciness to the way she interacts with all the non-Pete cast members that really sells this, I’d say even more than Aidy, and makes the switch when she gets back to Pete even more effective (also like the affectation she puts on when talking to Pete where it seems like she’s trying to solve a math problem). 
— I like how Pete’s character is blissfully unaware of how probing and uncomfortable his co-stars’ questions are.
— A nice nod to parting writers Sudi Green and Fran Gillespie with 2 questions being submitted by ‘Fran G’ and ‘Sudi G’. We also get a nod to director Hannah Levy with a question from “Hannah L”.
— Aidy messes up the punchline of the bit where she interrupts Punkie by hesitating and then tripping over her words. Feels like a cue card issue.
— The questions eventually hilariously devolve into pure babble (“You’re a gay homo, yah?”).
— Great ending with the interviewers giving out the panelists’ personal cell phone numbers to the chat.
— Another strong ensemble piece tonight. This kept just the right energy for this type of piece, a rapid fire stream of one-liners built around a solid satirical premise that once again tonight finds the show mining humor from a perspective it’s often overlooked. 
— Apparently they tried this again in the Billie Eilish episode, but wisely chose to cut it. This sketch already perfectly explores this premise, there’s no need to return to this ground .(While she’s a fun and competent host, I also don’t think Billie would have managed the tone switches I talked about with Anya as masterfully, which is a big part of what sells this sketch). 
Carson: My favorite thing about this site is when someone argues in favor of a sketch deserving classic status—especially sketches that maybe didn’t register as classics to me on the first go-round. Not because they’re not great, but, y’know, not everything hits with its full gravity in the moment. This season has a few of those (Matt’s review of “The Blitz” from the Bill Burr episode, for one) and I feel like I may have done that once or twice too. This is a good example of that. It’s also another good example of how diversity is a weapon that enhances satirical potential instead of muddies it. SNL frequently veers into a sort of pandering neoliberal mush, but as the cast grows in its diversity, it is able to approach the realm of diversity with more teeth (in a way, I’m reminded of “Dyke & Fats”—a brilliant piece that could not have been effectively approached without the very specific people performing the scene). Here, we’re able to explore the problems associated with “identity comedy” (a term I’m just now making up) where visible minorities are not seen as being anything beyond those minority identities. I mean, it’s not the entire thrust of this scene, but there’s a knowing and lived-in quality to the indignities that Ego, Bowen and Punkie’s characters (or “characters”) have to endure in the wake of their celebrity castmate. I know everyone is playing a role here, but you get a sense that this is barely an exaggeration of the real thing. Pete, for his part, plays the foil well. And as we’ve seen over the course of Season 46, Pete achieving the bare minimum level of proficiency is cause for huge celebration among many online fans. But kudos, nonetheless.  
Matt: Anthony hit this perfectly in his review, so I don’t have a ton to add. If the earlier “Making Man” sketch is an example of a piece whose strength comes from the fact it could play in any era, this is a sketch whose strength is that it could only exist in this era, with these writers and this cast. This is such a perfect idea for this writer’s room’s talent at crafting perfect one-liners and the ensemble is wonderful, with everyone submitting incredible work, particularly Aidy and Pete (two performers I’m usually fairly hard on). I mean this is especially, absolutely perfect use of Pete, and along with his Update feature, this would’ve been a great way to cap off both his tenure and his best season as a cast member… if only he had actually departed, rather than continuing on the show with both feet already out the door.
— “How has being gay and Chinese prevented you from being happy?” Line of the episode.
STARS: ***** 

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Sun Goes Down”

Blue: Interesting choice to have a closeup of Lil Nas X’s face on the screen behind him for the entire performance. I can’t imagine that Studio 8H is a big enough venue to need that kind of visual.
— This isn’t exactly a ballad, but it still fills the “upbeat song + ballad” format well enough.
— As soon as Lil Nas X starts singing, it’s obvious that either his vocals are not 100% live, or the engineer has put a lot of effects on them.
— Lil Nas X’s lower register is quite pleasant to listen to.
— I’m feeling a bit emotional hearing these personal lyrics. Especially “I’mma make my fans so proud of me.” Aw… 
— I suspect that final bit of wordless singing (“ahhh”) was lip-synced, or at least the vocal effect was so prominent it sounded like it was lip-synced.
— I usually get annoyed when singers play air guitar along to their own song, but I’m finding it very endearing coming from Lil Nas X.
— Very touching to hear Lil Nas X tell the audience that he loves them all at the conclusion of the song.
STARS: ***

AMC THEATRES (Anthony)
for AMC Theatres, Vin Diesel (BEB) rhapsodizes about going to the mooovies

Anthony: And so we say goodbye to Beck Bennett. Beck had a quick rise at the show, slowly but surely taking the glue guy spot from Taran (that he got to have for like, a season and a half) and holding it down since (with Mikey in tow as Glue #2). While Beck’s never been my favorite on the show, he’s always been a reliable, committed performer. I do think it says something that even amongst the “things must never change” stans, Beck’s departure went mostly unremarked upon. Still, he certainly had his moments, as tonight showed. Going out the door, the guy gave us two of my favorite things he’s ever done on the show.
— I talked in the Kaluuya review about sketches I could show non-fans, and my God if this isn’t the sketch from Season 46 that’s had the strongest success rate. People I’ve shown this to just love this thing, and I have certain friends I still say “moooveees” within casual conversation. I think it’s a testament to Vin Diesel’s lovably ridiculous dumb guy public persona as much as it Beck’s strong work here.
— Bit of a full circle moment here for Beck, as Vin Diesel was one of his first notable roles all the way back in his third episode.
— The writing on this is kind of nothing at times, but we’re not here for the writing. We’re here for Beck to grovel “mooooveees”.
— “Have you ever seen a moovee? It’s amazing!”
— Great bit with Kenan as a janitor who comes in to clean, notices Diesel rambling, and silently backs away.
— This does start to drag a bit by the end, and the ending is your typical SNL handwave. In concept and execution it’s probably closer to a 4, but the rating system is already screwy as is with 6 reviewers, and much like the maskless audience, we’re just feeling ourselves at this point. At the end of a frankly drab and dreary season (and an even worse year surrounding it) this hits. In what’s sure to be the most generous rating I’ll ever give on the site, I award Vinny a full Fast Five.
Carson: A nice goodbye moment of sorts for Beck. As a true stalwart, Beck ends his tenure with some proper scene work as opposed to, you know, that Kristen Wiig boondoggle. I much prefer it this way. Granted, this isn’t exactly the greatest sketch in the world, but it’s a good example of Beck’s ability to push his confident macho idiot persona to its giddy extreme. The writing here is observant and reasonably sharp, but it takes Beck’s beefy goofiness (and goofy beefiness) to really sell it. Unlike Anthony, I see this as a slightly modest final sketch, but it certainly encompasses Beck’s comedic spirit to a tee.
Matt: This is the perfect swan song to Beck, ceded the 10-to-1 spot to do the sort of effortlessly sublime stupidity that he was always best at, and which—in SNL’s insistence that he maintain a glue position—we didn’t get to see nearly as much as we should have. This is the sort of sketch that only he could really sell, partially because it’s the sort of sketch that he’d be the only one to pitch, and my god does he kill it here. Every single word that he fights his way through as Vin Diesel is gold, and I’m glad that he could leave the show on the sort of high that so many of the other cast members surrounding him could’ve afforded to as well.
STARS: ***** 

GOODNIGHTS

CUT FOR TIME: STAR QUALITY (Matt)
(AIB) & (KAM) serenade doll, (BOY) & (host) introduce new music genre on (KET)’s talent-search program

Matt: Hahahaha, yeah, fuck this shit.
— I don’t want to point fingers at the specific writer who made this sort of sketch commonplace, especially because said writer by this point has departed from the show, but that just makes this sketch, with all of the cliches that it mercilessly checks off—Kenan in an ungodly hammy performance speaking garbly garbage that’s ostensibly designed to sound funny (“the hyman of the entertainment industry”; “vaginacologist”), stupid character names, Southern accents, and lul so random details delivered through club music—all the more watery, as if the torch of said writer deserved to be preserved like an eternal flame rather than stamped out like a flaming bag of dog poop.
— The trellis used as a backdrop element in this sketch can be seen stored on the “Making Man” set during the cold open. Is that fun information?
— At least Bowen gets to wear hella mesh here. Happy for him.
Anthony: Weird structure to this. Figured we’d either get a series of contestants or just focus on one weird pair, but instead it’s one long bit with Kate & Aidy followed by another long bit with Bowen and Anya. Oh yea, and neither are funny in the slightest.
— They shoulda called this one Deep House Don’t, amirite? Don’t worry folks, we’re almost done here. 
Carson: What I liked: The hymen line (sorry) and Bowen’s “And me? I’m on the same level as her.” What I didn’t like: All the cliches of modern SNL (as mentioned above but also a “Kenan Reacts” for good measure) sloppily adorning a sketch with no root structure. Just a few vaguely connected ideas (music!) mashed together in a Frankenstein monster of inscrutable and aimless sketch comedy. Like, imagine going for an Anderlette vibe and failing at that
STARS: *

CUT FOR TIME: BACKSTAGE PITCH (Anthony)
(KAM), (BEB), (EGN), & (AIB) pitch Queen’s Gambit spoofs to (host)

Anthony: “Sketch about not being able to come up with a good sketch” is a pretty “sketch you’d see in a Sketch 101 class” concept, but it’s a decent jumping off point for a series of quick jokes, so let’s see how the hit rate on this turns out.
— It says quite a bit about Kate’s later seasons at the show that you could totally convince me Queen’s (Borough) Gambit was an actual sketch idea she pitched. I did enjoy her almost profound delivery of “I am not” when Anya asks if she’s actually from Queens.
— I wonder if they would have made the graphic of the talking chess piece in the Queer Eye parody less horryifying if this made it to air.
— Ego’s bit, pitching a chess theme Hustlers parody called “Chustlers”, isn’t up to much, but I do like seeing the show have enough confidence in her to place her along Kate, Beck and Aidy here. It feels like, had this been done in the previous season’s finale, this role would have gone to Cecily or Kyle (I mean he’d rock the fur coat, admittedly). It may not have been intentional, but it’s a nice capper for Ego’s season, one that saw her really rise through the ranks of the show and walk away the MVP of the year. 
— “Sometimes, when a host is really known for one thing-” I will not stand for this The Witch erasure. (If we’re pretending Split and Glass don’t exist on the other hand…eh, okay.)
— Another self-winking nod from the show that having a tech billionaire host may not have been the greatest move, with Kate nearly breaking in tears after finding out Elon Musk hosting wasn’t just a dream she had. I’m not too into the “broken down Kate” thing they were doing this season, but it’s a solid moment. 
— This is just collapsing into word salad at this point, which I know is the point but it just leaves the thing feeling kind of empty. This feels a bit like SNL trying to ape the past success of the random humor of The Lonely Island shorts, as well as a precursor to the more successful fast paced Tik Tok style Please Don’t Destroy videos we’ll get next season (more on those when I return with my next review…), but unfortunately for now it feels stuck in between those and ends up just feeling like a lot of fast paced oh-so-random bits without much really tying them together. There’s some minor fun to be had (I mean, “Dairy Queen’s Damn Bitch”), but this is definitely more bubblegum than steak (I can still only compare sketch to food). 
Carson: I was mostly down with the premise here and was kind of hopeful it would be one of those quick hit pieces with lots of jump cuts, but I think we only got that in part. Instead, this felt like it really got diverted. Some ways were fun (Aidy talking about getting a whale), but some, like the COVID and Elon Musk stuff, felt redundant to the Cold Open. Now granted, this was a dress rehearsal pre-tape, so maybe the producers felt this piece didn’t hold together (it doesn’t) but could still be salvaged for parts. Which, frankly, I think was the right choice.
— I also, just…*sigh*…I don’t think I can handle the Kate persona. I think she’s still a fine sketch performer, I guess, but when Kate is tasked with playing herself, all of her tics come out in a wild flurry and I just can’t handle it. Am I alone in this?
Matt: This isn’t a super great sketch, and I think it’s a fair cut, especially in favor of the other pretapes that made this episode. I’m a bit more generous to it than Anthony and Carson, though; while the premise is basic, I always like seeing these seasons do more meta sketches that play around with the cast as themselves (which is in short supply these days), as well as the show spoofing its track record of obligatory, host-specific parody sketches. My favorite parts were less the cutaways and more the little exchanges that take place in Anya’s dressing room: Aidy talking about “shooting” the whale they bought for “Free Queenie” and Kate’s breakdown over Elon Musk hosting are very good little moments that play off of the identity of both of them as performers well. Seeing Ego get to join in the pile-up as well is a nice affirmation of the spot she’s carved out at the show. 
STARS: **½ 

IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
Anthony: Hot diggity dang, was that a strong one. I think this is the first review since we took over from Stooge where every single segment in the live show got a positive grade. As with many of us, I was pretty disappointed when over the summer only one of the super senior cast members chose to leave, and that does undeniably taint the episode a bit, though I think you only really feel it for a couple of lines in the open and with Cecily’s piece. Overall, this was still one of the best episodes of this whole era: the writing, while not particularly daring or inventive, was, to use this phrase again, just a whole lot tighter than we generally get; a new host came in and crushed, and a well-liked cast member got to leave on top with two of his funniest pieces. There really isn’t much more you could ask for from a finale.
Carson: An undeniably strong episode and I felt it at the time too. From the refreshing cold open and monologue to a reasonably triumphant Weekend Update, this episode felt brisk and invigorating. While I only had one sketch slated for five stars going into the review (Picture With Dad), I was effectively convinced on one other (NYU Guest Panel). As for the other two to receive the full grade? They’re within reasonable shouting distance of greatness for me to not be too rattled, though I think a high end episode like this one will make merely decent pieces feel so much more. But then again, even the merely decent pieces (Brawr Barn, Celtic Women) had a little more zip going for them than usual. Honestly, after such an understandably difficult season where the show had to sort of re-invent itself through COVID and into the post-Trump era, it was nice to see them wrap the season with a complete victory lap. Felt well-earned. Would have been a great farewell episode for so many people. Only Beck got the memo.   
Matt: I remembered this episode being truly delightful when it aired, but I was worried that it wouldn’t hold up nearly as much when I had to cover it… so it was, truly, a delightful surprise that it ended up being even better than I recalled! It definitely hurts a bit to account for the fact that it would’ve been a perfect farewell episode for Cecily, Aidy, Pete, and Beck—only one of whom took the opportunity—but hey, quality is quality. Following the past season of highs and Elon Musks, this episode is a massive, glorious victory lap, and undoubtedly one of the greatest season finales the show has ever had. And again, out of this season?? It’s madness, but the numbers don’t lie. I’ll break out the big g-word: absolutely gangbusters.

OUR PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS FROM BEST TO WORST
Picture With Dad
NYU Guest Panel
Weekend Update
AMC Theatres
Making Man
What I Remember About Last Year
It’s Pride Again
Hollywood Squares
Enid & Astrid’s Brawr Barn
Monologue
Celtic Woman
(CFT: Backstage Pitch)
(CFT: Star Quality)

COMING SOON!
The Best Of Beck Bennett!

May 8, 2021 – Elon Musk / Miley Cyrus (S46 E18)

by Matt

MOTHER’S DAY
musical guest sings “Light Of A Clear Blue Morning” for castmembers’ moms

— Miley Cyrus wearing a very Miley Cyrus outfit here.
— Ah, our semi-annual “let’s bring out everyone’s moms” sketch for the season! It feels like it’s been some time since the last big one—S43, to be exact, though the At Home finale featured a cute mother’s day tribute with photos from the entire cast—and doing something like this after such a nightmarish season, drenched in pandemic protocols which have largely withheld the cast from their families… it makes things feel a lot more sweet.
— It’s also a very nice song choice for her to be singing Dolly Parton’s song, “Light of a Clear Blue Morning,” what with Dolly being her godmother. (Could we ever be that lucky?) 
— Right out the gate we have Kate and her mom, and it’s easy to see where Kate gets her loopy energy—she’s a complete ham, and they both do some Mary Katherine Gallagher shtick together.
— Oh god, I spoke too soon, Mrs. Mooney might win the ham-off tonight. 
— As it’s turning out… there’s actually shockingly little on the page here? Hell, when it’s Heidi and her mom’s turn, the joke is that they didn’t even write her a joke. Most of the humor here feels like it’s coming out of a mix of goodwill and some serious heavy-lifting from the cast’s natural charm. The actual interplay is very lackluster, and everyone is getting so little time (maybe a consequence of how ginormous the cast is?) that very, very little is registering.
— Kenan’s mom proving that reaction shots run in the Thompson blood line is very cute, at least.
— It’s also nice to see both Bowen and Ego’s mothers, given that they’ve talked about the long road to their parents accepting their dreams. (Ego, memorably, turned her relationship with her parents into a classic sketch earlier this season.) And look where they are now: doing subpar comedy bits alongside their children! 
— Good god, look at everyone cramming on and around the stage.
— I have such a paper heart, and this cold open should’ve had an easy job landing with me, but… there was just nothing good written here. Even as an opportunity to give cute little winks to the audience goes, it doesn’t fully work because it feels so uninvolved, as if the gesture of getting everyone’s mom onto the show was good enough. Spiritually, it sort of is, but as entertainment, it falls disappointingly flat. Hopefully this is the night’s only disappointment.
STARS: **

MONOLOGUE
neurodivergent host & his mom [real] talk about the future & his past

— Full disclosure: I haven’t watched a single second of this episode since I saw it live, and when I saw it live, I was under the heavy influence of several edibles which made the entirety of my watch experience feel like I was peeking into some horrible alternate reality where SNL was, oh my god, kind of bad??? So it’s exciting, and also disorienting, to go back into it with full awareness that everything that I’m seeing is actually real, whether or not I’d like it to be.
— Also, I’ll get this out of the way right now… Elon Musk never should have hosted SNL. It doesn’t matter that he’s a prominent figure, and someone who considers himself funny—none of that suggests that this is a good idea, not just moralistically but at a fucking baseline. This man does not have an ounce of natural charisma. He’s the sort of guy who takes a joke that’s been dead for months, decides to do it in real life for the lolz, and then immediately starts firing people after that wimpy attempt at relatability. Let that sink in.
— Also, I mean, right off the bat, they’re having Elon joke about the lack of tonality in his voice, and how poorly that lends itself to comedy. Too little, too late guys—he’s in the building, doing his monologue right now.
— Elon also announces that he’s the first person with Asperger’s to host SNL. Disregarding the iffiness of that terminology (something something Nazis), he’s not—Dan Aykroyd is. I will never stand for Aykroyd erasure.
— Because of his autism, Elon jokes that he won’t make a lot of eye contact with the cast tonight. God, that’s gonna fuck things up so much! SNL in these years is of course known for its performers staring naturally at each other instead of out at iffily-placed cue cards. He’s gonna ruin everything!
— Oh no, I’m just over one minute into this monologue. Alright.
— On the topic of megalomaniacal supervillains, Elon has the body language of Gru from Despicable Me. It’s really something to take in.
— After an applause break, Elon says a sentence and then mugs for five straight seconds until he gets another applause break.
— Elon also manages to weave both Joe Rogan and OJ Simpson into one joke. Those are just two things that feel harrowing to be invoked in the same breath from this person especially.
— It’s also right about now that I’m starting to notice the very awkward audience response in this monologue, which feels overeager to the point of artificiality. It reminds me of how Kim Kardashian’s monologue next season has a very bizarre, forced sense of rhythm to it that made the audience feel like they were doing a call-and-response exercise. The fact that Elon is somehow even less natural delivering jokes than Kim, though, knocks all of this into the deepest recesses of the uncanny valley. It feels like a dystopian broadcast.
— Now, Elon’s brought his mom out, Maye Musk, and it’s even more awkward. They’re executing their rapport to pin-drop silence with the sort of chemistry that feels like they’ve never met before now. 
— I remember some people online being impressed by how jovial and fun Elon came across in this monologue way back in the days where I guess Elon’s status as an insane threat to the welfare of our society was less prominent, to which I can simply ask… what? Even giving him the benefit of the doubt, this whole thing—SNL trying to sell us on the idea of Elon Musk—is just uncomfortable and skin-crawling. It’s gonna be a long night.
STARS: *

GEN Z HOSPITAL
zoomers mourn death of their bestie with young vernacular

— Hey barkeep, I wanna die tonight!
— Now here’s a sketch that generated quite a bit of controversy after it aired, and somehow, not just for being bad! There were some accusations that it was appropriating AAVE as a source of humor, which… is valid, to some extent. I think that opens the doors for a broader discussion on how much contemporary slang, especially among younger people, is co-opted from black culture. There’s a legitimately interesting satirical premise in there for sure. But the fact that this was written by Michael Che means that we’ll never approach anything tactfully, and SNL leaves itself all too vulnerable to criticism. I suppose that’s the credo of this whole goddamn episode, though…
— Either way, this sketch is bad. Bad, bad, bad. The whole joke is just everyone talking with overwrought slang use which is ill-fitting of the serious situation that it’s being applied to.
— Elon: “What I have to say now might be a lil’ cringe.” To say the least…
— As a minor note—because I mean how many variations can I have on saying this sketch sucks?—the set feels so weirdly barren. Like there’s a bunch of stuff and then vast empty space in the middle. Combined with the cast’s very loud outfits, everything visually clashes… it’s a sketch that you could tell was bad without even having the volume on.
— The audience, while initially a bit receptive, has really started to die in the back-half. I can’t blame them. I know that when you’re actually in the studio you laugh at things more than you’d think, but this is an indefensibly weak sketch which no amount of goodwill could fully mask. Case in point: when Melissa walked out with a Supreme urn, nobody responded to it at all.
— Elon Musk: [fully swallows line of dialogue] Mikey: “That was beautiful, Doctor Bruh.”
— The fact that this was our lead-off sketch is, like, a red flag atop a red flag.
STARS: *

EVERY CONVERSATION WITH PEOPLE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN SINCE THE PANDEMIC STARTED
rusty social skills make conversations awkward at post-quarantine party

— I remember when I first saw this, I dismissed it pretty early on as another lazy concept for the night—it does sound like the sort of thing you’d see Buzzfeed do, where the whole premise is just the title and how “relatable” that is—but in light of this sketch being fairly well-received by a lot of other people, I’m gonna give it a fair shake.
— Nice to see everyone getting to use their talents at underplaying, especially Kate, Beck, and Ego. They’re always fun to watch being more deadpan.
— There is something I like about this sketch, because I do like observational comedy and it’s darn near the closest we’ll get to slice-of-life material in these years of the show, but I’m still not a huge fan of the format. While it’s something that SNL never leaned on too much, it’s just something I’ve seen too many times and become kind of desensitized to.
— Of all of Elon’s uses in this episode, this is probably the best by default. Being in a pretape means he’s a bit more at ease, and the show can lean into his natural, uncanny energy. I like that he’s the one person at this house party who thinks that his awful small talk is going well, too—with some added catharsis from Heidi’s internal monologue about how dumb what he’s saying is.
— The one bit of this pretape I remember most vividly is Heidi thinking “I’ll fucking kill you” after Elon makes a jab at her. Surprised that clip didn’t get more play in the wake of this episode, though it’s not as flashy as “Gen Z Hospital” or “Wario Courtroom,” I suppose.
— Beck: “I went to one dinner outdoors and one dinner indoors. (Do I have brain damage? I think I might have permanent brain damage.)”
— Even if the whole “cousin incest” angle between Ego and Chris is pretty tired by this point, I like that their two-hander has a bit more progression to it. It’s probably the most interesting portion to return to even if none of the two-person scenes are bad. Chris’ superb facial acting is also, as usual, a fun thing to key into. 
— A very solid button, with Dismukes giving a toast before quickly realizing that he’s at the wrong house.
— This definitely isn’t as bad as I recalled, and it was smart to put it more up top the show to rebound from the episode’s painful start, but it’s nothing too special. Just some nice, soft pandemic humor. I might be more positive towards it if it was in an episode with a better atmosphere, though.
STARS: ***½

