SNL46 Wrap-Up Extravaganza!

With another season of SNL in the books, we’re back at it again, and this time more fashionably late than unnecessarily delayed! As always, our Wrap-Up Extravaganzas are a time to reflect, fight personal demons, and just generally get any final thoughts we have about the past season of review coverage out of our systems. And after that: on to new, potentially greener pastures! But for now: here’s some parting words on one of the most complicated seasons in the show’s history.

MATT:
What are your general thoughts on the season?: In the fall of 2020, one of the worst possible things that could possibly happen for SNL happened: it became even harder to make. SNL has been through a lot throughout its history, by virtue of being around so long. It’s bounced back from national and international tragedies, anthrax scares, and Steven Seagal, but it’s never been deterred—perhaps indebted to its ego, SNL does nothing but stick out the most adverse conditions. But being faced with the immensely difficult task of creating a comedy show in the middle of a worldwide pandemic was a particularly unique challenge, and while it spawned three fascinating, valuable “At Home” episodes last season, the return to 8H frequently felt encumbered. For as fascinating as it is to consider that SNL accomplished what they were able to accomplish, week after week, the outcome, disappointingly, tended to lack in fascination.

A lot of that is in the fact that this season’s greatest issues are ones that the pandemic exacerbated, not caused. The cast is the most congested that it’s ever been, and its failure to cohere—while an issue for the past several seasons—has never been more of an issue. This was a “good” season for all of the usual suspects, for the most part, but being the umpteenth season with the likes of Kate and Aidy leading the herd and doing the same shtick that’s defined their last few years ensures there isn’t much of a transformative aspect to the show as it goes on. At the very least, while Beck and Pete continued to maintain the steady screentime that they’d been blessed with for maintaining the show’s good graces, they do some of their best work of their entire tenures here, allowing Beck to leave on a high and Pete… well, you know. On the other hand, this season was perhaps the hardest season for newbies in SNL’s history: Andrew endured a brutally unremarkable first half of the season but was fortunate to truly blossom in the second half as one of the show’s most promising new voices, Punkie toiled enough to survive the season cut, and Lauren was crushingly doomed from the start. I look at someone like Andrew who was able to completely blow away my expectations after months of misuse, and I have to wonder how much potential Lauren might’ve had if she wasn’t roped into a season that had absolutely no use for her. 

Fortunately, there is some light at the end of the tunnel. While Beck is the only heavy-hitter to depart the show, his loss creates new opportunities for the male cast to reconfigure; similarly, while the season begins with an onslaught of some of the most turgid and distressing political material that the show’s ever done, it also marks the end of SNL’s cameo-fest years, and after Biden’s inauguration, the show was able to wield a more apolitical, and at best fun-loving focus. The season finale is legitimately a brilliant episode that seems to forecast brighter days for the show’s future. And Season 47, for however much it had to battle the same issues, would be a refreshing return to form. If this season was a means to an end, then I’ll take it. In the grand scheme of this never-ending era, though, it was kinda just another year for SNL.

What was your favorite thing that you covered this season?: This season of coverage includes two of my favorite reviews that I ever got to write, and two that are on the complete opposite ends of the spectrum. The Anya Taylor-Joy review I got to work on with both Carson and Anthony was the most fun thing I’ve gotten to do for the site so far; it’s such a joy working with those two brilliant bastards, and being able to celebrate such a triumphant episode of the show is a privilege. There’s gonna be more reviews in that vein, so stay tuned for some fun surprises next season! And then of course, my Elon Musk review was such a massive undertaking, but I’m really happy with how it came out even though some corners of the Internet raw-dogged me for being critical of the shitty decision SNL made to put on a shitty episode hosted by a shitty piece of shit. It comes from a place of love, I assure you! 

Favorite sketches?: As is tradition, here’s my top five favorite live sketches, pretapes, Update pieces, and monologues from the past season in chronological order:

Favorite Live Sketches:
The Blitz (Bill Burr)
Birthday Gifts (Regina Page)
Proud Parents (Daniel Kaluuya)
The Muppet Show (Keegan-Michael Key)
NYU Guest Panel (Anya Taylor-Joy)

Favorite Pretapes:
Lexus (Timothée Chalamet)
The Maya-ing (Maya Rudolph)
Viral Apology Video (Daniel Kaluuya)
The Last Dance: Extended Scene (Keegan-Michael Key)
Picture With Dad (Anya Taylor-Joy)

Favorite Update Pieces:
Fran Leibowitz and Martin Scorcese (John Krasinski)
Iceberg That Sank the Titanic (Carey Mulligan)
Andrew Dismukes (Keegan-Michael Key)
Season Finale Joke Swap (Anya Taylor-Joy)
Jeanine Pirro (Anya Taylor-Joy)

Favorite Monologues:
Bill Burr
John Mulaney
Jason Bateman
Timothée Chalamet
Daniel Kaluuya

Favorite episode(s)?: In a season where few episodes rose above an understandable sluggishness, Anya Taylor-Joy stands out as the season’s greatest triumph, though it deserves that reputation: it’s also one of the greatest episodes of this entire era, and one of my favorites that I caught live. It really was just a moment in time where everything felt right, and SNL was able to key into beautifully—the stormclouds of the pandemic were finally beginning to pass, and just as the world could finally start to resemble itself again, SNL could once again feel untethered and delightful with no asterisks about its enjoyability.

On the topic of asterisks, though, there were a handful of strong episodes in the complicated throes of the pandemic, and I was enough of a dick to claim two of them: Bill Burr, who merged his brand of more abrasive comedy with SNL to delightful effect, and Timothée Chalamet, who helped bring about a very performance-driven, goofy, and occasionally even cerebral night of material. John also helped me foster more appreciation of the polarizing Issa Rae episode, and revisiting the doctored, dress rehearsal-laden version that NBC would put online made for a far more enjoyable experience considering how much I was misled by that live airing having perhaps the most cruelly dead audience that SNL has ever had. Lastly, both the Regé-Jean Page and Daniel Kaluuya episodes had their ups and downs, but their best material and well-rounded, amiable vibes help lift them above the pack as particularly rewarding outings to return to.

Hot takes?: I swear, I love Kabir, but every season he covers at least one piece that I absolutely love, but that he severely lambasts! In Season 44 it was that wild “Brothers” sketch with Beck and Kyle; in Season 45, it was Kyle’s Scooter Rineholdt commentary, and while I didn’t defend it since a couple others did, Beck’s “Boop-It” pretape. This season, continuing those Beck or Kyle trends, it’s Kyle’s Update segment alongside Bowen as Fran Leibowitz and Martin Scorcese. Like Scooter, it’s one of those segments which is just so ridiculous, so driven by goofy performances, that it hits this sweet spot for me from Kyle that I absolutely adore when he’s not just doing cringe comedy (or god forbid, Baby Yoda). Bowen also shines with his unexpected but delightful Fran Leibowitz impression, basically just an excuse to be an extravagant sourpuss while saying things like, “Gender doesn’t exist anymore! Y’know why? Ed Koch died!”; his greatest responsibility is keeping things going while Kyle responds to every one of her remarks with some reaction between raucous laughter and a honking seal, and while Bowen teeters on the edge of breaking, he rolls through it like an absolute champ. Also, as I noted in my review of the “Lifting Our Voices” sketch from the Dan Levy episode, Kyle’s ability to strike up chemistry with basically every cast member in the cast is one of his greatest, most deeply-underrated attributes. It’s a shame we didn’t see many more of these moments during his final season.

There are some other pieces I don’t agree with the rating of, though not to as substantial a degree. Mark me down with Carson as a defender of that “headless horseman” sketch from the Mulaney episode, for instance; it’s crude, sophomoric, and above all else aggressively stupid, but it just works for me. SNL can afford to be like that sometimes, and they really commit to it. As a more obscure pick, I’ve also always enjoyed Chris’ Smokey Robinson Update correspondence from the Kristen Wiig episode. It’s sort of a nothing piece, but Chris is one of the most insanely charming cast members the show has right now, and him saying the most inane shit with that falsetto voice is such a delight to me. Beyond that: not too many grievances this season! It’s a fine collection of work and I’m proud of us.

ANTHONY:
What are your general thoughts on the season?: In which we learned a global pandemic couldn’t stop SNL from SNLing. This season kinda passed in a blur; Ego said ‘Edith Puthie’ and Lauren said…well we never got around to that. It’s hard to come up with any new insight on a show as thoroughly analyzed as this. Would it shock you to hear I thought the debate sketches sucked, the elder cast shouldn’t have been there, the newbies should have been used more, the Musk episode was a trainwreck, Aidy Cruz was a bunch of bullshit and Pete did too many raps? Oh well. This season had to have just been the biggest headache to produce, so I don’t want to beat up on the show too much 2 years after the fact, but revisiting it for these reviews has just reminded how little I care for this season. There’s enough highlights in here (Ego steadily gaining a star spot on the show, Beck turning in some strong work, and some one-off great sketches I’ll get to below) to keep it from truly bottoming out like a S20 or even 30, but we’re a lot closer to that territory than I ever want to see the show in.

What was your favorite thing that you covered this season?: Anya Taylor Joy was not only the best episode of the season, but getting to work on a review with Matt and Carson was maybe my favorite thing in general I’ve done for the site so far. Collab reviews! They’re fun guys. (This definitely isn’t me buttering y’all up for future collabs…)

Favorite sketches?: In terms of live sketches, “Proud Parents” is probably the strongest piece of the year, both on paper and in performance. “Birthday Gifts” and “NYU Guest Panel” are also just really solid, sturdy sketches as well. I’d say it’s the pre-tapes though that have an even split for my absolute favorite sketch of the season. “Picture With Dad” is the hardest I laughed at a sketch all season 46, and “The Maya-ing” was the piece that left me the most impressed with its ambition and ingenuity. Interesting to note one of those was written by Andrew Dismukes, a fresh face, and the other by Colin Jost, who’s been at the show in some capacity for over 15 years at this point. Is this a torch passing moment? Or will the show hold on to that torch so long it sets itself on fire? Join us next season to find out!

Favorite episode(s)?: As I said, Anya Taylor Joy, though Burr, Chalamet & Kaluuya were all also highlights in a dreary year.

Hot takes?: Eh, Chappelle’s ep didn’t really do much for me, monologue included. I wasn’t really triggered, but I do think Dave’s a lot more rambly these days than people wanna admit. Even the Uncle Ben sketch kinda misses me once you get past the breaking. And I wanna like “Hailstorm”, but it also kinda just sits there for me. I do like the Beck sketch at least.

CARSON:
What are your general thoughts on the season?:
Season 46 depicts two shows at once: an overstuffed, overserved beast gasping its final breaths, and a plucky upstart looking to breathe new life into an old formula. In a way, it’s like Season 20 and 21 at once (or, essentially, Season 31). The first half of the season is a mess unlike any other in the show’s history: reduced, sleep-deprived audiences (yes, first responders need to laugh too, but do they want to??); the sad, sluggish, inevitable death rattle of the show’s celebrity cameo era; and the weird, disjointed overall pacing of the show (a half hour to get to the end of the monologue? Are you serious??). The second half made a concerted effort to avoid the cameo slog and gently tiptoe away from its safety net of the worst political satire in the nation’s history. Through it all, SNL remained…well, SNL. Even when it didn’t feel like SNL.

Those early episodes were gassed up and off-center, but not without moments of genuine excellence (The Blitz, Hailstorm) or near-excellence (The Birds). The post-election SNL had the air of new effort and found fresh pathways to success (The Maya-ing, Tiny Horse—though YMMV), but wobbled on its feet like a newborn calf. Ultimately, it didn’t look or feel like the SNL we have known and tolerated, but it really came out the same in the end. If you look at the season’s trajectory, however, you can see a tentative show grow into a confident show, with sporadic dips and faceplants along the way. That’s progress even if it didn’t always feel like it at the micro level (for example, the Britney cold opens weren’t any better than Trumpwin cold opens, but man did they feel like an oasis in a very shitty desert). 

Ultimately, SNL had to entertain multiple adaptive elements at once. The execution was unruly and wobbly AF, but ultimately yielded enough moments of greatness or at least interest to justify its existence.

Some quick hits:
— Poor Lauren.
— Beck, always good, always providing terrific flavor to often thankless roles, delivers some of his best ever work. An MVP season.
— Ego has been steadily emerging for some time, but this felt like the year she became undeniable.
— Hey, Pete puts in his best ever work. Way to go, Pete! Two-and-a-half stars!
— There are versions of Kate that are great and some that I loathe, but I never loathe it more than when others are super receptive to it. Enter Dr. Weknowdis, peak Kate indulgence that audiences ate up in spite of being bloated on all the ticks and affectations that have made her a hard cast member to root for these last…several seasons.

What was your favorite thing that you covered this season?: I got to cover some individually great sketches this season and even stumbled into an unexpected favorite (Hailstorm), but really, the most fun I have writing about SNL is debating about SNL. Getting to piggyback alongside site leaders Matt and Anthony was probably my favorite thing to do, if for no other reason than it allowed for a little back and forth between some very smart and insightful people (and also myself).

Favorite sketches?: Here’s my Best of 2020-2021:

COLD: What Still Works? (John Krasinski)
MONO: Bill Burr
COMM1: Lexus (Timothée Chalamet)
SKETCH 1: Birthday Gifts (Regina King)
SKETCH 2: The Blitz (Bill Burr)
SKETCH 3: Picture With Dad (Anya Taylor-Joy)
SKETCH 4: Hailstorm (Dave Chappelle)
SKETCH 5: Sportsmax (Timothée Chalamet)
SKETCH 6: Christmas Morning (Kristin Wiig)
WU 1: Andrew Dismukes discusses grandma (Keegan Michael Key)
WU 2: Dolly Parton (Timothée Chalamet)
WU 3: Iceberg That Sank The Titanic (Carey Mulligan)
SKETCH 7: Proud Parents (Daniel Kaluuya)
COMM 2: Five-Hour Empathy (Issa Rae)
SKETCH 8: Study Buddy (Carey Mulligan)
SKETCH 9: The Last Dance: Extended Scene (Keegan Michael Key)
SKETCH 10: Let’s Say Grace (Regé-Jean Page)
SKETCH 11: NYU Guest Panel (Anya Taylor-Joy)
SKETCH 12:
The Maya-ing (Maya Rudolph)

Favorite episode(s)?: The finale, of course, felt like the big triumphant moment that the show had been struggling to work toward. Only hindsight diminishes what felt like a cumulative impact—what felt like an exclamation mark turned out to be an ellipsis. Beyond that, the Burr and Chalamet episodes felt like they had a little more voice to them. I also still feel that the Dan Levy episode woulda coulda shoulda kinda was a great episode.

Hot takes?: You guys are going to hate me for this one. I don’t want to hate on anything you love (I like Tiny Horse, I don’t love it), but you know those sketches that you really really hate? Like really despise? Like, those ones on your worst ever lists? Yeah, I don’t mind them.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not trying to argue for anything’s greatness. But Gen-Z Hospital? Fuck it, I laughed. In spite of myself, sure, but a laugh is a laugh is a laugh. LIke yes, it’s one joke and not a great one and Elon Musk’s active shooter energy is certainly not helping a damn thing. But for about 30 seconds of this thing, I’m pretty down with the cause even if I know it’s actually bad. Maybe I’m the perfect age where I’m young enough to place the joke but old enough not to muster up offense to everything. 

You know what else? That Morgan Wallen reclamation turd? I don’t hate it either. The guy’s a shithead and SNL is always at its worst when it’s trying to make shitheads appealing, but Wallen is a garden variety shithead and, whatever, it’s a bad sketch with some fun ideas. I’m not too worked up.

Let’s see, what else…I’ve already defended the Headless Horsemen sketch and about half the Dan Levy episode, so you know I’m not grumpy about those. Regurgitations like Extreme Baking Championship and the sleepover sketch from the Jason Bateman episode? Don’t hate ‘em! Don’t love them, but not sure what the big problem is.

Yeah, if it weren’t for me trashing the Maya Rudolph episode, you’d think I was the least critical person on the planet.

JOHN:
What are your general thoughts on the season?: The further removed we are from season 46, the further removed season 46 seems from anything which has happened on the show since that time. 

There’s the obvious (the heavy focus on Kamala Harris, who has since been an afterthought on the show, aside from a few digs during Update), but the sense of the season being an anomaly even trickles down to the cast. 

There’s Lauren, Punkie and Andrew, debuting as cast members; Lauren is one of the most forgotten cast members of all time, while Punkie and Andrew, as of current writing, are lucky to even get into episodes. There’s Heidi, Ego and Bowen, who all provided strong writing and performances this season and seemed poised to only be at the start of their best work, but have instead never managed to top anything from this point, and in some cases (particularly Heidi’s), putting out a number of pieces which have made me wonder what I even saw in them.

And of course, Pete, who had a season where everything finally and fully clicked into place, with a chance to leave on a great note…only to undo most of those positives with a final season so half-assed, by the last months many no longer knew if he was even in the cast.

There are some constants, but as is often the case with this show, consistency is not a good thing—the show still doesn’t know how to write for Biden, or politics in general; the show still has no idea what to do with Chloe; Che and Jost still seem to be in purgatory redressed as Weekend Update. 

Fortunately, we still had a few arcs which reached a positive conclusion. Chris Redd, after a shaky season or two, really starts to come into his own in 46, enabling him to dominate portions of 47 before leaving on a high. Beck Bennett also bounces back from a middling few years in a way that most late-stage cast members, including some in his own cast (poor Alex Moffat) rarely do, having a year that was strong on all fronts before getting one of the best final episodes I can remember of any SNL player.

There is also the cementing of part-time cast members, after flirtations in past years, and how it affected the show. At the time I wondered if this would become the norm, but I’m not entirely sure any cast members outside of those who have now left will ever be given such freedom. Looking back, Aidy’s tenure wasn’t affected as much as I may have felt in real time, but I do think Cecily felt out of place for the rest of that season—to be honest I think Cecily felt out of place starting from season 45, but it never came off to me quite as much as it did in 46 (I still shudder at the memory of some of her Update pieces).

I hate to even talk about politics on this show, of all shows, I’m mentioning this solely because I do wonder if this is the last time the show will get any real election boost, especially given how quickly the numbers wore off. A boost which was completely unearned (do you remember any good political commentary on SNL in those months, outside of a joke or two on Update?). I remember hoping the shift away from Trumpwin might finally bring change in cold open length and quality, while realizing that was as likely as an episode co-hosted by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay. The one positive of this period was the collective shrug toward Jim Carrey’s work as Joe Biden finally let Lorne and co see the virtues of having a cast member in these key roles. The writing is still lousy, but baby steps…

This was the only full season where Anna Drezen served as a co-head writer. I didn’t pay as much attention to this at the time, partly because I had become somewhat burnt out on her sketches and partly because I wasn’t sure how this would influence the show as a whole; I’m not sure how much power any head writer has over Lorne or network interference given the number of decades-long writing issues the show has had. I now find myself appreciating her tenure more, both because I think season 46 had longer-than-usual periods of sustained quality (or as close as you’re likely to get with the show, anyway) and because 46 was one of the only large-cast seasons to make an effort to get everyone onto Update, even just once. I wonder if these elements would have continued if she hadn’t left halfway through season 47, or if, like so many things in season 46, it was never going to last. 

One reason I can walk away from this season with something of a soft spot is the season finale. SNL season finales tend to be an expectations game, expectations which can never go low enough due to burnout galore. For once, the season truly ended on a high note, allowing for a sense of joy and completion to carry through the summer months. Even if most of the forever cast still dragged their heels one more year, nothing can take away the commitment and heart that episode had. 

What was your favorite thing that you covered this season?: I’d probably choose the Issa Rae episode as a whole, because I think the episode is very unique, due to the host, where the show (and the country) was at that time,  as well as the variety of material which represents a road the show did not end up taking for the rest of the season. Carey Mulligan I’m happy I got to talk about because for me it is one of those examples of a hostproof episode which doesn’t get as much coverage because it’s not about a host being bad or controversial, just about them being pleasant but average (sometimes a combination that leads to better nights than one might imagine…sometimes not). I’m also glad I got to choose two episodes with very strong Aidy sketches, because I feel like most of the shows I’ve covered haven’t given me that opportunity to praise the parts of her work that made me appreciate her even when her tenure ambled for several years longer than necessary.

Favorite sketches?: Not counting anything I covered, “Samuel Adams,” “Strollin’,” “Take Me Back,” “Tiny Horse,” “Dionne Warwick Talk Show” (#1),  “Christmas Morning,” “It Gets Better,” “Murder Show,” “Bachelor Party,” “Viking Voyager,” “Dating After Lockdown,” “The Maya-ing.” “Viral Apology Video,” “Proud Parents,” “Every Conversation…” “”Last Dance: Extended Scene,” “Muppet Show,” “Hollywood Squares,” “Picture With Dad,” “NYU Guest Panel,” “AMC Theatres,” Andrew’s Update appearance, Cecily as Pirro, Pete’s final Update appearance, Heidi and Mikey “cancel” Update appearance, Melissa’s Dolly Parton Update appearance, “Home Makeover” (CFT), “Gospel Play Promo” (CFT). 

Favorite episode(s)?: Rae, Chalamet, RGP, ATJ.

Hot takes?: I still think the Nick Jonas episode, which was all but ignored at the time, has a great deal of genuinely strong and offbeat material that might have gotten more notice if not for having such an incredibly bland host. I still don’t mind the quieter crowds of a number of episodes this season, and wish the show had used the opportunity to try a wider variety of material that doesn’t rely on generic laughs. I can take this season’s Mulaney episode over season 45’s, even if I’m not watching most of either again anytime soon unless you pay me. While I was never fond of Maya’s time in the cast, I didn’t have any problem with her making various appearances in the first months of season 46—I much preferred seeing her non-Kamaya roles, and the people she took airtime from continued to get little airtime after she left anyway.  I wish Kenan had left after this season—I understand why he stayed, as I imagine even he knew his sitcom would not last very long, but once you get to the point of becoming successful enough to have a big venture elsewhere, it becomes increasingly difficult to sustain yourself in the fabric of SNL (and indeed, I feel like he has had a harder and harder time not sticking out, especially in this giggle-filled season).

KABIR:
What are your general thoughts on the season?: Not as polarizing as the last election season (2016-17), it felt like the show was equating “being political” with “being relevant”; there’s no requirement that politics had to be the focus of so much of the show. But that gave the non-political sketches (or the ones which were subtle) a chance to shine. There was also a much better mix of hosts than I think we’ve had in recent years: stand-ups, comedic actors, serious actors, established stars, former cast members, a few musicians… and the musical guests were almost uniformly solid. Almost.

What was your favorite thing that you covered this season?: I only covered two episodes (John Krasinski and Adele), which were both kind of sub-par. Both of them are very engaging performers, but Adele hasn’t done much comedy and Krasinski hadn’t done much in a long time. So I guess I’ll say it was fun seeing them in this new/revisited arena. Even if the episodes didn’t turn out great, the hosts put in a good effort and seemed to be having fun.

Favorite sketches?: Uncle Ben, because it married the ridiculous to politics and then had the infectious character breaks. Also, Lexus (Timothee Chalamet) because it was just so perfectly done.

Favorite episode(s)?: Dave Chappelle. The recent tradition of having him host after an election has been a nice touch.

Hot takes?: I am extremely tired of the cameo-fest cold opens that are just 1) a press conference, 2) a politician in one, 3) debates.

SNL has always had political humor and always will. So the whole “SNL is too political and not funny anymore” thing is ridiculous. But the show needs to find ways into political humor that are not just same old tropes. Some of the funniest political sketches were more inventive with their settings: Perot/Stockdale taking a drive, Bush 41 and Bob Dole fishing, Reagan (Chevy Chase) playing the organ, Jimmy Carter and family generating electricity with an exercise bike, the Three Mile Island sketch, Reagan’s staff briefing, Palin being interviewed, etc.

VAX NOVIER:
What are your general thoughts on the season?: Looking back, it’s best to view this season on a tempered measure than the average year due to the show having to deal with the global pandemic going on in order to keep running. Production shifts to accommodate safety protocols led to larger blocks of episodes never attempted before, as the uncertainty of completing the season and making it to May, or even to the end of October, loomed over the proceedings. 

This season had so many tonal shifts it can almost be divided into severely mini-seasons: 
— the initial six week stretch where the opening 10+ minutes were dedicated to debate material helmed entirely by a set of recurring guest stars, and a hollow atmosphere in the studio due to limited capacity made way for traces of offbeat sketches atypical for the era, complete with scattered Maya sightings throughoutthe December shows that relished in its post-Trumpwin world while slowing easing back into the normal pre-Covid routine broadcast
— the extended block starting out the new year marked by cold opens with less politics in the foreground, the return of senior cast members stabilizing the ongoing hierarchy, along with peaks and valleys of varying levels on a sketch-by-sketch basis
— the remainder of the season with the entire cast in the studio, whether all of them were used or not, that provided consistent quality material for the most part (and a dark stain on the show’s reputation) that left hints of opportunity for the next generation of players as things began to open once more.

It’s easy to get upset that many long-time cast members didn’t depart after this year, but I can understand why given the circumstances. The main goal that year was completing the season rather than wrapping up their tenures in the long run.

What was your favorite thing that you covered this season?: When signing up for this project, there was only one episode I initially planned to cover from this season. While Nick Jonas didn’t host the best show of the year, it carried a consistent quality that was needed during a troubling period and benefited the overall proceedings. Highlights include Viking Voyager which coasted on low-key energy, and a quality performance from later-season Kate boosting Dating After Lockdown.

Favorite sketches?:
Favorite Live Sketches:
The Dionne Warwick Show (Timothée Chalamet)
Rap Roundtable (Timothée Chalamet)
Amusement Park (Nick Jonas)
Dating After Lockdown (Nick Jonas)
Proud Parents (Daniel Kaluuya)
Dog Park (Daniel Kaluuya)
The Muppet Show (Keegan-Michael Key)
NYU Guest Panel (Anya Taylor-Joy)
AMC Theaters (Anya Taylor-Joy)

Favorite Pretapes:
Enough is Enough (Bill Burr)
5-Hour Empathy (Issa Rae)
Strollin’ (John Mulaney)
Take Me Back (Dave Chappelle)
Lexus (Timothée Chalamet)
Tiny Horse (Timothée Chalamet)
I Got a Robe (Kristen Wiig)
It Gets Better (Dan Levy)
Job Interview (Regé-Jean Page)
The Last Dance (Keegan-Michael Key)
Picture with Dad (Anya Taylor-Joy)

Favorite Update Pieces:
80’s Cocaine Wife (Issa Rae)
Pete Davidson (Jason Bateman)
Melissa as Dolly (Timothée Chalamet)
Joke Swap (Kristen Wiig)
The Iceberg (Carey Mulligan)

Favorite episode(s)?: Timothée Chalamet & Daniel Kaluuya (with Nick Jonas at a distant #3).

Hot takes?: While I can still enjoy the ATJ finale as a victory lap for the season, it can still be difficult to enjoy the moments that were teased as farewells for certain cast members. Especially when Pete had a solid year to go out on, an entire sketch was anchored by all three of the senior women (or “the new girls whose names I can’t remember” as Martin Short once called them), and Cecily’s Pirro bit, that was really a sendoff in all but confirmation, feels diminished due to backtracking it as a farewell for the season, having their cake and eating it at the expense of any underused newbies.