THE OOLI SHOW
Frances McDormand (KAM) visits oddball Icelandic talk show

— Hey look, it’s Chloe’s only original character again! I’ve never known what to make of Ooli as someone who’s never really known what to make of Chloe’s character work; while I enjoyed that first, digital exclusive Ooli sketch for breaking format, I can’t say I was a big fan of her At Home sketch (which felt like kookiness for kookiness’ sake). And now she’s in a talk show setting, where SNL original characters and impressions go to die—how fun! It’s almost like they were scraping the bottom of the barrel trying to find sketches for Elon or something.
— Also: Elon straight-up looking like Dieter from Sprockets. Sure. Whatever.
— The whole gist of this sketch seems to be “Oh, look at how kooky these Icelandic weirdos are!” Some shades of the Nunis, some shades of The Prince Show, and naturally some of Kristen’s Björk impression in there as well—all of which are things I never particularly liked. I like whimsy, but when you force it too much it comes across as tryhard instead of particularly charming… and this sketch is trying very hard.
— I usually like Kate’s Frances McDormand impression (which I didn’t remember being a part of this), but it feels like she’s going extra muggy in this. Maybe it’s that veteran reflex to try to milk a laugh out of a clearly sinking ship, but this sketch doesn’t need more of a sense of desperation to it.
— Speaking of impressions I forgot were a part of this sketch, Pete as Steve Buscemi. Would you believe he’s not nailing this one?
— Basically the one good thing about this sketch is that it made a little opportunity for Melissa to do her Björk impression, and it’s, par for the course with Melissa, incredibly good. But watching this whole-ass sketch for ten seconds of Melissa fun? Very much not worth it.
STARS: *

MURDER DURDER
southeast Pennsylvania accents dominate crime story

— It feels weird to use this term in the context of modern SNL, but with how much the show’s distanced itself from doing direct show/movie parodies, this sketch feels very throwback-y. While it’s a direct response to Mare of Eastown, it also feels kinda like a spiritual successor to the great “Don’ You Go Rounin’ Roun to Re Ro” sketch from Season 36.
— I will say, one difference between this sketch and “Re Ro” which points towards the stylistic shift in the show’s comedy overtime: I don’t know how much we need Alex as the audience surrogate pointing out how confusing Kate’s Philly accent is. I had the same issue with that “Lesbian Period Drama” sketch from last episode, where Kate sorta existed to comment on what was happening in a way that immediately says, “Don’t believe this could be a real thing—this is a parody!!” It doesn’t really have to be underlined.
— Lots of very guilty amusement in this. I can see how it would be polarizing, and while this isn’t my favorite thing ever, I think that it’s still pretty fun. As with the earlier “Pandemic Conversations” pretape, both Kate and Beck are getting particularly fun work, with the former doing some solid underplaying while spitting out strings of nonsense and the latter going full ham with the lines about how his “durdur” was murdered.
— Weird that we have back-to-back sketches that make a joke about being so regional that everyone is kinda related to each other.
— Alex: “[That’s your] granddaughter?? How old are you?” Kate: “I’m a Philly 40.”
— Hmm, the Gritty stuff is maybe good for a cheap laugh, but it’s another thing that kinda hurts the suspension of disbelief.
— Elon is woven into this as cautiously as possible, and while he’s not very good here, he at least lands the final joke of the piece as a sketchy priest who openly admits that he murdered Beck’s daughter. The less lines you give him the better he does.— “Murdur Durdur: this is where Joe Biden’s from. Wow.”
STARS: ***½

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest & The Kid LAROI [real] perform “Without You”

Blue: I like that Miley Cyrus has reached the point where she can use her star power to bring lesser-known artists on SNL and let them share (if not borderline steal) her spotlight. I know she and the Kid Laroi were promoting the latter’s then-recent remix of her song, but this performance still feels more like a Kid Laroi performance than a Miley Cyrus performance.
— Ugh, Miley’s voice is annoying me as soon as the opening verse starts. Her enunciation and breath support could be improved.
— The Kid Laroi needs to back off the microphone. There are a lot of loud, distracting plosives in his initial verse. I also don’t care for the effects on his voice. (But I still prefer it over Miley’s.)
— I’ll forgive Miley for breathing before the last word of each phrase of the verse, because those phrases are long and seamless and it sounds difficult to conserve one’s breath when singing them. But the phrases on the chorus aren’t as long, and thus it bothers me to hear the Kid Laroi breathe between the words “without” and “you” at the end of the chorus.
— The brief moment where the Kid Laroi harmonized with Miley on the second verse was iffy. He even adjusted his in-ear monitor after that, perhaps to hear Miley’s voice better.
— On the other hand, Miley’s harmonizing on the chorus is flawless.
STARS: **

WEEKEND UPDATE
just back from Disneyland, weary mom Pauline (EGN) laments lost vitality

financial expert (host) dodges the question “What is Dogecoin?”

jacked & juiced Baby Yoda has become a mixed martial arts fighter

— Elon Musk, white nationalism, Donald Trump, and Ron DeSantis all back-to-back in Update tonight. I guess nothing really changes!
— It’s hard to say if this Update is much better or worse than usual… I feel like I tend to enjoy the Jost/Che pairing far more than some of my other reviewers, even by this state of their tenure, but this week’s feeling sort of tired, like they’re just doing their thing. And none of that is helped by how thick the atmosphere feels with Elon being in the building, either—because as per usual, SNL is stellar at taking actions that hurt its ability to be properly satirical.
— Oh, thank goodness, Ego’s here to save the day! I remember this Update feature being cut multiple times over the past few years, so it’s perhaps no great surprise that she’d finally get it on an episode that’s up to so little.
— Everything about Ego’s characterization as a weary mother enduring her darkest hours at Disneyland is absolutely perfect. I love when she gets to dig into character work this deep and key into her dramatic acting chops—I’m always a sucker for absolutely ridiculous, overly-specific writing being executed with an earnest, committed performance.
— “Sleeping Beauty… why is that hussie so tired? She don’t have kids! Y’know, I could be pretty, too… but I sleep on my feet like a horse!”
— Great twist with Ego starting to monologue while somber piano music plays, and I always love when they throw in bizarre, meta details like Che being the father to her children. (“CJ’s starting to look just like you!” “Who is CJ?!” “Che Jr.!” “Wait a minute, so his name is Che Jr. Che??”)
— “When little CJ wanted a souvenir, I showed my breasts to Goofy for some Mardi Gras beads in the French Quarter! Turns out I ain’t have to do all that, they was complimentary!”
— Such a solid piece, and it really feels like the first time anyone has actually been mentally there in this whole episode.
— Oh, good god, Elon as a financial advisor talking about how awesome Dogecoin is. It’s so, so hard to pick a low point tonight. 
— “Thank you Michael, call me the Dogefather.” Some guy in the audience: “YEAHHHHHH!!!!” Oh buddy, it’s a shame you can’t see what’s happening to the value of your crypto right now…
— There’s literally no jokes to this. Elon is just telling us about Dogecoin, how it works, and where it came from. What the fuck is going on, guys?
— Ah, okay, so the joke is just Che repeatedly asking what Dogecoin actually is. I’ll give it to Che that he’s the only person who could come close to making this sort of thing funny, but this whole bit is literally a shameless advertisement wedged in the middle of this episode. Complete trash. At least Elon seems more comfortable here than he usually is, but is that a good thing?
— The best part about this segment is that someone on reddit made a chart showing the value of Dogecoin across Elon’s SNL episode, and it was at its literal lowest point during this Update segment. Talk about failed promotion!
— To add insult to injury, now we get Baby Yoda, which shows some intelligence on SNL’s part—I bet this is the kind of shit that crypto bros find super funny.
— I hate talking poorly of Kyle because I love him so much, but Baby Yoda is, in my opinion, the worst thing he ever did. If it was a one-off, sure, whatever. But somehow, he’s appeared six times in four seasons. He was literally the closest thing to a farewell that Kyle got before leaving the show in Season 47. Why is this such a prominent character? Why has this come to define the end of his tenure? Is it seriously, like, the only thing Kyle was able to get onto the show at a certain point? Because if so, that’s really sad.
— Every installment they add some slight physical change to the character, which I guess constitutes a greater sense of character development than most recurring SNL bits have? Either way, here, he’s got jacked puppet arms, which are funny for maybe a second.
— I didn’t take any more notes… this is bad stuff. Somehow, even in a night where there’s some uncharacteristically wretched material, this might be one of the most unenjoyable segments.
— As a whole, despite one great correspondent piece, both Baby Yoda and Elon’s Dogecoin shilling drag this one down mightily, as does the tired feel of the joke-writing.
STARS: *½

WARIO TRIAL
trial reveals deeds of Wario (host), Luigi (KYM), Princess Peach (Grimes)

— Oh boy, it’s time!
— This sketch spares no time getting to its main reveal—within literally three seconds, we cut to Luigi. Even if this is a dumb sketch, I feel like if they relished in the set-up longer that could’ve hit the slightest bit more. As it is, it feels like everyone’s kinda rushing through this.
— Aaaand here we go, the image that will forever be burned onto SNL’s legacy: Elon Musk dressed as Wario. It’s a truly harrowing sight, but I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t a monstrously funny visual. Like… we’ve fallen so far over the course of the night, and this is just where we are now. 
— For the sake of explaining their premise further, Mikey is literally just reading actual quotations off of the Wario Wiki as in-sketch evidence.
— I had no memory of Kate briefly appearing in this sketch doing some very broad Italian work as Waluigi. Somehow it’s still more tame than the Frances McDormand impression she did a few sketches ago.
— Heh, at one point Kyle-as-Luigi walks directly in front of the camera (ninth screencap).
— Cecily seems to be having a blast hitting that question mark block with her hammer. Glad she can ground herself in a simple joy amidst the general dissociation.
— Grimes, Elon’s then-wife, makes a cameo appearance here as Princess Peach, to literally zero applause. I recall she made an Instagram post talking about how anxious she was to be on the live show, and seeing her in this sketch, I fully understand that feeling. I remember some people pointing out that the character’s never had an Italian accent to further scrutinize this sketch, but… it’s not like we really had to dig for things to roast here. 
— Jesus Christ, the visual of Luigi getting an erection, although heavily censored, is kind of upsetting (on top of being very desperate).
— Heh, Pete fully misses his cue to come out as Andrew Cuomo, leading to several seconds of dead air—as if we weren’t already struggling enough with that.
— Wretched ending with the sketch turning into a message from the Anti-Italian Defamation League. I will say this, though; there have been so many completely intolerable sketches in this episode, some of the lowest of the low you’ll ever see with not even a hint of enjoyment to them. But this one… it’s crisp. It’s deeply hilarious, all entirely in spite of itself, and it’s maybe the closest that modern SNL has come to reaching a level of ironic enjoyment to the degree of The Room. The complete lack of merit to the premise and writing; everyone in the cast feeling like they’re in the midst of an out of body experience; Elon, against all odds, committing to this harder than anything else in the entire episode—truly a chef’s kiss in the art of absolute trash. It’s the best that a stain on SNL’s legacy could ever be.
STARS: * (but if we’re talking ironic enjoyment, a nice ***½)

THE ASTRONAUT
on Mars, pool boy Chad’s sacrifice saves SpaceX colony

— Oh cool, more promotion of Elon’s stuff!
— Miley Cyrus is here, for whatever reason? I guess just because she likes getting involved with the show whenever she’s a musical guest, which is fair enough; I don’t mind her presence. It just feels like she’s slotted into this sketch rather randomly, and there’s kind of a bad taste in my mouth from how much she defended Elon at the time when people questioned her being the musical guest for the episode. 
— Speaking of, Pete also kinda skirted around Elon’s controversy with some general defense of how cool Elon was when he was interviewed this week on Fallon, which was worth an eye-roll but like, whatever. I can’t sit here and scrutinize everyone’s choices too much. Either way, this great meeting of the minds brings us the final Chad pretape, so… yaaaayyyy!
— Elon: “To save your fellow colonists, you’ll have to make the ultimate sacrifice.” Pete: “Heh. Sack.” You can tell how much they’re stretching that joke in this character’s tenth appearance.
— The scene between Pete and Miley, with her revealing she’s pregnant with his kid (“No thank you.”) is pretty fun, at least by the standards of a Chad sketch.
— It should also go without saying, but apropos of the quality of the writing, this sketch has some amazing set design and staging. Mad props to the SNL crew as usual for managing to do all of these effects convincingly in a week.
— There’s surprisingly less to say about this sketch than I was expecting; despite the “epic” scenario at play, the execution is very straightforward. Chad turns a knob and basically saves the Mars colony. I feel like there could’ve been a lot more to it given the labored set-up.
— The most memorable part of this sketch is Chad’s head exploding when he attempts to take off his space helmet. It’s fine. I like the touch of that being broadcast around the entire globe. It does feel weird that the past two Chad sketches ended with him dying, but at least this iteration feels like a proper end to the character. I’ve spoken of Chad before and there’s a lot that I want to like about him, namely that every sketch places him into increasingly more distinct premises which is very rare to see in recurring characters these days… but Chad is such a flat character that it doesn’t frequently make a big difference.
— Either way, it’s better than a lot of the other stuff in this episode I guess. 
STARS: **

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Plastic Hearts”

Blue: Miley’s pink dress is stunning!
— Just as I was getting into the percussion groove, Miley had to ruin it by opening her mouth. “OW!” is right… that was painful…
— Fairly impressed by Miley’s belting on the chorus. Her sense of pitch is decent, if not her timbre.
— Oops, I spoke too soon… Miley was flat on the lines that follow “I just wanna feel something.”
— Other than Miley, this song is great. The brass section, percussion, melody are really grabbing my ear.
— Miley sounds better singing in her lower register on “I just wanna feel…” When she’s belting, she sounds like she’s straining her voice. Shame this song wasn’t written in a lower key… or recorded by a different singer.
— Feeling very conflicted, because I think I love this song. Why does Miley Cyrus have to be the one singing it??
STARS: ***½

COWBOY STANDOFF
in the Old West, visionary (host) proposes ambushing a gang via a tunnel

— I think this is the least-remembered sketch of the night, but if memory serves, it’s also my least favorite. We’ll see how it goes this time. Who knows? Could be great.
— For the sake of brandishing Elon’s ego, this sketch casts him as an Old West version of himself who is obsessed with the idea of constructing a tunnel to ambush a rival gang. The sketch, of course, portrays his idea as ridiculous, because it’s so funny and cool and relatable to host SNL and let them take little baby digs at your whole deal.
— Generally speaking, I don’t like crediting writers for certain pieces unless I think they’re very good pieces, because I don’t like the idea of antagonizing writers at SNL—I respect them all, and they’re clearly good at what they do even if SNL is a show where talent can easily get squandered or misconstrued. Whereas I haven’t really put names on most of the stuff in this episode, though (it would be overly cruel)… I do have to mention that this sketch was written by Colin Jost and Bryan Tucker. Both are very talented people who have written some of my favorite sketches of all time, but Colin especially always ends up cosigning on these really butt-kissy sketches that are designed to make controversial people look good by taking very polite pokes at them that have been cautiously workshopped and endorsed by the person the pieces kiss up to. (See: the Morgan Wallen sketch from earlier this season, “Aladdin” from next season’s Kim Kardashian episode, “White House 2018” from Trump’s Season 41 dirge.) I’m just sick of the impulse; it’s like a very tacit and playful admission of, “Yeah, we get it, but we’re SNL!” As I said when writing about the Morgan Wallen piece, it’s having their cake and eating it, too. Truly horrible stuff.
— Oh right, I should be watching this sketch.
— Some mild amusement from the line about how “self-driving horses” are actually just horses. You can at least count on Jost and Tucker to get some fun lines out most of the time, even if it has to be birthed from these harrowing circumstances.
— I had to briefly check. I’ve only used the word “harrowing” two other times in this review which is kind of impressive. I’ll probably use it one more time before we’re all done here.
— I love the ongoing battle tonight between Elon and the multitude of ill-advised accents he’s had to put on for his characters. He’s not winning.
— Elon can’t laugh either. He’s literally just saying “Hohohohoho.” and “Hehehehehehe.” I’m not deliberately transcribing it to look bad, I promise.. You can hear the periods.
— Oh my god, he’s talking about crypto again.
— There’s some random sound off-screen—something falling?—that causes Kenan to break a little (sixth screencap), because this is the kind of sketch where the funniest moment is unplanned.
— Super weird beat with Elon’s character admitting that he didn’t believe in wearing masks while robbing banks in the past. Why would he try to own up to that through metaphor? That’s not really a funny thing to admit.
— The ending with it suddenly turning into a song about Kyle’s dying bartender character, Earl, is just plain dumb, though the touch of him acquiring a vulture puppet at some point to poke at his wound is mildly interesting, if not just because the sketch never draws any attention to it. (I actually missed when the vulture appeared.) Flaw or easter egg? You decide.
— Either way, such a turd. 
STARS: *

GOODNIGHTS


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— Harrowing. It seemed like a huge mistake when Elon Musk was announced as a host, and he did nothing to prove that wrong once the night was properly executed. This felt like an absolutely miserable week; if the show succeeded at capturing Elon’s voice and “sensibilities,” it simultaneously managed to accomplish the feat of exposing how gratuitously humorless he is as a person. 
— While many are probably gonna be quick to pinpoint this episode as similar to Donald Trump’s S41 hosting gig—which is an apt comparison—I feel that this episode is somehow a fair amount worse as far as the writing quality goes. That episode was at least smart enough to contribute a handful of more functional pieces amidst its garbage that conveniently hid its host, but aside from some okay pretapes, this one is wall-to-wall trash and pushes Elon to the forefront. Plus, at least Trump won at the end of the day by hosting SNL and showing off his cool dance moves. Everyone here loses—Elon’s cryptocurrency stock plummeted, he looked absolutely terrible every time he participated, and SNL once again tainted its legacy with a horrible decision that it’ll never be able to undo. 

MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
Murdur Durdur
Every Conversation with People You Haven’t Seen Since the Pandemic Started
The Astronaut
Mother’s Day
Weekend Update
Wario Trial
Monologue
The Ooli Show
Gen Z Hospital
Cowboy Standoff

TOMORROW
SNL rebounds with a legitimately brilliant decision for once: Keegan-Michael Key hosts for the first time, as covered by Anthony

February 6, 2021 – Dan Levy / Phoebe Bridgers (S46 E11)

by Matt and Carson

Carson: Hi everybody, everyone’s favorite reviewer daddy, Carson, here. Matt has done a wonderful job reviewing the Dan Levy episode and their insights will resound as you dig into the writing below. That said, as the only Canadian on the “staff” (and I mean real Canadian, not that Vancouver bullshit), I feel like I may have some unique perspectives on the work of a Canadian icon (OK, the son of a Canadian icon). So that’s why I’m here—to offer the Canuck perspective (I’m allowed to say it!!). Also, I just love piggybacking on other people’s reviews. Thanks to Matt for being such a gracious host.

Matt: Here’s a little throwaway fun fact for all of you: I wrote this review aaaall the way back in 2021. Hot damn! I feel the review’s a bit rocky in some places because I was still figuring out how all this review stuff worked at that point, but that’s also why I appreciate Carson coming into the equation and beefing things up with his own insights. I still maintain dominion of the final grades for every sketch, though! Hope you enjoy 🙂

SUPER BOWL LV
NFL roundtable discuss the big game and interview dueling coaches (AIB)

Matt: With the exception of the R. Kelly cold open from Idris Elba’s S44 hosting stint, this is the first non-political cold open since… I don’t even know, S43 at least? Maybe the Mother’s Day cold open from the Schumer episode? It feels like it’s been ages, though whether or not this is a truly rousing piece to break those patterns is up for debate.
— Right off the bat, there’s an embarrassing gaffe: when the camera is supposed to cut to Beck as Boomer Esiason (apropos of nothing, Wikipedia says this is really a real person’s name), the screen is instead taken up by the first frame of a football video to be played later in the sketch (second screencap). There’s also some continued sloppiness after that as they don’t flick to the right name on-time for Mikey’s character.
— I promise it’s not just that I know so little about football, but this sketch so far is just complete white noise. Cold opens these days tend to have a very similar issue where instead of sticking with one topic and trying to find an angle, they writhe around and try to make every possible joke in a way that leaves things feeling super over-extended. It’s impossible for me to describe a singular conceit to this sketch, or even multiple conceits; it just feels like it’s firing blindly at anything it can make a joke out of (Nickelodeon slime effect on injured players? The Super Bowl on Bravo?), but none of them are strong.
— The parade of fake ads in this sketch should be a good chance to send off some fun, rapid-fire jokes, but all of them fall pretty flat here.
— God, Mikey is really playing a Mikey role in this sketch.
— Aidy is in male drag yet again, playing the opposing coaches in the year’s Super Bowl. I actually kinda like the idea of doubling up the role, since a lot of people online pointed out that they looked eerily-similar at the time… but the fact that Aidy is doing this with the usual lack of commitment leaves it feeling indulgent and tacky.
— Chris playing around with how fast Aidy can perform a quick-change, I’ll admit, feels a bit more charming and natural than those sorts of “hee-hee, I hope something goes wrong!” moments usually do.
— Welp, it just goes to show you that even if it isn’t outright political, a seven minute-long modern SNL cold open is a seven minute-long modern SNL cold open.
Carson: “Over-extended” is exactly the right word for what’s going on here. And even though I don’t find the individual parts as miserable as Matt (in fact, I was charmed by the Aidy segment, a far more interesting way of doing the tired gender-swap joke), you can’t simply try to make every joke. Or that should say, a million jokes won’t make up for an unclear premise. The writers throw everything at the wall here and it’s perfectly marginal and inoffensive, but all that joking can’t cover the fact that the sketch lacks a solid foundation. You can’t make a Frankensketch out of one-liners. Honestly, having Aidy play a million coaches would have been premise enough, especially if it was played loose and silly. Then the sketch has a common premise (NFL coaches are interchangeable—or interchangeably white if you want to get satirical about it) and a fun game (watch Aidy flop around with wardrobe changes). Cut the runtime in half and you’re almost golden. It’s actually NOT. THAT. HARD.
STARS: *½

MONOLOGUE
host takes a backstage tour of his COVID-era SNL production; Eugene Levy cameo

Matt: Dan’s center-stage portion of the monologue is about as written as most SNL monologues are (about half-written), but he’s helping to sell the sub-par material with his charisma and legitimate excitement—a big and unfortunate theme for the night, if memory serves.
— I will say, I really like the concept of a backstage tour at SNL under new COVID restrictions.
— Melissa gets her only role of the whole episode, being decontaminated at the NBC page desk. Her giggling at least put a smile on my face, though it’s the usual, thankless work.
— The backstage llama!
— Kenan’s bit, mishearing what Dan is shouting at him, is simple but good, sold on Kenan’s great, low-key delivery. I’ll take those sorts of cast interactions over this monologue’s repeated bit of Aidy’s safety officer hitting Dan with a pool noodle.
— Even more delightful: a Eugene Levy cameo! As with the rest of the monologue, he’s not given much, but it’s great to see the guy on SNL at long last, and I love that they put him in an Alan box.
— Ultimately, this monologue didn’t have much of value, despite the unique premise. I at least respect the ambition.
Carson: This monologue would be my Exhibit A (along with maybe the first couple of standup monologues) in how the COVID-era audiences could torpedo a sketch, or at least the perception of a sketch (read John’s fabulous Issa Rae review for more on this phenomenon). What we have here is a fun, ambitious, throwback monologue that should hit reasonably well with the audience. I’ve honestly never seen a backstage monologue that bombed, but this one bombs and I really don’t know why. The piece has energy, a couple decent bits and a legitimately cool cameo and yet… nothing really takes off. Not with this audience, anyway. I’m not saying that every moment of this is an absolute hit—the timing between Levy and Aidy seems a bit off, for one. But damn, it feels like this audience was shipped in from the Jean Doumanian era. Modern SNL crowds are often generous to a fault and this fun piece would have been an absolute breath of fresh air if it even had a fraction of that generosity. I think a more experimental sketch can navigate around an icy audience reception, but a supposed crowd pleaser like this shouldn’t have to go up against absolute silence. This gets an “A” for effort and would probably earn a four star rating in a better environment.
STARS: **

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRAM TOUR
caffeinated (host) waxes inappropriately on his inaugural Universal Studios tram tour

Matt: This is a good premise to make use of Dan’s energy, but slotting this sort of character into a classic Seiday formula (with exasperated Mikey reactions aplomb!) feels like an uninspired approach that kneecaps its potential.
— Tonight’s relatively tough crowd is nicely stirred by Dan’s fan theory about Doc molesting Marty in Back to the Future. It’s fine, I guess, but the joke is more sold by Dan’s performance—the way he leans into his headset whenever he says the word “molest”—than the written material, which is pretty much just a straight recitation of something off the Internet.
— Even though she’s as baked into the formula as Mikey is, I do admittedly love Ego’s approval of the inappropriate things Dan’s talking about.
— Dan’s spiel about “softeners” is pretty fun, even if, again, it just feels like something culled from the Internet. Kenan’s very earnest response of his softener being “Dobby the Elf from Harry Potter… nasty!”, though, is priceless.
— I don’t think it’s intentional, but I’m amused by the green screen footage of the Universal Studios tram tour and how it drives into a tree at the exact moment that Ego looks away from the wheel.
— There were a few things here that worked, but for the most part, this was a pretty unremarkable lead-off sketch. 
Carson: If the monologue was a piece that underperformed what it was setting out to do, I think that this sketch far outperforms what was established on paper. Yes, Kenan reacts. Yes, Mikey explains. And yet…and yet it all really works for me. From Levy’s performance, which transcends the limitations of the premise, to Ego’s interjections (“Goofy dudes don’t get it slick for me”), which are all hilarious, I am far more sold on what’s being presented here than Matt is. In a way it reminds me of the job interview sketch from Drew Barrymore’s 2007 episode, another soft premise sketch that largely relied on the liveliness of the host’s performance. That one, like this one, was also gently shrugged off by the reviewer, deemed a largely negligible mediocrity. But both these sketches give their host room to do the kind of work usually reserved for castmembers, unencumbered by too specific premises. Here, Levy gets helpful assists from the rest of the cast, but he also proves himself capable of corralling the energy needed to push this thing over the top. For me, this delivers.
STARS: **½

ZILLOW
adults in their late thirties choose Zillow to satiate their sexual appetites

Matt: I’ve always felt the reveal of this sketch was enjoyable enough, perhaps even clever, but I personally don’t get a ton of latitude out of the execution. This is another piece sold largely on presentation (the editing here is particularly stellar) and performance, so my mileage varies.
— Dan: “I’d never live in North Carolina, but if I did, I’d buy a big, gross mansion.” Hey, I gotta quote ‘em when they shout-out my homestate.
— A minor detail, but it feels nice to see a gay couple portrayed by two openly-gay performers on SNL in the form of Dan and Bowen.
— Dan: “The guest house has its own little kitchen!” Bowen: “Oh, FUCK!”
— I do really like the touch of Cecily playing a RE/MAX agent who you can call if you need an immediate softener (I’m learning new phrases!). Cecily’s always great at this sort of earnest character work when she’s given a shot at it, which feels increasingly rare these days.
— This piece was a bit more fun than I remembered, but I feel like it still could’ve worked better for me. It’s not that there are aspects I outright dislike; perhaps it’s just that the premise doesn’t really speak to me or progress. While I can pinpoint bits that I enjoy, for the most part it feels very repetitive for a bit which doesn’t have quite the depth to keep hitting the same beats without losing momentum.
Carson: As of this writing, I am in my late 30s (though I’m guessing by the time it gets published I’ll be in my mid-50s). That’s my shorthand way of saying that this premise really speaks to me. OK, I actually don’t use Zillow, but I have definitely had bouts of house horniness (“Ooh, mid-century modern!” I blurted). In fact, my wife and I have been known to drive to other parts of town just to check out the real estate. Is that, like, swinging according to this sketch’s logic? Suffice to say, I’m feeling this one. Is the piece essentially one joke? Sure, but it’s one really good joke that feels simultaneously specific and relatable. You can hear it in the audience’s heightened response at the reveal. They’re getting it too. Maybe, like the much-vaunted Weezer sketch, you sort of had to be there, but I think the premise is golden and the execution does everything necessary.
STARS: ***

SUPER BOWL POD
(BEB)’s Super Bowl party has many red flags

Matt: Now that we’ve all but exited the fevered pitch of the pandemic (though maybe I shouldn’t jinx that), I do feel like there’s some interesting value in looking back on these very COVID-specific premises. This one has a very simple premise, but a functional one that feels like it should have promising escalation.
— I like the bit with Beck living with his extended family and an entire nursing home.
— Dan: “What about you, Shell? Single guy over there—you look lonely and depressed.” Kyle: “Absolutely.”
— Alright, even though the jokes are coming from everyone’s ignorance to how dangerous they’re being, the bit with Dan “taking the vaccine” as in taking a physical COVID vaccine everywhere he goes feels a bit too dumb for this sketch.
— Strong All That vibes from the gross chili gag, not that I’m against that.
— Oh god, I completely forgot about the ending with Kate as Fauci doing a PSA alongside Bowen as PSY. Would you believe that it doesn’t work even a little bit?
— Usually I’m a fan of ending sketches with everyone prancing off-set, but I can’t say using “Gangnam Style” as a button in 2021 is particularly effective.
Carson: It’s like a tale of two sketches, isn’t it? A simple, but relatable COVID premise plays out nicely enough, but runs out of track in a hurry, leaving the writers to cobble together a sweaty conclusion that implies “Anything can happen,” but really only communicates “We had half a sketch written.” And don’t get me wrong, I don’t typically hate Hail Mary endings (SNL has pulled off more than its fair share of semi-successful text crawls), but this one was neither punchy enough, nor suitably offbeat enough to really justify itself. Like really, Psy? But to go back to the beginning, I like what’s happening for the meat of this sketch’s runtime. The premise is relatable and escalates at a reasonable pace, though the chili portion does have strong All That vibes and I am against it. I differ with Matt in that I actually didn’t mind Levy’s “take the vaccine” bit. I’d focus my nitpicky notes on Kyle, who once again makes character decisions that feel…forced? Incongruent? Distractingly specific? I don’t know, I’m a Kyle guy, but he has a tendency to add unnecessary spice to normie sketches. This is one such example, though it is really a minor issue. I’ll save my ire for the tacked on ending, which fits with this piece like a rejected skin graft. 
STARS: **½ (minus half a star for that ending)

LIFTING OUR VOICES
(KET) interviews white allies who straddle the line with their advocacy

Matt: Even though I know where this premise is gonna go right away, I dig the concept.
— Giving Aidy’s character the last name “Dinwiddie” feels rather on-the-nose. 
— With that being said, Aidy is always great at playing characters who don’t realize how wince-worthy they sound, and her delivery of “I rep my black she-roes, y’all!” was perfect.
— Dan is great as a white BLM activist who is grossly overstepping the line. I especially like the bit about how he threw a brick at a Wendy’s window, causing police to arrest his friend.
— Kyle is even more phenomenal with all of his skin-crawling comments about Ego, his “mahogany queen” with her “shea butter kisses.” Any time Kyle plays some creepy weirdo with a ponytail, he knocks it out of the fuckin’ park.
— Hahaha, Ego quietly breaking at all of Kyle’s horrifying monologues is great. I also wanna mention how miraculous it is that Kyle seemingly has great, sneaky chemistry with everyone in the cast. Combined with his appearance alongside Bowen last episode, this was a moment that made me realize just how solid of a team player he actually is, however niche his characterizations are.
— Wow, our first really solid sketch of the night! A fun idea with good, satirical bite anchored by excellent performances.
Carson: NOT our first solid sketch of the night, but one of many (Matt’s going to drop a “Carson, you ignorant slut” retort at any moment). If there’s one satirical lane that SNL has improved upon in the modern era, it’s racial satire. Sure, the show can pander from time to time, but it is also more well-resourced for this kind of material. Taking aim at well-intentioned, but clueless white allies is a strong source for humor and this sketch capably heightens its premise with each segment. In fact, SNL is generally more able-footed when they tease the left. That’s likely because it’s easier to find the real humor in the areas you relate to. When SNL takes on right-wing politics, it’s just potshots and ghoulish caricatures. It’s understandable, but outright contempt for your target makes for a less thought-out portrayal. It’s like when the right takes shots at the left, it’s abysmal (currently trying to find an example of the right teasing itself…). Levy is terrific with his clueless character but it’s Kyle that steals the show. I just talked about how the specificity of Kyle’s character choices can be a distraction, but here, his character is so perfectly unctuous it will make your skin crawl (or in the case of Ego, lock into a rictus grin to prevent from breaking into a fit of laughter). Aidy and Levy are playing clueless, but Kyle can do douche chill-inducing oiliness like no one else since Will Forte. And the chemistry with Ego works too! Kyle may be a niche performer, but he can weave through the cast pretty effectively when he needs to. Anyway, it’s not an all-timer, but it’s a reasonably hearty piece of racial satire. 
STARS: ****

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Kyoto”

Blue: While the indie world went nuts for Phoebe Bridgers’ Punisher in 2020, I gotta say: I liked that album, but I didn’t love it. Still, it feels great to see that the buzz for the album led her all the way to SNL. 
— I love Phoebe and her band’s Halloween-esque attire. Skeletons are rad! The stage set is also really nice to look at, with a galaxy projection behind the band and matching blue lights on all the mic stands.
— What I remember most from the first time I saw this performance was how terrible the sound mixing was. It’s sad to see that I remembered this correctly. Phoebe’s vocals are way too low in the mix. 
— I can hardly hear Phoebe’s guitar, or the trumpets off to stage left. It’s a shame, because the horns add so much to the song.
— What made me first take notice of Phoebe Bridgers (although I’ve always been a casual enjoyer) was how personal and specific her lyrics were, and that quality is on full display with this song. Great stuff.
— I love whenever Phoebe cuts loose and adds some power to her voice, instead of utilizing the breathy, laid-back delivery that she relies on for most of her songs. We’ll get to more on that later…
— Phoebe’s bassist is having a blast towards the end, hopping up and down to the beat. Phoebe also appears to be having fun, if her smile is anything to go by. 
— To keep this review relatively unbiased—I don’t like Phoebe’s approach to the last couple lines (“who lies,” “I’m a liar”), where she paused in the middle of the last word, making it sound like she took a breath where she shouldn’t have.
STARS: ****

WEEKEND UPDATE
(MID) and (HEG) cancel little kids for transgressive juvenility

Twinsthenewtrend (KET) (CRR) hear some iconic bops for the first time

Matt: This Update so far seems to be really relying on those jokes about how specific Republican politicians look before segueing into the relevant news stories, but I did get amusement out of Che’s description of Marjorie Taylor Green as someone who “looks like the mugshot of a former child star.”
— Love all the groans Che gets for the punchline of a joke being that Stevie Wonder is pretending to be blind.
— Colin: “Former social media influencer Donald Trump…” Ah, so this is when Twitter banned him. Good times.
— Alright, I could easily file another complaint of SNL having its cake and eating it too in regards to the Morgan Wallen joke, especially considering how much the show fed into his redemption arc… but it’s a really good one.
— Mikey and Heidi are always a reliable duo, but I can’t say I’m too sold on this premise. I feel like whenever Mikey is in a piece designed to spoof some part of modern culture (like, say, the upcoming Star Trek sketch in the Carey Mulligan episode), there’s a tendency for the result to feel thin or misguided.
— I like Heidi feebly attempting to get the crowd to applaud her and Mikey canceling a young child.
— The first fake cancel tweet was the best. All these others aren’t holding much of a candle to it or keeping the energy up.
— Interesting to see Kenan and Chris portraying the real-life YouTube duo TwinsthenewTrend as opposed to labeling them more parodically.
— The visual of Chris and Kenan gettin’ down to “Baby Shark” is fantastic, though it doesn’t quell my frustration enough that I had to hear that goddamn song again.
— Another funny minor detail in Chris expressing surprise not just at the song “Baby Shark,” but at the concept that sharks can be babies. (“I thought they were born full-grown sharks already.”)
— Kenan, after hearing the alphabet: “Yo, I have never heard letters lined up before.”
— Cute, meta bit to end with the SNL theme song. 
— I enjoyed this Update commentary more than I thought I would—it’s really simple stuff, but lots of fun and infectious energy between Chris and Kenan. (Also, if you’re curious, here’s how the real duo reacted to being spoofed on SNL!)
Carson: It’s kind of amazing how the Jost-Che Update pairing remains enjoyable despite how predictable and formulaic their segment can be. It’s not just in the joke structure (“Pictured here…” or “Said [insert funny person to say something given the context]”) but it’s also in the trajectory of the typical Update. Che and Jost are perpetual slow starters. Never do these two seem as ambivalent as when they are having to hit the requisite political punchlines. Sometimes the momentum of the moment can mask the checked out delivery, but typically Update starts at a crawl and opens up to a full sprint once they can shake the political shackles off and just tell some damn jokes. I think that’s a bit of the case here. These guys really like jokes, but neither are inherently political animals, at least not in the macro way where you have to come up with jokes about Mitch McConnell. Once they open up their stride, the Jost-Che combo belongs with the all-timers. Too often, however, they are forced to play in the satirical slow lane. As for the commentaries, I like them! Heidi and Mikey’s bit is a great idea performed excellently (particularly Heidi), but it never really escalates in the way it needs to. Imagine if they had gone full Iraqi Pete and just bathed in the vocal antipathy from the crowd. That would have been special. SNL needs more bad guy characters. Like almost every other Kenan piece over the last two decades, the Kenan-Chris commentary is thin, throwaway fun. Nothing more, nothing less.
STARS: ***½

HOT DAMN
(host) and (CES) entertain bemused football fans with obscure “Hot Damn”

Matt: The most recent iteration of the “What is that song? Stop playing that song. We don’t know that song. Oh wait, we do know that song! Let’s sing that song!” series. I’ll admit that I sort of liked it on some earlier iterations, but by this point, I just don’t know why this is a well to keep pulling from.
— To this episode’s credit, Dan definitely feels like a more charismatic host for this sort of premise than some others in the past. He’s got solid chemistry with Cecily and he’s really, really trying to sell this.
— Kenan and Ego are doing a good job reacting to Dan and Cecily’s confusing act, even if it’s just another obligatory part of this sketch template. 
— Alright, I do like the very Broadway style of the song more than these sketch’s songs usually sound.
— The staging and choreography feels a bit more awkward than as joyously goofy as I feel the show is intending.
— A strange twist with Beck pointing out that the television at the start of the sketch (which spurred “Hot Damn”) was never plugged in, and then Cecily and Dan threatening to kill him.
— Hmm… while there are some parts of this that I was won over by in people’s performances, and while it’s arguably the most elaborate of these sketches, it’s still hard to be all that excited about the fifth (?) iteration of this idea.
Carson: It’s tricky because I think this is pretty definitively the best of these types of sketches, but, yeah, five iterations in, it might be too little too late. It’s always been a slightly confusing premise, but I can also see why this would have been a joy to conceive in the writer’s room. There are some fun jokes here and some really really silly lyrics that will make you chuckle if you can strain your ears to hear them. But unfortunately, the difference between a recurring character and a recurring premise is the same as the difference between talking to the same person over and over again and having the same conversation over and over again. This is modern SNL’s curse. Some fun details in the margins here, though: check Alex pulling out his phone to look at some porn and Beck’s extremely goofy trumpet dance at the end of the piece. 
STARS: **

WEDDING FRIENDS
(KAM) and (host) refuse to weigh in on groom (MID)

Matt: I get the specific characterizations that Kate and Dan are playing here, and they’re playing them well, but man… what is the point of this sketch? What is the real comedic thrust of it? Their half-answers about whether or not they’re objecting to the wedding are, sure, perhaps well-observed caricatures, but they’re not fed into this sketch in a way that progresses to an interesting place, or any place at all.
— Punkie’s involvement as the mother of the bride is… just sort of rehashing the same bit, which debatably constitutes as escalation. It’s at least nice to see her getting material that she can actually chew on a bit.
— Kate mugs a lot, especially by this point in her tenure, but some of her mugging here feels almost jarringly off-brand. I mean… look at some of those faces she’s making.
— Dan and Kate being turned on by Mikey’s groom telling them off is, uh, a choice. Even Dan’s enthusiasm couldn’t buoy this one—there’s a stark difference between being frustrating in a way that speaks to the audience comedically, and just being plain frustrating.
Carson: There are reasons to hate this sketch—Kate’s mugging is preposterous, especially when isolated in a screengrab, and there is little in the way of real momentum occurring here (including a couple of dead spots to boot), and the oft-comatose audience delivers accordingly. But while it’s not a great sketch, it’s not really a bad sketch either. The premise actually feels somewhat relatable despite the fact that I’ve never actually been witness to a real live “Or forever hold your peace” spiel at a wedding. There are choices that I like here too, especially Mikey actually playing his character in a grounded way, which provides a nice contrast to Kate and Levy’s bug-eyed overperformances. Also, whatever, Mikey’s serious defense of himself followed by Levy purring “Ok, rail me daddy” is a turn I more than enjoyed. I’m not saying this is an unheralded classic, but there is too much working here for this to be discarded on the trash heap.
Matt: Carson, you ignorant slut.
STARS: *

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “I Know The End”

Blue: I love how Phoebe hasn’t entirely lost her skeleton outfit, trading it out for several strings of pearls arranged in the shape of a ribcage.
— That guitar that Phoebe’s using has an awfully long neck. (The better too… oops, spoilers.)
— I didn’t hear any backing vocals on the first song, but these vocalists are blending well with Phoebe’s lead.
— Oof, the initial entrance of the violin was flat.
— As the tempo picks up and Phoebe’s strumming gets faster, the guitar’s tone starts sounding worse. Of course, that’s not going to matter in a couple minutes.
— Love the texture that the violinist is adding to the song. I’m glad at least this instrument is prominent in the mix.
— Love the entrance of the trumpets. They remind me of Illinoise-era Sufjan Stevens.
— Phoebe is smiling up a storm as the song reaches its intense outro. We love to see it!
— Now Phoebe is kneeling at the feet of her guitarist and beaming as he rocks a distorted solo. I’m loving this.
— And there it is: the guitar-smash that set indie music Twitter aflame for a weekend. Leaving aside how baffled I am that this is what counts as controversial nowadays, I’ll just say: I understand the intent and statement behind the gesture, and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it as a theatrical presentation. It’s just a shame the guitar didn’t actually break, thus rendering the whole thing less impressive than it should have been. Still: what a performance! 
STARS: ****

IT GETS BETTER
a decade removed, the It Gets Better campaign hasn’t prepared its grown-up audience for their present lives

Matt: You know how I commented on how cool it was to see a male couple normalized in the “Zillow” sketch? This sketch does that one better: we have enough openly-gay performers on the show that we can do something like this. Beyond the low-key nature of the premise, there’s a wonderful naturalism and earnestness to the performances from Dan, Bowen, Kate, and Punkie, no doubt etched by their own life experiences. And that’s cool as shit! To think only a decade before we’d get shit like Fred or Taran doing mincing gay stereotypes—it’s wonderful to see how rapidly the show’s evolved over the past decade at a time like this.
— In regards to the sketch itself: it’s great! I’ve always had a soft spot for this sketch. Some bits are better than others, but every performance feels so rooted that it’s hard not to appreciate.
— I love getting to see the performers’ actual child photos, which is always a treat.
— Bowen runs away with the absolute best bit of this sketch, detailing how while he no longer gets bullied by straight people, he gets viciously tormented by gay people for his opinions about music.
— Although it’s less centered with the premise, I also really like Kate’s bit about how an iguana has taken over her life and effectively held her captive. This is the sort of Kate performance that I love to see—deadpan, and very poised—and which SNL so rarely shoves aside for her to get hammy or play dress-up.
— Bowen: “It’s scarier when gay people are mean because they’re so organized. I tweeted one vague opinion about Chromatica and I had to move. Not just apartments, like cities.”
— It doesn’t get much of an audience response, but I liked Punkie’s line about how if you wear basketball shorts, people think you’re the one that fights. Well-observed stuff, which I have to assume she had direct input on.
Carson:  I’m a little conflicted with this one. It’s a very good piece, well-written and well-executed. I love the low-key absurdist bent that Kate’s character veers into and Matt is right with this being an ideal example of how to harness Kate’s energy. But I do find the piece slightly imbalanced. Not so much that I would quibble with the score, but it does seem like Kate’s portion takes up the lion’s share of the sketch. That’s not a total complaint—it is the segment that is the most silly and comedically buoyant, but a part of me feels like everything else (particularly Punkie’s portion) should have been afforded similar room to breathe. Don’t get me wrong, what’s there is very good, and I’m not mad that Kate’s very funny portion is given prominent positioning, but I do believe there was more to work with across the board. 
STARS: ****½

GOODNIGHTS


CUT FOR TIME: MEN’S COSMETICS
Man Stain cosmetics’ machismo marketing belies feminine conceit

Matt: SNL rolling the dice again on this concept. This one notably has a writer’s credit from Dan, at least, though it’s his only known contribution to the episode.
— This sketch reminds me of the “Brolay” sketch I covered from last season’s JJ Watt episode, though this sketch is far more pointed. The joke is still simplistic, but it’s making more of a direct point of the veiled nature of the aggressively, stereotypically-masculine advertisement, and Dan is doing some fun deconstruction work. (Meanwhile, the closest we got to a satirical tinge with the last one was JJ assuring us that his product was “just gay enough” to be cool, which… yeah.)
— Pete makes an appearance here, which made me realize he was shut out of the live episode. Strange, but not particularly felt, however much I can enjoy Pete.
— A lot of enjoyable prop comedy here, between the beer can of base, rouge gun, and eyeshadow pizza box.
— There are still some jokes that ostensibly seem to just be “haha guys in make-up,” but with Dan as a writer on this sketch, I’m assuming good faith. 
— A cute touch of Dan quietly coaching Alex on how to apply mascara. It’s those sort of moments that are making this more tolerable than the usual, desperate efforts SNL has made with this same premise.
STARS: ***

IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
Matt: A weak episode. Dan does his absolute best, but it just makes me wish that he could reign over a better night than what he ultimately received. He was at least given chances to shine alongside the cast in select pieces (“Lifting Our Voices,” “It Gets Better”), but by and large this felt like a waste of his presence.
Carson: I knew this one would be an uphill battle for me. At the time the episode came out, consensus seemed to poo-poo it. Maybe I was just in the right mood. But even the cold open, as flawed as it was, showed a more refreshing, playful kind of lousy that I found amiable enough. The monologue failed to connect with a sleepy crowd, but not for a lack of actually trying (unlike almost every other monologue in this era) and I could say that for a few other pieces too. But in the end, I think there were simply a couple pieces that connected with me far more than they connected with Matt (Universal Studios, Zillow) and that happens. Sometimes that’s simply a matter of point of reference, other times it might be me happily removing my critical eye and enjoying a piece for what it is. If anything, I felt this episode deserved a defense. I felt like it earned a second opinion or at the very least a sympathetic rewatch.

MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
It Gets Better
Lifting Our Voices
Weekend Update
Zillow
(CFT: Men’s Cosmetics)
Universal Studios Tram Tour
Super Bowl Pod
Monologue
Hot Damn
Super Bowl LV
Wedding Friends

TOMORROW
John takes a look at Regina King’s hosting stint

December 12, 2020 – Timothée Chalamet / Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band (S46 E8)

by Matt

THE SITUATION ROOM
Anthony Fauci (KAM) & Deborah Birx (HEG) detail Covid-19 vaccination plan

— Ah yes, the fun of turning pandemic news into comedy! I barely remember this sketch so we’ll see how it trudges along. I will say, though, that cold opens like this… they’re certainly not made for durability. They burn out like a match—having served their purpose, arguably, when the episode aired, there’s now not a ton of splendor to examining the debris.
— Comparing the Pfizer vaccine to a PS5 is reeeealll 2020.
— The debut of Kate’s Anthony Fauci impression, presumably because Brad Pitt couldn’t get the wig back on after he ripped it off. It confuses me, really; I assumed part of the “point” of Kate playing crusty conservative politicians in male drag was to make fun of them and their values with the intrinsic idea of a young, openly-gay woman playing them (a slight idea, but one that has maybe some potency). But Fauci… we like Fauci. Why is Kate playing Fauci? The unwritten rule that Kate just needs to play every single person in politics is absolute poison.
— Also, she’s basically just doing the Giuliani voice. Couldn’t even try at a new angle, huh?
— Heidi is also here as Deborah Birx, and SNL at least has the common courtesy to wink at her relative obscurity: “And I am also the reason for the cheers.” I think she only does the impression this one time? It’s not super memorable, as with the rest of this, though I do like seeing Heidi be a focal point in a cold open on the level of Kate, as she certainly deserves it.
— Cutting to a real clip of Fauci making a terrible opening pitch at a baseball game in comparison to the underwhelming vaccine roll-out (incredibly funny clip, by the way—no credit to SNL for that) feels strangely like a joke more fitting for Weekend Update.
— I like some of the little jokes throughout here, like the regional variations of the vaccine and Fauci saying that his ultimate goal is just for everyone to forget who he is, because that’s a sign that he did his job. Really, the writing isn’t too atrocious, and there’s enough of a quick pace that it never feels too cumbersome. We’ve had some awful cold opens so far this season, so I suppose I’ll be relatively generous to this one as a step up.
STARS: ** 

MONOLOGUE
NYC natives host & PED share memories of growing up in the big city

— I think I’ll be the first and last person to ever say this: Timothée kinda sounds like Mike O’Brien.
— A surprising and cool little fact about how Timothée’s mother was a background extra in the classic “Massive Head Wound Harry” sketch. (“Yup! That’s my mom. She almost got spit on by Chris Farley.”) I always love when hosts share little, personal SNL connections in their monologues.
— I’ve never thought that Chloe’s impression sounds a lot like Timothée—something I’ll hit on a bit more later—but you can get little glimpses of accuracy whenever Timothée titters away from the cue cards or laughs.
— Suddenly, this becomes a surprise Drezen monologue as Timothée slinks behind the piano and rattles off some absurd little one-liners, something of a spiritual sequel to Harry Styles’ last season. It feels a bit less effective than Harry’s monologue, but he’s selling his strange childhood memories of a New York Christmastime/childhood to surprisingly sweet effect. (“Nothing like eating Cheetos on the F-train on Christmas Eve, mmm. You eat a handful, then you hold a pole, then you lick your fingers! I miss that!”)
— “Aaahhhhh, New York! The city so nice… they named it New York!”
— Pete walks in on Timothée’s monologue, making the first of many team-ups tonight. He does some good work here; it lets Pete rely on his stand-up instincts, and Drezen’s writing is surprisingly well-channeled through his voice.
— Overall, pretty charming.
STARS: ***½

A RONA FAMILY CHRISTMAS
uninfectious son (host) is the rebel in a family of coronaviruses

— I don’t remember being super hot on this sketch when it first aired, though knowing quite a few people enjoyed it I’ll try to keep an open mind.
— Nice to see the newbies getting a moment in the spotlight! It honestly feels sort of shocking to see Lauren getting any lines at all, even if they’re the sort of soft pandemic jokes that this sketch so far has been entirely predicated upon. Andrew also gets a nice moment where he reveals, somewhat bashfully, that he’s the covid that took down Tom Hanks. Isn’t it funny to look back on the early days where Andrew never got anything to do?
— Funny little pop-up cameo from Bowen and Chloe as two herpes neighbors: “I’m Oral and this is my wife, Genital.” “Please, call me Jen!”
— I like this turn with Timothée as a rebellious, ne’er-do-well son who scornfully drinks disinfectant and refuses to further the spread of the disease. It makes for a nice showcase of his acting ability, and like the “Marrying Ketchups” sketch from Adam Driver’s episode, there’s something that just pops about putting a strong dramatic actor into the most preposterous scenario possible and making them sell it. Cecily and Beck, too, are the perfect scene partners. 
— Melissa’s short appearance as Timothée’s grandmother, Spanish Influenza, offers a nice little jolt even if she doesn’t quite succeed in stealing the sketch.
— The turn with Beck saying, “WE WOULDN’T BE HERE WITHOUT TRUMP!” is adding some surprising bite to this mostly stupid (if in a self-aware way) sketch. Stuff like that definitely leaps out at me more than “Dancing With The SARS.”
— Also, Lauren has continued to be an active presence in this sketch?? I’m aghast. Good for her.
— As a whole, I think I’ve warmed up to this one a bit, if not a HUGE amount. Part of that is just how goddamn timely it is; it feels like it was designed for this moment in history only, and while there were still laughs to be had, it’s less of an evergreen comedy piece than an intriguing time capsule. 
STARS: ***½

LEXUS
on Christmas, jobless (BEB) impetuously surprises his family with a Lexus

— A great, swift reveal after the usual saccharine Lexus commercial setup of Heidi immediately reacting in bewilderment at the idea of her husband (Beck, SNL’s perpetual meathead middle-aged dad) buying her a new car without asking.
— I love Beck weakly trying to defend his purchase by spewing the sort of Lexus “December to Remember” language that these commercials always use, only for Heidi to shut him down immediately.
— The thing about a sketch like this is that it’s so overstuffed with priceless reveals and absurd turns that simply listing all of them in order would not just be excruciatingly boring, but a disservice to how briskly this sketch is paced with every new piece of information. There’s not a single move that falters, and I love how every little detail only serves to create more of a fracture in the family. Having Timothée there as their innocent son, too, is a masterstroke; watching his heart shatter at all of his father’s depressing truths lends it a strange, captivating realism which sells the insanity even more and keeps us invested.
— All of Beck’s little unsure looks as the people in his life call him out for his hidden problems are another subtle, ace little touch. I’ll admit that I don’t usually think the most highly of Beck’s tenure—he was an everyman that sort of emerged at the right time and seldom got to flaunt his absurdist, pre-SNL style once assigned that mold—but this is the sort of sketch that shows just how exceptional he could be.
— I know some people feel the beat with Mikey as Beck’s neighbor isn’t necessary, but I like it. It’s always nice seeing Mikey get roles that aren’t just as the audience surrogate, and him informing Beck’s family of all of the things he’s vented to him about (wanting to look cool in front of his son, being anxious about his wife cheating on him with everybody) is offering a strong surge of cringe comedy to end things on.
STARS: *****

THE DIONNE WARWICK TALK SHOW
The Dionne Warwick (EGN) Talk Show- Timothee Chalamet (CLF) stops by

— Ah, the first installment of this very fun recurring sketch and a great showcase for Ego!
— Right off the bat, Ego is killing it, even if all she’s done so far is laying the groundwork by reading real Dionne Warwick tweets. It’s one of those lazy tricks SNL keeps up its sleeves sometimes when it can’t figure out how to write in a character’s voice, but I think it’s fair game here; it catches the audience up on where this sketch came from (Dionne had just joined Twitter and was posting all sorts of gloriously flippant things) and the sketch is quick to move into crafting some snappy, original dialogue.
— Punkie appears as Dionne’s daughter and social media manager Brittani. She’s not given too much, but she sells her very sunny and patient demeanor in a legitimately charming sort of way.
— Timothée kicks off the wheel of impressions by playing Harry Styles, which I’m sure made a certain contingent of the Internet absolutely lose their shit
— Heh, the random Wendy Willams slams. Well-deserved.
— Andrew gets another of his trademark, early S46 “not really doing anything at all” roles here, playing a chef whose cooking segment gets completely overrun by Dionne singing. Soon, buddy… they’ll all know soon…
— I don’t want this review to be me just hitting up every single impression as it comes, but it’s fun watching how all of them give something new for Dionne to play off of; her asking Melissa’s “William Eyelash” (Billie Eilish) if she can place a hex on Wendy Williams, as well as immediately shooing away Pete’s Machine Gun Kelly (cathartic) are probably my favorite beats.
— Okay, yeah, so Chloe’s Timothée… I never really saw it. I always tend to have a hard time with Chloe’s impressions, to be honest. The best SNL impressionists have imbued their impressions with a unique sensibility that brings the people they’re impersonating to life as a comic character—think about Bill Hader or Phil Hartman. Chloe’s impressions tend to feel very mechanical and overacted without a ton of her personality shining through, if they feel accurate at all. At the very least, she has energy, and I’m glad the show restrained from doing one of those sketches where they cast her opposite of the real Timothée, and then he has to act different to make the impression look better.
— Dionne announcing for everyone to look under their seats, only for there to be absolutely nothing—“That’s right! I don’t owe y’all anything!”—is a perfect capper, balancing the irreverence of Ego’s impression with the legitimate love she has for Dionne’s acerbic social media presence.
— I’ve always felt that S46 was when Ego really came into full power as a shining light of hope for the future of the show, and landing these recurring sketches is one of the greatest reflections of that. Even though the future installments repeat the same basic beats, to perhaps not the greatest effect (until the real Dionne Warwick shows up, which is… adorable), it’s exciting to see the show’s newer talent given this sort of chance to become a part of the machine and define SNL. That’s how SNL should be, even if the power struggle persists.
STARS: ****

TINY HORSE
farmboy (host) serenades & frees his tiny horse; JIF cameo

— Our second pretape tonight casting Beck, Heidi, and Timothée as father, mother, and child. I guess it’s fair enough considering that Beck and Heidi probably have the best dramatic acting chops of the cast, but it still feels weirdly repetitive… fortunately, the sketch moves into different territory pretty quickly.
— It’s a very subtle choice, but I like the decision to have the set be obviously fake, with the starry sky being made of little LEDs. It makes the staging feel very dreamy and theatrical.
— Hilarious, bizarre reveal after the very serious set-up of Timothée’s claymation-animated tiny horse, whom he proceeds to lovingly serenade.
— Like the “Rona Family” sketch from earlier, we also get good use out of Timothée’s intensity; him tearfully screaming at Tiny Horse to “Git! Git out of here! Git!”, followed by a cut to a wide shot of Tiny Horse making very little distance because of his microscopic size, is probably the most memorable little beat of this whole sketch.
— The escalation of this sketch is a bit strange, but I do think it works well, unfolding into a quick dream sequence-y montage of Tiny Horse’s post-farm life (graduating top of his class, being on Fallon, marrying AOC). Things are loose, plot-wise, but loose in a very fun way that allows the premise to run down several strange little avenues… and really, I think that’s what Tiny Horse deserves. It’s a very pure, silly sort of piece, free of cynicism, and I think that plays to its strengths.
— To that point, the sketch actually has a very sweet ending, with Timothée deciding to let Tiny Horse go, because “he belongs to the world.” (Naturally, he rides away on a normal-sized horse.) Per writer Steven Castillo, Lorne advised him to “make it sweet at the end” rather than take a dark turn. It’s a great note, and it gives the sketch as a whole a nice, wholesome aura that feels rare in these modern years. It’s always easy to do something subversive and earn a shock laugh, but I dare SNL to relish in its moments of sweetness sometimes instead. Look at how well it works!
STARS: ****½

COMMERCIAL BUMPER

— Heh, I can see a little Tiny Horse standing there! Nice touch.

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Ghosts”

Blue:  Right from the start, this sounds like a Bruce Springsteen song.
— So far, Bruce has sung flat every time he reaches the melodic peak of each line (“coming in FROM the mystic far,” “stone and the GRAVEL in your voice,” etc.).
— Bruce’s backing vocalists aren’t blending very well.
— Bruce’s sense of pitch has improved a bit on the second verse, but it’s still not perfect.
— I’m glad that the third verse makes a slight change by having the band drop out while the vocalists sing the last line. I was starting to get bored by how similar all the verses were.
— Enjoying the fourth verse’s stripped back approach, especially the pretty piano part, but I’m also starting to long for a bridge– anything that changes up the melody.
— Saxophone solo! This is exactly what I expect from a Bruce Springsteen song. Unfortunately, I’m annoyed that the solo is just repeating the melody of the verse. It also sounds like Jake Clemons forgot to tune his instrument beforehand… 
— Bruce Springsteen’s music has never done much for me, and this song is more of the same.
STARS: ***

WEEKEND UPDATE
KAM again uses her Dr. Wayne Wenowdis persona as a means of self-therapy

MEV does her Dolly Parton impression instead of singing Christmas songs

— Politics, politics, politics! So topical! So little to say! I like Colin and Michael, I really do. They’re not always perfect, but as I’ve worked my way through some of the earlier seasons of the show (Chevy… Charles… Brian… Brad… Christopher…) I’ve reached the conclusion that they’re some of my favorite anchors to ever helm Update. It’s still inconsistent, but when was Update ever that good? They provide the laughs and relief you need in the given week, and if you’re lucky, their jokes might work all the years later. It’s all very comfy, if not the most exciting to break down.
— Why did they bring Dr. Wenodis back? Who wants to see Dr. Wenodis back? I mean hell, I liked the first installment when I saw it live, and it had the exact effect on me that it intended to: it surprised me. The entire bit is built on that surprise of Kate breaking, and ruminating on her mental health in a somewhat-personal, somewhat-cathartic way. Doing it again doesn’t even allow for any potential fun in swapped variables; it’s just the same damn thing except Kate is looser and more wild, which is definitely not a plus. Maybe the prop is funnier, I dunno, but it’s not enough to carry this. All this does is retroactively make the first one feel disingenuous and insincere as Kate and Colin “stifle” “laughter” and things “go off the rails.”
— Also, two snafus: for some reason, one of Kate’s “vaccines” doesn’t have water in it to squirt Colin which is real awkward, and then another one hits Colin’s mic and completely fucks up his audio for the rest of Update. I swear, they’ve destroyed so many mics with water over the past few seasons that it’s gotta be some weird side-mission for the writers.
— Mm, this second run of less political jokes isn’t that great either. Update’s not doing so hot this episode…
— “A new study by astronomers finds that the galaxy is ‘not as black as previously thought’ after it was seen dating a white lady.” Alright, we got a fun Che joke at least.
— Heh, Melissa gets a correspondent piece to talk about Christmas music and randomly comes out dressed like Dolly Parton, complete with her “regular, big ol’ things.”
— This premise is basically a redo of Melissa’s amazing Lady Gaga bit from S44, though with the addition of the great, condescending little one-liners to Colin that littered her “white male rage” piece last season. I know we just talked about repetitive recurring bits, but I can never be angry at Melissa getting a chance to show off more of her uncanny impressions (that Dolly is incredible), and she sells it so gleefully.
— Love that her rendition of “Jingle Bells” slowly turns into “Jolene.”
— Always love to hear “9 to 5,” too, which Melissa gets really into. It’s a good, cheerful note for this Update to end on, and it gives things a festive boost.
STARS: ***

HOLIDAY BAKING CHAMPIONSHIP
seasonal cakes are disgusting failures

— The third installment of this sketch. This is where the diminishing returns start to set in.
— It’s so strange to see Lauren playing one of the contestant roles, though I think that’s more because it feels strange to see the show giving her anything. She can’t sell this as well as someone like Leslie or Cecily is able to, which is fair enough because those are big shoes to fill. (I believe Sarah plays that interchangeable non-host contestant role next time, and it’s… a little better.)
— Uh-oh, her cake looks AWFUL!! Whoopsie!
— Yikes, Timothée’s anecdote about getting hit by a car (he got in a drunken fight with Lightning McQueen at Disneyworld) absolutely died with the audience.
— Oh nooo, Timothée’s cake looks bad too!! What has befallen this poor baking show??
— Serious sidenote: I do like the constant story beat of the host’s cakes coming to life, but it’s definitely a sign of how labored that beat is that after we’ve had cakes that begged to be killed or were possessed by Satan, this installment’s is… a puckering, wildly-shitting asshole. Not much of a pop to that one. Just kinda gross and politely “boundary-pushing.”
— Wowww, Heidi’s cake looks so beautiful! But… but what’s this?? The judges don’t care about it?? That’s so cruel and unexpected! What an outrage!!
— Okay, I do like Alex throwing to Kyle by saying, “I think this one’s yours to lose, pal!” The audience doesn’t pick it up, but it’s a fun one-liner.
— OMG, why is Kyle’s piece so randomly sexual?? And he just says that it is in a very nonchalant way?? This sketch is crazy!!
— Sarcastic comments aside, these sketches are too templated for their own good, and the show seems like it’s reached an impasse trying to figure out ways to top previous iterations. (Heck, the only reason the last one really worked was because Eddie Murphy was involved.) There’s too much of a sterile, assembly-line feel to this sketch, and it’s frustrating that it beat out more original ideas simply because there will always be some guaranteed audience reaction. It’s not offensive, but it’s just not interesting anymore. SNL needs to learn to quit when it’s ahead with its recurring pieces.
— Anyway, they do another one of these next season.
STARS: *½

RAP ROUNDTABLE
Questlove [real] can’t abide rappers (host) & (PED)

— A very popular sketch from this episode. I liked it at the time, though I can also see where other people’s complaints could come into play, so we’ll see what I think of it this go-around.
— Hey, it’s Questlove! I love how incredibly obvious it is that SNL’s just getting cameos from one floor down because you gotta adapt to pandemic times.
— I’m sure, as soon as Pete learned about Timothée’s history of dumb comedy raps (Dumb in a complimentary way or not? You decide), that their entire friendship was preordained. Fortunately, it feels like Timothée brings out a level of commitment within Pete that lets all of their team-ups in this episode flourish. The characterizations he and Timothée have aren’t especially nuanced, but they don’t have to be, and their chemistry as they moronically shout “yeet” and “skrrt” makes for some good, dumb fun.
— Sidenote: Guaplord and $mokeCheddaThaAssGetta are disconcertingly good SoundCloud rapper names, by which I mean so atrocious that they are perfect. Pete and Timothée nail the look, too—I hate these two already!
— Ego: “The two confident white boys raise an interesting point.”
— The main thing that holds this sketch back is simply that the format is so… staid. I get that this is a vaguely satirical venture, but I feel like there’s a better way to make a point out of Pete and Timothée’s failure to pay due diligence to the culture that created their precious rap music than having Questlove and Punkie’s Queen Latifah talk reverently about the genre and then react with very patient befuddlement at the yeeting and skrrting. Pete and Timothée do a lot to overcome the format and energize it (as does Ego’s expertly-played disapproval), though, so I’ll award them the credit as performers for pushing this sketch over.
— Funny detail that Timothée recognizes Questlove from appearing in a single episode of Yo Gabba Gabba! On a similar note, I like that their biggest inspirations were Fall Out Boy and the Kia Gerbils.
— Fairly memorable, awful performance of “Yeet” from Pete and Timothée, with a nice cathartic button of Questlove getting up and slapping both of them across the face. It’s a good place for this sketch to end.
STARS: ****

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “I’ll See You In My Dreams”

Blue: Very touching lyrics on the opening verse.
— I like that the verse ended a line earlier than I was expecting it to. That’s a good trick.
— I’m enjoying Bruce’s singing more on this song than on “Ghosts.”
— I also appreciate that there’s an actual guitar solo in this song. Though I don’t care much for Bruce’s music, I’ve always thought he was a great guitarist.
— Ha, I always get a kick out of unnecessary mic-sharing.
— Love Bruce’s unaccompanied “I’ll see you in my dreams” at the end of the song. Something about that is giving me the warm & fuzzy feelings.
STARS: ***

SPORTSMAX
Newsmax spin-off Sportsmax claims the Jets & Knicks are actually winners

— Political satire in this era of SNL—and I’m sure I’m gonna shock some people in saying this—is not one of the show’s strongsuits. So often it feels like SNL struggles to find any interesting angles, preferring to run down the checklist of news items in the given week if not just write a few different lines into an actual thing that happened. It’s exciting, then, that this episode has a surprisingly fun satirical piece that actually works by addressing something we’re all too familiar with—fucking Newsmax (brilliantly-named by real people)—and taking shots at its pathetic nature in a more imaginative way—advertising a new off-shoot channel called Sportsmax that espouses the greatness of the New York Jets.
— Beck is very good at playing a blowhard goober, so he folds into this sketch particularly well even if his portion feels a bit on-the-nose.
— Pete and Timothée make their third team-up of the night as two panelists who blab away while scarfing a big ol’ plate of cheese fries. It’s a great opportunity for Timothée to scream at the top of his lungs about the Jets as if channeling the spirit of Tim Robinson, which is the sort of energy I’ll always be down for in the 10-to-1 slot. 
— Not sure I understand the random photo edit of one of the non-kneeling football players having goat legs but… sure, it’s almost 1 AM.
— I could do without Kyle’s bit at Weathermax; Andrew and Punkie as two Knicks fans espousing the greatness of Jeremy Lin feels similarly expendable, though it’s always nice seeing them get some airtime. This sketch definitely could’ve ended sooner, but for all of its bloat, there’s still something to appreciate about the endeavor.
STARS: ***½

GOODNIGHTS

— Timothée fills an allotted 30 seconds of the goodnights with a message about being kind which… okay, fine, I can see some of the validity of Chloe’s impression, lol.

IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— A very solid episode for this inconsistent season. Timothée lends the night a solid energy with his amiability and commitment, and it gives even the most uninteresting material a nice push. It’s also nice to see Ego and Melissa have some nice highlights, as well as offering more opportunities to the perpetually-underused Andrew and Punkie; it’s every time the show clings to its exhausting conventions (Kate’s two pieces, the tired baking championship sketch) that things lurch back.

MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
Lexus
Tiny Horse
The Dionne Warwick Talk Show
Rap Roundtable
Monologue
Sportsmax
A Rona Family Christmas
Weekend Update
The Situation Room
Holiday Baking Championship

TOMORROW
Kristen Wiig returns for the third or fourth time (depending on who you ask) for the Christmas episode, as covered by Anthony

December 5, 2020 – Jason Bateman / Morgan Wallen (S46 E7)

by Matt

MICHIGAN ELECTION HEARINGS
Rudy Giuliani (KAM) calls ridiculous witnesses at election fraud hearing

— It always feels odd hearing these C-Span intros narrated by Steve Higgins instead of Jim Downey, maybe because I feel like these sorts of sketches have become fewer and further between since he left the show.
— OH GOD MORE KATE GIULIANI. And she’s immediately mugging like all get out… give me the strength!
— In the real-life event that this cold open is parodying (I refuse to say satirizing), Giuliani farted. So Giuliani farts here as well, because why write jokes?
— Honestly, the worst part of these fart jokes is that it’s giving Lauren the only material that this cold open is allowing her, in the form of reacting to how they smell. It’s sad to think of how much her already-limited screen time will continue to drop as more cast members return in the second half of the season.
— Cecily makes her first appearance all season (barring a pretaped cameo in the first debate sketch) as some person who was at the hearing and who certainly doesn’t deserve me searching for the now-obscure name of. I’m enjoying her characterization, though I’m sure that’s partially because it’s nice to have her back. She’s reminding me a lot of her “Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With At A Party” character, especially the utterances of “Ezzactly.”
— Huh, and now Cecily’s character is even using malapropisms, conflating “affidavit” with “after David.” I assume Colin wrote her part in this, or this whole thing.
— The debut of Beck’s Mike Lyndell (the MyPillow guy) impression. His performances as the guy have always tickled me more than I’d like to admit—his weird, intense, toddler-ish infomercial voice is very prototypically Beck.
— Chloe works her Nicole Kidman impression into the cold open for some reason. This cold open has definitely spiraled out focus-wise, but honestly, that makes it a lot better than most of what we’ve had this season; the further it’s stepping away from the week’s events, the more fun that it’s having, even if the fact that it’s so unfocused means there’s a clear ceiling to how good it can be. Either way, at this point I can appreciate a scattershot cold open that jumps around a lot this season over one that stares straight down a mind-numbing path for 12 minutes.
— A strange choice to have Kyle’s governor-kidnapping character from this season’s Issa Rae episode recur in this sketch… but joined by Pete, and not Andrew. Obviously, it makes sense how Beck wasn’t involved here because he was playing Mike Lyndell in the sketch, but that rubbed me the wrong way when I first saw the sketch and it still sort of does, given how much Andrew was struggling for airtime during the first half of the season. Luckily, he breaks out nicely over the season’s second half.
— I got a good laugh about Pete’s occupation being that he’s “curious about fossils.”
— Lauren gets to deliver her first LFNY with Kate and Cecily, which end up being her only words in this entire sketch.
STARS: **

MONOLOGUE 
on his previous SNL gig 15 years ago, host nearly suffered a chimp bite

— I always love monologues that are so SNL-specific, in this case talking about part of Jason’s first hosting gig in detail. I’m especially entertained by this as a dumb little SNL nerd who knows about the exact moment that he’s building up to.
— Jason’s monologue is a bit rambly and not super funny at points, but I like his affable delivery and the archival footage of the monkey swiping at his face is well-appreciated.
— A great turn to the charming monologue with Jason saying he ordered the monkey to be destroyed later that night.
— Jason’s dad dancing at the start and end of the monologue is amusing me more than I’d care to admit. He pleases me!
STARS: ***½

SLEEPOVER
at a sleepover, plainly-guilty Megan won’t fess up to menstrual accident

— The reprisal of a sketch from last season’s Adam Driver episode. I’m skeptical of how necessary a sequel is.
— We’re using a different basement set than the one used in the original sketch. Great way of differentiating the two, guys!
— This “menstrual blood stain on the couch cushion” bit feels pretty derivative, and Jason’s delivery isn’t as good as Adam’s was in this role.
— Kate’s entrance is a lot less funny than her entrance in the first installment, though I do think her costuming is a bit better.
— This has the exact same beats as the first sketch, down to all of the girls (aside from Kate) sharing blame for the incident, though it makes even less sense given this sketch’s scenario. I do kind of like Heidi mentioning that she stained the cockatiel and put it in the wash, but… not much else.
— Yeah, this sketch was not worth bringing back. There was nothing new here, and little room was made for variation.
STARS: *

STU
(PED)’s letter to Santa (host) for PS5 evokes “Stan”; Eminem cameo

— A sudden, hard turn with this sketch turning into a letter to Santa penned by a parody of Eminem’s character in “Stan,” but I’m digging it. This definitely feels like the most immersed Pete has come across in one of his rap parodies, let alone SNL in general.
— Heh, this sketch being based around Pete’s intense desire to get a PS5 is certainly feeding into the time capsule.
— I really enjoy Kate’s performance in this sketch, subbing in for the Dido chorus of “Stu” as Pete’s mom. Some nice, understated character work here, which serves as a nice reminder of her range against the broad work she’s been doing in this episode so far.
— A great laugh for Bowen as Elton John in this sketch, but an even bigger one for me from the people in the audience cheering during Pete’s segue to him assuming it’ll be the actual Elton.
— A decent if predictable turn with Santa writing back to Stu saying he’s sending his letters to the wrong address.
— The appearance from the real Eminem at the end of the sketch is, uh, rather shoe-horned and unnecessary. It reminds me of how often the show would get a celebrity cameo in during the At Home episodes because of how easy it was to work out, which I’m not a huge fan of. Also: lol Eminem is not a very good actor.
— This sketch has proven itself to be fairly polarizing as time has gone on, both due to the dated reference that the sketch is built around and the fact that the season would later attempt to recapture the hype of this one with the much weaker “NFTs” music video, but I think this works well as a standalone piece. “Stu” feeds nicely into Pete’s strange little redemption arc, turning in some of his finest work this season (though, minor digression, that would probably resonate more if he didn’t return for S47 and revert to generally hedonistic, phoned-in work). This piece also featured a simplistic but fairly effective narrative that kept pushing the sketch along, as opposed to the usual tendency of these raps to just keep hitting the same place with mild escalation—I’d consider this the most successful of Pete’s efforts.
STARS: ****

OUTDOOR CABARET
cabaret singers Charlie (BOY) & Billie (CES) seek virus-free happy days

— A cool and distinct look to the set for this sketch, constructed to look like a trendy, outdoor seating area.
— For the throwaway line it is, I liked Bowen shooing Melissa and Lauren (screen time, baby!) off-stage as the emcee by saying, “Wow, wow, wow, what a safe song choice.”
— Based on Bowen’s lines, this sketch was clearly written as a welcome back for Cecily, though that might register more if she didn’t already make an appearance in the cold open.
— Bowen and Cecily are doing a good job of weaving their two entirely separate Christmas songs together (it’s quite good on the ear, really), but the aimless, conversational structuring of this sketch just makes it feel like another middling, musical Cecily showcase. I absolutely adore Cecily and the voice she brings to the show, but I feel this season was an especially tough one for her in breaking out of that indulgence with her sketch appearances.
— Jason’s character here feels very similar to Matt Damon’s in the “Jingle Bells” sketch from S44 (which I think was better executed), though I think he’s doing alright with it.
— I’m actually enjoying some of the dialogue, and Bowen and Cecily’s characterizations are strong, but there’s just nothing in this sketch for my brain to really grapple on to; it’s too quiet for its own good, which allows it to wash over you easily unless you’re really keyed into it. That’s not to say I don’t like a challenging sketch, and I honestly think the tone would perhaps be nice as a palette-cleanser more towards the end of the night, but it feels strange for its place in the running order and isn’t maintaining the energy levels of the past episode at all. File this one under “sketches I wish I could get more into.”
STARS: **½

THE CHRISTMAS CONVERSATION
“The Christmas Conversation”- mothers guilt daughters for not coming home

— A nice, relatable sentiment to this pretape. I’m also a big fan of the way it’s presented to resemble video calls, which gives things a very unique vibe.
— I feel like one of Kate’s more underrepresented talents is playing emotionally-manipulative mothers; her delivery of, “If you don’t love me Marie, just say so” is aces. Heidi and Punkie (!!) are also doing a fantastic job in their respective roles, and the three are giving very distinct performances, making it a lot of fun bouncing between the three of them.
— Jason and especially Kenan are fun as the fathers, though it feels weird that Heidi and Lauren’s scenes are lacking that dynamic. (It’s worth noting that this is Kenan’s only appearance of the night, taping it on-location from the sitcom he and Chris were working on.)
— The obligatory, heartfelt turn of this piece feels unnecessary and works against the tone the pretape established, though I at least get why it’s there. It feels somewhat annoying simply given the nature of SNL’s treacle holiday messages closing out such material, but hey, it was a different and hard holiday season for a lot of people. I’ll let it slide.
STARS: ***½

MORGAN WALLEN PARTY
musical guest’s future selves (host) & (BOY) warn about SNL disinvitation

— Oh boy, this sketch, which has somehow proven to be even more poorly-aged since when it aired. I know I mentioned during the monologue that I love when SNL gets self-referential but, uh, not here…
— Andrew makes his only appearance of the night helping to set up this sketch before disappearing again. At least Lauren and Punkie are being given some material to work with.
— Morgan Wallen is, unsurprisingly, not a very good actor. He’s okay but stiff and not really saying his lines in-tune with everyone else in the scene.
— Morgan: “I don’t wanna screw up an opportunity like that, or let my fans down.” Trust me Morgan, your fans never cared about any of this stuff.
— I kind of like aspects of the premise, with Morgan being disrupted by future versions of himself about the consequences of his present actions—with some fun jokes about how much Jason and Bowen don’t look like Morgan—but the situation the premise is being applied to feels like icky lip service.
— Yikes, when Jason is talking, the camera is on the wrong shot for, like, ten whole seconds.
— This sketch is dying a pretty hard death with how much it’s becoming even more pandering to Morgan, including a speech from Pete about how much his fans care about him (mentioning that again for some reason) and a concluding musical performance.
— I should mention now that I have a very unusual relationship with Morgan Wallen’s music and the general concept of him as a person. In my apartment, he has randomly become a figure of ironically mythical proportions among us due to one of his songs, “Up Down,” which is the trashiest piece of bro country music ever. As it got played more and more around the house, we started to root for Morgan somewhat, jokingly but still with a sense of amazement when he actually got booked on SNL, and the chronicle of his controversies and finally getting to the show in December kept us very attentive. At the peak of our weird fandom, we had a listening party over his recently-released double album, and ultimately, I do have a vague sweet spot for the single he performs for his first musical number in this episode. (Easy listening music makes me weak, sue me.) With that being said: fuck Morgan Wallen. I hate that I somewhat bought into his redemption in the public eye through his apologies, and through this sketch at the time; I interpreted it with some degree of sincerity, but that goodwill was lost in light of him doubling down on his douchebaggery and getting cancelled again in January. I get that SNL felt an obligation to address the situation, but this sketch, especially in light of the show’s future ribbing of him, feels too much like the show trying to have its cake and eat it, too, and that’s one of the show’s absolute worst reflexes when doubling down on controversy. Whatever occasional amusement I get from the sketch’s writing is immediately murdered by the terrible sense of morality looming over it.
STARS: *

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “7 Summers”

Blue: The synth/keyboard pads that open this song are really nice and lush. Not what I was expecting from a country artist.
— Okay, Morgan’s opened his mouth now, and he sure sounds like a country artist.
— I just realized that there’s no one onstage playing the keyboard part that I admired. Really? I understand a pop artist singing along to a pre-recorded track, but when country/folk is usually seen as more “authentic,” not to mention the full band setup that Morgan is utilizing, it doesn’t make sense to me why someone can’t be onstage to play this very simple part.
— Nice vocal harmonizing from the guitarist on Morgan’s’ right.
— This chorus is very underwhelming.
— I honestly have nothing more to say. That entire performance washed over me. Can’t wait to forget about it in five minutes.
STARS: **

WEEKEND UPDATE
PED weighs in on Staten Island bar protest & how he is loved & hated

Bailey Gismert reviews ’90s movies that couldn’t be made in our era

— I don’t know how important it is to break down the circumstances that got us here, but Colin’s opening salvo about Trump has turned into him talking like DJ Khaled.
— I liked Michael’s little ad-lib after a Brazzers joke, saying he doesn’t know what that is.
— Pete looks the healthiest that he’s ever looked on the show up to this point during this Weekend Update commentary of his, which makes me happy.
— Pete: “You could buy a vibrator with my face on it for $15, or one without my face for $20!” Heh, I recall sales on that vibrator went through the roof during this commentary, and the Etsy seller donated portions of the sales to charity. Good on you, Pete!
— Although Pete’s dunks on Staten Island peaked with his commentary from the S43 Chance episode, and although he’s shifting focus here and there to get into some trademark self-deprecation, he’s in fine form here, discussing a rally against restrictions on indoor dining.
— “Why are they so mad that I’m doing a little online table read of It’s A Wonderful Life? It’s an old-timey film about a guy who’s suicidal. I’m famously depressed and have the complexion of someone in a black-and-white movie.”
— Michael, on a 102 year-old woman who survived coronavirus twice: “Sadly, she was no match for my car.”
— Bailey Gismert on Forrest Gump: “I’ve only ever seen [Tom Hanks] in David S. Pumpkins, but seeing him when he was young, like… he’s overcome a lot.”
— An interesting theme to this Bailey Gismert installment, with Bailey criticizing the un-PC nature of several movies without honing on the actual, weird parts of them. 
— Her movie crush for this installment being Buffalo Bill from The Silence of the Lambs is pretty fun, though this is a fairly standard outing for the character. Thankfully, she’s still one of my favorites of Heidi’s.
STARS: ***½

SANTA’S VILLAGE
shopping mall Santa (host) & Mrs. Claus (CES) crash their plastic bubbles

— Both Jason and Kyle play Santa and an elf, respectively, for the second time this episode.
— Even if Melissa isn’t given anything too crazy to work with, it feels nice to see her playing a notable role in this sketch. How come we can’t get that more often?
— I feel like we don’t see a lot of sketches in this era that are so reliant on physical comedy, and even if the main joke here is just Cecily and Jason stumbling and falling in their balls a ton, I’m enjoying that level of energy. For someone who I’ve never thought of as a physical comedian (aside from those great Jeanine Pirro bits), Cecily is selling this very well.
— Ah, seems like this sketch is also featuring some discussion of Jason and Cecily’s passive-aggressive relationship with one another as an ex-couple. It’s fine, I guess.
— Ha, holy hell at Cecily rolling over Mikey’s entire body at the end.
STARS: ***

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Still Goin’ Down”

Blue: Once again, I can’t help wondering why there’s no keyboardist onstage. This keyboard part is even simpler than the one from the first song, solely consisting of held chords. Surely it wasn’t too expensive to hire a keyboardist?
— There’s nothing wrong with being proud of where you come from (and I don’t intend to make a sweeping generalization about people from the South), but I have to say, in light of Morgan’s controversies, the lyrics to this song are coming across as defensive. It sounds like he’s justifying his problematic behavior by claiming that he was raised this way and can’t help it. I won’t go any further with that, but… yeesh.
— Yet another performance about which I have very little to say, because there was very little going on, both onstage and in the song, that interested me.
— I’m sorry, but this is the musical guest to whom SNL gave a second chance? I can think of several country/folk artists (Amythyst Kiah, freaking JASON ISBELL) who have never played on SNL and whose music I personally find infinitely more interesting than Morgan Wallen’s. I’m honestly surprised they didn’t just cut their losses after Morgan’s initial controversy. It would not have been a great tragedy to not have him play.
STARS: **

BITS
while hanging with friends, awkward (KYM) kills the bit by trying to joke

— This sketch was cut from the preceding Dave Chappelle episode.
— A very delightfully Kyle premise of him bursting out into dramatic, emotive song after one of his jokes bombs about how much he wishes he could maintain the bit the other guys were riffing on. 
— Some really great, bizarre imagery in this sketch, which is making for an entertaining dichotomy to Kyle’s very solemn demeanor.
— A fun turn to this sketch when Kyle is able to bring the bit back. Not sure how to feel about the very abrupt end after that where Kyle chucks a beer can HARD at Pete’s face, but hey, it made me laugh, too, especially given how grounded the character work has been leading up to that point.
— I’ve always found this to be a bit of an odd sketch. I feel like it’s been a long time since we’ve had a Kyle-centric piece (barring his work with Beck) that didn’t just subscribe to the show’s usual formula for him of playing a pitiful version of himself struggling at SNL. If anything, this feels like the sort of sketch he would’ve tried to get on the show towards the start of his tenure, though with a far higher budget. While I’ll always prefer his very low-fi and simplistic pieces from that period of time (like “Flirty” or “Dancing”), I’m happy to see one of his more unique ideas get properly actualized, and it ends the night on a good note.
STARS: ****

GOODNIGHTS

— The January 16th rerun of this episode prefaced the goodnights with a short clip and in memoriam card for Howard Johnson, the conductor and horn player of the original in-house SNL band. He also made a notable appearance in the famous “King Tut” sketch and appeared as a musical guest with his group, Gravity. The clip can be viewed here.

IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— Not a great episode of the show, and confounded by a handful of frustrating lows (the “Sleepover” reprise, and especially Morgan Wallen’s lip service), but the rest of the night was okay and there were some good highlights, mainly the pretapes. It felt like the bog standard for this season.
— Jason made for a decent host who slotted well into the vibe of the material, though he was never given the most gripping stuff to work with. The show seemed confident in his chops with some of what he was given (“Morgan Wallen Party,” “Santa’s Village”), but he was buried in fairly standard, uninvolved roles outside of that.

MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
Stu
Bits
The Christmas Conversation
Weekend Update
Monologue
Santa’s Village
Outdoor Cabaret
Michigan Election Hearings
Sleepover
Morgan Wallen Party

TOMORROW
We yeet and skrrt our way through Timothée Chalamet’s hosting gig

October 10, 2020 – Bill Burr / Jack White (S46 E2)

by Matt

VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE
Bidenfly (Jim Carrey) teleports to Mike Pence’s (BEB) head during debate

— Goddammit, I thought I’d never have to see this cold open again. Sigh… alright.
— I did get an unintentional laugh out of the dichotomy between the roaring applause from Maya’s entry and how Beck, for his entrance, received less than crickets.
— Maya’s Kamala repeatedly grilling into Beck’s Pence for interrupting her and mugging at his every word is the sort of thing that Maya can execute incredibly well, and she gives this material the best shot at working, but y’know, she’s still shooting for a hoop a thousand miles away. It’s fine, for what it is.
— Coming down on Kamala for stepping back from her stance against fracking is the sort of thing I’m surprised SNL would call out, though it executes it in such a way that she still gets applause by the end of her line. Daring writing.
— Oh, and now here’s Jim Carrey’s Joe Biden impression, which just feels like a bad memory that we all collectively had. I don’t want to belabor the point of everyone else who has to cover his impression, as I’m sure all of us will say the exact same thing, but Jim is an ace sketch performer who was woefully miscast and never found a bead on the impression beyond being “Jim Carrey as Joe Biden.” From the moment it debuted, I was pretty much just waiting for it to be retired, and thankfully, after this season’s insane, six-week stretch, he’d be gone for good… though SNL’s anxious struggle to find someone to play Biden would continue. Anyway: Joe Biden is here to turn into a fly, like in the movie The Fly (which Biden, of course, famously starred in), because satire.
— I remember thinking, when I watched this VP debate, that there was no way that SNL would find a way to fuck up the ridiculousness of a fly landing on Beck’s face, but I suppose I don’t give the show enough credit in its ability to trip on its own dick. At the very least, the show was willing to acknowledge how stupid this was in the season finale, which I’ll honestly respect.
— I have no idea what that weird gun pantomime thing is that Jim has done in his Biden impression several times.
— Oh, and now Jim Carrey is Joe Biden as a fly as Jeff Goldblum, because again, satire.
— It does tickle me, as usual, how cocky SNL is that for all of the fucking stupid things to happen to Trump and Biden, they still didn’t pose a legitimately menacing chance of retaining the presidency. Didn’t learn anything last round, guys?
— Kenan makes an appearance as a second fly, who is also Herman Cain. It’s a little bit more scathing, and Kenan is doing his best to inject some fun into proceedings, but the cold open is very much spiraling out by this point.
— Kinda fun to see Jim and Kenan sliding down the set of Pence’s hair while saying their LFNY. Definitely one of the more memorable ones from this era.
— In summation: woof woof.
STARS: *

MONOLOGUE
host does stand-up about coronavirus, woke white women, gay pride month

— Bill Burr would say on his podcast that he was originally asked to host last season, though his scheduled booking was canceled due to the pandemic. It’s nice to see him given the chance to return. It’s also been quite some time since we’ve had a stand-up making their SNL debut, so this feels refreshing.
— It’s certainly not new to hear the sort of jokes that Bill is telling about how he doesn’t care if you wear a mask because that just means you’ll take out your grandparents—these were all pretty well-mined at the time—but they still pop pretty well under Bill’s trademark delivery, and feel a bit ballsy to hear on SNL.
— “Speaking of dreams come true, did ya see Rick Moranis got sucker-punched on the Upper West Side? New York is back, baby!
— Mm, I can always do without stand-ups going on some antiquated rant about “Ohhh no I’ll probably get canceled for saying that!” This is like the appetizer for Dave Chappelle saying “Triggered?” with a shit-eating grin in a few weeks.
— I do love Bill’s segue of “PLOWING AHEAD!” after his cancel culture bit fizzles out.
— Bill’s bit about how white women have co-opted the woke movement is going a lot better, and I like his comments about how they’ve stood by white men for centuries as they engaged in repugnant behavior. I struggle to know how exactly to feel about Bill simply out of a lack of exposure, but I do like that he’s usually pretty good at finding ways to do his gruff social commentary with a sense of tact.
— “Listen, I don’t wanna speak ill of my bitches here…”
— Another funny bit about how Bill’s discovery of what Pride Month is was like him suddenly seeing the Matrix. (“AAAHH! Tank tops! Zero percent body fat!”)
— The comments about how gay people shouldn’t have a longer and better month than black people straddles the line pretty well; it’s the part of this monologue that I remember the most.
— Overall, there were a few turns I wasn’t as huge of a fan of, but Bill did a good job here at waking up the tough audience that S46 tends to have. Not an all-timer, but enjoyable.
STARS: ****

NOON NORMAL
upon emerging from isolation, (host) & (KAM) are called out for malaprops

— Right off the bat, this premise feels sort of flat, but Bill is in fine form here as this character. (Someone who has insane, angry outbursts—surprising, right?) Kate in these types of roles, I can always take it or leave it, but Bill’s chemistry with her is making it more palatable; they’re a good duo.
— Minor gaffe with Ego saying she was pronouncing “Dua Lipa” wrong, but with her correct pronunciation also not being right (“leepa,” not “lippa”). I wouldn’t normally point something that pedantic out but I mean, it is the premise of this sketch.
— Kenan is funny as the neighbor trying to tell people not to correct Bill and Kate.
— Bill is going at this now with full, psychotic energy, and he’s selling this thing hard. (“Things get REPEATED! Our brains get CONFUSED!”) Kate’s fury, meanwhile, feels a bit too self-aware and campy to be fully working, but it’s not to the detriment of the scene so much as her commitment could help sell it further. Imagine how much better this would be with Cecily in her role…
STARS: ***½