BLUE:
What are your general thoughts on the season’s musical performances?: As one might have assumed from all the 3-star ratings (and frequent comments on performers’ fashion, as that’s what I always resort to pointing out if I can’t think of anything to say about the music), the majority of S46’s musical performances were, in my opinion, just okay. I can’t even use my excuse of being a pop music snob, because even a few rock artists like The Strokes, Foo Fighters, and Bruce Springsteen received mediocre ratings. (Then again, I was never a specific fan of those three… but considering how much I dug Foo Fighters’ S43 performances, I was hoping to enjoy their performances this season just as much.) Very few performances specifically wowed me, not only in terms of music, but in terms of its presentation. Obviously not every artist on the SNL stage has to smash a guitar like Phoebe Bridgers or attempt a pole-dancing routine like Lil Nas X, but I’d like to see more of them try it… I got the impression that there was more of a focus on “ooh, pretty light projections” this season, but that could be my recency bias of having reviewed the previous seasons’ performances so much longer ago and having had them fade from memory. 

With all that said, I did come away from this season with generally positive feelings towards the musical performances. Notably, there was nothing I specifically hated. For the first time since this project started, I didn’t give any musical performances a 1-star rating. I’m sure being a fan of some of the artists who played this season has something to do with that, but hey, I’m never going to complain about a favorite artist getting their chance to be on SNL. And if St. Vincent and Phoebe Bridgers are going to serve as a mental blind spot to help me forget Jack Harlow, Morgan Wallen, and Machine Gun Kelly, then so be it…

Pop, pop, pop was the genre of the season, as per usual, and I have nothing to say about that, given my aforementioned snobbish tendencies. As I said in the S45 wrap-up post, SNL could have picked someone better for their obligatory country artist (I’ll reiterate Jason Isbell as my personal pick, in case that helps manifest it), but I’m glad they chose the obligatory indie artists that they did (now let’s see if Phoebe’s boygenius bandmate Julien Baker will come on as well… or hell, I’d enjoy seeing the entire boygenius trio on SNL, even though I can take or leave Lucy Dacus). I’d love for someone who’s more knowledgeable about current names in hip hop to weigh in on their feelings for hip hop picks this season, though I have a feeling they might feel close to what I feel about the country artists. Finally, while I felt that there was a stronger emphasis on rock than in the previous couple seasons, I would love to see more younger, up-and-coming rock bands on the show as opposed to older acts like The Strokes and Foo Fighters. (Then again, be careful what you wish for or you might end up with Greta Van Fleet. Anyway, as long as I’m tossing out dream SNL picks, might as well give Thunderpussy a mention. If you want classic rock done by people who weren’t alive when classic rock wasn’t considered classic, they’re the group to go to, imo.) 

Favorite performances?: As mentioned above, I am a fan of Phoebe Bridgers and St. Vincent, with the latter’s album Daddy’s Home being my personal pick for Album of the Year 2021, so naturally I was delighted to see them both bring their A-game to the show. And how the hell did I make it this far without mentioning Jack White?? I’ve never quite known what to make of him– sometimes he strikes me as pretentious, other times profound– but it goes without saying that he really knocked those performances out of the park.

Overall rankings: Based partly on my ratings, and partly on my subjective opinion.

1. Jack White
2. Lil Nas X
3. St. Vincent
4. Phoebe Bridgers
5. Megan Thee Stallion
6. H.E.R.
7. Nathaniel Rateliff
8. Dua Lipa
9. Foo Fighters
10. Miley Cyrus
11. The Strokes
12. Nick Jonas
13. Olivia Rodrigo
14. Machine Gun Kelly
15. Justin Bieber
16. Bruce Springsteen
17. Kid Cudi
18. Jack Harlow
19. Bad Bunny
20. Morgan Wallen

And now that that’s out of the way… I’d like to take a moment to announce that Season 46 is the last season from which I will be covering musical guest performances for this project. Other creative projects have taken precedence in my life– most notably my band’s first EP & music video, and a novel– and unfortunately the One SNL a Day project has become less of a priority. That being said, I’ll still continue to read site updates and follow along with what my fellow reviewers have to say about the show. Many thanks to Rose, Anthony, Matt, John, Carson, Kabir, and Vax for allowing me to be a part of this project, and of course thanks to Stooge for starting the original project and leaving a significant gap in each review that I found myself longing to fill. If anyone who enjoyed my reviews wants to keep up with my thoughts on whatever music happens to be striking my fancy lately, I have a (very sporadically updated) music review account on Instagram under @52recordsayear. That’s all, folks… goodnight, and have a pleasant tomorrow! 

AND NOW, SOME DATA!!
4601: 5.4 (Chris Rock) – Vax Novier
4602: 6.9 (Bill Burr) – Matt
4603: 6.6 (Issa Rae) – John
4604: 5.1 (Adele) – Kabir
4605: 5.1 (John Mulaney) – Anthony
4606: 7.5 (Dave Chappelle) – Carson
4607: 5.6 (Jason Bateman) – Matt
4608: 6.9 (Timothée Chalamet) – Matt
4609: 5.5 (Kristen Wiig) – Anthony
4610: 6.2 (John Krasinki) – Kabir
4611: 5.3 (Dan Levy) – Matt
4612: 5.8 (Regina King) – John
4613: 6.7 (Regé-Jean Page) – John
4614: 6.5 (Nick Jonas) – Vax Novier
4615: 4.6 (Maya Rudolph) – Carson
4616: 6.5 (Daniel Kaluuya) – Anthony
4617: 6.8 (Carey Mulligan) – John
4618: 3.5 (Elon Musk) – Matt
4619: 5.4 (Keegan-Michael Key) – Anthony
4620: 8.3 (Anya Taylor-Joy) – Carson / Anthony / Matt

Best Episode: Anya Taylor-Joy – 8.3 (Runner up: Dave Chappelle – 7.5)
Worst Episode: Elon Musk – 3.5 (Runner up: Maya Rudolph – 4.6)
Season Average: 6.0

HIGHEST RATED SKETCHES

5 STARS:
The Blitz (Burr; Matt)
Strollin’ (Mulaney; Anthony)
Hailstorm (Chappelle; Carson)
Lexus (Chalamet; Matt)
Birthday Gifts (King; John)
Dating After Lockdown (Jonas; Vax)
The Maya-ing (Rudolph; Carson)
Proud Parents (Kaluuya; Anthony)
The Last Dance: Extended Scene (Key; Anthony)
Picture With Dad (Taylor-Joy; Matt)
Weekend Update (Taylor-Joy; Matt)
NYU Guest Panel (Taylor-Joy; Anthony)
AMC Theatres (Taylor-Joy; Anthony)

4.5 STARS:
CFT: Sunday Night Plans (Rae; John)
Take Me Back (Chappelle; Carson)
Weekend Update (Chappelle; Carson)
Tiny Horse (Chalamet; Matt)
Christmas Morning (Wiig; Anthony)
A Teacher (Wiig; Anthony)
It Gets Better (Levy; Matt)
The Job Interview (Page; John)
Just Say Grace (Page; John)
Viral Apology Video (Kaluuya; Anthony)
Weekend Update (Mulligan; John)
L’eggs (Mulligan; John)
The Muppet Show (Key; Anthony)

4 STARS:
The Drew Barrymore Show (Rock; Vax)
Monologue (Burr; Matt)
Enough is Enough (Burr; Matt)
Samuel Adams Jack-O-Pumpkin Ale (Burr; Matt)
First Date Exes (Rae; John)
Weekend Update (Rae; John)
Your Voice Chicago (Rae; John)
Jack Flatts (Rae; John)
Cinema Classics: The Birds (Mulaney; Anthony) 
Monologue (Chappelle; Carson)
Uncle Ben (Chappelle; Carson)
Stu (Bateman; Matt)
Bits (Bateman; Matt)
The Dionne Warwick Talk Show (Chalamet; Matt)
Rap Roundtable (Chalamet; Matt)
Weekend Update (Wiig; Anthony)
What Still Works? (Krasinski; Kabir)
Now That’s What I Call Theme Songs (Krasinksi; Kabir)
Pandemic Game Night (Krasinski; Kabir)
Lifting Our Voices (Levy; Matt)
The Negotiator (King; John)
The Grocery Rap (Page; John)
Viking Voyager (Jonas; Vax)
Monologue (Kaluuya; Anthony)
Dog Park (Kaluuya; Anthony)
CFT: Beanie Babies (Kaluuya; Anthony)
What’s Wrong With This Picture? (Mulligan; John)
Study Buddies (Mulligan; John)
What I Remember About Last Year (Taylor-Joy; Carson)
Hollywood Squares (Taylor-Joy; Carson)
Making Man (Taylor-Joy; Carson)
It’s Pride Again (Taylor-Joy; Anthony)

LOWEST RATED SKETCHES

2 STARS:
Stunt Performers Association (Rock; Vax)
Bonjour Hi! (Rae; John)
The Haunted Manor (Adele; Kabir)
Trump Addicts of America (Adele; Kabir)
Weekend Update (Adele; Kabir)
Visiting Grandma (Adele; Kabir)
Africa Tourism (Adele; Kabir)
Biden Beats Trump (Chappelle; Carson)
Michigan Election Hearings (Bateman; Matt)
The Situation Room (Chalamet; Matt)
The Grinch (Wiig; Anthony)
Home For Christmas (Wiig; Anthony)
Monologue (Krasinski; Kabir)
Weekend Update (Krasinski; Kabir)
Monologue (Levy; Matt)
Hot Damn (Levy; Matt)
Tucker Carlson Tonight (King; John)
Gorilla Glue (King; John)
Bridgerton Intamcy Coordinators (Page; John)
Snatched, Vaxed, or Waxed! (Rudolph; Carson)
2021 Barfly Awards (Rudolph; Carson)
Weird Little Flute (Mulligan; John)
The War In Words (Mulligan; John)
Mother’s Day (Musk; Matt)
The Astronaut (Musk; Matt)
No More Masks (Key; Anthony)
Commencement Celebrations (Key; Anthony)

1.5 STARS:
Dueling Town Halls (Rae; John)
Biden Halloween (Mulaney; Anthony)
Headless Horseman (Mulaney; Anthony)
New York PSA (Mulaney; Anthony)
Another Uncle Meme (Mulaney; Anthony)
Holiday Baking Championship (Chalamet; Matt)
Super Bowl LV (Levy; Matt)
Women’s Theatre (King; John)
Cinderella (Jonas; Vax)
Choreographers (Rudolph; Carson)
Oops, You Did It Again (Kaluuya; Anthony)
Weekend Update (Musk; Matt)
Gemma & DJ Balls (Key; Anthony)

1 STAR:
Presidential Debate (Rock; Vax)
Vice Presidential Debate (Burr; Matt)
Presidential Debate (Adele; Kabir)
Sleepover (Bateman; Matt)
Morgan Wallen Party (Bateman; Matt)
Pence Takes the Vaccine (Wiig; Anthony)
Secret Word Holiday Edition (Wiig; Anthony)
Wedding Friends (Levy; Matt)
Monologue (Rudolph; Carson)
A Kamala Harris Unity Seder (Rudolph; Carson)
NFTs (Rudolph; Carson)
Half Brother (Kaluuya; Anthony)
Monologue (Musk; Matt)
Gen Z Hospital (Musk; Matt)
The Ooli Show (Musk; Matt)
Wario Trial (Musk; Matt)
Cowboy Standoff (Musk; Matt)
Line (Key; Anthony)
CFT: Star Quality (Taylor-Joy; Matt)

OUR PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS ENTIRE SEASON, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS, IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER

COMING SOON
After some delay, the Best of Beck Bennett should be next in our queue!

May 22, 2021 – Anya Taylor-Joy / Lil Nas X (S46 E20)

by Anthony, Carson, and Matt

Matt: Hey all! So, this was an episode that a handful of us here at the site wanted to cover, and we decided that the best way to do that would be to try out another joint review! Carson, Anthony and I have divided the episode up in terms of the segments that we most wanted to cover (or otherwise were forced to cover because nobody else wanted them), and we tackled those assigned segments as we usually would in our normal reviews… but every sketch also features shorter, alternate takes from the other two writers! It’s like a 3-for-1 deal! We’re treating y’all better than you deserve.

This was a massively fun review to write, so without further ado: Carson, take it away!

WHAT I REMEMBER ABOUT LAST YEAR (Carson)
castmembers, CSR, Leo Yoshimura [real] give recollections of SNL’s season

Carson: After spending the first half of the season doubling down on all the worst traits of Trump era cold opens—celebrity cameos, exorbitant runtimes, grab bags of one-liners with no conceptual throughline—SNL spent the rest of the season trying to give their show openers a jolt of energy with new approaches. The cameos cooled down, the political bent became less direct and the runtimes… well, whatever. The results felt fresher, but were really no better. There were plenty of admirable attempts at a new approach to cold opens, but nothing that felt effective or sustainable (for Season 47, SNL seemed to return to the more tried-and-true formula of the late-90s and early-00s, to generally positive effect). This final cold open—a “Year In Review” of sorts—feels like a concession that things haven’t been fully clicking. Honestly, it’s probably for the best. I have no interest in returning to the Trumpwin well OR another of those lame Britney Spears sketches.
— The cast’s most senior cohort—Aidy, Kate, Cecily and Kenan—open the sketch at home base. During the rapturous opening applause, many of them appear to be tearing up. Which is honestly totally understandable because this is obviously their last show, right? RIGHT???
— “It was actually a pretty fun year for me…” Kenan, holding it down for those of us who didn’t really feel crushed by the world during the first year of COVID.
— Very interesting pajama top that Bowen is wearing.
— Charming, if not quite hilarious, reflections on the first COVID year, particularly Aidy’s early misconception that being able to hold your breath was proof of not having COVID.
— This is doing a nice job of highlighting the early absurdities of working within pandemic restrictions (like Chris Redd locking eyes with Adele mid-nasal swab) and how a half-crowd of masked and exhausted first responders was a less than ideal comedy audience. Honestly, some shows, while quite funny, had Malcom McDowell/Captain Beefheart levels of audience energy. 
— Fun cameo from Leo Yoshimura. He looks great, by the way.
— The season “highlights” bit was predictable, but still very funny, though I wonder if it would have been funnier if they didn’t have Cecily point out the joke.
— “These were unusual circumstances to do comedy under. Was every sketch perfect? Yeah, pretty much. We crushed it!” Great delivery from Kyle.
— Alex, Mikey, Beck and Kenan pointing out the season lowlights (Morgan Wallen, the Mike Pence fly sketch) is a more impressively self-aware piece.
— Fun cameo from Chris Rock! The Will Smith slap officially memory-wiped everything I knew about Chris Rock from before that moment. Was he on SNL or something?
—  Here comes the sincere part where everyone gets all weepy. I’d find it more affecting if I didn’t feel so inured to SNL’s new penchant for solemn weepiness.
— I always thought that comparing Aidy and Lauren in how they look was kind of a shitty thing to do, but then again, look at the screencap of them saying “Live From New York…” It’s honestly so striking and I’m guessing that Aidy’s return is a big reason why Lauren wasn’t brought back. Have any two cast members ever looked so similar while being on the show at the same time? Spade and Carvey?
— All in all, it was a slightly hokey cold open, but the energy was sweet, the jokes landed and we largely got to avoid all the aggravating trappings of the preceding season’s cold opens. That puts me in a good mood at least.
Anthony: The first of two segments tonight that definitely play a little differently now that we know Beck and Lauren are the only two people in the cast leaving this summer (this is especially true for the part mocking the newbies lack of screen time). It is what it is, I mean clearly it’s time for the majority of this crew to pack it up, but I get not wanting to leave the place that loves you so much you get applause breaks for telling mildly amusing anecdotes, as happens to Aidy here when she does the bit about holding her breath. Still, a fun open—a lot of the self-aware digs hit and for once this season it sets a great energy for the night ahead. 
— Also, random note, but why are some of the cast members fake laughing along here like talk show hosts at some of these lines? They know we know they’ve heard them before, right?
Matt: I’m a little higher on this cold open than Carson, though he speaks of it very well. In my opinion, this was just about the most perfect way to conclude a season of exhausting cold opens that I could possibly imagine, and for once, instead of just autopiloting its way through ten minutes of applause, SNL is shooting for the heart. There are some things that hit a bit unfortunately with the hindsight of next season—namely the firing of poor Lauren, who was most certainly dealt the worst hand here, and the lack of cast turnover (something that mars this episode somewhat)—but this was a thoughtful, funny, and ultimately touching way to recap one of the craziest and messiest seasons that the show’s ever had. 
STARS: ****

MONOLOGUE (Carson)
The Queen’s Gambit prepared host for the chessboard that is SNL

Carson: Joy is British?? Well, whattya know?
— This is the first show of the season with a full crowd. You could actually tell in the cold open. The energy is a little stronger tonight.
— Oh, Joy is a Miami-born Argentenian Brit. That’s a fun grab bag.
— Joy is being tasked with getting the regular supply of ho-hum monologue jokes over with the crowd. She’s doing fine and the audience is big enough that everything is getting a bit more than it deserves. That said, the opening chess move joke where Joy does her Queen’s Gambit pose was kind of fun.
— Ok, they’re actually doing something more with the Queen’s Gambit references by having Joy hallucinate a chess board of cue cards with the cast all as chess pieces. It would have been fun if they did more with the visual, but as it stands, it’s probably one of the more ambitious pieces in a monologue the show has done in a decade.
— Joy does the standard “We have a great show” spiel in her native Spanish, which is a nice enough touch, though as a white-passing Spanish speaking Brit, all the cultural ambiguity is enough to make your head spin.
— The chess board thing was a great touch and maybe hinted at a far more fascinating monologue that could have been, but alas this is a 2021 SNL monologue we’re talking about.
Anthony: While this didn’t reinvent the wheel it did a good job setting up Joy as a charismatic and engaging host, and the SNL chess board visual was pretty fun and inventive. 
Matt: Not the greatest monologue, but solid for what it is. I love the hot crowd, and I like the decision to pan along the balcony seats and showcase the full studio—there’s a great shot of a guy standing up and flailing around like crazy that always cracks me up. The audience also gives Anya a standing ovation up top, which feels rare to see, especially for a first-time host; you can tell everyone is really pumped to be there, and that energy gives this episode a wonderful spark.
— The nerd in me loves that the chessboard is composed of cue cards from sketches across the past two episodes, including some that were cut after dress and some that have lines that didn’t make it into the live show. Notably, there are several from “Sending Drinks,” cut from both of the last two episodes, and this week’s “NYU Guest Panel” sketch in the mix.
STARS: ***

HOLLYWOOD SQUARES (Carson)
nearly all celebrities in 1998 episode are problematic

Carson: The cut to the 1998 Hollywood celebrities reveals the joke pretty quickly with Kenan’s Bill Cosby taking up the middle square. But I do notice that the top right square has Apu from The Simpsons. Lauren is also slotted up top in a non-speaking role as Roseanne. Same for Andrew as Kevin Spacey.
— While the reveal is a little predictable, it’s ultimately satisfying. This is a good premise for a sketch, even if I wonder if this would have hit even harder in, say, 2017. I guess it has a bit of a 2021 vibe with the retroactive erasure of potentially offensive content (see the striking of streaming 30 Rock and Community episodes that featured satirical use of blackface), but I feel like this could have felt really edgy just a couple years earlier.
— That all said, the cutaways to the Steve Higgins narration are incredibly effective.
—  Aidy: “One thing’s for sure, I trust Bill Cosby!”
— Funny inclusion of Jeff Dunham. The idea that he would name a talking cornbread “De’Shawn” is pretty hilarious. With the risk of Chris explaining the joke like Mikey Day, his portion where he calls out Dunham actually works pretty well.
— I don’t think things are escalating in any particular way, but the sketch is doing a good job of hitting the same beat in different ways.
— A zippy little piece that has some light fun playing with a hot topic. Was it timely? Eh, I’m not sure about that, but it was well-structured and high energy. 
Anthony: Not the most original piece the show’s ever done (things have changed culturally in the past few years? Ya don’t say) but there’s a tightness to the writing here I appreciate. This doesn’t get bogged down in extraneous details or random one-liners like a lot of modern sketches can, it’s just a quick hit of laughs connected to its premise. Some of it feels like we’re getting into easy shock laughs, but the piece mostly does what it’s supposed to and continues the strong energy the night has going so far.
Matt: Not the best sketch, but a very well-written one and a great way to start the night off. I agree with Carson that it might’ve hit harder more at the start of the #MeToo movement, but it’s still delightfully dark with its meta humor in 2021. I might criticize the anachronistic qualities of some of the celebrities, as people like Jared Fogle and Jeff Dunham were nobodies at the time, but it’s a minor complaint. I’m also surprised to see SNL taking shots at Dunham, a comedian who no doubt still works with a lot of racist shit but who there’s never been a concentrated effort to call out.
— It’s odd that Chris calls on Kevin Spacey, who is portrayed in full make-up by Andrew in the shot of the full board at the start of the sketch, but he never gets a specific close-up. I wonder if his part (and Lauren’s) were trimmed after dress.
— This sketch was previously cut from the Keegan-Michael-Key episode. In a podcast with Mike Birbiglia, he joked that it came down between this and “The Muppet Show,” and I think the right call was made there.
STARS: ****

PICTURE WITH DAD (Matt)
pre-prom photo causes accidental shotgun blast

Matt: Ah, hell yes, a Dismukes classic! 
— A fantastic disruption to the sweet tone of this pretape with Beck’s dad walking into Andrew and Heidi’s prom picture with a shotgun, and then an even more fantastic disruption with Beck proceeding to accidentally blast his dick off.
— I love the brief, blunt exchange between Alex and Anya’s doctors about how Beck was another case of someone blowing his dick off while holding a gun in a prom picture.
— I think that it’s very hard to write a sketch where the game is how much the game is repeatedly changing, and this sketch really flows from one idea to the next—first it’s about how Beck blew his dick off, then it’s about how much Andrew and Heidi have been having sex, and then it’s about the fact that they’re gonna have sex after prom even though Beck doesn’t want them to—but there’s something about the rapid pacing of this sketch, the way that the dialogue and the characterizations that are written, that keeps it perfectly afloat. That’s how fucking good Andrew is as a writer, and you can tell that the snappiness in his approach is bred from a far more youthful place than most of SNL’s other staffers. The fact that this whole sketch clocks in at a mere three minutes, too, and has so much to it… that’s definitely something SNL could afford to learn from with how long its sketches tend to run.
— There’s also a fantastically rhythmic quality to the dialogue, between Beck’s desperation and the very chaste responses of those around him, that really unifies all of the different games going on.
— Beck: “Lizzie, I’m sorry I ruined your prom by blowing my dick off with my gun… and Laura, I’m sorry I didn’t listen to you, and so I blew my little dick off with my big ‘ol gun.”
— The drawn-out portion with Andrew politely informing Beck that they won’t have sex on his request, but that they totally will, is a particular highlight. 
— I just wanted to say here how goddamn happy I am that Andrew was able to really blossom in the back-half of this season and find a niche, which he continued to maintain into S47. (As for S48… hopefully he’ll get more on than he has been as it progresses.) He’s a newbie with the sort of assured, singular voice that ensures him a long future with the show, and I can’t wait to talk about the sort of nonsense that he’ll continue to brew in the years to come.
Anthony: One of my favorite pieces of this whole era. When I watched live, I got ahead of the initial reveal but assumed it was going to happen at the very end of the sketch after minutes of arguing—for the sketch to jump straight into it and have Beck immediately shoot himself totally took me by surprise and gave me possibly my hardest laugh of the season. Matt does a great job above expressing just why this piece works so well, so I don’t have a ton more to say, but this absolutely one for the highlight reel.
— Also nice to see Beck, on his final night, get such a great role in a piece written by Andrew, one of the future stars of the show. A nice sort of torch passing moment. 
Carson: An immediate favorite. I showed this one to a ton of people after it aired in a very “Look, SNL is still a little bit funny” way. I agree with Matt that the brilliance is in the sheer efficiency of its execution. There are three or four key beats here that a regular SNL sketch would commit five minutes to alone. And while I think Andrew’s Frasier ad-lib was what fully won me over on him, it was his rapid fire back-and-forth with Beck that confirmed my belief that he belonged on the show. Premise-wise, it’s mostly pretty stupid, but in terms of pure execution, it’s really seamless.
— It also needs to be mentioned that in all the high energy and varying comic beats, this is just a really sharp takedown of fragile male egos and patriarchal bullshit. Beck, of course, is brilliant in this role, but so often SNL needs to let the audience in on the satirical POV (just imagine this sketch having Mikey Day standing there declaring “boy, that dad really seems to be compensating for something!”). Here, the comedy zooms by at breakneck speed, allowing the audience to actually engage with the comedy without being told what to think. Classic show, don’t tell—a hallmark of a great sketch.    
STARS: *****

MAKING MAN (Carson)
in heaven, designers of man receive criticism from designers of woman

Carson: The design of human man feels like a concept with a lot of room for play.
—  Mikey: “Where did you guys land on hair for the human man?” Beck: “Uh, we’re thinking about putting it pretty much everywhere.”
— The one huge toe gag comes with a pretty funny visual.
— I like Melissa being the one person on the female design team who is into the male design. I could do without Aidy having to put her in her place. It doesn’t do much for me comedically and it’s triggering my Melissa Defense Mechanism. 
— I love how smug and proud the guys are about their absurd design.
— Kenan being the nipple expert, pretentiously explaining how the male torso is meant to give the illusion of a giant face, is perfect. 
— Mikey: “As you can see, the Dangler uses three different colors of skin.”
— Great bit about “the Dangler” being basically impervious to pain while the “wrinkle pouch” can make the man fall over and vomit by merely being flicked. Some very base, but very funny observations being executed here.
— The guys’ explanation of blue balls is brilliant.
— I’m realizing that Aidy was basically pointless in this scene.
— Kyle does a brilliant turn as a socially awkward Jesus, but it’s ultimately kind of weird non-sequitur addition. The sketch kind of peters (also known as simons) out as a result.
— A very silly, but pretty evergreen concept here. This feels like it could have played as well in 1990 or 1975 or even as a mid-60s Second City piece with Alan Arkin as it does in 2021. This could have played in any season without a single revision. That’s a compliment. The sketch moved along with efficiency and despite my minor quibbles (Aidy’s presence, the non-ending), I’m always delighted to see something that feels classic, even if it’s not an actual classic. In a strong episode like this, it’s breezy fun pieces like this that form an effective connective tissue.
Anthony: Another piece tonight that isn’t exactly covering new ground but is just written tightly enough and with enough fun details that it breathes life back into the piece. Some strong ensemble work too, giving everyone some chances to shine, with Melissa and Kyle at the end especially popping. It’s nice that so far this finale has made a concerted effort to showcase the whole cast, rather than just the cast members we assumed may have been leaving at the time.
— Mikey once again donning that weird ass angel wig from the Chad sketch from Season 44’s Sandler episode that looks like something you’d see on a baby Dee Snyder. 
Matt: Probably my pick for most underrated sketch of the night. It’s not anything too elaborate, but it’s just a cavalcade of observational, writerly goodness, which I’ll always be a huge fan of. While I do agree with Carson that this is a sketch with a certain timelessness that means it could play well in any era, it’s also a piece that I think really emphasizes the strength and utility that every cast member plays. This is, for instance, one of my favorite uses of Mikey as an over-explainer and Melissa as her stock “person who is really into the weird thing” archetype; Kenan and Chris also do great work here in their supporting roles. Kyle feels like a missing link and he hurts the sketch a bit with the non-ending, but he’s fun enough as Jesus and it doesn’t ultimately detract.
— The “man” in this sketch clearly uses a cast of Beck’s face. It was also used earlier this season in the “Headless Horseman” sketch from Mulaney’s episode.
— This is also the final sketch co-written by Dan Licata (alongside Streeter Seidell), who leaves after this season. Even though he’s contributed to a rather odd assortment of sketches, I’ve always really liked him and it was sad to see him leave after only two seasons; some of his work, like this piece and “Melissa Seals the Deal” from the At Home episodes (as well as his writing for the great Joe Pera Talks with You), proved he could wield a strong and singular perspective as a writer, something which feels increasingly valuable in this era’s current writer’s room.
STARS: ****


IT’S PRIDE AGAIN (Anthony)
gay celebrants experience joys & frustrations

Anthony: Hey, a silly sketch about partying. This should be fun to talk about! I mean, my God, what in this goofy little sketch could possibly cause me to have to go on a rant about exhausting discourse?
— The melody on this is lifted from Charli XCX’s “Girl’s Night Out”, though I hear some “Holiday” in there as well.
— Love everyone’s outfits! Punkie’s jacket especially is super dope (just putting as much light as I can out there before I have to have words with some people).
— It’s always remarkable to finally see pieces like this on the show. The show has never had the best history with the LGBTQ community (ask Terry Sweeney), with an especially rough patch that stretches from the Bad Boys era to the Meyers years, where “gay” could be the entire punchline for a sketch (just remember such brilliant sketches as ‘what if a Civil War unit was super gay?’ or ‘what if Frankenstein’s monster was super gay?’). Even in 2012, when Kate was hired, while it was a big moment, it was understood that if she was going to be bringing any energy from her previous show, the Big Gay Sketch Show, it was going to be more in husky, chuckle inducing portrayals of stereotypical lesbians than anything like in this sketch (all of that’s before we get into the whole can of worms that is James Anderson). So sketches like this, directly pitched at queer audiences, written by queer writers and starring queer cast members, are still a pretty special thing when we get them. 
— I believe Anya herself is straight, which may be why she sings the part about allies (though she’s playing a lesbian in this sketch, dating Kate). 
— Bowen: “I don’t wanna be funny, I wanna be hot!”
— I wanted more specifics in Kate and Anya’s part, either on what they’re fighting about, or what’s served at a “gay brunch”. They could have done better than “eggs”. 
— Punkie not knowing who to hit on because all the straight girls having started “dressing lesbian” is the type of specific I was looking for in Kate’s bit.
— We get a cameo from Celeste Yim, one of the writers of this piece (along with Bowen and Sudi Green). They’re the one Kate asks “who let in all these straights?” (tenth screencap above)
— Fun and accurate bit with the friends getting into an exhaustive, regurgitative debate about whether or not to eat Chick-fil-A (“you Georgia Bank bitch!”)
— Lil Nas shows up to huge applause from the studio audience. I’ll bring it up in a sec when he comes on to perform, but his being here is another moment that feels significant. His verse is fine, and features some blurred out butt holes, so who can really complain?
— Funny bit mocking rainbow capitalism with the gang realizing they’re on a Deutsche Bank float.
— Hewwkay. So when this came out, there was a small but vocal contingent on Twitter (hellsite FTW yet again) that was Not. Fucking. Having. this sketch. Their beef essentially is that, instead of this being a piece celebrating Pride and all the good it stands for, SNL deigned to air a piece mocking Pride and portraying queers as messy drunks. Now when things got potentially messy in the Kaluuya episode I kept my mouth shut, but since I feel a little more qualified on this lemme just say: muh babies, touch grass. This is a line that’s been used to defend plenty a sketch I hate, but: you know this is a comedy show, right? What, you wanted them to come out and just say what pride means to them personally, maybe look at the camera as one tear slowly rolls down their cheek? This is a dumb song on a sketch show, not everything needs to be fucking Carol (oh what, they don’t like Carol now? Cool). 
— And all that’s before you get to the disgusting “ironic” tweets from people trying to slag off this sketch that said shit like “guess I’m homophobic now” or “I’m glad conversion therapy camps exist”. Maybe it’s just because I’m the ripe old age of 24, but I feel a bit of a disconnect with how cavalier some of these younger raised on internet LGBTQ+ kids can be with saying stuff like that. I get using stereotypes against you for laughs as an in-joke—like this sketch they all hated does—but when you’re making conversion therapy jokes to criticize someone who legit went to a conversion therapy camp you can go take your Euphoria profile pictures and hyperpop topsters and go fuck off.
Carson: Oh I definitely heard “Holiday” in this. That melody is a straight rip. I’ll take Anthony’s word on the Charli XCX part.
—This sketch really speaks to the benefit of representation. While I like it well enough, the element of lived experience or firsthand perspective really adds depth and nuance to the piece that wouldn’t have been available in basically any season before this. I think there have been previously sturdy pieces that have been marred by the fact that the performers do not reflect that insider’s perspective. I’ve often thought about the tricky balancing act of corporate entities co-opting pride (or as Anthony says: “rainbow capitalism”), but those observations sound crass from an outsider’s perspective. Think the “Girl With No Gaydar,” which is excellent on paper, but runs a bit cringey with all the straight performers swishing around. Or how the gay material from Kids In The Hall (even really wild swings like “Running F****t”) holds up far better than anything from, say, Mr. Show, thanks to Scott Thompson’s singular and uniquely confrontational perspective. For as great as Mr. Show was, a lot of their gay material had a mean-spirited tone (there was always just something about David Cross that felt a mite too Gen-X edgy, wasn’t there?). Anyway, this is all to say, this is a great example of why widening SNL’s cast demographics works in its favor. I may not agree with my one friend who found it offensive that Beck Bennett did a Russian accent for his Putin impression, but a piece like this really highlights how a diverse cast actually expands comedic and satirical potential.
Matt: A nice, similarly fleshed-out and wonderfully queer companion piece to “It Gets Better” from earlier this season. As Anthony said earlier, I love that we’re at a point with SNL in terms of diversity where we can get a sketch like this which plays, specifically, for queer audiences, everyone else be damned; for as rocky as the past few seasons have been, I think that’s one of the greatest current highlights of this specific moment in the show’s history. In terms of the sketch itself, I think it’s one of the stronger musical sketches in some time, thanks to how sharply-honed its perspective is, and I love the specificity of its observations; my favorite bits are about how so many straight women dress in queer-adjacent ways, and the argument over Chik-fil-A.
STARS: ****

CELTIC WOMAN (Matt)
Celtic Woman is a crowd-pleasing mostly-Irish musical extravaganza

Matt: Hooray, a sketch built off of a reference that I don’t understand, my favorite! Apparently Celtic Woman is a real-life Irish folk ensemble whose program was frequently aired on PBS, and who tour around the US doing Irish things, context which was generally lost on me when it aired. With that being said… we’ll see how the sketch fares for me now.
— Already in the second cutaway, Cecily, Kate, and Aidy are breaking through their performance, something that would usually annoy me… but there’s been enough goodwill built up tonight that it feels fairly charming. It also helps that they’re not all that responsible right now for any of the comedic heavy-lifting.
— Steve Higgins’ voiceover is providing almost all of this sketch’s laughs, but all of his writing is absolutely perfect: “Witness Irish culture the way it was meant to be enjoyed: in Ohio.”
— A funny bit with the Celtic Woman briefly performing a very Celtic version of “Sweet Home Alabama” because it’s just the sorta song the audience would want to hear.
— Ah, Lauren makes her final sketch appearance in a rather thankless role, giving a testimonial for Celtic Woman. It’s sad to see her go; she was dealt an absolutely terrible hand this season, and I feel like it would’ve only been fair for the show to offer her another season to try to make more of an impression. She was never bad, but she was also just never given any opportunities to prove her worth or meaningfully participate in the show, and I blame SNL for that—with its horribly bloated cast of veterans that refuse to leave—far more than I blame her for being unable to infiltrate it. Alas, as usual, she is decent here, and does as much as the show allows her to do (very little).
— A great brief cutaway of Beck and Kyle hamming it up like a couple of absolute goons banging the shit out of Irish drums. Chloe is also a lot of fun as an erratic, running violinist. These are references that I’m sure I could have more room to understand, but they’re fun enough as is.
— “Take your grandma and watch the popular girls from your high school get absolutely railed by the idea of Ireland.” I see you, Anna Drezen.
— This is a pretty slight and messy sketch overall, but it’s pretty fun for what it is, and the fact that so much of the humor comes more from the details than the performances makes it fairly fail-proof. I’ll be perhaps a bit generous with how I’m ranking it because this episode’s put me in a good mood.
Anthony: Another in this series of sorta grab-bag Drezen-penned sketches starring one or more of these ladies, but enough of the one-liners hit and it gets in and out quick enough with its little drop of silliness that it definitely doesn’t detract from the episode.
— Nice to see Higgins kill it again on the voiceover. He can actually make those Drezen lines pop more than a lot of performers on the show can.
Carson: Spoiler alert: this is a good episode. But even the good episodes have some weak links. But a weak link does not need to crater an episode. The best weak links kind of merrily float by on good cheer, high energy and base level or worthwhile chuckles. There’s a vague familiarity to Celtic Women, even if the exact reference is lost on you as it was and is with me. But we’ve all been to our local community’s Heritage Days or Cultural Days festival where we’ve watched some sort of traditional Celtic/Ukrainian/Polish/Highland dance routine, so there’s a general vibe that’s easy to connect to. 
STARS: ***

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Montero”

Anthony: As I said earlier, this feels like a pretty significant performance. I can’t think of a time the show’s ever had such a flamboyantly gay musical guest before. They’ve had gay guests, sure. And loud, enthusiastic, gender bending performers before, yes. Heck, Elton John’s performed on the show, and I don’t just mean in the form of Horatio. But this is an out gay man coming on to sing a song explictly about gay sex, oiled up, in a cut off shirt, in leather pants, grinding up against a bunch of half naked dudes. That feels new.
Blue: I remember thinking when Lil Nas X first captured the nation’s attention with “Old Time Road” that he was prime One Hit Wonder material. A year later, and here he is on SNL proving me wrong. 
— Beautiful staging right from the start, with Lil Nas X silhouetted in front of a backdrop of purple clouds. I also love his outfit.
— I’m enjoying the dancers’ choreography as Lil Nas X descends from the elevated section of the stage.
— The pre-recorded track that Lil Nas X is presumably doubling is coming close to overpowering his live vocals.
— Now Lil Nas X has joined in on the choreography, and he’s doing a great job! This is very fun to watch.
— Big reaction from the crowd as one of the dancers licks Lil Nas X’s neck.
— I love how unapologetically homoerotic this performance is, and how it’s clearly not done for shock value, but rather as a celebration. Like Anthony said above, this feels very new and significant.
— It’s hard to tell on the second chorus if Lil Nas X is singing at all. He did skip a line when the mic wasn’t near his mouth, but even now that he’s holding the mic up, his vocals are getting lost in the mix. Perfectly understandable due to the choreography, though.
— Impressive moment where the dancers lift Lil Nas X in the air
— The pre-recorded vocals are becoming even more obvious on the bridge, with Lil Nas X only bothering to double one line.
— This pole-dancing segment is off to an epic start, with dollar bills flying through the air… until Lil Nas X suffers a wardrobe malfunction almost immediately. It’s hilarious to pinpoint the exact moment it happens; he looks down with an “oh shit!” expression, and then covers his crotch and gives the camera a sheepish glance. He showed a clip from dress of how the performance was supposed to go on Fallon the next day.
— Great confident singing from Lil Nas X on the last chorus.
— Love the closing shot, where Lil Nas X is perfectly centered in front of the screen projection so that it looks like he’s wearing angel wings.
STARS: *****

WEEKEND UPDATE (Matt)
for Mental Health Awareness Month, PED addresses return-to-society fears

Jeanine Pirro (CES) sings “My Way” & submerges herself in red wine

Matt: Che, regarding Andrew Giuliani: “I didn’t know you could get brain damage when your father drinks during a pregnancy.”
— It’s always a bit difficult to talk about topical jokes from old Updates, but as someone who has watched a looooot of Weekend Update from the early years of SNL, I can safely say that Colin and Michael’s Updates tend to hold up the best for me by a considerable margin. There’s a reason, in these rocky seasons, I’ve always considered them the reliable anchor of the show: even the most iffy installments rarely disappoint. I’m still getting some good laughs out of their material in spite of the distance of watching it nearly a year later.
— Oh wow, and we’re already moving onto the sillier individual jokes before the first guest correspondent. That’s definitely a plus.
— Now it’s Pete’s turn to deliver a correspondent piece that made me think he would be leaving the show. Oopsie!
— A solid self-burn from Pete (very new for him, I know) about how even when masked, people recognize him from his eyes because he looks like he “both just woke up and hasn’t slept in days.”
— “AIDS is a lot like SNL: it’s still here, it’s just no one’s gotten excited about it since the ‘90s.”
— Pete ends his feature by sweetly mentioning how much of an honor it was to grow up in front of an audience. I don’t know how much I agree with that sentiment, as the extent of his oversaturation in pop culture and tabloids would hit a fevered pitch next season, but since things came crashing down for him a few seasons ago, I’ve respected how much he seems like he tries to exist outside of that (even if it doesn’t stop him from finding even more baffling celebrities to hook up with). Either way, this is a fairly above-average segment from him, and maybe it would be more impactful if he didn’t follow it up with a segment in the next season premiere where he insists that he doesn’t know why he’s still on SNL either.
— Yay, baby’s first Joke Swap coverage! I specifically asked to cover the entirety of Update in large part just because I wanted to write about the Joke Swap, so this’ll be fun.
— So far, the jokes are pretty basic jabs at Colin being racist or Michael being bad at sex, but they’re still giving me laughs. You gotta warm up to the good shit.
— The run of jokes about the upcoming Superman movie where Superman is Black are fantastic; I love Colin’s joke about how his Kryptonite is “an honest day’s work.”
— Another thing I love is that we’ve hit the point where Colin has started making Michael’s jokes be less jokes and more forcing him to profess support for some terrible person or group. Last Joke Swap, with him telling Epstein to “Rest in power” is probably the peak, but having him honor police officers who used excessive force on a homeless Black man by saying that “Blue lives matter even more” is certainly nothing to sleep on, either.
— Hahaha, and now Michael has completely derailed the ostensive setup of an unrelated joke by having Colin affirm that Woody Allen did nothing wrong!
— And now Colin is doing ANOTHER Superman joke! God, I remember actually crying when I saw this live and it’s still murdering me right now.
— You’d think that would be the perfect crescendo to this Update, but boy oh boy, there’s just one more treat around the corner…
— Cecily’s Jeanine Pirro, here to close out the third season in a row! Within the first 30 seconds she’s already sloshing Colin with her wine glass so we’re clearly building to something special.
— And now, here it is: Cecily breaking out into a performance of “My Way” and jumping into a giant tank of red wine. Fuckin’ grade-A shit, only to be surpassed by Cecily launching a torrent of red wine perfectly into Colin’s face without even looking back at him. If Cecily left after this season, this would be one of the most perfect swan songs a cast member has ever gotten, and the fact that she didn’t leave afterwards was something that had me worried about how well it would play for me with that hindsight… but god, it’s impossible not to love this as a cathartic, bombastic, and beautifully silly way to bring the past season of Weekend Updates to a close. More than anything else, now I just wonder how Cecily could possibly top this when she does her real farewell piece. I suppose we’ll see! (NOTE: We wrote these ages ago. I’ll have thoughts on her proper farewell eventually!)
— I’ve had to contemplate the grade I would give this Update. It’s certainly not perfect all the way through, with the nice but inoffensive Pete feature being a glaring weak point, but I think that its weakness is largely in the fact that both Joke Swap and Jeanine Pirro are so fucking good. And if I were to say that this Update, before those two parts, was at a 3.5, that the Joke Swap bumps it up half a star, and that Jeanine warrants a full bonus star… then baby, we’ve got a sexy, five-star Update. Anthony and Carson can fight me, but I have the power and I’m fucking using it. Sorry, boys!
Anthony: Wowee Batman, a full five! While I can’t quite go that high, this is the good stuff for sure. Joke swap is one of the most fun traditions of any Update era, and this is possibly the best installment yet, so that’s a huge plus, and in general Jost and Che seem to have more energy tonight than they did a lot of nights this season. To be honest, if both these performers left after this (Pete and Cecily, though Jost & Che can certainly take notes as well…), you could maybe talk me into that full fiveroo. As is, it’s hard to look past that Pete’s piece is, as Matt pointed out, fine but really not up to much. And as for Cecily…I mean she kills it, but this was so clearly intended as a send off. And now that it isn’t one, that just makes it, what…an ode to Jeanine Pirro? It just adds an unfortunate weird taste to her whole bit here, which is unfortunate because it’s otherwise easily my favorite thing from Cecily this season.
Carson: Hmm, yeah. My philosophy has always been “If Norm’s Updates didn’t get *****, no one gets *****.” As much as I appreciate the Jost and Che pair—easy No. 3 on my all-time Update list, possibly No. 2 by the end of their never-ending tenure—there’s always been a little bit too much Seth Meyers in the DNA of the duo. Like, watch the first run of jokes, before Che and Jost really explore their dynamic—it’s just the breezy, low-stakes patter of the Meyers era. When the jokes are great, they’re spectacular, but a smooth delivery and a hot crowd will turn a lot of fours into nines. These guys are great when they really let loose, but they still have a sort of professional efficiency that cruises along in third gear. That is until the joke swap which is, as always, worth the price of admission alone.
—The other element has been touched on, but the air of finality that carried this segment during the live airing is deflated now that we know that moments that feel like send-offs are just feints. After another re-heated serving of “Pete Davidson talks about himself and his celebrity” we get a sort-of modest acknowledgment about him “growing up” in front of the audience. It’s low-key enough that it’s not, like, obsequious, but knowing where things are headed with Pete in the coming season, I don’t know if Pete’s maturity journey is quite out of its tumultuous stage.
Cecily’s piece is more obviously excellent because Cecily, for all her flaws (basically her loyalty to James Anderson), is SNL’s most powerful performer. So she nails her piece, perhaps too much! Watching it now, I can see how it does not need to be perceived as a big climactic send-off, but then again, remembering the feelings of the moments, it seems that the extra oomph in Cecily’s performance is due to the extra emotional heft behind it. It was all just a classic case of audience manipulation though. We were duped! Matt’s still in their feelings though, and they get final say on this one, so…
STARS: *****

IN MEMORIAM
a photo of Charles Grodin marks his passing

Matt: Weekend Update ends with a bumper in tribute of the recently-deceased Charles Grodin, who infamously hosted in Season 3 under the guise of not having attended dress rehearsal and futzing through every sketch he appeared in. It’s an episode so legendary that it still perpetuates myths that he was “banned” from the show, and having since seen that incredible episode, I’m glad that SNL—as spotty and weirdly selective as it can be with who it chooses to memorialize—gave him a well-deserved nod.

ENID & ASTRID’S BRAWR BARN (Matt)
Enid (AIB) & Astrid’s (host) Brawr Barn supports large-breasted women

Matt: You gotta appreciate Anya’s gameness and versatility across this episode, because I would not have bet on her being part of a two-hander with Aidy doing a thick New York accent and looking completely at-ease. 
— Like “Celtic Woman,” this is pretty much just another one-liner-athon, but it’s working better. Not only is Aidy more locked-in (she’s pretty underrated at this sort of stuff whenever she’s severed from Kate), but the writing feels stronger and the prop comedy with the various terrifying “brawrs” is selling everything harder.
— A pretty wild bit with Aidy vigorously squeezing and smacking Heidi’s breasts. You can tell Heidi’s doing her darndest not to break, and I feel like we rarely see her come this close.
— Anya: “Nobody has ever had a sexual feeling in this store.” Aidy: “This is a medical experience. We are one step away from a hospital.”
— It’s also nice to see Beck get this sort of meathead role one more time as Aidy’s husband since it’s the sort of role that he was predestined to play. Also a really funny, subtle touch of him smoking a cigar under his welder’s mask.
— Aidy: “I know Victoria’s secret, and it’s that she’s too intimidated to help me!”
— Your mileage may vary with these sorts of sketches, and I feel I tend to be more generous to them than most, but this feels like one of the finer examples to me, carried by committed performances from Aidy and Anya.
Anthony: This and Celtic Woman are the definite dips of this episode, which just speaks to how consistent this episode is overall because neither are particularly poor sketches. Both have their solid one-liners and fun moments of physicality (Chloe doing her crazy violin dance in that piece, Aidy groping Heidi like a maniac here) and neither—and this is real important—overstay their welcome.
— Beck gets one of his many big dumb guy roles of the night here. Nice to see him going out doing what he does best.
Carson: A pretty stock, low-stakes piece for SNL, but it’s written and performed to the absolute peak of its potential, another testament to the strength of this episode. Aidy, in particular, gives an assured, giddy performance, bringing an absolute hammer to a sketch that she could have sleepwalked through. The details in the writing (“You’re a 28Q…”) are keen-eyed and make a great marriage for the performers. Undoubtedly, this is a throwaway, but this is about as good as SNL gets in these kinds of pieces.
STARS: ***½

NYU GUEST PANEL (Anthony)
coeds’ (AIB) & (host) questions to TV cast are softball or insensitive

Anthony: So after some digging I found that several of the cast members of this sketch, including Pete and Punkie, as well as the writers of this sketch, Anna Drezen and Celeste Yim, did a zoom panel for a college a bit before this episode that went down pretty similarly, with Pete being asked breezy questions by star-struck fans and the lesser known minority cast members and writers only being called upon for questions about their “struggles”. So a pretty clear and solid inspiration for a sketch there.
— This sketch works great even without that backstory, as anyone who’s watched dumb press junkets like this can notice this pattern.
— I also found out Melissa was at that original panel. She would have slotted into this sketch pretty perfectly, but I guess I should never count out the show finding new ways to shut out poor Melissa. 
— Was the audience instructed to applaud for Pete? I feel like either answer I get on that will disappoint me. 
— “As a black woman, could you please explain race?” Perfect line to get us into this. Two dumb questions to Pete, that whopper of a question to Ego and we’re off to the races.
— I can’t keep quoting them but every question the non Pete cast members get asked is just chef’s kiss.
— Anya continues to be great here. I love her menacing “we’ll get to you” when Heidi tries to inject and answer one of Pete’s fun questions. There’s an iciness to the way she interacts with all the non-Pete cast members that really sells this, I’d say even more than Aidy, and makes the switch when she gets back to Pete even more effective (also like the affectation she puts on when talking to Pete where it seems like she’s trying to solve a math problem). 
— I like how Pete’s character is blissfully unaware of how probing and uncomfortable his co-stars’ questions are.
— A nice nod to parting writers Sudi Green and Fran Gillespie with 2 questions being submitted by ‘Fran G’ and ‘Sudi G’. We also get a nod to director Hannah Levy with a question from “Hannah L”.
— Aidy messes up the punchline of the bit where she interrupts Punkie by hesitating and then tripping over her words. Feels like a cue card issue.
— The questions eventually hilariously devolve into pure babble (“You’re a gay homo, yah?”).
— Great ending with the interviewers giving out the panelists’ personal cell phone numbers to the chat.
— Another strong ensemble piece tonight. This kept just the right energy for this type of piece, a rapid fire stream of one-liners built around a solid satirical premise that once again tonight finds the show mining humor from a perspective it’s often overlooked. 
— Apparently they tried this again in the Billie Eilish episode, but wisely chose to cut it. This sketch already perfectly explores this premise, there’s no need to return to this ground .(While she’s a fun and competent host, I also don’t think Billie would have managed the tone switches I talked about with Anya as masterfully, which is a big part of what sells this sketch). 
Carson: My favorite thing about this site is when someone argues in favor of a sketch deserving classic status—especially sketches that maybe didn’t register as classics to me on the first go-round. Not because they’re not great, but, y’know, not everything hits with its full gravity in the moment. This season has a few of those (Matt’s review of “The Blitz” from the Bill Burr episode, for one) and I feel like I may have done that once or twice too. This is a good example of that. It’s also another good example of how diversity is a weapon that enhances satirical potential instead of muddies it. SNL frequently veers into a sort of pandering neoliberal mush, but as the cast grows in its diversity, it is able to approach the realm of diversity with more teeth (in a way, I’m reminded of “Dyke & Fats”—a brilliant piece that could not have been effectively approached without the very specific people performing the scene). Here, we’re able to explore the problems associated with “identity comedy” (a term I’m just now making up) where visible minorities are not seen as being anything beyond those minority identities. I mean, it’s not the entire thrust of this scene, but there’s a knowing and lived-in quality to the indignities that Ego, Bowen and Punkie’s characters (or “characters”) have to endure in the wake of their celebrity castmate. I know everyone is playing a role here, but you get a sense that this is barely an exaggeration of the real thing. Pete, for his part, plays the foil well. And as we’ve seen over the course of Season 46, Pete achieving the bare minimum level of proficiency is cause for huge celebration among many online fans. But kudos, nonetheless.  
Matt: Anthony hit this perfectly in his review, so I don’t have a ton to add. If the earlier “Making Man” sketch is an example of a piece whose strength comes from the fact it could play in any era, this is a sketch whose strength is that it could only exist in this era, with these writers and this cast. This is such a perfect idea for this writer’s room’s talent at crafting perfect one-liners and the ensemble is wonderful, with everyone submitting incredible work, particularly Aidy and Pete (two performers I’m usually fairly hard on). I mean this is especially, absolutely perfect use of Pete, and along with his Update feature, this would’ve been a great way to cap off both his tenure and his best season as a cast member… if only he had actually departed, rather than continuing on the show with both feet already out the door.
— “How has being gay and Chinese prevented you from being happy?” Line of the episode.
STARS: ***** 

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Sun Goes Down”

Blue: Interesting choice to have a closeup of Lil Nas X’s face on the screen behind him for the entire performance. I can’t imagine that Studio 8H is a big enough venue to need that kind of visual.
— This isn’t exactly a ballad, but it still fills the “upbeat song + ballad” format well enough.
— As soon as Lil Nas X starts singing, it’s obvious that either his vocals are not 100% live, or the engineer has put a lot of effects on them.
— Lil Nas X’s lower register is quite pleasant to listen to.
— I’m feeling a bit emotional hearing these personal lyrics. Especially “I’mma make my fans so proud of me.” Aw… 
— I suspect that final bit of wordless singing (“ahhh”) was lip-synced, or at least the vocal effect was so prominent it sounded like it was lip-synced.
— I usually get annoyed when singers play air guitar along to their own song, but I’m finding it very endearing coming from Lil Nas X.
— Very touching to hear Lil Nas X tell the audience that he loves them all at the conclusion of the song.
STARS: ***

AMC THEATRES (Anthony)
for AMC Theatres, Vin Diesel (BEB) rhapsodizes about going to the mooovies