THE BLITZ
sports teasing is sour in wake of police shooting of Black man

— Goddamn, the turn this sketch takes up top with Bill having to painfully swallow up his gleeful antagonism for a sports bet he made with Kenan since Kenan didn’t even watch the game, because he was too distraught by news of the fatal shooting of a black man… that’s one of the most brutal turns I can think of an SNL sketch taking. It’s wisely not played for laughs, giving Bill’s character a moment to realize how deep of a mistake he’s made.
— And so, the game of the sketch begins, with Bill having to painfully step back everything that he’s said, and everything that he’s scheduled to happen, because of how flagrantly tone-deaf it’s become. It’s absolute gold, and Bill, once again, is perfectly-cast here, selling his exasperation with aplomb.
— A great beat where Bill feebly attempts to dissuade the steak Pete’s delivered to him. Mikey as another waiter, presenting Kenan with a giant baby bottle, is even better.
— Pete seems rather awkwardly cast in this role. It’s a bit of a nothing role, but he’s coming across as a touch unnatural.
— Another way that this feels perfectly written for Bill as a host is how it tasks him with wandering through the most deadly of laser beams, all of which end up being to his own undoing. The switch where he awkwardly tries to prevent the steak from simply being thrown out and wasted since it’s already there is the sort of moment that few other hosts would be able to pull off as effectively.
— Love Bill’s response when he’s put on the spot for not “remembering” the name of the shooting victim: “God, you know… there’s so many guys to name—and that’s the problem!”
— The ending with Bill immediately calling Kenan out for squelching on the bill is a great way to reset the sketch before it gets too lost in the deep shit it’s stepped into. This is such a strong, underrated sketch, daring in a way that I feel like SNL so rarely is these days (and especially this season) in its satirical approach to contemporary issues. I gotta really award it for that.
STARS: *****

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
(BEB)’s political viral video try is poorly received; Jason Momoa cameo

— Beck is always good at playing holier-than-thou millennial airheads. 
— Geez, going right into this from “The Blitz.” SNL really doubling down on the cringe comedy this episode.
— This sketch is directly following the same format as the “Pepsi Commercial Shoot” sketch from Louis C.K.’s S42 episode. I’m usually pretty skeptical of sketches rehashing ideas like this, though I feel like it’s fair enough game here, and I kind of like extending that idea over to something which feels a bit less topical.
— This is essentially a one-joke premise, but Beck is selling it very well, and I like all of the different beats from the people he interacts with who verblessly crush the glimmer in his eyes and express how abhorrent his video was.
— Random Jason Momoa cameo, but it escalates the sketch to a necessary conclusion, with Beck taking his angry video call as a sign that he’s becoming famous.
STARS: ****

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Don’t Hurt Yourself”, Ball & Biscuit”, and “Jesus Is Coming Soon”

Matt: Jack White returns to 8H as an emergency back-up musical guest, in light of the scheduled musical guest, Morgan Wallen, being forced to cancel due to not obeying COVID protocols. It’s one of the greatest examples of a crisis averted that I can think of—on only a few day’s notice, White flew to New York, assembled this medley (featuring altered, topical lyrics), and absolutely fucking killed it. Two of my favorite performances in the show’s history.
Blue: Wow, Jack White is out there with only a drummer and a bassist to back him up. That’s a gutsy move (though he probably couldn’t get any other musicians down there on such a short notice). I’m ready to hear them make some noise.
— Very intrigued by drummer Daru Jones’ unconventional setup. And judging from the comments on the video I’m watching, so are a lot of people.
— Loving those clean, tasty guitar riffs at the beginning.
— Oh, I like the effect the engineer put on Jack’s vocal mic. Reminds me of the three-mic setup he used in his S44 performance.
— I’m having a lot of fun watching Daru play– probably not as much as he’s having, though!
— After a few bars of “Don’t Hurt Yourself,” we’re treated to a sizzling transition into “Ball and Biscuit,” sounding much rawer than the White Stripes’ studio recording.
— The interplay between Jack and Daru is fascinating to watch.
— Jack’s guitar is starting to drown out his vocals, but the guitar sounds so good that I couldn’t care less.
— That first solo……. Excuse me, I need a moment to pick my jaw up from the floor.
— “The great disease was mighty, and people were sick everywhere.” Topical lyrics indeed…
— Great dynamic contrast between the first and second times that Jack sings “Let’s have a ball and a biscuit.” 
— Jack’s second solo was less jaw-dropping than the first, but I can still practically smell the smoke coming off that guitar. Or is that my brain frying? That was sick. 
— Is it premature to give a five-star rating when I haven’t seen the second performance yet? Well, fuck it…
STARS: *****

WEEKEND UPDATE
Dr. Wayne Wenowdis (KAM) holds forth on pandemic-related epistemology

KAM explains that Dr. Wayne Wenowdis is a coping mechanism for hard times

Harry Potter tattoo-owning PED is unhappy with J.K. Rowling’s transphobia

— Che, regarding Trump recovering from COVID: “It kinda feels like when there’s a car crash, but the only survivor is the drunk driver.” Wonderfully mean.
— Usually Che walks away from these Updates with the most cutting material while Jost huffs about with the corniest stuff the writers could conjure, but Jost’s actually getting some really fun digs in here, I assume because the news story of Trump having coronavirus is a perfect happenstance for comedy writers. His comment likening how Trump didn’t learn a thing from the experience to someone smoking through the hole in their neck… so good.
— The debut of Kate’s character, Dr. Wenowdis. I recall enjoying it at the time, but I wonder how well it’ll play for me now.
— I will say, there is very limited enjoyment I’m getting out of this initial phase of Kate’s commentary, where she just keeps saying “We know dis” or derivative terms. Before the meta angle approaches, it’s ungodly convincing as a thin Kate vanity piece.
— To Kate’s credit, though, she is actually doing a great job of playing all of this off as a sincerely loose performance, which I think is part of why the twist worked so well for me the first time. It felt legitimately unexpected, earned, and organic, even though it’s obviously written into the piece. (“Are you okay?” “…I’m obviously not.”) So in a way—and this feels odd to say—I don’t think anyone could’ve sold this correspondent piece better than Kate does.
— Overall, I didn’t enjoy this as much as I did the first time, which is perhaps unsurprising with the element of surprise gone, but I’ll give it some credit for trying something different and offering Kate a chance at a more conceptual and involved performance.
— Heh, I love how Che always ends up getting the bestiality jokes.
— Pete’s commentary on J.K. Rowling isn’t particularly remarkable. He’s in fine form as always doing his stand-up at the desk, but there’s not any particularly tactful argument being made, and his jokes feel pretty standard for the subject matter.
— Okay, I did really like Pete describing the core difference between him and Dobby the House Elf: “I’m a real person, and he gets his films released in theaters.”
— Similarly, the comment from Pete about how Rowling’s use of goblins as the creatures who control banks in Hogwarts is anti-Semitic feels like a pretty tired observation—there’s so much shit in these books—but Pete’s digression about how he could make those comments because he’s half-goblin is great.
STARS: ***½

DON PAULY
after 20 years behind bars, mob boss (host) lacks modern sensibilities

— This sketch was cut from Adam Sandler’s S44 episode. I can see why it would find a second home in this episode considering the host and the sort of subject matter this night’s been tackling.
— I can’t tell if I like this premise or not; I think there’s something to the idea of a mafia boss having to be caught up to speed with what is now politically-correct, but it also feels like it risks being hacky. And either way, a large part of the humor comes from the lack of sensitivity to Bill’s words, which is something that just doesn’t feel super fresh by this point in the night. 
— I do like the beat about how nobody knows who Jamie Kennedy is anymore (a joke perhaps enhanced by knowing just how much questionable stuff Jamie Kennedy used to do).
— I’ll at least flag Alex playing a non-binary character as unique, because as a non-binary person it feels interesting to see that concept be recognized on SNL. It still feels like these “modern ideas” are being couched as jokes in a vaguely uncomfortable way, though.
— Punkie gets her first notable role in this sketch as a black mobster. She’s alright, though as with some of her work this season, it’s hard to tell if the writing doesn’t do much for her or if she simply isn’t landing the jokes as well as she could.
— A sudden and random-feeling ending with Punkie shooting Kyle per Bill’s instruction.
STARS: **½

SAMUEL ADAMS JACK-O-PUMPKIN ALE
real Bostonians like coarse (host) appraise Samuel Adams pumpkin ale


— A sequel to the great “Dunkin’ Donuts” sketch from Casey Affleck’s S42 episode.
— I do take issue in how much this obeys the template of the first one, what with how the situation intensifies and the inclusion of Mikey as the same character, but Bill is making this sketch his own. It’s a testament to how much of a force of nature he is, and it’s helping the sketch strike enough of a different tone.
— The second beat, where Bill goes from immediately spitting the beer out to downing an entire glass and then saying “I don’t like that.” is strong, as is Heidi’s concerned side-eye.
— Hi, Lauren Holt! Bye, Lauren Holt!
— Fun detail that Bill’s character has a cast on his left arm with crudely-censored drawings on it.
— There’s also a decent change in the dynamic between Mikey and the host’s characters, going from a friend in the Casey installment to an argumentative son in this one. Again, the beats are playing out similarly, but the dialogue feels equally strong… so it’s just kind of unfortunate that this one has to be derivative. Still, I can’t deduct too many points.
STARS: ****

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Lazaretto”

Blue: I love Jack’s blue plaid suit, it certainly flatters him. And it matches with his guitar!
— Once again, Jack’s guitar is overpowering his vocals. I care a little more about it this time because I’m finding his rhythmic delivery to be more interesting than the guitar’s main riff.
— Jack’s delivery is sounding more and more like rapping as he goes along. There are a lot of little things to love about his performance– the way his voice goes up at the end of “lazarettO,” the rhythmic, conversational way he sings “making models of people I used to know,” his faint, smothered laughter on the line “out of coffee and cotton…”
— Love the earsplitting shriek that kicks off Jack’s first solo. 
— Now Jack’s hit a pedal to bring some welcome distortion into the solo.
— I’m not too sure about the dissonance that marks the transition into the next part of the song. Feel like there was a better way to transition it.
— Darus is totally captivating to watch, now standing up and smashing the cymbals as if his life depends on it.
— I feel like the ending could have been less abrupt. I wanted a little more from it. 
— Wow! That’s all I can say. Jack and his band crushed it!
STARS: *****

IN MEMORIAM
a clip of Eddie Van Halen performing on SNL marks his passing

— SNL honors the passing of Eddie Van Halen earlier in the week by showing a brief clip from his performance of “Stompin’ 8H” from the S12 Valerie Bertinelli episode. It’s a nice bit of happenstance that Jack White would be the musical guest here, and he pays tribute with a Van Halen-inspired guitar solo in “Lazaretto.” Bill wears a Van Halen shirt during the goodnights and announces, “Rest in peace!”

GOODNIGHTS


CUT FOR TIME: GOSPEL PLAY PROMO
production of “God, God, Don’t Let Whitey Take The House” is a real by-the-numbers gospel play 

— North Carolina! Always like seeing the homestate get a shout-out whenever it’s not because of something bad.
— The production value in this sketch is great; it feels rare to see SNL spoofing this sort of live play production. The performances are also very on-point. Unfortunately, I can’t say I’m connecting a ton to it, simply because I lack awareness of the sort of thing that the sketch is parodying and it lacks obvious punchlines.
— I liked the scene between Bill and Chris. I’m starting to get keyed more into the joke of this sketch and the sort of tropes it’s exploiting even if I can’t say I love it as a whole.
— Random inclusion of Pete playing a role in this sketch as himself, playing a Jon B.-esque role. Was that added because the writers weren’t confident that this one would get a ton of laughs with its pastiche work? Because honestly… fair.
— I feel like I’m simply not the right audience for this sketch, because I can tell it’s doing a damned good job of what it’s making fun of, but I can’t for the life of me claim I know anything about that specific genre of content. Kudos to SNL, though, for writing a piece like this that really plays for black audiences, a nice and rare sort of opportunity that comes with how many black cast members are currently in the cast.
STARS: ***

IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— A strong episode. Bill Burr was a natural host, and the show wrote to his voice incredibly well, even if I wish that he got more chances to participate in this episode. (A lot of the episodes early in this season feel skimpy on material, especially as a byproduct of the long cold opens and stand-up monologues.) While I don’t frequently account for the musical guest as part of an episode’s quality, I have to shout out Jack White here, who compliments the energy Bill brings to this episode perfectly.

MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
The Blitz
Samuel Adams Jack-O-Pumpkin Ale
Enough is Enough
Monologue
Noon Normal
Weekend Update
(CFT: Gospel Play)
Don Pauly
Vice Presidential Debate

TOMORROW
John tackles Issa Rae’s episode

May 9, 2020 – Kristen Wiig / Boyz II Men (At Home III) (S45 E18)

by Matt

VIRTUAL GRADUATION
Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) resides over KAM’s virtual graduation ceremony


— Hooray, it’s my last time having to cover Trumpwin! Also: goddammit, I have to cover Trumpwin one more time! (To those feeling bittersweet about the occasion, rest assured that my next episode for this project features Jim Carrey’s Joe Biden, so I’ll never be truly free of my suffering.)
— Interesting to see a few writers filling out extra roles on the fake Zoom call. I can’t recognize all of them but I see Will Stephen (“Meg”), Gary Richardson (“Oz”), Alison Gates (“Charley”), and Sudi Green (“Chai”) in the mix.
— The idea that Donald Trump would be free to deliver a commencement address for a completely random high school is quite contrived. The way the sketch was going before he showed up was fine—how come we can’t just get a nice, observational ensemble piece (like, say, the graduation pretape from Schumer’s S43 ep) instead?
— Kate is actually delivering some decent deadpan lines here, which feels rare of her in this era. Maybe it’s assisted by the fact that this is pre-taped so she can’t just break her way through the material. Whatever the reason, her delivery of “Crystal, don’t make me key your car again” to Heidi’s pro-Trump student got me.
— All of the cast members’ makeshift graduation caps are really cute. I especially like Melissa’s cardboard cap with a tie hanging off the side.
— LOL, I love ya Kenan, but I cannot buy you as a high schooler. Not with that salt and pepper beard, my friend.
— Trump taking a big swig of Clorox… I’m no fan of the guy but that feels pretty cheap even for SNL’s political satire standards.
— This one was pretty par for the course in terms of being low-reaching and toothless, but I respect the slimness (it clocks in at under five minutes) and found some charm in the DIY nature of it all. I wonder how that’ll affect my scores as the night goes on.
STARS: **

MONOLOGUE
KIW celebrates her mother and sings a childhood lullaby

— Really enjoyed the jazzy, colorful montage at the start of this.
— I feel like I have to mention Kristen flashing the camera, even if I don’t know what exactly to do with that.
— Kristen’s material here isn’t the greatest, but there’s a nice sincerity to how she talks about her mother that elevates it, as well as the flashes of Kristen’s great deadpan instincts.
— Could’ve done without Kristen’s musical number at the end, though I get the need to end this monologue with a burst of energy.
STARS: **½

ITALIAN VACATION
obnoxious HEG & MAS revel in their Italian fantasia to their disinterested pals

— Martin Short! I could afford not to see this sketch again, which I think was lucky to have a second installment that got over (if not solely because of some good ol’ fashioned breaking), though I’ll give some credit to the fact that Martin seems like the right person to embody this sort of character. Maybe it’ll work out alright.
— There’s a decent center to this sketch’s return, with Martin and Heidi’s dim, high-society wannabes going on vacation to Italy in the middle of quarantine, but it feels like a step back from both Cooba and Nawlins for me.
— Honestly, I would’ve really liked to see a version of this sketch performed live. There’s a very clear, solid rapport between Martin and Heidi, even remotely, and I imagine them being able to truly play off of each other would enhance this significantly.
— Martin Short, as usual, finds a way to make his insane facial expressions and physical acting feel deeply inhibited.
— Not a lot of laughs in this sketch—I feel like it didn’t compensate enough for the lack of audience response. With that being said, I thought the character work was strong enough to make it decently interesting. Strange choice of lead-off sketch, though.
STARS: ***

LET KIDS DRINK
SNL cast & (Josh Gad) plead for underaged alcohol consumption

— Solid premise to this song. I also really like that this is such a big ensemble piece, which is giving off some grandiose “We Are the World” vibes.
— Chris is providing amusing ad-libs throughout this.
— Loved how everyone sings that their idea was okayed by child services, only for “CHILD SERVICES COULD NOT BE REACHED FOR COMMENT” to briefly appear on the screen right afterwards.
— “Let kids drink! / It’s not like they can drive!”
— Good escalation with the song breaking out into a chorus of children pleading to drink.
— The Josh Gad bit is a bit shoe-horned in, but I’m also pretty amused that either Disney would okay this sort of thing, or that Josh Gad would willingly put himself in the line of fire to participate in an SNL sketch for eight seconds.
— Another short but cute bit with Pete begging his mom to let him drink. The looseness of this idea is actually sort of playing to its benefit in allowing the song to perpetually evolve in weirder and weirder ways.
— Hahaha, the overly-sentimental ending shots of kids drinking and clinking glasses was a great touch.
STARS: ****

MASTERCLASS: QUARANTINE EDITION
Phoebe-Waller Bridge & Britney Spears (CHF) join John Mulaney (MEV), teach esoteric lifestyle classes

— I didn’t like the first installment of this sketch at all but I recall this one being far more enjoyable.
— Chloe’s Phoebe Waller-Bridge is probably one of the most spot-on impressions that I’ve seen her do on the show. There’s not very much to the writing, but everything about how she inhibits Phoebe—all the eye and eyebrow work, the cheeky expressions—is laser-sharp. (I say all of this, too, as someone who can be pretty skeptical of Chloe’s character work.)
— Glad to see Melissa getting involved in this sketch; felt strange that she would be shut out of the last one. Her Mulaney impression here, while far from the most pitch-perfect in her oeuvre, is a lot of fun and pretty on-the-mark with capturing Mulaney’s vocal cadence.
— For some reason, Melissa-as-Mulaney’s weird, dissociated side-wave is a visual that’s stuck with me from this sketch.
— I feel sort of guilty laughing at parts of Chloe’s Britney Spears impression (“Oops, I burned my gym down~”). Especially in light of Britney finally being freed of her conservatorship, a lot of these jokes feel like they fall into that exploitative “look at this trainwreck!” camp that she was put at the mercy of during the trashiest parts of the aughts. Chloe does a good job at nailing the voice and imitating her bizarre Instagram videos, but it really borders on punching down and is making me a bit unsure of how to react.
STARS: ***½

ZOOM CHURCH
pastor (KET)’s Zoom church service is disrupted by his uncooperative virtual audience

— Kenan is doing a good job of presiding over this sketch, though it is ultimately the kind of role that he’s born to play: the irritable guy dealing with strangely inept people.
— I like the detail of how every time we cut back to the Zoom audience, there are even more people signed in.
— Decent out with Kenan successfully muting the entire service, but preventing anyone from being able to hear the ensuing choir performance.
— I have very few specific comments to make about this. I like the observational nature of it, as with a lot of these At Home pieces, but it’s just fine.
STARS: ***

DANNY TREJO RAP
PED celebrates the life and accomplishments of Danny Trejo (real)

— “JP ON DA TRACK!” Oh thank God, I love that guy!
— This little animated dancing Danny Trejo guy is the stuff of nightmares.
— Look, I think Danny Trejo is cool, and I think we all do. But did he need one of Pete’s substanceless hero worship raps? I don’t think so. All this does is threaten to retrospectively taint my guilty enjoyment of “Tucci Gang.”
— Now Pete’s just listing off Trejo’s roles off of IMDb. Interesting to see his creative process at work.
— “I got my own tacos / That’s right, my own tacos / They called Trejo’s Tacos / That’s right, Trejo’s Tacos.” That was written.
— Chris delivers a feature on this rap that seems tentatively attached to the Danny Trejo concept, but hey, he has far better flow than Pete.
— Nice to see Danny Trejo cameo at the end at least, even if he feels sort of unsure of how to feel about the sketch, too. Glad he could advertise his new donut shop.
STARS: *

BOUNCY WAVES WITH PJ CHARNY
(KRW)’s class on hair care is as unruly as her ‘do

— Ah, we’re finally getting Kristen more in the mix this episode. Kinda surprised we haven’t seen her woven into anything before this, let alone after.
— The fact that the entire conceit of this sketch is just Kristen’s hair bobbing up and down over the camera is super thin, and I feel like a dumb child in that it’s kind of working for me.
— Kenan doing his flamboyant, sassy Southerner voice serves as additional confirmation that this is very clearly a James Anderson sketch.
— Cecily is offering pretty fun support, and I like how Kristen’s character has randomly turned on her. 
— Yeah, this isn’t really a sketch I can defend but it got over for me. The lack of dead air helped it a lot.
STARS: ***

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
MIC introduces musical guest

musical guest performs “A Song for Mama” over photos of SNL mothers

— Matt: A classy musical guest introduction from Che.
— Aww, the pictures of the SNL cast and their moms are a really sweet touch.
— Blue: An unexpected pick for musical guest, but given the significance of the song they’re performing, a welcome one.
— Over the course of the pandemic, I became such a sucker for remote recordings of bands playing their individual parts to a song, then stitched together into one video. Seeing the different members of Boyz II Men each adding their own parts to the track is therefore really fascinating to me.
— Beautiful vocals from Shawn Stockman.
— Incredible harmonizing—whoever mixed this track clearly deserves to be recognized.
— Photos of various cast members with their mothers appear onscreen during the chorus. Very heartwarming.
— Love Wanya Morris cutting loose with the soulful vocals.
— A pretty cheesy song, lyrically-speaking, but it was a sweet Mother’s Day tribute, and the Boyz have still got it.
STARS: ****

WEEKEND UPDATE
TIF discusses motherhood under quarantine

bleach-drunk Jeanine Pirro (CES) stumbles through her wardrobe

— Not super excited about this segment, to be honest. While Weekend Update tends to be one of the most uniformly strong part of this era, I’ve always found these At Home iterations very awkward and hollow.
— Geez, Colin looks, uh, well-lit. Don’t like that little peek of the Jost chest hair too much.
— Che: “Look, obviously this pandemic has been tough for everybody. I lost my grandmother. Colin, you lost J. Crew…”
— Michael is doing a good job with this, probably because he’s a natural stand-up and his material is far more poignant. Colin’s parts of this Update, on the other hand, feel akin to watching one of those YouTube videos where they siphon the laugh track out of The Big Bang Theory. So much of their success as a duo is how well they play off of each other, and virtually none of it is on display here. Hell, there’s awkward moments where Colin is clearly about to react to one of Che’s rants, and then it randomly cuts to Colin stiffly delivering a different news story.
— Always pretty nice to see Tina Fey giving a commentary at the Update desk. (I look forward to this claim being contested by my fellow review buddies!)
— I haven’t found a ton to specifically point out within Tina’s piece, but she’s in fine form here and seems well-adapted to this At Home format. 
— The part with Tina posing as if a picture of Andrew Cuomo is holding her hasn’t aged particularly well, but I do really like her line, “You can hit his nipple ring like a rattle.”
— Good back and forth as Tina gets Che to repeat her motherly affirmations.
— Che reads the joke that whatever mega-rich guy who won the charity auction mentioned last episode wrote, and guess what? It SUCKS! Colin and Che seem very aware of that as well, and at least had the smart thinking to feed Colin a properly offensive joke to end the segment on.
— WOAH, very random quality shift on Colin’s lighting for the Jeanine Pirro bit. I guess these were shot apart, which isn’t too surprising.
— Makes sense that they’d bring Cecily’s Jeanine Pirro back for this Update considering she’s always a great note to go out on, but I have a feeling this one won’t work particularly well considering she can’t fuck with Colin as usual.
— This segment is at least taking advantage of being pre-recorded by having Cecily get into progressively weirder outfits, but I can’t say that’s as strong of a gag as she usually gets.
— Alright, Colin at least gets some water thrown at him (courtesy of an off-screen Scarjo I’m assuming), but it feels about as haltingly-executed as you’d expect.
— I feel bad for being so hard on Update, because they really were trying for these three episodes, but it just doesn’t work with the At Home format.
STARS: **

WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE
What’s Wrong With This Picture- mothers (AIB) (EGN) (MEV) struggle to define visual caveats

— I forgot they did an iteration of this for the At Home episodes. I’m not the most jazzed to see it but it should work with the current format pretty well.
— Melissa: “I’m actually not a mother, I’m a grandmother.” Kenan: “Well how does that work?”
— Aidy, regarding what’s wrong with a picture of a woman staring into a mirror: “The glory hole is too high, now she knows it’s the neighbor.”
— Melissa regarding the same picture: “She tied the noose too big and now she’s gotta start over!”
— The usual fun one-liners in this sketch, but it’s missing the extra oomph you get from audience response.
STARS: ***

ELEANOR’S HOUSE
AIB’s imaginary house party becomes host to some unfavorable guests (KYM) (HEG)

— I like the aesthetic of this piece, and Aidy is a really good anchor for these sort of seemingly-cheery vibes. 
— Hahaha, a fantastic reveal of Kyle’s disturbing, middle-aged Richard Carson character being awkwardly invited to her party. For some reason, how short he is really cracks me up.
— And now Kyle’s equally-creepy, photorealistic girlfriend (played by Heidi) and a bunch of other weirdos are taking over the house party—I dig it.
— A strange (and vaguely insulting?) choice to have the weirdo that Pete’s playing just… look like Pete compared to how the others’ characters are caricatured.
— The random shots of Bowen’s cartoon dog character being fully unaware of how unnerving the other party guests are to us—just kinda happily bobbing around n’ shit—is a good, subtle touch.
— A great, distressing ending with a bunch of cops coming in, tasing Kyle’s character, and telling Aidy to get her life together.
— I’ve always really enjoyed this sketch. It’s such a weird one that it feels almost un-SNL, but I’d consider it one a strong example of the sort of boldness that would occasionally come out of these At Home episodes (alongside, say, “Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles” and Melissa’s piece from last episode)—something I wish that the show would make more of an effort to integrate when it returned to 8H. This is also one of my favorite uses of Aidy by this point in her tenure; she’s great at playing very emotionally-insecure characters, and putting that into a context as specific and creepy as this enabled it to be a huge win for me.
— Sidenote: YouTube had the comments on the official upload of this sketch disabled for the longest time because they seemed to accidentally think this was an actual kid’s video, which is fucking hilarious. Those poor kids who found this sketch by accident… 
STARS: ****½

DAD PRANKS
Brandon tortures his corny-ass bitch dad (MID)

— Ooh, here’s my favorite Mikey sketch from these At Home episodes.
— SNL seems to alternate between either getting how Internet culture works perfectly, or not getting it at all. This is probably the best example of how right they can get it—the editing in this is absolutely perfect.
— I think it speaks to how awesome of a dad Mikey is that he finds ways to get his son involved in the show occasionally. (He also popped up at the end of the “War in Words” sketch from the Phoebe Waller-Bridge episode earlier this season.) This is definitely his most prominent role (thus far), and the kid’s inherited some pretty decent comedic timing.
— I really like the stupid, evil Gigi Hadid prank, and how much Mikey’s kid whips him around over it. (“Why do you hate Gigi Hadid?” “Brandon, I don’t hate Gigi Hadid, I wish her the best.” “…Why do you hate women?” “I don’t hate women!”)
— The jumpscares bit feels like a big step back for this sketch, which has already evolved into being about Brandon’s cruel, psychological torture of Mikey. It at least feels authentic to this sort of video content, though.
— The final escalation with Brandon changing Mikey’s Zoom background to a picture of his boss’ teenaged daughter, though, is fuckin’ perfect. The cherry on the sundae is Kenan yelling at Mikey when he gestures towards the picture in an accidentally-inappropriate way (“Don’t TOUCH her!”).
STARS: ****

LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER
Lighthouse keeper KAM offers isolation tips

— Oh boy, now it’s Kate’s turn to ham it up for two minutes.
— I see that Kate plays all male roles the same, regardless of if they’re politicians.
— Interesting to hear the exact same royalty-free sea shanty music that SpongeBob uses regularly. Not to draw unfair comparisons, but… it’s not like there’s much going on here.
— This sketch is way too reliant on Kate being silly, which is something that just cannot do anything for me these days. It feels way too indulgent, and there’s not even any good bits of writing to take the edge off.
— Apparently this was a loose parody of Willem Dafoe’s character from The Lighthouse, though that somehow makes this worse.
STARS: *

IN MEMORIAM
a photo of Little Richard marks his passing

— Why is this appearing right after that sketch?? I mean rest in peace Little Richard, but…

BEER MONEY
KYM, KYM, & KYM go on a quest to cure his broken heart and find treasure

— Feels really odd to see Kyle doing such different character voices. The voice he’s putting on for “Ben,” especially, is one that I’ve never heard him use on the show before.
— The very poor split-screen editing here is providing some laughs.
— A funny, random moment where Kyle appears as a brand-new character who, when questioned about his sudden appearance, runs away immediately.
— Another great little bit with Kyle nonchalantly walking into a bank and ostensibly, through a shoddy voice-over, robbing them. (“Hey gimme all your money.” “No prahblem!”) I also like that he only stole $20.
— As this sketch is progressing, it feels almost too formless for me to get a decent read on it. A lot of the weird and off-beat moments are getting laughs from me, but the fact that I can’t really figure out any throughline makes it feel very discombobulated.
— Yeah, I mean… I liked this enough, but it’s probably one of Kyle’s weaker contributions to the show.
STARS: ***

DREAMS

— YES! This is the sketch that cemented my decision to cover this final At Home episode, even if it’s probably thought of as the lesser of the three. (Whether or not I agree with that claim is up for debate.)
— A brilliant little idea for an ensemble sketch to arise out of these circumstances, going through what every member of the cast dreams about doing in the city through miniature vignettes. The choice for it to have it suddenly burst into color after starting in black-and-white is making it feel extra special, as well as Clair De Lune playing in the background—always classy, as long as it isn’t trashy.
— Ironic that there’s a little footage from “Sad Mouse” in here considering it has similarly sentimental vibes.
— Love the little reveal of Alex gleefully throwing breadcrumbs at a horde of rats. Poor guy hasn’t gotten a lot to do in these At Home specials, or indeed, SNL in general, but he’s great for little moments like these.
— In her dream, Cecily’s attending the grand premiere of “Sonic the Hedgehog: The Musical,” another solid bit of stupidity. I recall there being a bit of minor controversy over the fact that the Sonic artwork used here was actually uncredited fan-art. The artist took it in pretty good spirit, at least, though he’s right that it’s kind of shitty to do on their part. I’ll assume negligence.
— There’s a few bits where the cast is superimposed next to a celebrity in some bizarre situation (Pete with Giuliani at a baseball game, Heidi sitting courtside with Jeff Goldblum), but my absolute favorites are Kenan giving Tootsie a thumbs-up, and Ego’s uncomfortable revelation that she’s sitting next to Woody Allen.
— I like Beck’s little gasp when he realizes that he’s on a Carnival cruise.
— This final part of the pretape gets me really misty-eyed. Colin and Che having a nice moment on the Rockefeller ice rink; Kate playing piano on top of the front entrance of 30 Rock and waving; Cecily seeing her castmates across the street fade away. You can really feel the well of emotions that everyone at SNL must’ve been feeling—the pain that they were separated and couldn’t be with each other, but the tightness of their bond. A lot of people looked at this sketch as a means of speculating if anyone was leaving at the end of the season, myself included—maybe Cecily, since she’s the center of the sketch? Maybe Kate, because of her wave goodbye?—but the fact that no such speculation came to pass doesn’t make this sketch feel any less visceral. Hell, even if I wasn’t happy to see everyone return in the fall and then some, watching this sketch again after so long… I really do get it.
— God, what a way to close out the season. It feels rare for a season’s final sketch to be truly solid, let alone so deeply poignant and meaningful. This one’s perfect.
STARS: *****

GOODNIGHTS

— I’ve always found the goodnights rolling over the photo of an empty Studio 8H to be a bit haunting, so I like these credits rolling over footage of Kristen tossing and turning in bed quite a bit in comparison.

CUT FOR TIME: MESSAGE TO THE GIRLS

— I’m assuming this is another Anna Drezen/Alison Gates piece considering the Kate & Aidy pairing. While I’ve found those to be increasingly running out of steam, I recall enjoying this one a lot when it came out.
— Not usually a huge fan of these two doing gender-swaps, but I do like this premise of them playing teenaged boy altar-egos.
— Kate’s mic is pretty iffy throughout this sketch. Her audio quality fluctuates between good and “talking into an empty trash can,” but I have to let it slide a bit.
— A cheap joke, but I like how Kate calls COVID “the Cordoba virus” (with a picture of the Qdoba logo on-screen, to boot). 
— This premise of “Kurt” and “Aiden” running down how prom would’ve gone if it happened this year is a solid chance to run through some fun, very specific observational comedy.
— The editing throughout this is also helping to sell all of the bits and keep things moving along swiftly.
— Funny, quick bit with Aidy’s awkward conversation with his limo driver.
— Hahaha, Kate was on the prom committee that helped come up with the prom’s theme: WWII.
— Some good physical comedy from Kate and Aidy with their awful, graceless dancing.
— Kate: “When it’s time to kiss I will become distant and sweaty, like a first-time bank robber.” Aidy: “I will have so many Altoids throughout the night, you will feel my breath in your eyes.”
— Your mileage might vary with this sketch. Some might dismiss it as more Kate and Aidy nonsense, which is valid; I think it’s one of their stronger, more inspired team-ups.
STARS: ****

CUT FOR TIME: THE LAST DANCE
Bulls fanatic Kim Jong-Un (BOY) weighs in on The Last Dance

— Yeahhh, I love Bowen but I’m thoroughly unsold by the comedic thrust of this piece just being interviews from The Last Dance with Kim Jong-Un randomly woven in.
— I feel like Chloe is trying too hard with this random impression. It’s kind of distracting.
— I got a mild laugh from Chris saying Jerry Kraus used to be “a little fat kid.”
— Wow, this sketch really just… ends. And with not a solid hook to be found…
STARS: *

CUT FOR TIME: MOMMING WITH DENISE

— Glad to see Ego getting a solo character showcase sketch. Her characterization of a mother beyond wit’s end is incredibly solid and well-realized, even if the material feels somewhat familiar.
— I got a big laugh out of the glittery “MOM WIN!” text appearing on-screen inappropriately after Ego confesses that she lies to her kids about being a nurse so that she can hide in the closet for two hours.
— “Last night my son asked me if he needs to wipe his penis after he pees. And I realized, I DON’T KNOW.”
— A short but sweet piece. All killer, no filler. You can tell how poised Ego is to become next season’s big breakout star.
STARS: ****

IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— It’s really hard to really compare the At Home episodes to a conventional SNL episode, given everything that was working against them in their creation. It’s a high-wire act, and the fact that it came together for three different outings—each one deeply-experimental and worthwhile—is a demonstration of how well-oiled a machine SNL is, even in the toughest of times. I’ve also always thought of them as sort of a sink-or-swim trial for the cast, demonstrating how well they can adapt to the circumstances and create solo, sometimes deeply-personal pieces; it’s an even greater reflection of the cast that every single one of them has their moments across these episodes, even if some have more than others.
— I feel like this third At Home episode is dismissed a bit more than the first two. The debut is the most sloppy by far, but that can be excused pretty readily—it was their first shot at something that they’ve never done before, and its daring nature makes up for the bouts of weakness. The second outing, meanwhile, is the most solid as a whole. That leaves this third one somewhere in the middle, but I feel like it’s got quite a bit to brag about in its own right, featuring a nice blend of sharp character work, absurd premises, and the very affecting “Dreams” sketch to close out the season. A complicated episode for sure, but a winner.

MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
Dreams
Eleanor’s House
Dad Pranks
Let Kids Drink
(CFT: Momming with Denise)
(CFT: Message to the Girls)
Masterclass: Quarantine Edition
Italian Vacation
Beer Money
Zoom Church
What’s Wrong With This Picture
Bouncy Waves with PJ Charnt
Monologue
Weekend Update
Virtual Graduation
(CFT: The Last Dance)
Danny Trejo Rap
Lighthouse Keeper

COMING SOON
We’re taking a little detour with our usual coverage! John will take a look at the cluster of Cut-for-Time At Home sketches that came out between S45 and S46.

February 1, 2020 – J. J. Watt / Luke Combs (S45 E12)

by Matt

THE TRIAL YOU WISH HAD HAPPENED
Judge Mathis (KET) rules in wished-for Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) trial

— Quite a bold fuckin’ title from SNL. I hesitate to call this preferable.
— I feel like this premise could be far better executed than it’s currently being played out, if not by this era. We have so much room to change variables around; we could construct some absurdist nonsense and just relish in those sorts of details! Instead, SNL’s doubling down on its usual brand of un-fun, dubiously-“satirical” nonsense, and it makes the baseline assumption that swapping out unremarkable variables has the power to create a remarkable difference. It doesn’t.
— It feels really weird to see Cecily participating in the show’s gender-swapping political impression parade, having a turn as John Bolton. It’s also somehow the most incomprehensible impression yet.
— Kenan, as Judge Matthis: “C’mon, don’t leave me on read, gimme some of that hot tea!” Ick. You’re not as young as you think you are, SNL.
— Pete comes in as Hunter Biden on a hoverboard, puffing a fat cloud. He’s adding a bit of energy to this cold open, but it’s still nothing special.
— Trumpwin (ugh) makes his entrance on a walker which, via some over-explanation, serves as a reference to Weinstein. Please, don’t make me talk about these cold opens anymore.
— Kyle makes a random walk-on as My Cousin Vinny, which I laughed at if only because of the boldness of SNL to wear its desperation for crowd response on its sleeve so clearly. Fresh reference, you guys!
— Beck’s Mitch has now broken into song, proving this cold open to be an amalgamation of disparate concepts that I’d like to define as “drug-fueled,” but that would also suggest that any of it’s been that fun.
STARS: *

MONOLOGUE
on Super Bowl Eve, host talks about growing up in a football family

— J.J. Watt sure is a giant man.
— These sports-centric jokes are a bit slight and cliched, but J.J.’s proving himself to be just charismatic enough for it to go off without a hitch. 
— I kind of like the joke of J.J.’s father being “Cletus, the Fox Sports robot.” I also liked the story of how his mother took care of him and his siblings growing up by throwing their SNES into the basement, blasting Metallica, and making them fight for it. (“That’s not a joke, guys.”)
— Another funny bit on how J.J. would most definitely drop this SNL hosting gig to be in the Superbowl.
STARS: **½

FROZEN II
Elsa (KAM) is gay & Kristoff (host) is woke in Frozen II deleted scenes

— I haven’t seen Frozen or its sequel, but I have seen this sketch before, so I don’t think I’m at the biggest loss.
— I like the set. Feels very atmospheric.
— Right off the bat, Kate-as-Elsa makes repeated, off-hand comments about being gay; in light of the sort of conversation around that time of the character’s sexuality, it feels like this casting has sort of written itself.
— Casting J.J. as Kristoff feels like another instance of, “This is too good to be true, we have to do this.” And I’ll give it to SNL—J.J. looks goofy as hell in that costume.
— All of Beck’s voiceover portions of this feel very unnecessary in how they’re calling attention to how weird the “deleted scenes” are.
— Alright, I do like the bit making fun of Frozen being “too white” with Kenan as a member of the king’s guard in 1840s rural Norway.
— Kate giggling and calling out the plot of the movie as “really bad” has always stuck out to me as a rather lazy jab. This entire sketch has been struggling with all of its random, meta observations, but that line specifically sort of paints this whole sketch out as crudely-conceived and rather mindlessly written.
— Mikey’s appearance as Olaf, now featuring a carrot dick for some reason, feels like a very unneeded bit that manages to pull the focus of the sketch even further away.
STARS: **

ROBBIE
(CRR)- (host) doesn’t want untalented underdog on football field

— A fairly predictable twist to this Rudy-esque pretape, with J.J. breaking the sentimental tone of the short to point out that Chris “fucking sucks at football.”
— Although all of J.J.’s dialogue is littered with bleeped expletives, the real enjoyment I’m getting out of this one are all of Chris’ insecure, awkward reaction shots.
— Kenan’s addition is alright, but this sketch is hammering the same joke in too many times for it to keep registering.
— Ultimately, another middling sketch despite some decent performances.
STARS: **

SEX TALK
teen (KYM) cringes when parents (host) & (AIB) overshare their sex life

— Already off to a pretty fun start, with JJ’s father character making it abundantly clear that he’s giving Kyle the talk because he just walked in on his parents having sex.
— Another funny moment with Kyle pointing out to J.J. that it’s his birthday.
— J.J. is staring right at the cue cards, but he’s actually giving a surprisingly impassioned performance. He’s doing a lot to sell this sketch, which has otherwise been hitting the same sort of beats over and over again.
— Aidy appears as Kyle’s mother to further the raunchy sex talk, as an Aidy does. 
— J.J., on the topic of Aidy’s good good: “We are talking medical-grade pure water, son. That type that make a good man kill himself.” Aidy: “And a worse man kill everybody.”
— Come to think of it, like the cold open, this sketch is getting into a very slang-y crawlspace, though I think that’s working quite a bit better here.
— The reveal of Kyle’s character being bisexual is a strange touch, but I suppose not a bad one…? I at least like that his parents, in their sexual openness, are accepting of him and celebrating it, even if it’s not an overly-funny way for the sketch to extend itself.
STARS: ***

OLAY EYE BLACK
Oil Of BrOlay eye black has both athletic & esthetic applications

— SNL always enjoys doing these beauty product ads for macho men, and they always end up being about the same: meh. 
— Beck: “This isn’t gay, right?” J.J.: “It’s just gay enough.” I feel like this sketch is trying to comment somewhat on the notion of toxic masculinity, but it’s refusing to take a definitive stance, and instead just becomes “Haha, men using beauty products!” which feels hacky to me.
— I like some of the details in the sketch, like the products smelling like “Jack Daniels, gasoline, and matcha extract,” but the means of delivery just isn’t doing much.
— A funny bit with Alex ripping a nose strap off of his broken, bloodied nose and screaming in pain.
STARS: **

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Lovin’ On You”

Blue: I’m liking the fiery guitar opening. But man oh man, is it really necessary to have so many guitarists onstage?
— Luke’s got the type of voice that puts me off a lot of modern country music. I’ll try to power through for the sake of this review.
— I like how the second half of the chorus starts on a minor chord.
— I can’t stand when singers mime along to their guitarists’ solos. It always feels so attention-seeking. Funnily enough, this is the second country singer I’ve reviewed for this project who’s done that (Thomas Rhett being the first).
— The piano on the brief breakdown is pretty great.
— There’s definitely an audience for this. I’m not a part of that audience. But I did enjoy the instrumentation, at least, so I’ll give this performance an extra star. 
STARS: ***

WEEKEND UPDATE
Chen Biao puts a positive spin on China’s response to the coronavirus

Dr. Angie Hynes (EGN) highlights personal grudges for Black History Month

— Strange clip of Trump’s acquittal speech being a video of a guy break-dancing with Trump’s face poorly superimposed on it… this Update isn’t off to a blazing start.
— Che, on the acquittal: “What better way to start Black History Month than being failed by the justice system?”
— It feels very surreal to see the coronavirus referenced by the show pre-pandemic, as Che’s introduction to this Chen Biao segment is. I wonder how well the commentary itself has aged…
— Ah, this segment is pretty much just focused on how China was handling coronavirus rather than really pointing towards it becoming a global issue. 
— Solid bit from Chen Biao slamming American Airlines. The commentary as a whole hasn’t been doing as much for me as Chen’s first installment, but there’s still some fun to come out of Bowen’s cattiness.
— Ego gets her first Update piece as Dr. Angie Hynes.
— I love the initial reveal of what this segment is about, with Ego’s version of “Black history” being shots at former friends who are now history to her, but repeating that same joke over and over again is struggling to maintain that initial burst of energy. I feel bad that I don’t care more for this big role of hers.
— I got a mild laugh out of Ego calling Duane Reade “Black Walgreens.”
STARS: ***

PILOT HUNK
bachelorettes compete to impress burly aviator

— Feels weird to see the always-reliable, annual (until S46) Bachelor sketch turn up this late in the episode. There’s been some very strange sequencing with the running order in general.
— I’m not surprised that they’d save this premise for someone like J.J., who has some woodenness, considering these sketches almost always make their way into episodes with hosts the show isn’t fully comfortable with (Blake Shelton, Ronda Rousey, etc.). 
— J.J.’s impressively stiff, repeated delivery of “Haha, I love that.” to every off-putting thing the ladies say is a great little touch.
— Kate’s contestant: “I wrote you a letter. It’s a ‘T.’ I also know a couple others but I’m gonna play hard to get.”
— These sketches always have some gag where a contestant rules themselves out of contention, and I especially liked this sketch’s variant, with Melissa having a bag thrown over her head and being pulled out by dudes in cult-esque garb because she just turned 30.
— Another funny beat with how Ego’s character died, and then came back to life so that she could come back to the show, after which J.J. praises her for being vulnerable.
— Aidy: “I’m having a really hard time because the producers… they confiscated my vitamins and they gave me a knife.” J.J.: “Haha, I love that.”
— Another sketch tonight where Kate makes reference to being gay.
— I’d say this installment was just a touch better than these Bachelor sketches usually are, and it feels like every female cast member got a fun bit out of it even if screen time was, as usual, noticeably disproportionate.
STARS: ***½

MADDEN 21
host balks at unflattering dialogue during Madden 21 recording session

— Nice to see Ego landing a supporting role in this sketch; it helps keep this Seiday piece feeling just that bit fresher. She’s been having a pretty good night in general.
— J.J.’s submitting some fun work here as he gets increasingly perplexed by how inept at football the lines make him sound.
— Love the running thread in J.J.’s dialogue of him repeatedly slamming a kid in a wheelchair.
— “WOOO! I’m going to the Superbowl, baby! My wife’s company got tickets…??”
— Weak ending with the rendering of J.J.’s character sprite flossing, but a fun sketch overall.
STARS: ***½