Anthony: And so we say goodbye to Beck Bennett. Beck had a quick rise at the show, slowly but surely taking the glue guy spot from Taran (that he got to have for like, a season and a half) and holding it down since (with Mikey in tow as Glue #2). While Beck’s never been my favorite on the show, he’s always been a reliable, committed performer. I do think it says something that even amongst the “things must never change” stans, Beck’s departure went mostly unremarked upon. Still, he certainly had his moments, as tonight showed. Going out the door, the guy gave us two of my favorite things he’s ever done on the show.
— I talked in the Kaluuya review about sketches I could show non-fans, and my God if this isn’t the sketch from Season 46 that’s had the strongest success rate. People I’ve shown this to just love this thing, and I have certain friends I still say “moooveees” within casual conversation. I think it’s a testament to Vin Diesel’s lovably ridiculous dumb guy public persona as much as it Beck’s strong work here.
— Bit of a full circle moment here for Beck, as Vin Diesel was one of his first notable roles all the way back in his third episode.
— The writing on this is kind of nothing at times, but we’re not here for the writing. We’re here for Beck to grovel “mooooveees”.
— “Have you ever seen a moovee? It’s amazing!”
— Great bit with Kenan as a janitor who comes in to clean, notices Diesel rambling, and silently backs away.
— This does start to drag a bit by the end, and the ending is your typical SNL handwave. In concept and execution it’s probably closer to a 4, but the rating system is already screwy as is with 6 reviewers, and much like the maskless audience, we’re just feeling ourselves at this point. At the end of a frankly drab and dreary season (and an even worse year surrounding it) this hits. In what’s sure to be the most generous rating I’ll ever give on the site, I award Vinny a full Fast Five.
Carson: A nice goodbye moment of sorts for Beck. As a true stalwart, Beck ends his tenure with some proper scene work as opposed to, you know, that Kristen Wiig boondoggle. I much prefer it this way. Granted, this isn’t exactly the greatest sketch in the world, but it’s a good example of Beck’s ability to push his confident macho idiot persona to its giddy extreme. The writing here is observant and reasonably sharp, but it takes Beck’s beefy goofiness (and goofy beefiness) to really sell it. Unlike Anthony, I see this as a slightly modest final sketch, but it certainly encompasses Beck’s comedic spirit to a tee.
Matt: This is the perfect swan song to Beck, ceded the 10-to-1 spot to do the sort of effortlessly sublime stupidity that he was always best at, and which—in SNL’s insistence that he maintain a glue position—we didn’t get to see nearly as much as we should have. This is the sort of sketch that only he could really sell, partially because it’s the sort of sketch that he’d be the only one to pitch, and my god does he kill it here. Every single word that he fights his way through as Vin Diesel is gold, and I’m glad that he could leave the show on the sort of high that so many of the other cast members surrounding him could’ve afforded to as well.
STARS: ***** 

GOODNIGHTS

CUT FOR TIME: STAR QUALITY (Matt)
(AIB) & (KAM) serenade doll, (BOY) & (host) introduce new music genre on (KET)’s talent-search program

Matt: Hahahaha, yeah, fuck this shit.
— I don’t want to point fingers at the specific writer who made this sort of sketch commonplace, especially because said writer by this point has departed from the show, but that just makes this sketch, with all of the cliches that it mercilessly checks off—Kenan in an ungodly hammy performance speaking garbly garbage that’s ostensibly designed to sound funny (“the hyman of the entertainment industry”; “vaginacologist”), stupid character names, Southern accents, and lul so random details delivered through club music—all the more watery, as if the torch of said writer deserved to be preserved like an eternal flame rather than stamped out like a flaming bag of dog poop.
— The trellis used as a backdrop element in this sketch can be seen stored on the “Making Man” set during the cold open. Is that fun information?
— At least Bowen gets to wear hella mesh here. Happy for him.
Anthony: Weird structure to this. Figured we’d either get a series of contestants or just focus on one weird pair, but instead it’s one long bit with Kate & Aidy followed by another long bit with Bowen and Anya. Oh yea, and neither are funny in the slightest.
— They shoulda called this one Deep House Don’t, amirite? Don’t worry folks, we’re almost done here. 
Carson: What I liked: The hymen line (sorry) and Bowen’s “And me? I’m on the same level as her.” What I didn’t like: All the cliches of modern SNL (as mentioned above but also a “Kenan Reacts” for good measure) sloppily adorning a sketch with no root structure. Just a few vaguely connected ideas (music!) mashed together in a Frankenstein monster of inscrutable and aimless sketch comedy. Like, imagine going for an Anderlette vibe and failing at that
STARS: *

CUT FOR TIME: BACKSTAGE PITCH (Anthony)
(KAM), (BEB), (EGN), & (AIB) pitch Queen’s Gambit spoofs to (host)

Anthony: “Sketch about not being able to come up with a good sketch” is a pretty “sketch you’d see in a Sketch 101 class” concept, but it’s a decent jumping off point for a series of quick jokes, so let’s see how the hit rate on this turns out.
— It says quite a bit about Kate’s later seasons at the show that you could totally convince me Queen’s (Borough) Gambit was an actual sketch idea she pitched. I did enjoy her almost profound delivery of “I am not” when Anya asks if she’s actually from Queens.
— I wonder if they would have made the graphic of the talking chess piece in the Queer Eye parody less horryifying if this made it to air.
— Ego’s bit, pitching a chess theme Hustlers parody called “Chustlers”, isn’t up to much, but I do like seeing the show have enough confidence in her to place her along Kate, Beck and Aidy here. It feels like, had this been done in the previous season’s finale, this role would have gone to Cecily or Kyle (I mean he’d rock the fur coat, admittedly). It may not have been intentional, but it’s a nice capper for Ego’s season, one that saw her really rise through the ranks of the show and walk away the MVP of the year. 
— “Sometimes, when a host is really known for one thing-” I will not stand for this The Witch erasure. (If we’re pretending Split and Glass don’t exist on the other hand…eh, okay.)
— Another self-winking nod from the show that having a tech billionaire host may not have been the greatest move, with Kate nearly breaking in tears after finding out Elon Musk hosting wasn’t just a dream she had. I’m not too into the “broken down Kate” thing they were doing this season, but it’s a solid moment. 
— This is just collapsing into word salad at this point, which I know is the point but it just leaves the thing feeling kind of empty. This feels a bit like SNL trying to ape the past success of the random humor of The Lonely Island shorts, as well as a precursor to the more successful fast paced Tik Tok style Please Don’t Destroy videos we’ll get next season (more on those when I return with my next review…), but unfortunately for now it feels stuck in between those and ends up just feeling like a lot of fast paced oh-so-random bits without much really tying them together. There’s some minor fun to be had (I mean, “Dairy Queen’s Damn Bitch”), but this is definitely more bubblegum than steak (I can still only compare sketch to food). 
Carson: I was mostly down with the premise here and was kind of hopeful it would be one of those quick hit pieces with lots of jump cuts, but I think we only got that in part. Instead, this felt like it really got diverted. Some ways were fun (Aidy talking about getting a whale), but some, like the COVID and Elon Musk stuff, felt redundant to the Cold Open. Now granted, this was a dress rehearsal pre-tape, so maybe the producers felt this piece didn’t hold together (it doesn’t) but could still be salvaged for parts. Which, frankly, I think was the right choice.
— I also, just…*sigh*…I don’t think I can handle the Kate persona. I think she’s still a fine sketch performer, I guess, but when Kate is tasked with playing herself, all of her tics come out in a wild flurry and I just can’t handle it. Am I alone in this?
Matt: This isn’t a super great sketch, and I think it’s a fair cut, especially in favor of the other pretapes that made this episode. I’m a bit more generous to it than Anthony and Carson, though; while the premise is basic, I always like seeing these seasons do more meta sketches that play around with the cast as themselves (which is in short supply these days), as well as the show spoofing its track record of obligatory, host-specific parody sketches. My favorite parts were less the cutaways and more the little exchanges that take place in Anya’s dressing room: Aidy talking about “shooting” the whale they bought for “Free Queenie” and Kate’s breakdown over Elon Musk hosting are very good little moments that play off of the identity of both of them as performers well. Seeing Ego get to join in the pile-up as well is a nice affirmation of the spot she’s carved out at the show. 
STARS: **½ 

IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
Anthony: Hot diggity dang, was that a strong one. I think this is the first review since we took over from Stooge where every single segment in the live show got a positive grade. As with many of us, I was pretty disappointed when over the summer only one of the super senior cast members chose to leave, and that does undeniably taint the episode a bit, though I think you only really feel it for a couple of lines in the open and with Cecily’s piece. Overall, this was still one of the best episodes of this whole era: the writing, while not particularly daring or inventive, was, to use this phrase again, just a whole lot tighter than we generally get; a new host came in and crushed, and a well-liked cast member got to leave on top with two of his funniest pieces. There really isn’t much more you could ask for from a finale.
Carson: An undeniably strong episode and I felt it at the time too. From the refreshing cold open and monologue to a reasonably triumphant Weekend Update, this episode felt brisk and invigorating. While I only had one sketch slated for five stars going into the review (Picture With Dad), I was effectively convinced on one other (NYU Guest Panel). As for the other two to receive the full grade? They’re within reasonable shouting distance of greatness for me to not be too rattled, though I think a high end episode like this one will make merely decent pieces feel so much more. But then again, even the merely decent pieces (Brawr Barn, Celtic Women) had a little more zip going for them than usual. Honestly, after such an understandably difficult season where the show had to sort of re-invent itself through COVID and into the post-Trump era, it was nice to see them wrap the season with a complete victory lap. Felt well-earned. Would have been a great farewell episode for so many people. Only Beck got the memo.   
Matt: I remembered this episode being truly delightful when it aired, but I was worried that it wouldn’t hold up nearly as much when I had to cover it… so it was, truly, a delightful surprise that it ended up being even better than I recalled! It definitely hurts a bit to account for the fact that it would’ve been a perfect farewell episode for Cecily, Aidy, Pete, and Beck—only one of whom took the opportunity—but hey, quality is quality. Following the past season of highs and Elon Musks, this episode is a massive, glorious victory lap, and undoubtedly one of the greatest season finales the show has ever had. And again, out of this season?? It’s madness, but the numbers don’t lie. I’ll break out the big g-word: absolutely gangbusters.

OUR PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS FROM BEST TO WORST
Picture With Dad
NYU Guest Panel
Weekend Update
AMC Theatres
Making Man
What I Remember About Last Year
It’s Pride Again
Hollywood Squares
Enid & Astrid’s Brawr Barn
Monologue
Celtic Woman
(CFT: Backstage Pitch)
(CFT: Star Quality)

COMING SOON!
The Best Of Beck Bennett!

May 15, 2021 – Keegan Michael Key / Olivia Rodrigo (S46 E19)

by Anthony

NO MORE MASKS
Anthony Fauci (KAM) introduces scenes dramatizing maskless scenarios

— Kate’s Fauci returns. As Matt pointed out when this impression made its debut, there’s an incongruity in how this impression is so superficially similar to Kate’s other slimy male politician roles but for a man the show clearly wants us to respect. Has…has the show gone so all in on Kate they’re now thinking of it as an “honor” to be impersonated by her?  
— Not the worst concept of actors playing out scenarios where you do and don’t have to wear a mask under new mandates. Well, they’re not quite actors, they’re “doctors who minored in theater”, though I feel like it would have been stronger as just simply ‘actors’, as it’s less of a mouthful and would explain the inaccuracy of the scenes they perform. Either way, this feels somewhat reminiscent of those High School Theater Showcase sketches, which I always enjoyed.
— Every member of the cast (minus the Update bros) appears in this sketch. On the one hand, it’s nice to see so much of the underutilized cast get a chance to shine. However, the show has had a lot of these sketches in the last couple years where it’s just a string of cast members coming on to say their bit and leave, and they’re by nature pretty inconsistent pieces. I also rarely feel like we need the bits with one or two cast members as a moderator interjecting to let us know that the wacky person we just saw was in fact wacky, as Kate’s Fauci does here.
— I don’t know if Bowen and Ego hooking up here was a subtle reference to their joke fling they have on Instagram, but it was a fun bit either way. 
— Not getting much out of these in-sketch skits. They just feel like a collection of buzzwords and bad acting tics.
— I see the show reusing its own “COVID mask covering an undesirable bottom half of someone’s face” joke from the premiere. 
— Kyle coming into a skit to try and turn it into an improv scene is kinda funny, though again I don’t need Kate’s Fauci commenting on it.
— Interesting Cecily’s the only one to get 2 skits (and yet misses the LFNY, very curious – scratches chin). 
— Cute meta moment with Kate acknowledging the audience to tell them they still need to keep their masks on.
— Some of the gags in this were okay but there just wasn’t much to hold onto. It feels like one of those Jost pieces (he co-wrote this with Gary Richardson) that’s trying so hard not to have an opinion it ends up not feeling like much of anything. 
STARS: **

MONOLOGUE
alongside CES & KET, singing host is excited to do all the SNL things

— You can tell even before he goes into his personal history with the show how much it means for Key to be up there. 
— It’s a nice full circle moment to have a former cast member from MADtv, SNL’s main rival for much of the 90’s and 2000’s, hosting the show. Though he’s not the first cast member to come in contact with the show, as both Jeff Richards and Taran Killam are alums of both shows. MAD was a show I used to slag off for many years as an inferior SNL clone, but having seen more of it recently I’ve really come around on the early years of it (I’m not so into it by the time Key comes around, unfortunately) as it, at its peak, embraced the “kid brother of SNL” label in the best way possible by leaning into the juvenile nastiness, stupidity and chaos of a little brother. It’s a show I know has been dogged on by a lot of people, so it’s nice to see it have this moment of minor victory. 
— I was half expecting an Eminem reference when Key mentions he grew up near Detroit’s 8 Mile Road, but I guess that’s Pete’s wheelhouse.
— Speaking of Pete, he shows up for a second and makes an Elon Musk joke, making us all shudder in horror as this confirms the previous episode wasn’t just some horrible collective nightmare we had.
— Really? We have a sketch comedy veteran of two shows, one of which he co-created and was among the most acclaimed sketch series of all time, and we’re giving him your standard basic boring musical monologue? 
— Keegan’s Schmigadoon! co-star Cecily pops up here. Expect to see more of that pairing tonight, though don’t expect to like it. 
— The melody here is a lift from the classic SNL “Not Gonna Phone It In Tonight” (now and forever the gold standard of musical monologues), which is a nice little easter egg at least.
— We get questions from the audiences now too, meaning SNL is deploying both of its stock “monologues for hosts we don’t know what to do with” tricks, even though they have one of the most capable hosts they’re ever gonna get on that stage. 
— Steven Castillo pops up (in I believe his first speaking role, though he previously popped up in the Career Day sketch from Chance’s first episode) to praise Key for his work on Get Out, an inevitable reference to his former sketch partner’s rather illustrious post-Comedy Central career.
— Fun bit with Kenan and Keegan clarifying they’re different people, although do people really mix them up? C’mon guys…
— Keegan’s enthusiasm helped to bolster this (I mean, look at him in that last screenshot), but it was still far too safe and predictable a way to start things off for such a capable host.
STARS: **½ 

PROM SHOW
at prom, high schoolers (BOY), (HEG), (host) comment on the red carpet

— A Gillespie/Green piece, the duo behind those SoulCycle pieces and “What’s Wrong With This Picture?”, among others. They’ve never been my favorite duo, as their stuff tends to feel a little aimless, but they usually have an ear for sharp Drezen-y one-liners that keep them afloat.
— To that end, I enjoyed the line about a memorial chocolate fountain for a girl that moved.
— Fun energy from Key here, his first of several roles tonight where he blends in with the cast seamlessly.
— I remember when this aired, a number of fans compared it to “Wake Up Wakefield”. However, we don’t get a female cast member in drag here, since I guess we already spent that gag in the open.
— Dismukes on his knees to play a freshman is obvious but cute.
— Yea, another one of these big cast pieces that lives and dies by the one-liners and little cast moments that pop, since there’s no real underlying concept to propel things forward. We’re never in a different place at the end of these sketches than we were at the beginning, we’ve just seen different people do different odd things. 
— Again though, at least the one-liners are solid. I especially enjoyed this exchange between Bowen and Ego: “What are you wearing?” “Green.” “And who is it by?” “Mall.”
— The bit with Mikey and Aidy as “two dorks who bang” didn’t do much for me, though I did like Aidy wearing a ribbon to raise awareness for her mom’s ribbon store. 
— Key mentions the tradition of bringing water bottles full of vodka to prom. They actually had guards with breathalyzers at the entrance to my prom, so I guess they finally caught on to that one.
— Nice to see Melissa get a comedic moment for once. This is her and Alex’s 100th episode as cast members, and they get a few moments a piece to pop in this ep. A nice gesture, though I wish them getting multiple moments to shine in a milestone ep for them like this was par for the course and not something that seemed like cause for celebration. 
— Funny that Pete’s playing the teacher when he’s the second youngest cast member on the show. The bit with Heidi and Bowen fawning over him for merely existing almost felt meta, though I’m probably just reading into things. 
— As pointed out above, there were a fair number of strong lines in this one, and it was well performed as usual (a lot of this cast can play teens in their sleep) but it also felt pretty scattershot and unfocused. 
STARS: ***

THE LAST DANCE: EXTENDED SCENE
Michael Jordan (host) ruins John Michael Wozniak (HEG)

— A Last Dance sketch over a year after the miniseries aired. I remember watching live being surprised over how late they were to this, especially since they already did parody it during the At Home shows, and especially since that previous parody was pretty lame. 
— The visual of Heidi as Michael Jordan’s head of security is just perfect. It’s stuff like this that reminds how phenomenal the makeup and wardrobe departments are at SNL, because I’d never expect Heidi of all people to look like that dude, and yet it’s uncanny
— The direction on this needs to be lauded as well. Adriana Robles and Hannah Levy directed this piece and the attention to detail and the level to which they recreate the look and feel of the documentary is a huge part of why it’s so successful. 
— Of course, we have to get to the main reason this works so well: Heidi Gardner. Heidi’s a bit of a hit or miss performer for me; she’s a consummate professional who will totally commit to her characters, which I always admire, but those characters themselves are often too self-consciously ‘wacky’ for me to enjoy them much. Even when I do really enjoy her work, it’s often more from a place of admiration than me straight up finding what she’s doing hilarious. All that being said, that level of commitment to this character is absolutely hysterical and is, in my opinion, the funniest thing she’s done on the show up to this point. 
— Keegan is also doing top notch work here, totally selling the intense need to win and low key menace of Jordan as tries to completely strip this man of his dignity. 
— I could do without the reference to the “I took that personal” meme, since that line wasn’t even from this part in the doc. I could see someone saying they had to include it if they were parodying The Last Dance, but I feel like that argument would hold more water if this parody weren’t a year late. 
— Even Alex gets a great little moment, popping up for a second with a spot-on Phil Jackson. 
— Kenan and Chris as Charles Barkley and Dennis Rodman aren’t exactly new roles for them (well, I believe this is Chris’s first time as Dennis Rodman, so it is literally a ‘new role’, but it doesn’t exactly feel like he’s stretching) but they’re still fun and not overused here. 
— Heidi is just killing it with the increasing desperation and frustration in this character. Her little moment where she tries to save face after having to expose her penis (I know, pronouns getting a little funky here) to everyone is a particularly strong moment for her. Not that I care much about the Emmys, or that I want to keep banging on the cliche drum of “bash Kate, Aidy & Cecily”, but this far more award worthy than any of their nominated work this season. 
— The writing on this isn’t anything particularly special, but this is one of those pieces totally made by performances and production value. Everyone involved in the execution of this was working at their highest level, which I have to reward. 
STARS: *****

THE MUPPET SHOW
(host) & (KET) rough up Statler (BEB) & Waldorf (MID)

— Random plugs for the Disney+ Marvel shows at the beginning of this. Wonder if that was the only way Disney would give them the rights to use the Muppets?
— Melissa as Lily Tomlin is a super fun little bit. Considering Lily herself was the one of the see off SNL’s ill-fated group of Muppets all the way back in the season 2 premiere, it’s quite a nice full circle moment.
— While he has a few more appearances coming up, this and the monologue were the only real uses the show had of Kenan and Keegan’s chemistry, which I’d like to see more of, cus they pop together. The infectious energy between these two remind me of the valet characters Keegan used to do on Key and Peele.
— Got a good laugh out of Key thinking Kermit was a “little dragon”.
— Keegan continues to just crush it as host tonight. He’s killing me with his “you are more than welcome to leave” bit. 
— Keegan beating up one of the muppets is the obvious escalation to this sketch but also the exact one you want. Statler rising up, shaking, with big swollen eyes, is just a fantastic visual. That little tremble is especially effective—the puppeteers here are doing a great job. 
— Got a laugh out of Kenan, in his tough security guy voice, describing the backstage scene at The Muppet Show as “too madcap for my tastes”. 
— Good ending with Statler and Waldorf befriending Key and Kenan. I’d have shaved about half a minute off this, but this actually zipped along fairly breezily for a 5 minute piece and was better written than I think it might appear at first glance, though the performances and production design are once again doing the heavy lifting. Still, a really fun piece overall. 
STARS: ****½ 

GEMMA & DJ BALLS
at TGI Friday’s, Jemma & musician boyfriend (host) provide inapt songs

— Ah, Cecily. Once upon a time she was among my favorite cast members the show had ever had. She had that commitment I praised Heidi for, and yet there was something that grounded her broader characters in a way Heidi never found. And in an era where so many cast members increasingly stuck to their lane, she really found a way to keep surprising me with what she could do on the show. That is, until around Season 44, and especially 45, where I started to increasingly wonder to myself “have we seen all Cecily can do on the show?” One of the cast members whose versatility I had most praised in the past was more and more starting to rely on an old bag of tricks. This cratered in season 46, where I don’t know that she had a single role that didn’t feel reminiscent of something she had already done on the show. And while we now know she had her own personal issues to deal with during this season, distracting her from putting in the most effort at the show (to that point, while she isn’t up to much new, she is at least far more committed throughout the following season) that doesn’t make it hurt any less to see such a talented cast member so clearly going through the motions. Which is why I’m so happy she took note of all that and decided to debut a new character here.
— Ah, no recognition applause, which makes sense as this is an entirely new character.
— Interesting English accent from Cecily. It’s fun to hear new voices and not ones I’ve heard plenty of times before over multiple seasons.
— Kenan is acting like he’s never met these people before, as you would when meeting a new person. So again, no points docked there.
— Cecily’s doing a purposefully bad version of a club song here. Since it’s not the 18th or so time I’ve seen this, it’s fairly amusing.  
— Ah, so Kenan has met these characters before. A fairly interesting twist I didn’t see coming.
— Keegan has some solid energy here as Gemma’s boyfriend. One thing I like about his performance is we didn’t find out later he was a sex creep (please don’t let that become ironic). 
— A lot of lines from Gemma’s boyfriend about how aroused he thinks Kenan is. It’s almost like the writers (Anderlette, as if I had to clarify) think that’s like a core cornerstone of this sketch, though that’d be stupid, wouldn’t it? 
— Ah, it turns out Kenan was aroused. A fairly interesting twist I didn’t see coming.
— All in all, it was great seeing Cecily doing something completely new again. However, this took place at a TGI Fridays, and I’m a Chili’s man, so I must dock all but one and a half stars. 
STARS: *½ 

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Drivers License”

Blue: Now, I understand the mentality behind “one upbeat song and one ballad”- it’s to show an artist’s versatility. And, I understand that artists who play on SNL often play their singles in the order in which they were released. That being said, I’m not gonna lie that it always bothers me when artists on SNL start their set with a slow song. But I’ll ignore that now because I know we’re getting something more upbeat later.
— I like the (comparatively, to the original recording) stripped-down arrangement on the first verse.
— Olivia’s dress is lovely.
— Olivia has sung the word “suburbs” with a slight “sh” sound both times on the first verse, which my ears are warping into “showers.” If you take “showers” to mean rain, this actually gives this line an entirely new meaning.
— Olivia’s belting is strong, but she doesn’t sound very relaxed.
— Now that Olivia is standing at the microphone, her posture could be better. However, she’s admirably handling the increased amount of belting on the second verse.
— Great shot of Olivia’s reflection from the overhead mirror, before the camera pans down to her. It’s certainly fitting to have red lights flash as she sings the words “red lights!”
— The melody of the bridge makes it easy for the vocalist to toe the line between “bluesy” and “flat.” For the most part, Olivia is staying on the right side of that line. Her last note, however (on the word “babe”), definitely crosses it.
— The “p” and “f” plosives on the last chorus are very distracting to me, but I don’t think that’s Olivia’s fault so I’ll let that go.
— Something about the chord that the song ends on is SO satisfying.
STARS: ***

WEEKEND UPDATE
out-of-favor Liz Cheney (KAM) struggles to list any conservative allies

AND describes watching Brink! with his great grandmother in Texas

Bob Baffert (BEB) makes excuses for Medina Spirit’s positive drug test

— (Refer to my first screenshot) Colin Jost, seen here doing a joke he’s done a thousand times before.
— Nothing special in this first batch of jokes from Jost and Che, relying on some pretty easy targets for punchlines (Matt Gaetz, Johnson and Johnson, etc.).
— Okay, Che’s line about Nancy Pelosi’s supposed “socialist agenda” was a good one.
— Kate comes back as interchangeable political impression #112—I mean, Liz Cheney.
— Yea this is doing nothing for me, especially once Kate starts going on a Brian-Doyle Murray style list of undesirable famous people.
— “I’m not conservative enough? To borrow a line I’m sure Colin uses a lot, ‘do you know who my father is?!’” Okay, at least this bit had one solid line.
— “I loved (Trump) like a straight sister.” Okay, two solid lines…
— Kate leaves with a line about Melania being the one who told her to stand against Trump, since we’re still ringing that bell.
— We get a joke about last week’s controversial host Elon Musk, though it’s a fairly soft one.
— Dismukes! After what was probably the most brutal season for newbies in the show’s entire 46 year run, it’s nice to see one spotlighted here with his own segment. 
— I liked the purposefully awkward bit of interaction between Andrew and Jost up top.
— Haha, love Andrew waiting for applause from SNL’s notoriously easy audience after stating he’s from Texas only to get nothing. Now I’m sure any of our readers from the lone star state are lovely people, but hey, sometimes you fuck around and get no love back. 
— Funny line about thinking Kelsey Grammer was British only to find out “he’s just fancy”.  
— Fun moment with Jost pointing out how rambly Andrew’s piece is, and an even better moment with Andrew saying he needed to do his Frasier joke and insisting that it “crushed”. 
— Andrew is coming off very effortlessly charming here. A lot of people have compared him to Mulaney, and this is where those comparisons make the most sense to me. They both command the stage with a similar sense of coy ease. He also has a boyish charm that reminds me of Andy Samberg (Andrews sticking together). 
— Ha, love how the Disney Channel original movie Brink! gets far more audience response than Texas did.
— Love Andrew’s description of a typical DCOM: “Middle school’s tough, and also I’m a mummy.”
— A very fun Update debut for Andrew that spells out the potential for him. This wasn’t hilarious, but his ease and charm was immediately notable and impressive for a newbie, especially one so young and green.
— Jost’s Chicago accent sure is something…
— Che follows up an uncharacteristically clapter-style line (about guns being given to the mentally ill) with one that feels far more up his wheelhouse (turning a headline about small animals into a joke about widowers). 
— Lol at someone cheering at the mention of Ohio State, only for Jost to tell them “hold on” as it’s a story about a sex offender working for them.
— Another Beck appearance this season at Update. After spending most of his run not doing much at the desk besides Jules, it’s interesting how often he popped up there in his final season (playing Tom Brady, Bruce Springsteen, the MyPillow guy and now this role). Unfortunately, as much as I enjoy Beck, none of those roles really worked for me (MyPillow was okay but felt very reminiscent of stuff we’ve seen him do plenty already).
— Not a fan of this voice Beck is using.
— When naming his horses that have been accused of using steroids, Beck calls one of them “Kumail”, which feels like a weird slam.
— The mental image of a horse exposing himself on Zoom is kinda funny, but this is mostly just white noise.
— The graphics of the jacked horses are okay. Still can’t say this bit needed to exist.
— An up and down Update. Kate and especially Beck didn’t give me much to get excited about, while Dismukes had a really strong and endearing debut. As for Jost and Che, outside a couple decent lines they felt like they were going through the motions. I wonder if they knew whether or not they were coming back for Season 47 yet, cus they definitely feel like guys with their eyes on the door. Without Dismukes this would be down at 2.5 or possibly even a 2, but he kept them just in passing range.
STARS: ***