FOOD DUDES
mannequins cover for individuals’ excessive meal orders

— This sketch was cut from the preceding Adam Driver episode.
— A very Beck/Kyle concept of mannequins you take to hotels so that it looks like you have company when you order a ton of food through room service for yourself.
— I loved the dramatic turn where Melissa sternly demands to see one of them eat.
— Lots of fun, weird details, like the microwave built into the mannequin’s asses and the mannequins being slightly overweight (and having robotic dialogue that hammers that point in).
— Mikey’s delivery guy saying “Have fun with your diverse friends!” very earnestly is hilarious.
— Kenan’s scene undoes the reality of the sketch being a commercial a little bit, but he sells it all as perfectly as a Kenan does.
— This is a sketch that I feel I’ve underrated in the past and considered a lesser entry into Kyle and Beck’s oeuvre, and I was pleasantly surprised by how much I enjoyed it this go around. Although I don’t think it’s as strong as some of their other fake ads (“My Drunk Boyfriend,” “Undercover Office Potty”), it’s still tons of fun and sprinkled with brilliant details.
STARS: ****

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Beer Never Broke My Heart”

Blue: Heck yeah, breaking out the banjo? That’s what I like to see. (Said… no one except me, probably.)
— Did Luke just cram every single country song stereotype into the first verse of this one?
— Kind of annoyed by “It takes one hand…” *holds up one hand* Sometimes miming out the lyrics works, sometimes it feels like the musician is taking your hand and guiding you through the song’s meaning, as if you wouldn’t understand it just from hearing the lyrics.
— With lyrics like that, I cannot take this chorus seriously.
— Great slide guitar solo.
— I also love the guitar riff on the chorus coming out of the solo, which the banjo is doubling.
— Literally pointing to the guitar when singing about a guitar… ugh.
STARS: **

MY FAIR BIGFOOT
otherwise-civilized Sasquatch has bathroom mishap

— A rather extravagant and pretty set for this sketch.
— Casting J.J. as Bigfoot feels like a given, doesn’t it? It’s weird that the show’s taken this long to really utilize his massive size in a sketch, considering that usually consists of half of an athletic host’s material.
— Haha, J.J. loses his dignified, British accent right after his first bit of dialogue.
— For some reason, Kenan’s use and delivery of the word “feculent” has always stuck with me. (Oh yeah, this is a poop sketch now by the way, at least in part.)
— I feel like I should admit that, although this is not a very good sketch, I am getting some guilty enjoyment out of it. Alex and especially Bowen are submitting fine performances on the side, and Kenan is willing all of his lines into working by the sheer power of his likability, even if that says nothing of the quality of the material he’s reading. I also appreciate that, despite having a scatological premise, it’s at least striking more of a unique tone with its setting and initial circumstances.
— An unintentional laugh from J.J.’s horrible fake harp-playing.
— I kinda like Bigfoot’s very florid manner of speaking.
STARS: **

BIG WILLIE’S PIZZA
delivery guy’s (host) porno plot fulfillment ruins pizza shop owner (KET)

— The set-up almost makes it seem like we’re about to get another of those “Aidy walking in on a porno shoot” sketches.
— A great initial laugh as we cut away from the porn scenario to Kenan wondering why his pizzeria’s not making any money. I can already tell he’s gonna kill with this performance.
— J.J. is perfectly cast here. He’s clearly having a lot of fun approximating a porno bro accent.
— The reveal of Kenan holding up a pizza box with a giant hole in the bottom is hurt a bit by the fact that we can see the prop sitting behind him the entire time, but I did like the nasty detail of him eating the leftover pizza.
— Kenan: “You smell like shellfish and karate class!” Perfect. Kenan is going full ham here and he’s selling it like crazy.
— J.J. misconstruing a favor Kenan’s asking of him for more sex is a bit hacky, but then again, this sketch is sort of relishing in that area. Plus, Kenan revealing that he just wanted J.J. to shoot his father got a solid laugh out of me.
— Overall, a really strong 10-to-1, with a concept I love and some fantastic performances. With the exception of the preceding Bigfoot sketch, it was nice to end this episode on an upswing.
STARS: ****

GOODNIGHTS

— A nice little tribute from J.J. to Kobe Bryant, who died earlier in the week.

IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— Not a very strong episode. The second half was quite a bit stronger than the first and it was nice to see the show gathering more momentum, but it also seriously hurt the flow of the sketches.
— J.J. won’t enter the pantheon of great athlete hosts, but he was surprisingly enjoyable throughout the night, adding charisma to all of his parts and even scoring some solid laughs from his performances. Not the worst legacy for a one-time, non-actor host to leave behind.

MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
Big Willie’s Pizza
Food Dudes
Madden 21
Pilot Hunk
Sex Talk
Weekend Update
Monologue
My Fair Bigfoot
Robbie
Frozen II
Olay Eye Black
The Trial You Wish Had Happened

TOMORROW
Kabir covers RuPaul

January 25, 2020 – Adam Driver / Halsey (S45 E11)

by Matt

DERSHOWITZ IN HELL
in hell, Satan (KAM) stans for scoundrel defender Alan Dershowitz (JOL)


— Look, this is yet another cold open that is centered around the presence of a surprise cameo, and I think we can all agree that it’s an incredibly infuriating component of modern-day SNL, but at the same time: JON LOVITZ! It’s nice to see him back in the studio for the first time since S36 and his minor appearances in the 40th anniversary special, especially since casting him as Alan Derschowitz gives him a chance to join in on the fun more.
— If it’s any testament to how enjoyable Lovitz is as a performer, his lines up top are about as labored as the writing in these cold opens tend to be (“Haters gonna hate!”), but his delivery makes them feel more palatable. Perhaps it’s also knowing where this cold open is going, though, that’s making me a bit more willing to roll with it.
— A really funny and surprising turn with Derschowitz having a heart attack and going to hell, where he’s greeted with hero worship levels of enthusiasm by the Devil (Kate).
— While Kate’s performance as the Devil is nothing new and pretty stereotypically Kate, I’m finding her very charming here. It feels tailored to her ability to underplay and be deadpan (especially during the podcast segment), which is what I feel she excels at the most.
— Adam’s surprise walk-on as Jeffrey Epstein gets some very nice shock laughs—I especially love his nonchalant delivery of “Eh, just hangin’.” when asked what he’s been up to.
— I could do without the walk-ons from Bowen (the inventor of Baby Shark), Heidi (Flo from Progressive), and Mikey (Mr. Peanut), but the audience is into it and there’s enough of a fun vibe to the cold open that they’re not detracting hugely. Mikey also gets a funny line about how he’s in hell partially for all of the first graders with peanut allergies that he took out.
— Another good, dark joke from Adam’s Epstein about how the Devil appears to him as a woman his own age.
— Overall, a pretty good cold open. This certainly wasn’t lacking in the issues that these tend to have, but Lovitz’s solid work and the sense of fun help it get over far better than most, and for that, I need to give it some (generous?) credit.
STARS: ***½

MONOLOGUE
host shares personal tidbits & unconvincingly demonstrates his chillness


— “I have to say, I’m a little sad to say goodbye to 2019, because I’ve acted so much, and so hard, in all of these movies all year. Seriously. I was yelling, I was crying, I punched, I sang—all four emotions.”
— As with the very enjoyable monologue from Harry Styles’ episode earlier this season, this was penned by Anna Drezen and features a sort of conceptual, non sequitur delivery style that I really appreciate compared to how perfunctory monologues in this era tend to be. This premise, with Adam seeking to disprove his intense reputation by being very chill and conversational, is particularly delightful.
— A great little bit with Adam immediately taking a moment to himself and looking around the monologue stage. (“Oh that’s cool, it’s like a subway?”)
— There are seriously too many moments to spotlight within this monologue—it’s an embarrassment of riches. A couple of my favorite beats: Adam’s tension and eventual trust in the SNL band, his description of looking like “a kidnapped person trying to send a message with [his] eyes” at red carpet events, walking up to and maniacally grinning at the camera, and talking about how the military is similar to acting.
— “I just saw the movie, Little Women. Spoiler: there’s not a little women—there’s a LOTTA women!”
— A short but sweet audience interaction bit with Adam confronting someone in the front seats (“Hey man, you look like a Star Wars fan, no offense!”) and gifting him a signed action figure… before threatening his life if he sees it on eBay.
— The moment where Adam says he’s dragging the monologue out so that the last sketch of the night gets cut because it’s either “really transphobic or really dated” seems to have been taken seriously by some people online, even though it’s very clearly a joke. It does feel like a minorly shocking and reflective moment on the show’s part, though.
— Just from this monologue alone, it feels like SNL has finally figured out how to use Adam Driver—an excellent host that the show seems to struggle to properly handle—at his greatest capacity. And fortunately, if memory serves, that confidence carries through the rest of the episode as well!
STARS: *****

SLEEPOVER
at a sleepover, clearly-guilty toilet destroyer Megan (KAM) won’t fess up


— A funny, prolonged description from Adam about how someone at his daughter’s sleepover irreparably fucked up the toilet while trying to dispense of a sanitary napkin.
— The debut of one of Kate’s most recent recurring-but-shouldn’t-be-recurring characters. I’ll try not to be jaded by its paint-by-numbers return next season, as I remember finding this enjoyable enough at the time.
— I will say, Kate’s entrance, soaked and electrocuted with her hair all over the place, is very funny. I’m also liking her demeanor which, like how she played the Devil in the cold open, isn’t new per se, but it’s a solid premise for her to be applied to.
— There are some extraneous details to this premise that aren’t adding a ton, like Kate repeatedly mentioning Mark Harmon from NCIS or being attracted to Adam, but I feel like complaining that a modern SNL sketch has a few too many details is like being angry that water is wet.
— Not super sold on the ending with all the other girls confessing to flushing pads down the toilet, nor the house exploding at the end, but as a whole, this isn’t a bad sketch.
STARS: ***

UNDERCOVER BOSS: WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
Kylo Ren (host) doesn’t blend in with the other interns


— A sequel to the classic “Kylo Ren/Matt the Radar Technician” sketch from Adam’s first hosting gig. It’s an easy crowd-pleaser, though I’m skeptical of its return.
— It is sort of a nice, full circle moment to see Mikey so involved in this sketch considering he was one of the main architects of the original (where he made a brief cameo as a Stormtrooper).
— The meme references in this sketch, like Kylo’s strained delivery of “okay boomer” and Kyle’s Stormtrooper making a “deez nuts” joke are making this installment feel rather more slight and dated than the original. This new character for Kylo, “Randy the Intern,” also isn’t particularly interesting.
— I do like the beat with Kylo and Chloe as an intern who wants to be a T.I.E. Fighter pilot, but this sketch is offering me very little to talk about for the most part. A pretty underwhelming piece.
STARS: **½

DEL TACO COMMERCIAL SHOOT
in a Del Taco commercial shoot, (KYM) redoes “aw man, I’m all outta cash”


— Oh hell yeah, a guilty pleasure sketch of mine! (Also, for whoever’s keeping track at home: penned by Beck, Kyle, and Dismukes!)
— Already, this sketch is off to the races when Beck pulls Kyle aside and the two repeat “Aw man, I’m all outta cash!” to each other over and over and over again until Beck bluntly just says, “No.”
— It feels initially strange to see Adam playing this very aloof role as Del Taco’s VP of branding, but as soon as he suddenly channels his quiet intensity into his very silly, nasal delivery of “Aw man, I’m all outta cash!”, things really start to snap into place. This sketch wouldn’t work nearly as well without Adam in that specific role.
— I love Adam suddenly walking onto the set and telling Kyle, “No man, you don’t wanna kill yourself, you just want a taco!” 
— It’s starting to get even more ridiculous as Beck and Adam start trying to aggressively loosen Kyle up by making him take his pants off and to “put [his] shirt over [his] head like Cornholio.” This sketch risks almost being a bunch of stupid noise, but it’s all of the committed performances and the inherent funniness of this line that everyone has to keep saying to each other which makes it such an absurd joy.
— Perfect escalation to this as Kyle’s delivery of the line becomes a very distressed and broken whimper, which is apparently the perfect line read. I also love Chris’ very bewildered delivery of “No!” when Beck asks if they got it on film.
STARS: *****

THE SCIENCE ROOM
dumb kids sidetrack professor’s (host) lesson about air


— The “Science Room” sketch from Sam Rockwell’s S43 episode becomes recurring.
— I’m always skeptical whenever I see this sketch return because of the specificity of the original and how much of its success is predicated upon Sam’s incredible performance, but Adam feels like a good choice of host to bring the premise back.
— Also, to speak of the concept of these sketches in general, it feels like something that shouldn’t necessarily work because it borders on the idea of Mikey and Cecily’s characters just being so unfathomably dumb, but the fact that they always supply absurd, cerebral answers that somehow overshoot basic knowledge makes it feel far more creative and surprising.  
— Cecily’s bit about how “the guy always comes first” when asked what comes first in the science room is enjoyably risqué, and gets some wonderful groans from the audience.
— Adam: “Look, you stupid, stupid kids! What do balloons do?!” Mikey: “Um, provide a sense of atmosphere?”
— A great outburst from Adam, as if that would be something he would ever fail at being able to execute.
— The bit where Adam says they should switch to a pre-recorded video before he swears the c-word into his vest feels like a nod to the first installment’s infamous f-bomb. It’s a solid button.
— It’s hard to top the first installment of this sketch, but I always find myself surprised by how successfully it’s been repeated. (I really enjoy Jason Sudeikis’ most recent version as well.) There maybe aren’t as many surprises to these sketches, but they’re written so tightly that they always land for me. Does that make me the easy critic? Possibly, but fun is fun!
STARS: ****½

SLOW
romantic pace of (CRR) frustrates (musical guest) in music video


— Nice to see Halsey getting involved in a sketch considering how much of a likable presence they are on the show.
— Really nice slow jam vibes to this song.
— Adam with his voice pitch-shifted so deep is a very simple creative decision, but the execution is an absolute riot. All of his random ad-libs throughout the song (“Three bubbles, baby!”) are killing me.
— I also really enjoy the idea of the guys in this music video not just taking sex slow, but also every single one of their actions to a point of oblivious, massive inconvenience. 
— Heidi: “I think these guys are actually slow slow.” Chris: “Hell nah we’re not slow slow. Doctor said we just above the line.”
— Priceless bit at the end where their actual sex only lasts a minute.
— SNL parody songs can be a dime a dozen and not always the greatest quality, but this has always been one of my absolute favorites: a very simple idea, wonderfully executed.
STARS: ****½

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “You Should Be Sad”


Blue: Halsey’s first performance on SNL featured some theatrical staging. In her second performance, she painted a picture while singing. What’s she going to do to take this one up a notch? Ride a mechanical bull or something?
— Beautiful opening shot of Halsey silhouetted against a yellow moon backdrop.
— I like the acoustic guitar that opens the song.
— You know, from the way people talked about this performance, I assumed Halsey would be sitting on the bull the entire time… But now she’s stepped off it and is dancing.
— Once again, Halsey is displaying her great vocal technique.
— Not sure what’s up with the Western aesthetics. Please tell me that’s not just because the song uses an acoustic and a lap steel guitar, because those things do not a country song make.
— Oh yeah, love the fuzzy guitar solo! I wonder what kind of effects are being used on that acoustic?
— Impressed by the choreography of the backup dancers while they’re sitting on the floor.
— Just like with “Eastside” from the previous season, this song is bugging me because the melody of the chorus stays in the same vocal range as the verse. Now, a lot of songs do this, so it’s not like that variance is essential to a good pop song. But it takes away some of the song’s energy here.
— I like the dancers stomping in rhythm on the back half of the chorus. 
— Great breath support from Halsey as she belts out the wordless bridge while the dancers lift her into the air.
STARS: ***

WEEKEND UPDATE
Carrie Krum’s winter destination suggestions might appeal to tween girls

“white male rage” is the common theme of MEV’s Oscar-inspired songs


— Some alright jokes from Colin and Michael about Trump’s recent impeachment trial, though nothing outstandingly memorable. Business as usual for them.
— I liked Michael’s comment about how the US being unable to impeach Trump despite its track record of removing dictators around the world is like if Jamaica forgot how to unwind.
— The third appearance of Aidy’s Carrie Krum. This bit was about as they always are: cute, but we know what to expect. With that being said, I feel like this was a pretty decent installment with some good observational humor, however okay I would be with not seeing this character again.
— I got a good laugh from Michael’s joke about a goat born with a human-esque face. (“‘Wow, crazy, how did that happen?’, said a lonely farmer.”)
— Melissa!! She’s looking fantastic in her sparkly dress.
— The music that Melissa is singing her commentaries to sounds a lot like the World 1 overture from Super Mario Bros. 3. I feel like that has to be somewhat intentional, especially since Steve Castillo was a co-writer.
— Melissa’s songs about how every film at the Oscars is about “white male rage” are super fun. I remember some people online being really outraged about her take, but it’s all being executed well, and Melissa’s natural charms are making it feel very gleeful. (Her little chair dancing!)
— Another great part of this Update feature are all of the lines Colin is fed about his love for the movies Melissa sings about. (“I don’t remember that song in Joker, and I watch that movie every day while I work out.”; “That one definitely was not in The Irishman, and I should know, I watched that movie alone on Christmas Day.”)
— Overall, this was a pretty standard outing for Weekend Update, but Melissa’s wonderful commentary—one of my favorite things she’s gotten to do on the show—offers it a nice boost.
STARS: ***½

IN MEMORIAM
a photo of Buck Henry marks his passing


— An in memoriam bumper appears after Update honoring the passing of legendary host, Buck Henry. Having now seen all of his episodes and coming to appreciate the fearlessness he brought to his hosting gigs, it feels particularly bittersweet. It would’ve been nice to see the show pay deeper tribute to him (his first episode from S1 was reran as the SNL Vintage), but I suppose he doesn’t have the sort of modern-day recognizability as a lot of the other quintessential hosts of that era. I at least appreciate his passing being acknowledged, though.

MEDIEVAL TIMES
aspiring actor (host) injects dark storyline into Medieval Times show


— A mildly polarizing sketch, loved by a lot of casual SNL fans but cited by diehards as a rote example of Day/Seidell’s work.
— Adam is very funny as a Medieval Times performer who is way too invested in his character and making off-script proclamations about the world he’s constructed for himself. (“My lands were taken, my village burned on the orders of this false king, all because we would not pay his unjust tax!”) 
— This is definitely a formulaic Day/Seidell piece, but Adam’s performance is making it really work for me. Even if a lot of critics could easily point towards the formula, I feel like it’s worth acknowledging how well the two cater to the hosts’ abilities in their writing—there’s a certain generosity to that which I find admirable, even if the outcome can be hit-and-miss.
— Perhaps an easy joke, but I get a kick out of Adam treating the colorblind casting of his co-workers as a part of his historically-accurate sense of headcanon. His use of “blackamoor” to describe Chris is especially funny, though it also brings to mind that rather abysmal Henry VIII sketch from the Russell Crowe episode. (Another Day/Seidell piece, presumably?)
— Kenan’s part as an audience member is very unnecessary to the sketch, though I do kind of like the idea of Adam drumming up the audience’s favor, and Kenan’s delivery of “I DO want a FOKE! No grown man should have to eat a bake-a-tato with his hands!” is bizarrely memorable.
— In other hands, this sketch probably wouldn’t work nearly as well, but Adam is channeled perfectly here, so I’d call it an imperfect but guilty success.
STARS: ****

CHEER
coaches (HEG) & (host) overlook squad members’ severe injuries


— A timely spoof of the reality show Cheer, which I didn’t watch. The full extent of what I know about it is that it’s about cheerleading, and that one of the main people in it got arrested for doing very bad things.
— The premise of Adam and Heidi deciding which cheerleaders to cut by discussing their horrific injuries is pretty fun. As some of my review colleagues have pointed out, one of the greatest strengths of this era’s writers is that even if their writing isn’t the most coherent, they are excellent at little one-liners. This sketch is entirely motivated by that mindset, and while it’s not anything amazing, it works. It’s also always nice to see an ensemble piece.
— Kenan’s odd characterization must be spoofing something specific from Cheer, but either way it’s tickling me.
— A very sudden ending with Halsey that doesn’t really work, but this sketch was fine enough. It’s worth noting that she made an appearance at Update as Meghan Markle which was cut after dress, so I wonder if the way she was shoe-horned here was sort of a consolation prize.
STARS: ***

MARRYING KETCHUPS
waitress (HEG) imagines condiment romance while marrying ketchup bottles


— A bizarre premise with Adam and Cecily playing two ketchup bottles that are about to be married (combined the contents into one full bottle). It’s good to see these two in a scene together given Cecily’s dramatic acting chops.
— The sense of set design for this sketch is pretty clever, with the menu design for the diner this scene takes place at resembling a wedding arch.
— So many beautifully silly lines in this sketch already, such as Adam saying that Cecily is getting “cold bottom of the bottle” (cold feet) and expressing, “I know I’m no aioli but I’ll be good to you, Wanda.”
— A great reveal that Cecily is actually “catsup.”
— “You’re not even Heinz, you dirty HUNT!”
— The fact that this sketch is revealed to be set in 2023, with the date “2023” suddenly appearing on the bottom of the screen is so goddamn random but hilarious to me, for reasons I could not begin to explain.
— The cheap prop comedy with the real ketchup bottles and condiment packet is very charming.
— “I don’t relish telling you this, but…”
— The ending of this sketch was originally a strange hiccup, with Aidy entering with a bottle of mayonnaise and joining in on Heidi’s condiment roleplay. It feels loose, and flubby, and above all else like a superfluous beat, so it’s wise that the officially-uploaded version of the sketch lops that section off entirely.
— While several other pieces from this episode seem to be more appreciated, this is my absolute favorite of the night. Beautifully-executed absurdity, and one of Adam’s best SNL performances.
STARS: *****

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Finally // Beautiful Stranger”


Blue: This is a song my band plays occasionally in live performances. That familiarity with it has heightened my opinion of it.
— One upbeat song and one ballad? Okay then!
— Already, Halsey’s jaw movements are distracting me, just like they did in her performance of “Without Me” from the previous season. The vibrato at the end of each phrase is unnecessary, too.
— Some of the low notes sound out of Halsey’s range, as she’s not hitting them as strongly as the mid-range notes. She almost sounds like she’s whispering the lowest notes. Maybe this song should have been raised a whole step so Halsey could nail those notes.
— Now THAT is the melodic variance I was hoping to hear from the previous song. (That variance is also why I don’t sing this song when my band does it…) The first note Halsey hits on the pre-chorus is an octave above the lowest note in the verse (the one she couldn’t hit). She sounds much better singing in that range.
— Huh, Halsey is playing around with the melody of the pre-chorus, singing it lower than she does on the recording. Maybe she’s saving her voice to belt out the pre-chorus the next time it comes around.
— Halsey does a great growl on “I say I’m only playing, but the truth is this.”
— Strong entrance from the full band on the second verse. I was starting to wonder if they’d ever come in.
— Halsey’s laughter on “you stop me in my tracks, put me right in my place” is super charming.
— Really appreciating what the lap steel guitar is adding to this song. Wish it had been on the original recording.
— Good choice for Halsey to belt the end of the chorus for a stronger impact.
STARS: ***

GOODNIGHTS


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— Adam Driver’s best SNL hosting stint by a pretty wide margin, and one of my favorite episodes in recent years! It feels like the show has finally cracked the code on how to use him, and while there are a handful of segments that don’t fully work, the sheer number of memorable pieces and fun vibes across the night make them easy to gloss over. 

MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
Marrying Ketchups
Monologue
Del Taco Commercial Shoot
Slow
The Science Room
Medieval Times
Weekend Update
Dershowitz in Hell
Sleepover
Cheer
Undercover Boss: Where Are They Now?

TOMORROW
Big meaty boy JJ Watt, as covered by yours truly (me)

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