LINE
at the Kennedy Center, (CES), (KAM), (host) forget “I Got Rhythm” lyrics

— Cecily and Kate are both very talented performers, so I want to give them more benefit of the doubt, but sadly at this point when I see them pop up in a sketch like this—in a lounge setting in old age makeup—I pretty much immediately tune out.
— I’m not trying to be one of those “SNL stole this idea! PLAGIARISM!!” people, because this is a pretty obscure podcast so I doubt many people at SNL are even aware of it (although cast member Ego has guested…), but this premise always reminded me of a bit from the podcast Teacher’s Lounge. However, that improvised bit from 4 guys inside a studio is far funnier than this bit prepared over a week for America’s most venerable comedy institution. There’s just more joy to be found in someone genuinely fucking with their friends than in Cecily and Kate doing their same old shtick while Mikey does his feigned frustration routine. 
— While this sketch itself is doing nothing for me, I once again have to commend Key for how effortless he is in his role. If you showed someone these sketches and didn’t tell them he wasn’t in the cast, they would never know. 
— Didn’t as much as smile during the bit where they were telling backstage stories. This is a Drezen piece, which is surprising because there’s very little life to these lines. 
— This sketch isn’t on the show’s YouTube page, likely due to right’s issues, but I’m also willing to guess the show was fine with burying this dog. This wasn’t the worst the show can offer, but it was about as nothing as it can get.
STARS: * 

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Good 4 U”

Blue: Ahh, one of my ultimate not-so-guilty pleasure songs.
— Pleasantly surprised by the thick tone of the bass. I hope the other instruments don’t drown it out in the mix when they enter.
— Olivia is sliding down in pitch at the end of almost every line- “really easilYYyy,” “only took a couples WEEeeks,” “working on yoursEEeelf…” Etc. It’s not working for me. Doing it once is effective enough.
— Wow @ Olivia’s sneer right before she launches into the chorus. If this song isn’t personal to her, she’s sure acting like it is.
— Olivia starts off the chorus sounding flat, but she gets back on track quickly. I’m still not a fan of her belting, though. She sounds a bit tight and strained, like she’s struggling to stay at the top of her range. Maybe this song should have been written in a lower key.
— In contrast to Olivia’s obviously-live vocals, it sounds an awful lot like her backing vocalists are lip-syncing.
— Olivia is really selling the song with her facial expressions, stifled laughter, and conversational tone across the second verse. I’m enjoying this.
— On the one hand, this is a very difficult song to sing live (I know from experience), so I understand why Olivia hasn’t moved from center-stage. On the other hand, I would love to see her use the space more. The second verse would have been an ideal time to do that and engage the live audience by walking around, instead of relying on the close-ups of her face for the TV audience.
— I’m hearing some more flat notes on the second chorus, which concerns me given this song is one of Olivia’s hits and is presumably played at all of her shows. I hope she doesn’t strain her voice too much from repeatedly performing this song.
— Now I see why Olivia wasn’t using all the space that the stage provided her- her dancing is delightfully awkward! I’m glad she appears to be having fun.
— Once again, Olivia is deliberately sliding down in pitch on the bridge, and once again, it feels like overkill. 
— Even when she’s moving across the stage on the last chorus, Olivia is focusing on her bandmates more than the audience, which looks odd to me. 
— Olivia’s bassist looks so proud of her at the end of the song. In fact, he was smiling throughout the whole performance. I don’t blame him, it’s a very fun song! 
STARS: ***

COMMENCEMENT CELEBRATIONS 
relatives shout unauthorized hurrahs at high school graduation ceremony

— The previous week had some controversy when that atrocious Gen Z Hospital sketch was accused of mocking AAVE (African American vernacular English), which caused Che, the writer of that piece, to come out and respond that it’s not other people’s place to tell him how reverential he needs to be to his own culture. It’s a thorny issue I don’t want to get into, but I will say considering this piece’s writer was Bryan Tucker, a fully white guy, that this one feels a little…weird. Again, not my place to comment further, but just feels a bit weird.
— Ego and Key have a fun chemistry at least, and it is nice to see Punkie get a comedic role for once. Just wish both of those things were put to use in a sketch with stronger writing. 
— Why did the crowd groan at that Simone Biles joke?
— Gary Richardson with a cameo, although I can’t find out if he had any input in the writing of the sketch. I’m going to assume/hope so.
— Okay Kenan’s family upset at “a white girl named Laticia” was kinda funny.
— Feels like a bit of damage control to throw a generic hick family in there after 3 minutes of sketch. Either way, it’s not particularly funny.
— Beck’s character randomly accusing Alex of being a pedophile wasn’t funny and felt like the sketch was just desperately looking for a shock laugh.
— The bit with the families petitioning to let Mikey’s family cheer again only to be angry when their cheers weren’t enthusiastic enough was fun. 
— Yea, all this really did was make me hope to see Key host again so we can get a sketch that taps into his and Ego’s chemistry in a genuinely effective way.
STARS: **

GOODNIGHTS

— Key comes off really charming here when he sincerely states “this was better than the dream”. He openly says he hopes to come back next season. That didn’t happen, unfortunately, but hopefully we do get him back at some point because, episode quality aside, this man absolutely deserves to be in the show’s revolving door of hosts like Driver or Mulaney that can come back whenever they please. (Uhh, speaking of which, can we can get Driver back again already?)

CUT FOR TIME: SENDING DRINKS
(AIB) (KAM) get overwhelmed by gifts and advances from peculiar men (host) (BOY)

— A piece originally cut from the previous week’s Elon Musk episode. Something tells me seasoned sketch comedy veteran Keegan Michael Key will be able to pull this off better than robotic tech billionaire Elon Musk.
— Was “ferris reel” a genuine flub from Aidy? Assuming so, since it was such an odd moment without a discernible punchline. 
— Keegan and Bowen in these ridiculous get-ups is indeed a fun visual, as one would expect. 
— This is another Drezen piece. Keegan sending Aidy a “note” that’s just a print out of the Wikipedia entry for “sex” is the type of fun detail I was missing in her other piece from this episode (“Line”). 
— I feel like there’s a way to make this sketch more active than it is, which as is is just Keegan and Bowen doing a series of odd things followed by Kate and Aidy explaining what odd things they just did. It just leaves things feeling stilted and kind of lifeless.
— Key and Bowen fighting for the girl’s honor is sort of an interesting direction to take this in, though it’s over before it really starts and again I really don’t need Kate and Aidy narrating every step of the process.
— Typical with bad modern SNL blocking, Key announces he and Bowen are virgins to the audience when he’s meant to be telling Kate and Aidy, who are directly behind him.  
— Yea, I can see why this was cut two weeks in a row (not that anything should have made air the previous week). There were a couple fun moments in here but nothing to make it seem like it had much of a point to exist beyond the initial funny visual of Keegan and Bowen in those costumes. 
STARS: **½ 

CUT FOR TIME: RAP DISS
Rapper (host) releases fiery diss track to his enemy (CHR)

— Second Eminem mention in this review, but this sounds a lot like a beat Dr Dre would have cooked up for him in the early 00s. 
— The premise of a rapper releasing an apology track in lieu of a diss track is solid, and Key is always fun when playing this kind of pathetic macho posturing, but there’s too many dead spots and random asides in here for this to achieve any kind of greatness. Still, as far as pretapes go, it gets the job done.
— Fairly obvious ending with Key’s plea not working and him still getting his comeuppance. 
STARS: ***

IMMEDIATE POST SHOW THOUGHTS
— A disappointing show, outside of a couple strong highlights, though absolutely not due to the host. Key came in and completely blended with the cast in every segment he was in, providing laughs without demanding too much of the attention. It’s just a shame the show around him wasn’t up to very much. Again, truly hope he can return and we can get an episode more suited to his standards. 

MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
The Last Dance: Extended Scene
Muppet Show
Prom Show
(CFT: Rap Diss)
Weekend Update
Monologue 
(CFT: Sending Drinks)
Commencement Celebrations
No More Masks
Gemma & DJ Balls
Line

TOMORROW
Anya Taylor-Joy and Lil Nas X close out the season, with coverage from me, Matt AND Carson?! I’m seeing triple – 9 reviewers!

April 3, 2021 – Daniel Kaluuya / St Vincent (S46 E16)

by Anthony

OOPS, YOU DID IT AGAIN
Lil Nas X (CRR), Pepé Le Pew (KAM) & Matt Gaetz (PED) are judged

— The return of this sketch from the Regé-Jean Page episode. I wasn’t particularly into that one, not just because of Aidy Cruz (though obviously the show can fuck off with that nonsense—which, yes, we finally get a reprieve of that after 4 straight episodes), but mainly because the writing felt pretty pandering and more content getting easy applause from the audience and creating GIFs than actually being funny. 
— Not a huge fan of this impression from Chloe either. I know the dead-eyed, robotic nature of it is the point, but it also seems (understandably, given the public support behind Britney at this point) afraid to mine that emotionlessness for laughs, which just leaves it in some kind of uncanny valley area.
— The photoshop on that Lil Nas X pic tries to make him look more like Chris, but he just ends up looking like a chipmunk (third screencap above). 
—Continuing my issues with the last Britney sketch, the writing has felt really soft and obvious, like something you’d see on the lesser late night shows. A lot of these jokes feel culled from the type of viral tweets I hate.
— Chris feels a bit self conscious in his portrayal of Lil Nas, especially in the ‘lap’ dance portion where he’s about a full yard away from making contact with Mikey’s crotch (he’s basically just doing push ups in front of him).
— Kate now enters playing Pepé Le Pew, who was famously cut out of Space Jam 2 for making non-consensual French jokes. Her appearance here is mostly an excuse for her to do some oh-so-whacky Kate accent work. 
— I did like Pepé complaining that there’s no parts for old French skunks, and that it always comes down to him and Gérard Depardieu. 
— Pepé says no one ever calls out Speedy Gonzalez, as if we don’t go through the same round of discourse every couple years of people pointing out how stereotypical and potentially offensive the character is and then getting the same response about how he’s actually beloved with Latin culture. For the record, I have no take one way or another on these characters, they’ve never been the Looneys I cared about (gimme my man Wile E. all day).
— Chloe just did an out-of-nowhere Cardi B style “okurrr”, because we’re just doing anything to get the Yass Qween crowd into this one I guess. 
— Pete comes out as Matt Gaetz, literally doing fucking Quagmire from Family Guy’s catchphrase. This is what I mean with this feeling like lazy Twitter writing. A tweet comparing Gaetz to Quagmire, by showing their pictures side by side or doing some bit of audio manipulation, could be worth a smirk and a like and gather up a few hundred thousand of those because we’ll like anything on Twitter that doesn’t aggravate us or actively remind us of our own impending doom, but SNL should really have higher standards.
— I enjoyed a lot of Pete’s work this season and like everyone was surprised at how strong stuff like his Cuomo was, but I’d still have much rather seen this role go to a less overexposed cast member. He’s fine here, but he’s also not doing much of an impression or even a character.
— And now Kate is squirting her skunk juice all over Pete. It reminds me of that classic moment in the Debate 76 sketch where Aykroyd’s Carter took a big shit all over Chevy’s Ford.
— Pete sticks his tongue out after he finishes his LFNY. Yea, I need to get the taste of this one out of my mouth too, bud.
STARS: *½  

MONOLOGUE
host discusses his roots & recounts his Zoom-muted Golden Globe win

— Daniel comes off very charming right off the bat here. He commands the stage with such ease I remember wondering if he had any standup experience. 
— The crowd is also super hot tonight. Not quite on the insane level of Regé-Jean Page a few weeks ago, but they’re still eating up everything Daniel is offering. I imagine the cast was ecstatic to have these types of audiences following the crowds from the first half of the season, which were truly dead—though to be fair, that’s because they were inhabited by people who spent their days watching people truly dying. Hard to get too excited about Jim Carrey as Joe Biden with that in the back of your mind. Or, you know, in general. 
— Lot of broad racial humor in this monologue, but this writing staff’s more lived in perspective, along with the bolster Daniel gives the material, helps it from feeling forced or hacky like a lot of SNL’s past attempts at such humor have been.
— “My mom is one of 22 kids, and my dad is one of 49”—hot damn! 
— A hilarious clip of Daniel delivering his Golden Globes acceptance speech on Zoom not realizing his mic was on mute. Also, I’ll be the one to say it—my guy looks so high there.
— We get our inevitable Get Out reference with Daniel saying his muted speech had him feeling like he “was in the sunken place”, a line that leaves him looking rather proud. 
— Really lovely moment with Daniel saying he wrote a play when he was 9 based on Kenan and Kel. Also just appreciate anytime the show references Kenan’s Nickelodeon roots. 
— Daniel actually had a hand in writing this monologue, along with Streeter, Jasmine Pierce and Celeste Yim. There’s definitely a level of care in this you don’t see in many monologues. For once, the jokes are actually landing, and there’s more consideration in showcasing the charms of this particular host than we typically get. While it didn’t go above and beyond with some bit of conceptual ingenuity, or the fine tuning we might see from a standup, this is about exactly what you want from your average monologue. It introduced the host and showcased just what makes them likable, got in some solid laughs and kept the energy high for the rest of the night.
STARS: ****

WILL YOU TAKE IT?
(host) urges relatives’ vaccination via cash prizes

— So there was quite a bit of controversy surrounding this sketch and uhh…yea I don’t wanna touch that with a ten foot pole. There are conversations worth having about the more difficult and thorny issues this sketch brings up, but I am not the man to have them, and frankly this website, as well as its comment section (let’s be honest about the main demographic of people reading online reviews of sketch comedy) is not the forum for them. Remember that lived-in perspective I was just talking about? I do not have that. I do not have the necessary tools for this one; I am fully throwing in the towel on this and highly advise you all to do the same. So no talking about the sociopolitical or cultural aspects of this sketch, we’re just gonna focus purely on the comedic element of this sketch. We’re going to examine what does and doesn’t work comedically, and that’s all (see you again in literally 4 episodes for another round of “Wading Through the Waters of Sensitive Twitter Discourse: With Tony!”)
— I like that Daniel reveals the main gag of the sketch in his first line. I remember a writer talking about how Smigel would always shit on scripts that didn’t reveal the joke until a couple pages in, saying “don’t hide why your piece is funny”. I would tend to agree with his philosophy there.
— Having said that, once we get into the main gag here the sketch has a bit of trouble finding places for it to go. A majority of the sketch basically just amounts to Daniel offering his family money to take the vaccine and them refusing.
— I praised Daniel in the monologue and will continue to as the night goes on, but something about his performance here seems a little off to me. He’s not bad, and sells some of his annoyance with his family well, but I I think he’s trying to split the difference between a cheesy game show host and a straight man getting increasingly frustrated with his surroundings, and doesn’t end up committing hard enough to either feeling. It’s certainly not a bad or distracting performance, and it is a demanding one to throw him into right at the top of the show, but it feels like it could be more keyed-in for sure.
— The rest of the performances don’t feel like particularly new ground for anyone in the scene, though they’re all doing fine. Punkie and Kenan come off best; Punkie simply because we’re less used to her particular flavors and Kenan because he can do this kind of charmingly bemused old timer role in his sleep.
— I actually wonder if this piece wouldn’t feel fresher if we swapped Daniel and Chris’s roles. I mentioned Daniel feeling slightly off in the role, but he could be a lot of fun in the less demanding role of “dumb brother” here. Meanwhile, it’d be interesting to see Chris anchor a sketch like this, instead of being used in a function we’ve seen so so often from him in his tenure. 
— “I’ll take it when white people start taking it.” “White people are taking it.” “Man, you can’t trust white people.”
— We get a few mentions of the Tuskegee study here, which doesn’t get much of a reaction from the audience. I’m guessing, depending on demographics, that lack of reaction is a split between not knowing the reference and wondering why you’d joke about such a thing (not that touchy subjects can’t be joked about, but the joke here just seems to be the reference itself).
— The ending has the family balk at Daniel dating a character played by Heidi. Heh, not getting me to open up that can of worms either, sketch. 
— Che wrote this Gary Richardson and Bryan Tucker, and he would expand on the ideas presented here in an episode of his HBO Max show. It was clearly given more thought there, but ultimately felt similarly muddled both comedically and in what it was trying to say, as a lot of that show did.
— I enjoyed this more when it aired (though I was never huge on it) but watching it now I really didn’t find a ton to take with me. The central premise never gets explored very interestingly, we don’t get much in the way of memorable lines, and the performances are solid but rather boilerplate for this crew. 
STARS: **½ 

VIRAL APOLOGY VIDEO
problematic YouTuber (KYM) apologizes & harms fellow pranker (host)

— A very ‘online’ sketch, referencing the recent glut of cringeworthy apology videos from social media stars as well as the general cycle of online discourse that turns some internet rando with some silly bit of newfound notoriety into the internet’s villain of the day. Pieces like this are a way less forced way for the show to adapt to the social media age than having the cast dress up as senators and read memes you found on Twitter for 6 minutes. 
— To that point, when this came out I sent it to my 19 year-old cousin, who is generally under the impression that SNL is ‘cringe’, and he actually enjoyed this one. Progress!
— This type of self-important dumbass performance is nothing new for Kyle, but it’s still strong work from him, both in the parts where he has to preen about like a cocky little shit, and when he’s trying to bullshit his way through another apology (“It was cool and it was funny, but it was wrong“).
— I enjoy the detail of Kyle abbreviating sorry to “sor” but still trying to hit it very sincerely whenever he says it. 
— “Y’all have let me know that some of my past videos could be considered offensive and/or crimes.”
— The idea of a racist fart is both hilarious and horrifying.
— Solid ending with Daniel’s character knocking Kyle out in the same way Kyle had done to him earlier, and then turning to camera and immediately launching into his own apology before running away. In general he was a fun foil to Kyle here. I maybe wish he was given a bit more to do, but then you run the risk of this dragging, as so many shorts this season have.
— One of my favorite Kyle pieces in recent seasons. This felt like it found a relatively new lane for a type of role we’ve seen him do plenty of times, and kept a genuinely solid progression going so that it wasn’t just watching Kyle awkwardly screw around for a couple minutes, as some of his worst pieces can come off. 
STARS: ****½  

SCATTERGORIES 
mom (KAM) gets passive-aggressively noisy after Rummikub is shelved

— As many have pointed out, this feels a bit like a spiritual successor to Kate’s commercial shoot sketch from the previous season’s Will Ferrell episode that I reviewed.
— I think this is the type of sketch many would expect me to hate, with it mostly focusing on late season Kate sucking up the energy. But I can excuse it in a sketch like this, where the writing and performances feel far more toned down and—dare I say it— slice of life than we usually get on the modern show. Even Kate, for all her banging around, isn’t doing any big mug eyes or knowing smiles to sell the material.
— A laugh from Kate just tossing dishes into the dishwasher indiscriminately. This sketch is mining solid humor from the aggressive ways Kate can be passive-aggressive, like listening to “You’re So Vain” with her headphones on (“but you’re playing it from the speaker”). 
— This is starting to slip into a more typical Kate performance as she gets into more of a meltdown, which is a shame because the lines are still good (“Last year on my birthday we all watched Deadpool”).
— Even for SNL, a pretty weak ending. 
— Against all odds, I actually enjoyed a late season Kate sketch of her being whacky and everyone reacting to her. This isn’t one for the record books or anything, but it was a fine, quieter (even with all the clanging dishes and such) little character piece that didn’t feel the need to stuff the script with tangential details or some song or something. This is the type of thing the show loves to trot out these days, and it could definitely stand to keep more of them in the tone of this one.
STARS: ***½

PROUD PARENTS
(CRR)’s parents bewail his decision to drop pre-med for creative writing

— Yesss, this is one of my favorite Ego sketches ever (which is saying something)! 
— I mentioned earlier how leaning into that more lived-in perspective allows the show to do racial humor that feels more natural than it has in the past, and this is a perfect example of that. Ego, who co-wrote this with Dan Bulla, is of Nigerian heritage, much like the woman she’s playing here. And, as we’ll see in a couple of episodes (hi Elon! Can’t wait for you to stop on by!) Ego’s real mother does have an accent similar to the one used here and is a doctor. Not only does all of this obviously inform the material, but you also can see how much more at ease Ego is here than, say, Ellen Cleghorne being forced to talk bad jive for a Kim Wayans impression.
— A directing mishap, when Ego and Daniel are supposed to be talking and the camera stays on Kate, Beck and Andrew, and then cuts to Kenan and Aidy before finally cutting to where it was supposed to be. I’ll have a bit more to say on the direction later on in this review…
— I will say though I remember some fans saying that direction mishap ruined this sketch for them, which seems like a bit of an overreaction to something that happens before they even get out the main premise of the sketch.
— A great reveal of Chris wanting to change his major from medicine to creative writing, and Daniel and Ego reacting in horror. This stereotype of immigrant parents is one that’s been explored comedically countless times, and yet I can’t think of a time before it’s been done on the show fully from an inside perspective.
— Once this sketch gets going it’s pretty much non-stop laughs, both from the strong, committed performances from Ego and Daniel (I love the way Ego goes “Okay, Mr. Linda Pine”) and some genuinely killer one liners (“yes, if there’s anything the pandemic taught us it’s that the world needs more poets”).
— I like the twist that Chris really shouldn’t be a writer. The little moment of him getting up, pulling out his piece of paper, delivering one of the dumbest lines imaginable (“My emotions are as blue as blue paint”), looking like he’s about to continue and then just confidently sitting back down is one of my favorite things Chris has ever done on the show. Classic Kenan delivery on the following line too (“Ya know, ain’t nothin’ wrong with being a doctor”).
— Great callback to end this on with Daniel and Ego crushing their glasses in their hands in frustration and calling out for a poet to help them with their wounds. 
— Although the direction was, as is common for a lot of Don Roy King years, a bit wonky and staid (just move those cue cards over a little, buddy), the writing and performances on this piece are so on point that it pushes into classic status. Possibly my favorite sketch of the season. 
STARS: *****

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Pay Your Way In Pain”

Anthony: As much as I loved Jack White coming in on short notice and just owning the place, these are probably my favorite performances of the season. I’m a bit biased as a huge fan of Miss Clark, but the energy her and her backup singers bring to these is just electric. 
Blue: Right from the start, St. Vincent cuts a formidable, fashionable figure with her classy green jumpsuit, sly expression, and confident stance.
— I was hoping we’d get to see St. Vincent play guitar on this song, but her movements are fun enough to watch.
— That thick synth sound is great. Feel like the backing vocalists could be higher in the mix, though.
— I love how St. Vincent and her backing vocalists are swaying in time together. Nice subtle choreography.
— Cool call and response between St. Vincent and her backing vocalists.
— That’s an intriguing mic that St. Vincent is using.
— “I wanna be loooOOOOOVED!” St. Vincent hit that high note with as much passion as she does on the record, while staying perfectly in tune.
— Oh hell yeah, now St. Vincent is playing a guitar turned on its side WITH HER MICROPHONE. I’ve never seen any musician do that before.
— Despite me lavishing praise on her previous high notes… I don’t believe that last note was sung fully live.
STARS: ****

WEEKEND UPDATE
Starkie sisters present Easter meats from animals that deserved to die

Guy Who Just Bought A Boat gives obnoxious post-quarantine dating tips

(MID) rejects gold-digger label despite having married 106 year-old (HEG)

— A lot of jokes from Jost about the Matt Gaetz scandal to start off. As is typical for both him as a writer and modern SNL in general, he finds a much stronger balance with the material on Update than in the open.
— Jost would go pretty hard on the Gaetz references over the next few episodes. I’m cool with the show continuing to take a total creep to task, though it does feel a bit like one of those free space edgy jokes Carson was talking about yesterday. 
— A fun self-deprecating joke with Jost saying Gaetz looks like a “caricature artist’s drawing of me”. 
— Another strong Gaetz bit with Jost mocking the hypocrisy of QAnon followers not believing these allegations.
— Ugh at the return of the meat vendors Kate and Aidy play. The first time they came out on Update, in Season 44’s Mulaney episode, was a ton of fun, as you saw the bit completely devolve as Kate and Aidy couldn’t conceal their disgust over how bad the meat they had used for the bit smelled. Bringing it back in next season’s Kristen Stewart episode, with the horrible smelling meat now an intentional part of the game, was already as good a sign of the follies of trying to reproduce spontaneity, a classic fixture at SNL, as you could ask for. To bring it back again is just ridiculous, and another testament to how indulgent the show will let this pair get. 
— Bringing this back is one of those foolhardy propositions like having Tim Kazurinsky act opposite a live monkey for several sketches. In that case, they’d eventually have to sedate the monkey and remove its teeth. Here, Aidy and Kate opt for the more humane option of doing that to the comedy itself. 
— Since they know what’s in store for them, Aidy and Kate start to break before they even bring the food out. Once again, this just robs us of any fun spontaneity that might cause this thing to work.
— The actual conceit of the appearance itself is the same as the other two as well, that Kate and Aidy are selling meat from animals that ‘deserved to die’, so we truly are just watching a rinse-and-repeat version of what we’ve already seen. I went back and watched the first installment, and the examples of what the animals were doing were funnier too. It’s much funnier to imagine a farm animal “holding its owner at gunpoint” than “contributing to a toxic work environment”. 
— I did like Aidy ad-libbing, after a vial of blood was weirdly included on the platter, “I don’t know, maybe you’d drink this or something.”
— Only four jokes in between our first two correspondents, but they all hit, especially Jost’s Johnson and Johnson line.
— Hey, it’s Guy Who Just Bought a Boat! Not my favorite character but love seeing a chance for Alex to get all goofy on Update. As I mentioned last season in my Ferrell review, this is always a fun performance from Alex, and I mostly enjoy the dirty wordplay, though come up more mixed on the running gag of Alex insisting he’s bad at sex and has a small penis.
— Inevitable that our first post 2020 GWJBAB appearance has him referencing his “Johnson and Johnson”.
— “I treat COVID tests like I treat foreplay: 15 seconds on each side.” (Jost: “Each side?!”)
— I always enjoy Colin’s flat-out disgust for GWJBAB (like in the quote above) and think it’s something they should lean into even harder with this character.
— The standard stuff from GWJBAB. Nothing too memorable, but I got some chuckles out of it, and it’s always nice to see Alex get some time to shine.
— Groaner joke from Che about a woman taking nude selfies on a rock, making it hard. I see how Che could sell that more than anyone else, but it was still too cheesy to work. His next joke, about combining National Peanut Butter Day with National Ferret Day with “one very dangerous trick” did give me a guilty laugh however, and is another type of joke only Che could sell as well as he could, only this time it actually landed.
— Mikey and Heidi have come out as a couple where Mikey is the 26 year old trophy husband to Heidi’s 106 year old billionaire. They’re both performing the material well, with Mikey tapping into some great barely hidden frustration while Heidi gets some laughs out of doddering about, but there isn’t much on the page here. I did chuckle at Heidi’s maiden name being “ExxonMobil”, but this is mostly a bunch of cliché old people jokes.
— It’s revealed Mikey’s character has to have sex with Heidi’s character often despite her age, which could be seen as a comeuppance for him, but it also still relies on the audience laughing at how disgusting it would be to have sex with an old lady, so it doesn’t really give Heidi the victory. 
— Jost and Che were in fine, if not rare, form tonight, but the correspondents had an air of familiarity that ultimately let them down. Even GWJBAB, while fun, gave one of his less memorable appearances. That’s the worst thing about this Update, it was just rather forgettable. It never dragged particularly much; even Kate and Aidy, for how absurdly indulgent it is to bring back that bit, brought some level of energy to it that made it easier to watch than their worst stuff. If I could break these Updates down more when I grade them, I’d probably give Kate & Aidy a 2, Mikey and Heidi a 2.5, GWJBAB a 3, and Jost & Che a 3.5. Put that all together, and I suppose it just barely scrapes by on the passing side of things.
STARS: ***

FRAT TRIP
fraternity brothers get stoked about inviting their moms to weekend bash

 — Gotta love Lil Baby Dismukes in his bonnet.
— Fun energy from Bowen as the guy who’s a little too eager to try cocaine. 
— Speaking of fun energies, the premise of a frat guy insisting everyone bring their moms along on a weekend getaway is a bit creaky, but Daniel totally sells it with his goofball energy here. I know I mentioned some minor issues with him in the vaccine sketch, but he’s really just crushed it in every role since. One of the big positives of this otherwise very shaky season is the amount of first-time hosts who come in and feel totally at ease with the show. While I can’t quite say Daniel is on the top tier of those first timers—Burr and Keegan truly deserve to become perennials—he’s in the next category with Chalamet, King, Page (I didn’t like either of their episode’s but still came away very impressed with them as hosts) and Taylor-Joy as hosts who can come back anytime and I won’t be too upset. 
— Daniel is a bit stumbly here, and throughout the night, but that honestly isn’t something I mind too much from a host if I can engage with the rest of the performance.
— I like the gradual progression of all the guys accepting that their moms are coming. I could do with Mikey doing less of his Mikey Day thing though (“This absurd premise you’re pitching is absurd!”
— Pete seems to be sleepwalking through his couple lines here. He got a lot of praise for this season, and he did put in a lot of good work, but you also get episodes like this were he pops up twice, once to wear a suit and say he’s Matt Gaetz and a second time as a bit player in a sketch where he looks like he just wants to be done already. 
— More really fun energy from Bowen, getting way too into the idea of the guys renting a pontoon boat. This type of sketch shows how effective Bowen can be when you pepper him in in smaller doses.
— Nice to see Punkie included with the Forever Girls as the moms, though of course they get all the laugh lines. Still, they feel fun in their little scene at the end here. Although the very end of the sketch falls a bit flat, because this is SNL and that’s just standard practice.
— A very silly sketch, written by Dan Licata and Streeter Seidell, two writers I can enjoy but can also have major issues with. I think this brought some of that fun goofy sensibility you can get from Licata but also got weighed down a bit by Seidell’s tendency to walk the audience through his scenes, usually with Mikey as a vessel. Still, a fun sketch overall, with Bowen and Daniel especially putting in work to sell the material.
STARS: ***½   

DOG PARK
at a dog park, (EGN) & (AND) object to the pooch voice imputed by (host)

— A dog being used in a sketch and the whole joke doesn’t just center on “OMG, how crazy that we’re doing a sketch with a dog”? I will not allow it!
— Although it ends up being part of the premise, it’s nice hearing Daniel use his natural British accent in sketches. I don’t need British hosts having to do American accents in every sketch as much the show thinks I do, especially when they don’t sound particularly natural (*cough* see next episode’s host *cough*). 
— Ego is a lot of fun when we get to the turn of her being insulted by the voice Daniel puts when impersonating her dog. She hits a line like “you made him sound like a damn fool” with a sense of verve few others could. 
— “When you do Katt Williams, you make him British too?” “I don’t do Katt Williams.” “Okay, well now that’s two things I hate about your ass.”
— Love the blunt switch in tones when Dismukes first interaction with Daniel after his bubbly back and forth with Ego. He’s had a number of supporting bits this season but this is one of his first big live roles and he’s a ton of fun here. You can see why the show would start relying on him more and more next season. His final confrontation with Daniel is especially great.
— Another sketch tonight that feels more restrained than what we typically get on the show these days. This is written by Stephen Castillo, and there’s a quiet absurdity throughout this that kind of makes it feel like his take on a slice of life sketch. 
STARS: ****

MUSICAL PERFORMANCES
musical guest performs “The Meeting Of The Sun”

Blue: St. Vincent’s seated position with that big fluffy coat reminds me of a monarch on their throne. Good to see her with her guitar, too.
— Very cool riff on keys during the first verse. I wish it lasted longer.
— The backing vocalists sound phenomenal on this song.
— I wish we could get a better glimpse of the musician playing sitar guitar. Would love to see St. Vincent play that part herself
— The lyrics to this song, which reference who I assume to be St. Vincent’s heroes- Joni Mitchell, Marilyn Monroe, Tori Amos, Nina Simone- always give me chills. 
— Shame I can’t hear St. Vincent’s guitar very well.
— Although none of the musicians are given much of a chance to show off here, their technical prowess is still impressing me. They sound great together and I can imagine they have great offstage synergy.
— Awesome psychedelic guitar solo from St. Vincent.
— I like how everything drops out at this point except for St. Vincent and her guitar. It gives this section a more mournful flavor than the album version.
— It took me until now to notice it, but man, I love that bassline.
— “Proud Nina got subpoenaed singing Mississippi, good goddamn…” I tear up every time I hear that line, thanks to the strong entrance of the backing vocalists, and this time is no different. 
— The vocalists’ “ooh’s” are another change from the recorded version, one that adds a lot to the song.
— Very strong ending with the vocalists surrounding St. Vincent and singing while she whips out a laid-back guitar solo. 
STARS: ****

HALF BROTHER
(host) & (CES) jazz up (KET)’s birthday with an upright bass & poetry

— Ah, James, you’ve returned. I see you’re making a habit of coming back for the episodes I review. …How wonderful.
— Another direction mishap tonight, this one far more detrimental to the sketch (not that I’d be grading this any higher without said mishap). Before we get to the big reveal of a sketch, that Cecily and Daniel have brought a big upright bass (oh man, what a reveal!!) the camera cuts to a wide shot of the room, showing both the bass and a peak of boom mic (third screencap, in the drapes above Aidy), and spoiling the joke. You can see Kenan and Aidy sort of react to this in the fourth screencap. This is just another example of the flat and sometimes outright inept we’d get pretty often in the later King years. Thankfully, this is his final season as the show’s main director. 
— Not to once again get too into the nitty gritty of the Ebersol years in this review, but I remember a story about the script editor in those years getting the first Whiners scripts and not understanding what the joke was supposed to be. You see, without the silly voice, there’s no real joke there. But if you do the silly voice, and hit the rhythms of a sketch, you might just convince the crowd what they just saw was comedy. Just something that came to mind watching this.
— There’s a runner about Cecily and Daniel getting a divorce, but it isn’t up to much. This sketch is just an excuse for Cecily and Daniel to do silly scat noises that are leaving me stone faced. 
— The part where Cecily and Daniel talk Aidy into asking for an encore was almost something.
— The inclusion of Beck as a perverted friend of theirs is also just resulting in nothing but a bunch of eye rolls from me.
— Now Cecily and Daniel have left the room to have make up sex, Needler style. I can’t get such pleasures from this sketch, so it can just go fuck itself instead. 
STARS: *

GOODNIGHTS

— Heidi and Bowen seem to be wearing matching Sonic shirts here, which is both cute and totally dope. Same can be said for Punkie wearing a shirt that says “Funkie Punkie”. 
— Interesting choice for Daniel to use Jerry Springer’s sign off.

CUT FOR TIME: THE HERO
marine captain (host) briefs a group of soldiers (CHR, KET, ALM) on an urgent rescue mission

— Unlike the live sketches, we actually get some strong direction in this tape, mirroring the feel of these Vietnam flicks nicely.
— Weird to see Pete in a totally silent background role here that could have been played by any extra. He does dance a bit at the beginning, but you can’t even see his face or make out that it’s him while he’s doing it (guess even the more professionally-directed sketches this episode have their faulty moments.) 
— This is one of many Chris sketches over the years that really isn’t up to much at all on paper, but that he manages to sell through sheer will of performance. Chris has these over confident dumb guy roles down to a science, and while it can often feel tired, its managed to be pretty durable in filmed pieces such as this.
— Enjoyed Chris’s aggravated reaction to finding out they aren’t even entirely sure where the soldier he’s been sent on a death mission to recover is being held.
— Good ending with Chris grazing himself in the leg off camera to avoid a much worse fate on the mission he accidentally signed himself up for. 
— Again, not up to much, but Chris made this fun enough.
STARS: ***½

CUT FOR TIME: SALT BAE
a group of friends (host, CES, MID, EGN) enjoy an interesting dinner with Salt Bae (BEB) as their server

— Written by Fran Gillespie and Sudi Green, and based on an idea apparently pitched by Daniel. Daniel pitching sketches and helping to write his monologue makes me think he was a very involved host, which is another reason I’d be happy to see him return. 
— Based on the guy from the famous Salt Bae meme. From what I can tell his restaurant seems to be food of mixed quality, and that the real reason to go is to see the celebrities hanging out and Salt Bae do his Salt Bae thing, if either of those sound appealing to you for whatever reason.
— Beck is a decently fun presence as Salt Bae (yes I’ve decided that’s his proper name), though the main joke of him being aggressively sexual with how he treats the female diners isn’t doing much for me. Mikey getting into it and Daniel being the straight man makes it feel a little less tired than if it were the reverse at least, since I’ve seen Mikey do enough exasperated straight man roles for a few lifetimes.
— I like when Daniel tries to order a drink and Beck just slams the meat on the table and spins away without responding to him.
— Mikey: “I like to watch.” And Mikey Day’s cuck fascination continues. 
— Okay I hate to admit it but Beck shoving the gold coated meat down Mikeys’ throat made your boy laugh. I especially loved his initial refusal of “no, I’m not beautiful like them.”
— Ha, Alex’s David Beckham impression sounds like Ringo sucked a tank of helium. 
— The ending is a solid capper, even if it won’t go in the hall of SNL’s great blood spurting bits. 
— I’ve arguably overused the word energy in this review, but that’s what this sketch had enough of to make up for a kinda wonky premise. This isn’t anything special, but the energy was high and there were a couple solid laughs.
STARS: ***½

CUT FOR TIME: BEANIE BABIES
employee (host) pitches bios for Beanie Baby tags to his colleagues (AIB, BOY)

— Written by Bowen and Celeste Yim along with SNL great Julio Torres. Julio is one of the most original minds to ever come through the halls of 8H, so there’s a certain, probably unfair, standard a piece with his involvement is held to. I think that made me a little harsh to this sketch when I first saw it (though I still liked it fine) so I’m going into this with the mindset that he probably just came back to have some fun writing a sketch with two writers he liked, and isn’t trying to add to his SNL resume in some grand way. 
— We’ve seen this type of premise before (“Sara Lee”, another piece Julio worked on, comes to mind) but there’s a specificity in the writing of the blurbs here that makes it really hit. There’s a specific game here to the weird insecurities each Baby has, it’s not just each of the Babies doing various odd or offensive things.
— Love the detail of Kaluuya including the Babies’ birthdays at the end of each of their upsetting blurbs, especially when one recounts a sad sexual encounter and ends it with “my birthday was that day”.
— At one point Kaluuya says ‘modom’ where the blurb says ‘router’, guessing this was a last minute change they forgot to include on the cue cards. 
— The sketch doesn’t really do anything to justify why Aidy & Bowen let Daniel keep going, which they sort of lampshade by having Aidy go “I know the next one will be really good” after a particularly offensive one. 
— Nice easter egg with one of the Babies being named Julio. 
— Another great add-on to the birthday runner with one of the Babies getting depressed after remembering they’re turning 50.
— Another day, another sketch I gotta tell ya has a weak ending. Also Aidy’s performance started to get real loose there as we were wrapping up.
— Matt mentions this was written for Dan Levy’s episode, and that it would have worked even better with him in the role. And yea, I’d have to agree. (also this got cut over that fucking wedding sketch? My God.) 
— Not a classic by any means, but there was a specificity in the lines here and it had enough of an absurdist bent that it ended up being a real fun piece. This could have gone further with how sad and depraved the babies got, and it needed a tighter ending, but it definitely earned its place in the live show. I actually think Salt Bae would have slotted in nicely in the lead spot over Will You Take It since it has such a crazy energy to it, and this would have slotted in well at that final spot, since it has some true ten-to-one absurdity layered in there. 
STARS: ****

IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— An extremely solid episode, the first one from this season I enjoyed overall since Chalamet. It both starts and ends on a weak note, but in between is a lot of really solid, character based material. We also get a nice mix of tones, with some topical humor, some more quiet and relatable stuff, and some slightly more absurd material. 
— Although he remained a bit stumbly throughout, Daniel always seemed locked in with his performances and ready to give whatever energy the show needed of him. He especially seemed at ease in the monologue, letting loose with the crowd, and in Proud Parents, getting to really sink his teeth into a good character role. If he returns, and as I’ve said I’d be happy to see that, those are the types of modes I want the show to lean into further with him.

PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS FROM BEST TO WORST
Proud Parents
Viral Apology Video
Dog Park
(CFT: Beanie Babies) 
Monologue
Frat Trip
Scattergories
(CFT: The Hero)
(CFT: Salt Bae)
Weekend Update 
Will You Take It?
Oops, You Did It Again
Half Brother

TOMORROW
After an uncharacteristically strong outing, Season 46 is back to the land of meh, as the illustrious John takes a look at Carey Mulligan’s turn as host

December 19, 2020 – Kristen Wiig / Dua Lipa (S46 E9)

by Anthony

PENCE TAKES THE VACCINE
Joe Biden (ALM) crashes Mike Pence’s (BEB) COVID-19 vaccination event

— Unintentionally (?) meta bit with Beck questioning whether or not Lauren’s character can talk.
— Beck’s Pence describes himself as “Swoll as F” here, which the real Pence would never say, but hey—comedy! Also wouldn’t it be “AF”? Maybe the joke is that Pence is too out of touch to say it right, but he wouldn’t even be in touch enough to know the rest of what he just said. I’m not even sure he knows the F word.
— Jeeeesus Christ at the joke where Pence hopefully assumes the vaccine is some kind of…prostate exam? I’m mainly angry at how hacky that is, but I also want to point out, that’s really more of a gay joke than a Pence joke, guys. 
— Actually let’s examine the prostate joke a little further, as much as I’m sure none of us want to. What exactly is the internal logic of this joke? Pence, even as portrayed, isn’t dumb enough to think a vaccine would be a finger up the butt, right? So is the bit that he’s so gay that even a booster shot in the keister feels good to him? Either way, what a fucking whiff. 
— Goddamn, the guy’s got one foot out the door and we’re still doing the “all Trump’s closest advisors secretly hate him and feel super guilty” jokes?! Who are these for??
— Okay, Pence’s “well I guess it’s 5:00 somewhere” when offered a lollipop was a decent joke.
— Now we get Maya’s Kamala again, this time accidentally stepping over Beck with her first lines. You know, writing these cold opens before the night of the show might lead to them feeling more rehearsed and less rushed, but then I guess we risk losing gold like “Pence wants a doctor to finger his bum bum”.
— “How’d you even get into the White House?” “I won more votes.” Damn show, did you buy that joke just to use the bathroom? That shit was cheap.
— Now we’re having Pence excited about BTS touring? Okay, so these are just cheap gay jokes disguised as Pence jokes, got it (I know that’s been their M.O. Trump’s whole tenure, but it feels like they’re laying it on particularly thick tonight, like they want to get in all the ‘hilarious’ bits they thought of before he left office).
— The debut of Alex’s extremely short-lived Biden impression.
— It is nice to see a cast member play the president again, though that’s something I’m reluctant to praise the show for. To quote a Chris Rock bit I’m pretty sure I have verbatim “SNL always wanting credit for some shit it’s supposed to do.” 
— Fun physical bit with Alex doing the Willy Wonka entrance for Biden.
— “I’m like Colonel Sanders: everytime you see me I’m a different guy.” Oh, Alex…. 
— And there exits Alex’s Biden, only to return 2 more times: once, similarly tacked on into a terrible sketch, and a final time, poppin in after he’s already been replaced to poke fun at his own seemingly insignificant stint in the role (in that trademark SNL style of meta humor that feel fun at the time but really rubs you the wrong way when you start to think about it for too long). While I do think JAJ has a stronger take, it’s so ridiculous Alex got so little chance to shine in the role, especially when he’s been unfairly shuffled off to the sidelines for so much of his time at the show. When I originally watched this episode, the introduction of Alex in the Biden role made me cut this sketch some slack, but boy is that slack gone. Instances like this are why I’m glad we get to review these sketches with a bit of hindsight. 
— And here enters Kate as Guiliani. As if I needed another reason to not cut this sketch any slack.
— We get a reference to the truly bizarre press conference Guiliani had in which it appeared he was…melting at the sideburns (I know), though the effect here looks a bit like someone squirted some ketchup on Kate’s face.
— Guiliani just mentioned his “pube dye”—interesting he uses the word “dye” since I kinda want to.
—What was up with Kate seemingly almost completely dropping character on her exit? I guess she was reacting to the line mixing up 9/11 and 7/11 bombing, but did you really expect that to be a home run, Kate?
— Now Kenan enters as Ben Carson, because if we keep throwing shit at people maybe we can trick them into thinking they’re being entertained.
— Kenan’s Carson remains solid enough, if a shadow of Jay’s impression (one of his funniest bits in his time at the show). He’s got a bit of a character here, but it’s not nearly as specific as what Jay had, and veers into “generic goofy Kenan guy” at times.
—Good God, that was a whole lot of nothing. Really not a great sign both Jost and Che were behind this one (with assistance from 2 additional writers). These are our seasoned head writers, and the best they can pull out in 6 and a half minutes at the top of the show is one decent physical gag from Alex. Fucking weak. 
STARS: *

MONOLOGUE
KRW, MAR, KAM sing personalized variants of “My Favorite Things”

— Ah, Kristen. Certainly one of my most conflicting relationships on the show. I started watching in Season 34, right at the start of Kristen really being hyped as the best cast member since Sliced Bread (god, I miss SB’s Update pieces). And being a young, impressionable fan, I got completely swept up in that and would have sworn by pretty much anything Kristen did for years. Only as my fandom deepened and I learned of her more divisive nature among fans did I go back and watch her with a more critical eye and realize ‘ooh yea, there’s a lot of flaws here.’ Still, I think her deadpan is practically unmatched and her whackier side, when used correctly, can be a ton of fun. That “when used correctly” is a big factor though.
— That bit with Kristen “yelling” at her offscreen assistant was done in such a muted fashion I’m not sure it was even worth it.
— Say it with me: Yaaay, Musical Monologue!!
— I’ll admit my distaste for these types of monologues sometimes actually ends up getting in the way of my enjoyment of them in a way it shouldn’t. I pretty much zoned out of this one during the live airing as soon as Kristen started singing, assuming it to be a straight cover of the classic Sound of Music song and missing some of the funny increasingly surreal lyrics. Kristen in particular is a good host to straightforwardly deliver nonsense like that. 
— Now we have Maya getting involved, which gives us a good reminder of her chemistry with Kristen, but I definitely prefer the understated way Kristen is singing compared to the consciously ‘comedy’ performance Maya’s giving. 
— Much like the assistant bit, the part here with Maya and Kristen labeling Kate’s genuine Sound of Music lyrics as racist feels strangely stalled. 
—  I do prefer Maya’s “comedy!” performance to Kate coming out and immediately breaking as she starts to sing, at least.
— As per usual, hard to know exactly how to grade the monologue. As a piece of comedy, I wouldn’t call it very successful, with several halted side bits and a loose central premise that didn’t provide many memorable one liners. As a piece trying solely to be cute, it does the job fine enough, even if it does feel a wee bit cloying at times. Still, we’re Stooges and not Scrooges around here, so in the interest of holiday cheer I’ll give this a probably generous 2.5. It’s super slight, but hey, it’s a cute little way to start the holiday show (though anything’s better than goddamn Katey Guiliani). 
— Boy, not the best sign the last two pieces had a combined eight writers behind them, though.
STARS: **½ 

SECRET WORD HOLIDAY EDITION
Mindy Grayson & Austrian actress (KAM) bungle holiday clues

— (Siiiigh) Hi James. Glad to see you’re doing well. And oh, you’re heading straight to Kent’s office, huh? Oh goody.
— Kenan’s replacing Bill in the host role here, which could at least possibly provide a change of pa—oh who the fuck am I kidding?
— Matt reminded me Kenan already replaced Bill in the last iteration of this sketch (and that I was originally spelling Kristen’s character’s last name wrong, things Matt knows off hand as the biggest Secret Word superfan I know).
— Kenan’s name here is Grant Chode by the way, a name two professional comedy writers apparently found humorous. Hell, why stop there? Why is Kristen’s character named something as boring as Mindy Grayson when we could call her Balls McGee? 
— Man, Kristen must love this character, because this has been the lead off sketch for the last two episodes she hosted (strangely, in both her last 2 outings she only brought back 2 characters—Mindy Grayson and Aunt Sue—and in both eps they’re slotted in the exact same place in the show—lead-off sketch and 10-to-1). 
— Kate comes out here for the other comic role usually reserved for hosts when Kristen was in the cast. Her prominent role in all 3 segments so far basically convinced me when I was watching this live we were watching Kate’s farewell episode (as I think Lorne himself even said at one point before the season started she would only be staying on until the Holiday shows). However, when she promptly disappeared for the rest of the night, I figured that wasn’t the case. 
— God, Kate giving us a role that feels so reminiscent of ones we’ve seen her do plenty of times before isn’t exactly making the strongest case this shouldn’t be her final night. 
— Oh my God, Kristen said the secret word. I can’t believe it. You ain’t never seen a bitch this shocked.
— I’ll give the show credit at least for giving Lauren some good comic roles tonight. Sure, she’s been unfairly ignored all season, but here she gets some real meat like ‘Pence’s silent wife’ and ‘woman watching Kristen being whacky’. Good stuff, show.
— Oh and now we get that part of these where Kristen does a piece from one of her bad plays. This always just feels like an even lamer version of that Mary Katherine Gallagher TV movie bit.
— I like Kate and Kristen. Kristen especially I’m quite fond of. But sketches like this, built entirely around them being ‘oh, so goofy’ and nothing else can fuck off into the sun.
— Lauren: “When is it my turn?” Jeez, all are the lines with her unintentionally meta tonight?
— Now we get the part where Kristen mistakes one of the words for something dirtier, and then I think Don Knotts comes in and bugs his eyes or something.
— Kenan, regarding one of Kristen’s problematic songs, “that is not OK, even for the time we’re supposed to be in.” God, so much lazy writing in this piece.
— Now Kate and Kristen are dancing, reminding us at least they had fun.
STARS: *

CHRISTMAS MORNING 
when it comes to presents, mom (KRW) gets robed

— Oh, Serpas with the puns. You sly dog. 
— Written by Dan Bulla and Stephen Castillo, two writers who tend to oscillate for me between genuinely inspired silliness and more seemingly manufactured ‘lol so random’ shit I’m really not into. This one is…well it’s neither I guess, but it is a really solidly constructed little pretape.
— My mom loves this one, by the way. It’s likely yours does as well—this is a piece designed for everyone to enjoy, but it’s got one target audience especially in mind (much like the ‘manufactured memories’ shorts the show does around the holidays). Which isn’t a bad thing; mom’s need to laugh too.
— The song itself here is nothing to write home about, though I get that it’s trying to mirror the type of generic music you’d get in an Old Navy ad.
— Haha, I like that to fit the rhyme scheme, Chloe’s first 3 ‘extravagant’ gifts are a hat, a globe and a book (Catcher in the Rye, to be specific, which—wait, how old is she meant to be?). Then her next gift is a new phone, which definitely seems a step above ‘globe’.
— This short is a great excuse for Kristen to brush off her perfect deadpan chops. I’ve said this before in one of these reviews in a comparison to Aidy (whose extended absence ends after this episode, by the way) but Kristen really is SNL’s queen of quiet indignation. She’s just so funny in playing these “I’m very pissed but only gonna show it a little” roles.
— Love the dark little bit with Kristen cheerfully mentioning she burned her hand on the oven “but I didn’t even scream, cus I keep the pain inside of me!” 
— The bit with the dog getting more presents than the mom is great, with the dog also getting a robe really putting it over the top. Also, that’s Chloe’s real dog, and he looks goddamn adorable in that robe. Some great Kristen faces in the dog part as well.
— As per usual, not into the ending that tries to wrap a cute bow on these “relatable holiday” pieces, this time in the form of a Kenan line that genuinely felt like it was about to lead into a reveal this was all a sponsored piece from Macy’s. Still a minor nitpick in a piece I have no real complaints for. 
— Throwing in a bumper shot of Chloe’s dog eating the show logo because I can (I mean look at it!) Speaking of which, this ep, like many, has a bunch of cool bumper shots and commercial break shots, something that the team led by Mary Ellen Mathews (who has been doing bumpers for the show since 1999) consistently kills. They add such a unique flavor to the show, and they always manage to make whoever’s hosting look so damn cool in those shots.
STARS: ****½ 

USO PERFORMANCE
(KRW), (BOY), (musical guest) do sassy scene at a show for WWII soldiers

— Bowen, the toughest guy in the unit, eh? Okay, so I know the sketch knows why that’s funny, but here’s the thing: what makes this sketch funny overall then? If it’s supposed to be funny because a tough guy soldier is committing so hard to this performance of a club song, having Bowen in the role—who we already will be able to perform this type of song— negates what would supposedly be comical there. If it’s supposed to be funny because of how incongruous the song is for the time period, they really don’t play that up enough for it to register (beyond some comments from the crowd that, as per usual, don’t do much for me comedically to justify their existence). Which leads me to believe that the true crux of this piece is how much fun it is to watch Bowen and Kristen dick around. Which, listen… it is. I like these two, they’re clearly having a good time (in a way where it’s apparent without resorting to breaking, which is the best way to watch performers have fun on stage), the song sounds nice, and this is about the most awake we’ve heard the crowd all season. So all that adds up to a good time. But this is half a piece, and as such, only gets half marks.
— I haven’t actually had much time to talk about Bowen, so let me give some quick thoughts. I think he’s in a class similar to other quick stars on the show like Ferrell, Farley, Belushi, Murphy and Jones, where they feel almost forcefully funny. They are funny, all of them (indeed, all these people have made me laugh hard before), but in a way that almost feels like you’re being pummeled in the face with how funny they are. Sometimes you can be in the mood for that, but sometimes it’s best served as a side dish rather than a main (I know, I can only compare sketch to food). It works here, but I don’t like the instincts in place that would lead Bowen to write a sketch basically just built around him flailing about for audience approval.
— “Wait so the girl is playing the boy, and the boy is playing the girl?”—Mikey, once again with the quick assist for those unable to get jokes.
— Dua Lipa gets in on the fun a bit. She’s fine. 
— Okay, while I still don’t think we need the crowd in these types of pieces, I did laugh at Kyle’s super exaggerated delivery of “this is da moment of truth!”
— Crowd cheered at Bowen and Dua saying “defeat the Nazis”, which—yea, I guess that is pretty relevant to 2020, huh?
STARS: **½ 

A TEACHER
high schooler (AND) rebuffed by teacher (EGN), attracts principal (KRW)

— After 2 seasons of struggling to make her mark in such a large cast, this sketch, coming off the heels of the similarly well-received Dionne Warwick Talk Show the week before, felt like the moment the show finally let Ego step into the star role those who were fans of her pre-SNL work always knew she could comfortably fill. Both sketches are slightly thin, and rely entirely on the strength of Ego being funny and charming enough to carry them. And in both cases she more than proves herself able to rise to the occasion. Ego is another one in that class I mentioned earlier with Bowen. She can simply will humor into places it shouldn’t be off sheer charisma. Based on that alone, it’s insane it took the show as long to let her have her breakout moment, but at least her rapid rise up the ranks of the show following this sketch was one of the main highlights of a season with too few.
— I know many would call “Mid Day News” Ego’s big coming out moment, but while that is definitely one of the best pieces this cast has ever done, it feels more like an ensemble piece than one where Ego herself is given the spotlight to specifically shine. That sketch also has such an airtight premise that that almost becomes the star of the piece as well, so while all the cast members kill it there none particularly stand out to the casual viewer. The piece itself is stronger, but you don’t notice Ego as much as you do here or in Warwick, where the material isn’t the strongest but she’s selling the shit out of it. I think that was the show’s logic at least, as Ego’s struggles continued in Season 45 following that sketch, while she would have a killer second half of this season following these two standout roles.  
— I haven’t seen the show this is mocking, but a part of me wonders if this piece’s writers (Ego and Drezgate) hadn’t either. It definitely feels in reaction to the show’s premise more than the show itself, though I could be wrong.
— “You’re pulling a C- in my class, that’s not hot for me.”
— This isn’t just an exciting piece to watch because of Ego, by the way. Andrew is doing fine work in one of his first notable roles.
— Ego is seriously knocking all these line deliveries out of the park. She’s killing me here.
— Lol at Ego’s description of Andrew’s penis as a “limp-ass little neener”. I don’t think I’ve heard the word ‘neener’ used to describe a pillypacker before but it’s definitely stuck with me since this sketch. 
— Lauren with her third speechless role of the night. Oh no wait, she had one line in Secret Word, basically asking if she was ever going to get to speak. Jee. Zus.
— “You’re so confident.” “Yeah, I got that swagger you have when you’re not a pedophile.” (These are great lines, but typing them out will never do justice to how well Ego delivers them.)
— Kristen seems a bit superfluous here, though I do like the detail that she used to be a prison guard who let prisoners out because she was in love with them.
— Wouldn’t it make more sense for Kristen’s pedophile character to be the one to lose interest in Andrew’s character once he turns 18, and not the other way around? I guess it’s nice he was given some power in the relationship, but still seems like a bit of a confused beat. 
— Also haha, did Andrew’s character not realize it was his birthday until Kristen reminded him?
— A great pretape, and a sign of what a truly dominant force Ego is going to become in the cast once we return from break.
STARS: ****½

HOME ALONE 2
Pigeon Lady (KRW) gets aggressive in alternate ending

— Nice to see two sketches in a row featuring typically underserved performers capitalizing off of well-received turns in the previous episode, as Melissa gets a nice meaty role here right after her lovely Dolly Update piece last week. Unfortunately, unlike Ego, Melissa won’t be able to further capitalize on her success here, and ends up spending the next half of the season pretty much entirely shut out. It’s ridiculous the show would treat any cast member in such a way five years in, let alone one as gifted and as naturally likable as Melissa. Some may say she should write more for herself (this is a large part of what helped Ego rise so quick once she finally got her shot), as she did here, penning this piece with Will Stephen and Bryan Tucker, but after 5 years I put the blame much more on the show for never deciding what exactly it is they want out of this woman they hired.
— Though she’s more or less using her own voice here, Melissa has the Culkin mannerisms down.
— The bit before the burglars show up, with Kristen’s Pigeon Lady finding out just how much money Melissa’s Kevin has, is fine, though it has some dead spots.
— Kyle and Mikey get the Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern roles, because this era is really intent on pushing them as impressionists for some reason. 
— Kristen stabbing the burglars into a bloody mist just off screen with her umbrella is fun, even if it feels like a lesser version of Ferrell in that one interview sketch with Pierce Brosnan. 
—Something about the structure of this one feels a little off, like there was a beat missing before the Pigeon Lady started to straight up murder the burglars. Still, a short and sweet sketch with likable performances from Melissa and Kristen.
— “Did you kill those guys?” “No, Kevin, we killed them.”
STARS: ***½ 

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Don’t Start Now”

Anthony: Dula Peep! I don’t have much to say about the performances, but I did want to say that I really enjoy this album (though this song, probably the album’s biggest hit, actually doesn’t do a ton for me). Also, after her slightly awkward dance moves last time she was a guest, it’s cool to see Dua come back here in full pop star mode.
Blue: Ahh, the Christmas lights dimming and the stage lights coming on is such a cool visual effect.
— Dua Lipa is giving off an interesting vibe, between her energetic physical movements and her suave, “too cool for you” facial expressions. She definitely has improved her stage presence since her last SNL performance, as Anthony pointed out.
— I love the choice to have all but the rhythm section drop out during the chorus. That’s a neat little trick in modern pop music and I appreciate it every time I hear it.
— This song is reminding me of Dua Lipa’s earlier hit, “New Rules.” I’d probably get them mixed up if I were more familiar with this song.
— The pauses that Dua Lipa takes before certain lines (“Did the heartbreak change me?… Maybe” on the first verse, “though it took some time to… survive you” on the second verse) are not working for me.
— It amuses me to see Dua Lipa’s dancers mime to the percussion hits on the chorus.
— Although the choreography hasn’t been doing much for me, Dua Lipa’s confidence as she joins in for a brief dance break is appealing to see.
— Very smooth mic hand-off after the dance break—I almost didn’t notice where Dua Lipa got it from.
— Wait… Right before the final pre-chorus, Dua Lipa sings the word “so.” Except… her mouth was nowhere near the microphone when she did so. I guess this answers the question as to whether lip-syncing is allowed on SNL?
— Okay, now that the final chorus has started, Dua Lipa is riffing while the pre-recorded vocals continue to sing the chorus. So it’s likely that she was singing live to an entirely recorded track, essentially doubling her own vocals. Which isn’t a bad idea for a pop singer whose performance is heavily choreographed, to allow them some time to catch their breath. 
STARS: ***½

WEEKEND UPDATE
“Closing Time” accompanies a montage of curious Donald Trump moments

Smokey Robinson (CRR) mispronounces Jewish things he recently learned of

prospect of vaccination prompts Willie to merrily recollect hardships

Instagram influencer Landis Trotter (HEG) is an inelegant corporate shill

— The final Update of the Trump era. I think the fact that Jost and Che’s tenure has now stretched across three presidencies is as good a way as any to show that it’s probably time for them to pack their bags. These guys, Che in particular, have become some of my favorites to ever sit behind the desk, but SNL, like any vampire, needs fresh blood to survive.
— Nice to see that in five years Jost’s stance on Trump has shifted from “he seemed fine last week” to “he was mostly bad”.
— The bit laying Semisonic’s “Closing Time” over famous Trump memes (like him screaming at that child laborer he forced to mow the White House lawn, or the start of his salacious affair with that flag) feels like the type of hacky, pandering late night bit these two are above. It also went on way too long.  
— Che does a Pence joke and, shock of all shocks, the punchline is a lame bit about him being gay.
— Not a great opening string of jokes, with my favorite being a riff on something Mitchell and Webb already did better
— Oooh boy is this a thin premise Chris is working with here. Let’s see if his natural likability can overcome that. 
— “You say tomato, I say tomurtahey.”
— Yea, Chris was kinda fun here, but it never escalated beyond him as Smokey Robinson saying Jewish words in a goofy way. This had “cut” written all over it, to be honest.
— The news that the Cleveland Indians were changing their name resulted in about a quarter of the crowd trying to start a big applause break that didn’t really take.
— Slightly stronger, if still not up to their standards, second run of jokes from Jost and Che. Especially enjoyed Che’s Bezos joke, even if that guy is a total book daddy who dunks on Trump and gives us yummy jobs. 
— Ooh, Willie! Che writing these is another notch in his “top 3 Update anchors” column (Norm and Jane are the other two, by the way. Though, for very different reasons, the final stages of their tenures are pretty lackluster, so….fuck, Che might be #1). 
— As always with Willie, some fun dark humor perfectly contrasted with Kenan’s cheery delivery. This is one of those Update characters like Stefon or Jebidiah Atkison that never changes up past its debut, and yet that never really bothers me. 
— “I followed my own rules: wore a mask, kept 500 feet away from schools…”
— Quick run of 3 jokes between segments here, since we have so many correspondents and still need to make room for a little Christmas Tradition… The best one in this run, and of the night so far, was Che’s Tom Cruise line.
— Hmm, I don’t remember this Heidi Update character much, but I remember 46 being a year of strong Update appearances for her, where her pieces started to have more ideas behind them than ‘vocal fry’.
— Nice, this is indeed a piece that has an actual premise behind it, and a pretty good one at that, skewering obviously sponsored posts from vapid Instagram ‘influencers’ (man I hate that term). 
— Heidi’s doing a lot of the strong, specific character work she’s known for here.
— Speaking of which, sometimes Heidi’s stuff can be a little too specific for the crowd to really get into, but they seem to be digging this.
— “So you think people should buy Dune for their moms?” “I do. I use it everyday, it changed my life.”
— I like the part where Heidi starts regressing into a child and talking about how she’s “pwetty” and “a money maker”. It feels fitting to this character, even if I can’t exactly articulate how.
— Decent end with it being revealed Che has a sponsored ad of his own.
— Joke Swap time baby! This is a goldmine of a tradition these two stumbled on, and it’s especially smart they use it so sparingly, only breaking it out for Christmas shows and finales. It was also wise of them to skip the S45 finale, since you really need the crowd to make this pop like it does.
— After following the normal routine of Jost having to read horribly racist jokes followed by Che getting mildly insulting digs about his sex life, it’s awesome to see Colin get a genuinely harsh line for Che to read in there with his Epstein bit. Though Che’s final line there, “I’ll take it from here” gets stepped on a bit (with the crowd, Jost and Che himself all sort of working together on that one). 
— Speaking of awesome, the bit where Che makes Colin read a line mocking his wife ScarJo’s iffy racial casting (and her unfortunate comments in response—I thought we learned at this point how cringey ‘black, white or polka dot’ is) is so damn good. 
— Much like the last Christmas show I covered, this Update started slow but gradually got better (both times including a fun Heidi piece), coming to a head in the epicness that is Joke Swap.  
STARS: ****

THE GRINCH
Grinch (PED) had a threesome with Cindy Lou’s (CLF) parents (MID) & (KRW)

— Thanks to our buddy Matt for showing me this video of Pete blinded by the prop contacts he was originally supposed to wear here, a video that (spoiler alert!) made me laugh more than anything in the actual sketch.  
— Interesting to see Chloe and Kyle cast as kid siblings in two pieces tonight. By the way, as someone who enjoys Chloe fine enough but can sometimes find her either a bit robotic or a bit broad (weird those are her two modes), I’ll give her credit and say she always feels really natural in these kid roles.
— This is a typical Seiday premise (they wrote this with Pete) of “famous character from film acts the opposite of how we’d expect”. It’s a fairly common sketch/comedy trope in general (see: tonight’s Home Alone piece) but I feel like they especially love it. These are generally fine, sometimes even really funny, but they feel like the type of piece where once they figured out that main joke it’s probably really easy to kind of assembly line the thing together. You get the sense Seiday just have a dart board of half-baked pop culture ideas like “E.T. phones home for booty call” they cull from each week. Parody is one of the key elements of sketch, so I’m absolutely not criticizing these two for riffing on stuff they’ve seen, but there’s often a sense of detachment in these pieces, like whatever property they’re mocking could be replaced and the central joke wouldn’t really change. Indeed, here, you can make this about any children’s character, as it’s not really a Grinch-specific joke and the humor is derived more from the idea that a character from children’s media would FUCK (how shocking!). 
— Feels like a weird choice to have Chloe hold an unacknowledged stuffed toy of The Cat in the Hat (probably the only Suess character more famous than the Grinch) throughout this piece.
— Wonder how much of the impetus of this came from the fact Pete has a surprisingly solid Carrey Grinch impression, as we saw in that Saoirse Ronan Chad sketch.
— I see even when he’s furry and green everyone wants to fuck Pete. 
— And there’s the joke about the Grinch’s dick growing three sizes that I think every last one of us was expecting.
— Is that big white finger from The Grinch? I don’t remember it, but I guess it’s been years since I read the book or watched either the Chuck Jones or Carrey versions.
— I like everyone’s performances here, at least, even Pete. But yea, that wasn’t worth more than a couple chuckles.
STARS: **

HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
impending Christmas homecoming disclosure overwhelms surprise-loving Aunt Sue

— Well, at least this recurring sketch isn’t as insufferable to me as Secret Word, though your mileage may vary there.
— Aww, really hard to watch Lauren stepping all over her first big line of the night after all those silent or practically silent roles.
— Why would these people even invite Aunt Sue if they knew they had a surprise? Also, how many damn people is she an aunt to? I WANT ANSWERS!
—  The crowd, which has been surprisingly lively compared to the absolutely dead audiences we’ve been getting in the first half of this season, really isn’t giving this much. I can’t say I blame them.
— You know, I don’t even love this character, but it might have been interesting to see how Target Lady was taking the pandemic. Certainly a Wiig character I could see having more reason to exist in 2020 than Aunt Sue, at least, who is doing the same shtick as always but this time it has the word “antibodies”. 
— I’ll admit, watching Kristen babble and destroy things is funnier to me than it has any right to be. I don’t hate this, even if logically I really, really should. Still, given just how old hat all this is at this point, I can’t go anywhere above a 2 and feel right about it.
STARS: **

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Levitating”

Blue: Wow, that is one fancy outfit that Dua Lipa is wearing! The hat reminds me of a jellyfish.
— It’s much more obvious here that Dua Lipa is singing along to pre-recorded vocals. Mainly because said vocals are drowning her out at the very beginning.
— Speaking of outfits, the backup dancers are glittery and I appreciate that.
— Something about both the pre-chorus and the chorus is really aggravating me. That’s more to do with the way they’re written than how they’re performed, though.
— Despite the fun choreography and outfits, this performance really washed over me, due to me not being jazzed about the song or Dua Lipa’s voice. Still, there was nothing outright horrible about the performance, so I’ll give it a passing grade.
STARS: ***

GOODNIGHTS


CUT FOR TIME: MIDDLE-AGED MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: EPISODE 2 
another update of the animated series that shows how the superheroes face problems as middle-aged adult

— A sequel to this piece from the first At Home show. I thought it was a fun little absurdist piece last time, though let’s see how necessary I find this sequel.
— Written by Bulla and Castillo with Kyle. When I first saw the original, I thought it was a piece Seidell had involvement in, as it actually reminded a lot more of something you’d see on CollegeHumor back in the day than most of what he’s turned in while working at the show. 
— Something that separates these pieces from that type of parody piece I mentioned earlier is that it feels far more informed on what it’s parodying than, say, that Grinch sketch. There’s a lot of fun to be had with taking these goofball ‘party dude’ characters and aging them into depressed 40-somethings. Taking a random child’s character and making them have the sex is decidedly less inspired.
— Wonderfully depressing bit with Kenan’s Donatello pretending not to be hurt by his daughter not wanting to come home for Christmas.
— Another bit that takes delight in the uncomfortable, as Beck’s Raphael makes his family tense at dinner by expressing his support for Trump.
— This wasn’t able to be the wonderful surprise it’s predecessor was (I also think the lack of an audience actually aided that piece), but it still got in and out quick and packed quite a punch in that time. 
STARS: ****

IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
—This episode actually felt like a lot from the back half of Kristen’s tenure: the pre-tapes were the obvious highlights, but get past the lame-ass recurring characters and you have a pretty fun show (we also got a much more fun Update than we would have got with solo Seth, so there’s that).
— I’m not sure where I’d rank this with Kristen’s two (and yes two, At Home doesn’t count, she’s in like 2 segments) other shows as host. All three have had serious highlights and serious lowlights (the lowlights often coming in the form of Kristen’s recurring characters). I wouldn’t call any of the episodes outright bad, but I’d hesitate to call any great. I think her season 42 episodes might be the most consistent overall, with season 38 having the strongest highlight amongst the three (“Acupuncture”; I’m a sucker for gusts of fake blood, as my possibly generous “Home Alone 2” grade showed), leaving this is as probably the weakest, but still a decent enough outing (even if my rating average for this one will probably make it seem like I like it less overall than I do).
— Kristen herself was a solid host tonight, if a bit more muted than she’s been before. You can feel her becoming increasingly uncomfortable with her more muggy pieces each time she comes back, which is really for the best. She proven herself more than capable of delivering all of the more deadpan or surreal material she was given tonight. If we can get another hosting outing from her that really focuses on that stuff it could be such a winner.

MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
A Teacher
Christmas Morning
Weekend Update
(CFT: Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles: Episode 2)
Home Alone 2
USO Performance
Monologue
Home For ChristmasThe Grinch
Pence Takes the Vaccine
Secret Word Holiday Edition

TOMORROW
Now that Dua Lipa finally got to be musical guest, it only makes sense we get the rest of that canceled March 2020 ep; Kabir takes a look as John Krasinski makes his long awaited (mainly by those people you know who won’t shut up about The Office) hosting debut

October 31, 2020 – John Mulaney / The Strokes (S46 E5)

by Anthony and Carson

Carson: Hey all, everyone’s third favorite reviewer, Carson, here. Anthony, a generous soul, heard me whining about not getting to review any Mulaney episodes and has allowed me to piggyback on his review of this (divisive?) episode. Thanks Anthony, you’re a peach! Anyway, enjoy Anthony’s well-organized insights followed by my own drunken ranting.

BIDEN HALLOWEEN
on Halloween, Joe Biden (Jim Carrey) reads The Raven ere scary election

Anthony: I’m writing this review after the one after it and before some of the ones that come before it, so who knows what I’m repeating in regards to JimJoe (what I assume we’re all calling him). But my big question just remains: why? Why have Jim Carrey of all people come in to play a guy some people nicknamed Sleepy Joe? When has anyone ever thought of Jim Carrey and the word ‘sleepy’ came to mind? It’s not like we’re trying to “stick it” to the guy like they were with Trumpwin. Even Carrey himself I have to imagine wasn’t that into it, as next week, when Biden wins (despite what the other guy has to say), is his final turn at the role. Fire Marshall Biden (another acceptable name) just ended a weird little blotch in the show’s history that feels like it came and went in a COVID induced fever dream.
— Biden explains he borrowed his Halloween decorations from Melania’s Christmas display, which is a joke several seasons out of date.
— I don’t need SNL to reach for blood drawing satire in these opens but this is such oatmeal political comedy. Like, Biden promises to read a scary story, then brings out Donald Trump Jr’s book. Ho ho, you got him. 
— So the main concept of this is JimJoe reading Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Raven” and adjusting the details so it’s about the 2020 election. Props to them for trying something other than the typical parade of press conferences and debates we usually get, and they even get it on brand for the Halloween show, but this is still an exceptionally lame premise.
— We now get Kate showing up as Hillary, because much like conservatives SNL can not get over her.
— I do get that Hillary is supposed to be there as a stand in for the fear many felt that Trimp could win again (and trust me, I was feeling that fear around that time). But the actual comedic meat of what she’s doing is saying political stuff that rhymes with “nevermore”, which is pretty limp. 
— We now get Mikey to play Nate Silver, because JAJ isn’t on the show until next season (I say this not only because JAJ is the better impressionist but because he honestly looks a lot like Nate Silver).
— The dice bit with Silver was pretty predictable, though it ending with him rolling an “electoral college tie” is kind of clever, I guess.
— JimJoe: “We just need to come together like two butt cheeks, to stop the crap.” (Sigh) Really, show?
— We now get Kenan and Chris as Ice Cube and Lil Wayne, who had both recently endorsed Trump around this time (those early Ice Cube records are problematic in a number of ways but man that one still stung). Neither of them sound particularly much like the men they’re impersonating, but the energy’s there. The writing on the other hand… Kenan seems to make Carrey crack a bit with his line as Ice Cube at least. 
— JimJoe just called himself a ‘baller’, put on shades, had the audience applaud him for that, and then rhymed ‘baller’ with ‘Kamaler’ to introduce Maya as Kamala. I feel like we’re watching an in-show sketch from the alternate universe where Studio 60 is still on. 
— Beck as Mitch McConnell to Biden “don’t tell anyone, but I’m kind of pulling for you.” Of all the fucking people to humanize….
— We then get a mocking reference to McConnell’s weird swollen hands, something I don’t think we ever got an explanation for. Did get a slight smirk out of Mitch saying it’s a condition called “Old Man Purple”, but otherwise this whole McConnel bit could be scrapped. 
— Another particularly weak opening leading up to this election. This was far too long (nearly 8 minutes) and yet in all that time couldn’t produce a single memorable gag or pointed barb. I’ll give them credit for trying something a little different at least, but otherwise there’s really nothing to commend here. 
Carson: First, I’m a “Fire Marshall Biden” guy. So choose your camps people! I know that the Herman Caine/The Fly piece was a sweaty, flailing swing of a sketch, but I’ll take “tryhard SNL” over this soft serve, lukewarm gruel. Yes, points for a nominally creative premise, usually such a weak spot for the writers, but the jokes being offered up here would make modern Colbert blush over their fluffy predictability. I admit I chuckled at Carrey’s needlessly loud proclamation of “It’s Edgar Allen Poe!” It was a small hint of the simmering comic maniac that exists within Carrey. Love him or hate him—and I’ve done both—Carrey has an absurdist bent and a comic daring that is legitimately legendary, even if the indulgences can begin to grate. As Biden, however, Carrey seems so shackled, especially when the writing serves up one corny softball after another. OK, The Fly sketch was pretty much pure uncut Carrey and we saw how successful that was, but forcing Carrey to underplay is no plan either. As for the rest, I didn’t mind the Nate Silver bit and the rest ranged from fair (Clinton) to middling (Ice Cube and Lil’ Wayne) to Maya Rudolph as Kamala Harris (Maya Rudolph as Kamala Harris). 
STARS: *½ 

MONOLOGUE
host does stand-up about quarantine & Andrew Cuomo’s press conferences

Anthony: Oh, John. So, shortly after this episode Mulaney would go through some highly publicized troubles that anyone reading a daily SNL review blog would already know about, so there’s no need to get into them here. As someone who’s a big fan I’ll just say I’m happy he’s better now, wish he handled some of it differently, and I liked that new Chip ‘n Dale movie (always date myself when I write these as if I don’t know the release is months away).
— Some people noted Mulaney felt off at the time, and he definitely does seem a little less at ease than he did in his previous monologues. Mulaney swears he wasn’t on anything this particular night, and I’m inclined to believe him, but obviously he was going through a lot at the time so I can see why his mind might be elsewhere. 
— John mentions this is his fourth time hosting, “the most anyone’s ever hosted”. 
— Mulaney’s bit about Governor Cuomo’s press conferences starts strong enough, with Mulaney having a pretty fun take on the guy and some solid lines (“a hint of pride that he remembered the day”) but it goes on too long, with the bit about Cuomo complaining about his mother wanting to see her grandkids especially dragging. Like yeah, it ends with Cuomo calling his mother a “gavone bitch” and threatening to “bury (her) in the rockaways”, but it doesn’t feel all that worth it considering the journey. 
— The Cuomo stuff, while stumbly at times and definitely in need of some trimming, still ultimately got over. Here’s where we watch Mulaney take his first real stumble he’s ever taken on this stage, when he goes into this rant about how the upcoming election is just an “elderly man contest” and how no matter who wins nothing will really change. Now on the one hand, I get where he is coming from. I also obviously get all the criticism leveled at this bit, criticism which Mulaney himself even was like “yup, that’s fair, I don’t know why I said that” on. And yes, for a comedian as (up to this point) bulletproof as Mulaney, a simple faux pas like that, with his real point getting muddled in the joke, would already be enough to mar this monologue. But what makes this even worse is that it’s just so muddled comedically as well. I just don’t get the intent of any of this, because it’s not like he’s sacrificing meaning for the joke—the joke itself is mostly just some weird, rambly diatribe about a dad at a sleepover. None of it connects to anything and it’s another joke that goes on forever. Mulaney’s always been a comic that’s incredibly concise with his words, but these last couple bits have traipsed about like a lumbering zombie.
— Mulaney repeats his joke about elderly voters that “you don’t get to order for the table when you’re leaving the restaurant” from the walkout sketch all the way back from his first episode
— Mulaney does recover at least with some fun and charming stories about his grandma. She even gets the biggest laugh of the monologue, when Mulaney recounts that she told him “If I weren’t your grandmother, I wouldn’t know who you are” before driving off in front of him. Solid stuff, Nana.
— Easily the sloppiest, least formed of Mulaney’s monologues on the show. Now since this is a world class comedian we’re talking about here, that still means we got a decent amount of laughs and it went along amiably enough without flying off the rails too hard, but for a artist who seemed so in command of his form the other times he’s taken this stage it was definitely noticeable to see him perform material so obviously in need of workshopping.
— This is where ratings get interesting (well, to some of you they always are). I usually cut the monologue a bit of slack, and indeed, if a normal monologue made me laugh as much as this one did I’d give it a higher rating than a 3. But Mulaney’s one of the most popular stand-ups working today and we know what he’s capable of, so my guy gets a harsher curve. 
Carson: So here we are, the early stages of John Mulaney’s heel turn, brief as it may have been now that we’re in the full stages of the puffy John Muldaddy renaissance. But here…here is the start of a very eventful couple months in Mulaney’s life. Too eventful? Who’s to say*? But the cracks start to show, I guess, with a couple stumbly bits—minor inconveniences, those—and then the much-maligned “elderly man contest” run. These were not the moments that sent Mulaney off to rehab, obvs, but they showed some cracks in Mulaney’s armor in terms of Teflon John’s public image. Now, we’re not talking about a Cosby level heel turn, but it really seemed like the first time Mulaney opened himself up to criticism. Re-watching, the “elderly man contest” bit seems pretty benign, actually. More of a device to get to a very funny (imo) run about the universality of girls’ sleepovers. The issue with the setup, of course, is that it seems that he is equating the two candidates, which is what he’s probably most guilty of here. His prediction that the outcome was ultimately irrelevant was, I think, completely fair (as has been bore out by actual goddamned reality). But yes, there is a sliver of comedic cowardice in Mulaney trying to play it down the middle, I guess. Though I tend to see politically neutral performers taking heat far more often than decidedly partisan lefty acts, so who even knows anymore. Anthony sees this as a step down when cast against the standard of Mulaney’s previous monologues. I’m not so sure about that. I tend to cast this monologue against the three other standup monologues that comprised the beginning of this season. You will get to hear my full thoughts on Chappelle tomorrow, but as a spoiler, I found Mulaney’s work here to be the tightest between himself, Chapelle, Rock and Burr. I also think he is most successful at bringing the diminished audience along, even if the “elderly man contest” could seem alienating if viewed in an uncharitable context. Mulaney, even with a hiccup in his step, has a breezy, precise patter that feels effortless in its navigation of the peaks and valleys of a standup set. He was no different here. Do I think Mulaney was the funniest? I’m not sure about that, but I do think he had the most surface success of the four even if his life took a turn that could cast this in a new light. The three star Mulaney turn is still an upper echelon performance in the legacy of SNL.
— * I am. I am to say. It was too eventful.
STARS: ***

CINEMA CLASSICS: THE BIRDS
Tippi Hedren (KAM) panics in The Birds phone booth scene

Anthony: The return of Cinema Classics, for the first time since the Ferrell episode I covered last season. These are pretty hit and miss, sometimes keying to some wonderfully stupid bit of absurdity, and sometimes getting lost in just being plain stupid. 
— As always, Kenan comes off charmingly goofy as Reese De’WHAT. Better line about his wife than usual (“She asked me to guess what she was going to be for Halloween, I said, ‘I don’t know, drunk on rum?’”).
— “These birds, they’re the jerk of the year!”
— The phone conversation between Mulaney and Kate is a little leaden, with both leading a little too hard into their chosen comedic identities (Mulaney’s incredulous, Kate mugs).
— One of the birds flies straight into the glass and splats, in a poor attempt to recreate its favorite Sir Mix a Lot song. 
— We finally get the type of escalation this sketch needed, with one bird holding Kate up with a knife and another holding Mulaney up with a gun.
— Kind of a weird beat to have De’WHAT seemingly sincerely apologize for disparaging his wife the way he does.
— Some fun silliness with the birds incorporating turtles into their plan. 
— Fun watching Kate and Mulaney getting pelted with bread by some off screen crew members. 
— There’s a throwback nature to a lot of Cinema Classic pieces I can appreciate. This especially feels like something I can see the late 80’s cast doing, or perhaps the OG era, with Buck Henry in Mulaney’s role. 
— There was a fun, ramping absurdity to this. In another world (or on a more ambitious show) this piece really commits to capturing the look and feel of The Birds, includes multiple sets, and really taps into some crazy heightening for the idea and it’s a classic. As is it’s still a solid bit of fun, and a good lead off.
Carson: Anthony is bang on that in another, more ambitious, era, this scene would have been delivered to its full potential. It could have—should have—been a classic. Anthony is referring to the production of it, but I think a case could be made that the writing of this admittedly fun piece would have been more thought-out in terms of the premise and what details needed to be included. Honestly, Cinema Classics has always struck me as needlessly clunky wraparound, even at the best of times (which, come to think of it, is probably this one for me). I know Kenan is there to kind of comically provide the exposition, but honestly, the whole premise is so convoluted and poorly communicated that a premise almost becomes irrelevant. Like, why couldn’t this have just been a straight-up parody instead of some “lost footage” nonsense? Since when did parody ever require justification? Just do it and move on. What we do get is some supreme animal silliness in the vein of The Falconer and Toonces, and that’s probably all the sketch truly needs, but there is more that could have been enjoyed here. More to chew on, more variations of the joke and far less sweating over premise. The sketch emerges as a silly spectacle with some fun dialogue interspersed, but how we got there is more of a bug than a feature.
STARS: ****

STROLLIN’
black voters (KET), (EGN), (CRR), (PUJ) are suppressed

Anthony: Written by Chris and Bryan Tucker, inspired by this jam.
— This is one of the only satirical sketches the show did leading up to this election that genuinely hit its mark, and found a way to be funny doing so. So points up top already for not repeating some Twitter thread, taking easy slam dunks on famous conservatives or desperately trying to find some relatable centrist take like a large portion of the show’s modern political material has. 
— Mulaney gets multiple roles here, basically standing in as the face of oppression towards marginalized groups. On a normal week it’s a part I could see them giving to Jost.
— Great bit with the foursome slowly marching along a poorly green screened highway.
— Not sure I needed the bit with everyone telling us their names, though Ego’s anger at insisting she’s “just Michelle” was fun.
— Good, pointed bit with the strollers finally making it to an open polling station and almost leaving when they see an intense guy with a gun walking around, played by writer Streeter Seidell. I would’ve ended the piece here, though the actual ending, with all the strollers not being allowed inside because they forgot masks, is fine enough.
— Solid stuff all around. Catchy, had fun performances by the leads, and got a few legit jabs in there with overbearing the point. No complaints on this one. 
Carson: First off, this has always been my Whispers video of choice, so go rock steady to that one too. Second, there is so much here to like: fun vibe, great song, great work from the cast (including a strong performance from the underused Punkie Johnson and an absolutely gorgeous Ego), reasonably biting social satire (exceptional by SNL standards). Like Anthony said, “No complaints.” But there are some things, ephemeral things, that kind of hold me back from being fully enthusiastic about this. Some of it may be in the flabbiness of including the character introductions, but I also think I’m just generally tired of parodying 70s/80s aesthetics. God bless ‘em for actually making a real sketch out of the whole deal, but I do sometimes worry that the throwback aesthetic will be the whole joke. Like, I absolutely know that’s not the case here, but when it comes to really really specific parodies, I get a sense that the joke is secondary to the vibe. Maybe that’s what’s keeping me from fully loving this piece, as good as it legitimately is.
STARS: *****

HEADLESS HORSEMAN
Ichabod Crane (host) asks Headless Horseman (BEB) about self-fellation

Anthony: I appreciate that this is our second horror themed sketch of the night, seeing as this episode aired on Halloween, the first time the show aired on the actual day of October 31 since Catherine O’Hara hosted in Season 18. Unfortunately it’s the last horror themed piece of the night. Also unfortunately, it’s this sketch. 
—So the big joke of this piece is that everyone is certain the headless horseman is using his decapitated head to suck his own dick. I guess it was cool of the show to let a couple of 13 year olds try their hand at writing a sketch.
— Now Pete’s asking if the Horseman ever rolls his head under the women’s bathroom stalls. Huh, maybe 13 was a little old…
— They’re getting surprisingly kind of graphic now describing the methods they’d use to clean up the head after.  
— Pete, John and Mikey aren’t three guys that scream “1800’s” to me, and none of their performances are doing much to change that.
— It’s impressive at least that the prop team made a prosthetic version of Beck’s head for this sketch, but that’s about the only compliment I can give this one. I can see how for some people it can tap into their juvenile side and make them laugh—hell, I still bust a gut at Austin Powers looking like he’s giving birth behind a curtain so trust me I don’t judge, but this one is just leaving me stone faced.
— Okay, the quick comment in the text crawl at the end that Lorne wrote this one was a decent meta moment. They got in one good joke right at the very end there.
Carson: Listen, I get it. It’s crass as fuck. In fact, it starts off crass as fuck and somehow finds ways to devolve from there, veering into levels that border on being beyond problematic. But I’ll be honest…I laughed. And honestly, I often laugh at some pretty dubious sketches. I laughed at Uncle Roy. I laughed at the Canteen Boy sketch with Alec Baldwin. I laughed at Rookie Cop (not crass, but gross and really really dumb). I even, at a certain point in my life, laughed at that MEGA SKETCHY Chris Elliott/Mark Mckinney babysitter sketch. This one kind of falls into that camp. It’s gross, then really gross, then morally gross. And yet, eh, I’ve got a little room for some gallows humor still in me. I think that if I were to sincerely try to defend this sketch, I could say that the juxtaposition between the setting, the topic and Mulaney’s delivery style is a fun range of contrasts, but who the hell am I kidding? Besides, it may seem like it was written by 13-year-olds, but SNL hasn’t made a sophisticated sketch since the late 80s, so why the fuss? If you’re going to go low, you might as well sink as low as you possibly can. I’ll let the other critics tut-tut it all they went; I’m more than happy to follow these sketches into hell.
STARS: *½ 

NEW YORK PSA
during the pandemic, quirky woman (KAM) personifies NYC indefatigability

Anthony: These are the kind of bad pieces that are just hard and not fun to write about. The only joke in this one is Kate doing goofy Kate dances. There just isn’t much to analyze other than “I don’t find this funny”. 
— They also give Kate some whacky antics, like having her share an ice cream cone with a dog or take her top off, but they feel more desperate to me than funny.
— I did find it at least interesting presentationally that so much of this went by without Kate being acknowledged, but then they eventually talk about her.
— I mean who hasn’t taken a small dog and reenacted the opening scene from Lion King with it? It’s just human nature. 
— I think Kate does occasionally get too much crap from a certain group of fans (how many were still complaining about her during the period next season she was absent?) but pieces like this, where we’re supposed to laugh at her simply for how crazy she’s being with no other joke, are the worst use of her.
Carson: I’m not a “Kate can do no wrong” guy in the slightest, but lately I’ve been feeling like a bit of a defender. This piece is, quite obviously, a whole lot of nothing, but Kate can do antics and that’s all this sketch is really asking for. The alternate version of the piece where they never explain Kate’s character’s existence is probably far more interesting, but I think this one kind of gets by on what it is. It’s a Kate vanity piece in 2020 that doesn’t overindulge. In a way, that feels like a miracle. Besides, the actual worst part of the sketch is the audience treating this like it’s a real ad and sincerely applauding the piece’s opening thank you messages to first responders. What does it say about SNL that audience members actually believe that SNL would do a completely sincere non-comedy ad?
STARS: *½ 

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “The Adults Are Talking”

Anthony: Like a lot of people I loved the Strokes first album and have found them pleasantly forgettable since. That did not change here. 
Blue: I’m already enjoying the catchy, bouncy guitar riff that opens this song.
— Julian Casablancas’ vocals sound muffled. Not sure if that’s a mixing or a phrasing issue.I also can’t make out a lot of the lyrics.
— The duct tape wrapped around the microphone is an interesting way to match the color palette on the screen projection. 
— Now that the chorus has started, I officially can’t make out ANY of the lyrics. This seems to be more of an issue with Julian’s performance than the mix, though.
— The interplay between the two guitarists is strong. I like the contrast between Nick Valensi’s gritty tone and Albert Hammond’s clean tone.
— Julian’s vocals are a bit more intelligible on the second chorus.
— Some strong belting and falsetto from Julian on the bridge, but I wish that the instruments were more intense. I want the Strokes to tear the roof off, and this song isn’t giving them that opportunity.
— I’m starting to feel like this song is going on for too long. It’s pleasant enough, but I’m getting bored with it.
— For the first performance of the night, I found this to be pretty underwhelming. 
Carson: Quick note: the band’s second album, 2003’s Room On Fire, is better than Is This It.
STARS: ***

WEEKEND UPDATE
Baby Yoda (KYM) has a line of cannabis products & a beef with Baby Groot

Anthony: The crowd (which as a reminder is full of first responders) is the most awake they’ve been all night booing Trump’s attack on doctors, saying they profit off of COVID. Because if anyone was living on easy street during COVID, it was doctors.
— Pretty solid round of Trump barbs from Jost to start us out, a bit more pointed and openly angry than he typically gets. 
— Che mentions late great former cast member Gilbert Gottfried in a rant on politicians using rapper endorsements for credit in the black community. The rant itself is solid enough, though far from one of Che’s most memorable. 
— Che can be heard laughing pretty hard off-mic after Jost refers to Jared Kushner as “a child dressed up for a funeral”. 
— We get a passing reference from Che to Jost’s marriage to Scarlett Johansson, which was revealed days prior to this episode’s airing. 
— It’s interesting to hear Jost openly endorse Biden. I know SNL is typically perceived as a pretty leftist show but I can’t think of the last time they gave one candidate their explicit endorsement. 
— Jost throws to a clip of Obama sinking a three-pointer, which the crowd eats up. I share Che’s incredulous “okay?” reaction. 
— Oof, Baby Yoda time. This worked enough as a one-off, mostly for a chuckle at just how far they took the prosthetics, but it absolutely never needed to come back, especially at the volume we know we’ll see it for Kyle’s last 2 seasons. Obviously he loves this bit if he kept bringing it back. Glad someone did, because even among Kyle die-hards, these are pretty reviled.  
— Ha, Baby Yoda smokes weed! It’s funny cus he’s a baby, and Yoda, and-
— Yea, that retread did nothing for me. Insane Kyle would bring it back four more times before he leaves.
— That “pre bunk” line from Jost was a real groaner.
— The joke from Che about how cops are no longer allowed to say ‘Trump 2020’, and can now only “whisper it as they choke someone out” was also a groaner, but the right kind. 
— A decent enough Update, though Baby Yoda really did his best to try and bring things down. That was pretty mercifully short, at least.
Carson: A feisty, lively Update, that was justifiably high on political material. I actually don’t hate that Jost just out and endorsed Biden. Why not just make the subtext text? It was done effectively enough, only undermined by the cornball pandering of Obama shooting a three-pointer (which Che rightly rolls his eyes at). As for Baby Yoda…every time he shows up, I groan. But also, every time he shows up, I start to laugh in spite of myself. There’s something absolutely bang-on about Kyle’s insincere, Gen-Z influencer douchebag schtick, and it manages to get me—even if just a bit—every time.
STARS: ***

NEW YORK MUSICAL
NYC souvenir store underwear prompts Times Square denizens’ show tunes

Anthony: Another Mulaney episode, another New York themed musical. I know pretty much everyone’s at a different point with these. Some people thought it was a cute one off that never needed to return, some tapped out during the airport one, if you’re still into them you might never turn off them. For me, this was the one where they officially went from charming to feeling like they’re being done purely out of obligation. You guys ended the last one marching into the audience with David friggin’ Byrne, you should have gone out on top. 
— For as definitive statements as these want to be on New York (this one especially, hence its title literally just being “New York Musical” this time around), they take place in spaces you’d increasingly find less “real” New Yorkers. Diners and Bodegas, sure. Laguardia? It’s not a ‘happening’ spot but you need to fly out of state sometimes. But Times Square? Even as a simple New Jersian I know that’s just tourist central. 
— Considering Mulaney hosts next season after Pete’s basically left the cast already, this is the last one of these we get with him in the role of the guy making the risky purchase. 
— Speaking of cast member absences, this is the first one of these without Cecily, who was still out filming Schmigadoon! 
— Unfortunate but fitting that Lauren, in one of her first big roles of the season, keeps getting blocked from camera view by Kenan and Mulaney.
— The line dance portion of this is pretty sloppy, with only really Alex seeming to get the choreography down. 
— 3 seasons prior to this, when Kate came in as ‘Clawsette’ and sang a duet with Kenan’s lobster I was busting a gut at just how hard SNL was committing to the dumbest concept. Here, as Kate dresses as a shrimp and sings with Kenan in a Minion costume, all I can feel is how manufactured it seems. Plus it’s not even remotely related to the concept of Times Square underwear, we’re just doing random silly New York stuff at this point.
— No comment on Beck as the “diddler on the roof”.
— We get Maya to come in as the Statue of Liberty and sing a big ballad about how she’s “still here”, inspired by this number from Follies. And listen, I’m an easy mark, especially since COVID hit and broke all our brains. I should be a weepy mess here. You know, the first time I went back to the city post-COVID wasn’t until some time after this episode aired. Now I’ve never been as rah rah about New York as some but I do enjoy my occasional little trips up there. And man what a bummer it was to go up and there and see the city that never sleeps as comatose as it was. It truly affected me more than I ever would have expected, there was just something legitimately unsettling and upsetting about seeing New York so dead. And this is Saturday Night Live, a show that’s been a staple of the city, and has stuck with it through thick and thin. This show and city were hit with the rough and tumble early 80’s (“the most dangerous city in America!”), a stock market crash, a recession, fucking 9/11, and kept rolling through all of that. But this disease finally almost brought both to their knees. Yet here we have Maya, an icon of the show, dressed up as the symbol of the city and all of the hope and ingenuity contained within, proudly declaring that she will not be defeated, that she still stands strong. And it is doing nothing for me.
— Okay so why did that do nothing for me? Is it because Maya’s been around too much this season, thus making her appearances less special? Nah, that idea was a slam dunk, anyone should have been able to sell that. Is it because it was attached to a sketch that already wasn’t really working? That certainly didn’t help. But I think the main problem is that these pieces have always seemed more like ironic celebrations of the city, highlighting some of its seediest aspects and even undercutting the typical glossy ideas of New York. Which is great when you want to mine relatable laughs out of the city, but when you want to start pulling out tears over how great it is while your tongue remains thoroughly planted in your cheek you just might not pull it off. Like in her big uplifting song about New York, Maya namechecks Son of Sam. Do we see why that disconnect might not work? 
— That Maya bit really felt like a closer, but we keep going. Another reason I’d be happy to see these retired is they drag on forever, meaning they often take up the real estate of two pieces. 
— Normally this type of mugging from Chloe would annoy me, but this is the type of piece I don’t mind a performer going all out for.
— Also, “hey big spender” to “superspreader” is a pretty funny swap.
— I chuckled at Mikey playing the homeless guy that punched Rick Moranis. 
— Mulaney kind of lampshades the fact that this one is way less related to the central object than the other sketches (though Diner Lobster was really the only one that fully committed to its one idea and wasn’t just trying to be a catch all about New York) by pointing to the underwear and going, “Remember? They started this whole thing.”
— Beck causes both Chris and Pete to break with his little interjection during Mulaney’s passionate speech about the undies.
— The plea to vote this sketch ends on has the same problem as Maya’s Statue of Liberty bit, with it being too sincere to feel funny and having too much of an inherent eye roll attached to it to carry any real emotional weight.   
— Definitely the worst of the musicals. These have already completed the full SNL cycle, going from inspired to reliable to rote. The next one marks a slight improvement in my eyes, but it still absolutely feels like something that should be put to rest.
Carson: I don’t have much to add to what Anthony so eloquently detailed, but I think there are a couple of key components to this sketch’s relative failure. If you’re going to repeat a sketch, and especially a conceptual one, you have to both build a strong foundational premise and increase the scale. This sketch fails on both counts. It is both flabbier in its premise and smaller in its scale than what came before. The prior musical sketches had a specificity to them that made them comedically sound. Here, the specificity is gone in favor of a grab bag of vague New York tropes. It’s a weird paradox where the more generally relatable a scene is, the less actually relatable it manages to be. Take the original Diner Lobster sketch for example. It was all based around one concept and that concept—don’t order lobster at a diner—has that kind of indefinable relatability that only a very specific reference can have. The first two follow-ups to Diner Lobster were undoubtedly retreads, but they compensated with increased scale and enhanced performances. Here, we lose the strong premise, retract the scale and fill it all with sloppy performances. DIsappointing, but predictable. This bit has run its course.
STARS: **½ 

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Bad Decisions”

Blue: As John Mulaney would later reveal during a talk show appearance, after this episode, Julian Casablancas gave him the coat that he’s wearing during this performance, as a gift.
— The intro to this song reminds me of The Cure.
— Julian is displaying great vocal versatility, range-wise, on the first verse.
— I can’t tell which guitarist is playing the cool rhythmic part on the chorus, but I really like the way it sounds.
— Enjoying the trippy checkerboard tunnel visual that’s just shown up behind the band during the bridge. 
— The ending of the performance was a little odd, with the guitar trailing off before Julian was done singing the last line.
— Another performance that I thought was just all right. Which is how I generally feel about The Strokes.
STARS: ***

ANOTHER UNCLE MEME
Ron expresses his displeasure at having again been memed by his nephew

Anthony: While it took me 4 musicals to officially get tired of them, it took me about a minute into the last Uncle Meme to be over it, so I definitely didn’t need a sequel (man starting with Update the theme of this episode really became “stuff we absolutely didn’t need another rendition of”). 
— Stephen Castillo and Dan Licata were behind these, and I suspect may have had a hand in Headless Horseman as well. At their best these two could bring a real inspired level of goofiness to the show, but at their worst, like this sketch, they’re just reek of the lamest flavors of edgelord (Castillo also co-wrote the Baby Yoda pieces so this really wasn’t his episode for me). 
— Pete and Chris kind of whiffed on their fist bump just then.
— Real weird to hear Mulaney refer to Pete as a “limp biscuit” and not even mean the band. Between this, Jost’s Update groaner and Horseman, calm down on the cum talk, show!
— Haha, Pete and Chris just had an even worse attempt at a high five, with Pete completely missing Chris’s arm, causing them both to break. That definitely got me; unfortunately it was the only part of the sketch that made me so much as crack a smile. 
— Almost as if the sketch was intent to avoid the awful, obnoxious ending from the last sketch, we go the opposite route this time, with an ending that just kind of deflates out like a sad balloon. The sketch in general felt weirdly pretty truncated, though I certainly won’t complain about less Uncle Meme.
— I know the “10-to-1” slot is less of a thing now, but it should be noted just how “this could air anywhere in the show” the energy on this one is. 
— A completely unnecessary retreat where my only real bit of a joy was a fuck-up from Chris and Pete. 
Carson: Wait, “Limp Biscuit” is a cum reference??? Can someone please Google that for me to confirm? Anyway, I know there has been a whole lot of “Carson defends a sketch Anthony hated” in this review and that’s what this next bit is about to look like, but don’t get it confused. This, even in its first installment, was a clunky, sluggish piece of lunkheaded schlock. Everything about this is pretty lousy, not least of which is Melissa Villasenor’s lack of lines. But, the one thing in its favor (other than the hilarious and pathetic high five miss) is Mulaney’s performance. Playing sincere is ultimately the right choice for this piece and Mulaney nails the performance, even as everyone else offers up a lame performance and the backend of the sketch speeds too quickly to a lousy conclusion, Mulaney’s performance is sound, solid stuff.
STARS: *½ 

GOODNIGHTS

Anthony: Sweet of Mulaney to be wearing a shirt repping Hal Willner, SNL’s recently deceased music supervisor. 

CUT FOR TIME: DEMOCRACY PSA
American voters (KAM, BEB, MID, KYM, HEG, EGN, BOY) prepare for outcome of the 2020 presidential election

— Hmm, that part with Kate stocking up on Plan B sure hits different now (or the same?)
— I get a weird sense of deja vu during this sketch, like I swear the show’s already used this exact script before. Guess it just goes to show that this one really doesn’t do enough to distinguish itself from SNL’s other political ads. I can see why it was cut, it’s a pretty easy joke that gets explored in all the ways you’d expect it to. (EDIT: According to Matt, that feeling’s not unearned, as this is a pretty direct retool of “Midterm Ad” from Jonah Hill’s most recent episode. And to think, people call this era’s satire repetitive.)
— Mikey wetting himself feels like a particularly weak note. 
— We end on Kate screaming so hard into a pillow that it explodes. Hey, we’ve all been there.
— Not the worst, but again, pretty disposable. 
Carson: Not much to add here. It’s fine, but an easy cut.
STARS: **½

IMMEDIATE POST SHOW THOUGHTS
Anthony: Well I really wanted to review a Mulaney episode for the site and… I got to! Unfortunately this is the second off Mulaney episode in a row, with this one taking a real stumble after Strollin’ it never recovers from. I was already pretty disappointed in this one when it aired, and sadly I found it even worse this time around. Mulaney is a favorite of mine, both as a standup and a voice within the show, so it definitely hurts to see his episode start to get swallowed up so much by the formula. Luckily he pulls it out on the next one and delivers an episode much more in line with his first two, even if not quite on the same level. (I’m not covering that one so I can spoil my opinion on it.)
— A huge part of the fun of the first 2 Mulaney episodes was just how fresh they felt, which is why it’s a shame almost every piece tonight was something we’ve seen before. Even some of the pieces that weren’t technically retreads felt like we’d seen them before, like both of the PSA pre tapes (Kate moving her body about all whacky? Ya don’t say.) 
— I will say I totally understand the impulse to rely on what’s worked in the past. This was their fifth week in a row, an unprecedented pace for the show, in the middle of a friggin’ pandemic. It’s hard enough to create a show like this, even when you’re not being poked and prodded every day, and you’re worrying about you or your loved ones getting sick, and you haven’t slept in five weeks. That’s not even to mention the issues with the host we didn’t know about at the time. I get it, truly. Anything done with 2020 brain should basically come with an asterisk automatically attached. Still, in these first few weeks back and during the At Home shows the show’s produced several pieces that are strong without that asterisk. Even tonight, we got two pieces that would have worked in pretty much any era. So I while I do want to say I acknowledge and understand the difficulties of making an episode like this, ultimately what I’m relaying in these reviews is how much I enjoyed what I just saw, and this episode just didn’t give me a ton to enjoy.
Carson: I don’t want to say I’m bullish on this episode, but I do think I run much warmer than Anthony did. That’s largely chalked to the fact that I felt Mulaney’s monologue was actually pretty strong, I found the Kate pre-tape tolerable and I fully guffawed at the sheer nastiness of the headless horsemen sketch. Am I a soft touch? Maybe, but I did provide some justification. It’s probably still the weak sister of the five Mulaney episodes, but it has a certain sour flavor that is kind of fascinating in its own way.

MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
Strollin’
Cinema Classics: The Birds
Monologue
Weekend Update
New York Musical
(CFT) Democracy PSA
Headless Horseman
Biden Halloween
New York PSA
Another Uncle Meme

TOMORROW 
Everyone’s (third) favorite reviewer Carson drops by for our second post-election Chappelle episode

March 7, 2020 – Daniel Craig / The Weeknd (S45 E15)

by Anthony

THE INGRAHAM ANGLE: CORONAVIRUS 
Elizabeth Warren [real] savors her successes

— Another day, another 9 minute SNL open that tries to shove every news story of that week into its runtime in a series of thin walk-ons. In this one’s defense at least, hoo boy was there a lot of news to cover this particular week. This is also a Drezgate piece, so hopefully it has a bit more of a sense of purpose than your typical Jost written cold open mush. 
— Obviously it’s very strange in hindsight to go back to these early, pre-lockdown days of COVID. Also sad to see how little some people have changed their tune a year and change later, just with slightly different wording…
— I’m no fan of Ingraham but this still feels like a pretty facile, even pretentious take on her to me. Hard to explain exactly why but it just doesn’t work for me at all. For one thing, I’m a big believer in ‘show don’t tell’, and this sketch just had Ingraham outright tell us she’s a fearmonger who uses racist dog whistles. 
— Kate’s Ingraham is actually a bit of a reverse Stefon/Cathy Ann, in that her first appearance was on Update but has since only been in sketches. In the case of Cathy Ann that made for a big improvement. Here? Eh…
— Unlike Kate’s Ingraham, Cecily’s Judge Jeanine always tends to amuse me, though she’s not given any material to write home about here (she’s racist, loud and drinks a lot—bold takes!)
— Similarly, the Trump sons are a fun pair of characters given nothing new to work with here. Eric’s declaration of “I’m a father!” as their segment concluded made me chuckle at least (as did Alex’s physicality when trying to mirror Mikey as Don Jr’s mannerisms, something that always gets me with these two).
— SNL brings back Darrell’s Chris Matthews after the real life Matthews’ firing. On the one hand I get this move, as Matthews was one of Darrell’s more fun political impressions, though it is one I’m not sure how many non SNL die-hards even remember.
— I do like Matthews immediately coming on and thinking this is still Hardball.
— I remember Che being on Hardball and one of the first things Matthews asked him was “who was the funniest black guy?” because the real-life Matthews is already a sketch character. 
— Round 3 of “fun impression, meh material”. 
— White chocolate gets cheers from the audience?! First off, it’s not that good guys. More importantly, you’re here to respond to the comedy, not give me your snack takes.
— Real-life Warren appears here, fresh off of dropping out of the presidential race. I remember some Bernie supporters were upset she made the time to appear here when she hadn’t endorsed him yet, because this is post-2016 America and every goddamn thing needs to cause an argument. 
— The material here is pretty soft, but that’s par for the course with a politician playing themselves on SNL. When Kate played Warren on the other hand, some kind of take beyond “gee golly” or whatever they had would have been nice. 
— Omg, Kate plays Ingraham AND Warren here?! Yass qwern, go off! (I wanna fit in with the other people who review SNL online for once.)
— So what was the premise here? It started as a piece mocking the right’s response to the initial outbreak of COVID in the US, which, fair enough. We get Judge Jeanine and the Trump sons on The Ingraham Angle and they all say dumb right-wing talking points about COVID. Bada bing, you got your fine if disposable cold open. But we keep going from there, so that the premise becomes “famous right-wing celebrities mock the left’s response to COVID, and also Chris Matthews shows up and prattles on and also two Elizabeth Warrens gee golly together”. There’s no wonder I barely remembered this going in outside the Warren cameo—what the hell is there to grab onto here? Its lukewarm leftovers of more successful prior bits with a dash of Kate hero worship seasoning that’s supposed to add spice but just leaves the whole thing tasting a little funky. I thought it’d do in a pinch, but honestly I’m ready to toss it and just order some takeout instead.
STARS: **

MONOLOGUE
in No Time To Die, James Bond (host) is gleeful & goofy over craps wins

— As far as I can tell, this was originally a Seiday pretape set to air in the middle of the show as usual, then was turned into a monologue with help from Stephen Castillo (I can’t find out if there was a full monologue during dress or if this change was made pre-show). I can see why this move was made, as this piece does a lot to sell Craig’s goofy, affable presence as host. 
— Craig on SNL is a funny presence. He has that kinda dorky dad energy pioneered by Buck Henry back in the day, but there’s an extra, almost alien-like quality to his work on the show that really intrigues me. He always seems to be playing things “off” in a way that seems both intentional and unintentional at the same time, contradictory as that may be. I dig it.
— Bit of a weak premise, (plus, ‘guy in movie who typically looks cool revealed as dork’ is a Seiday trope we’ve seen before and since) but as I previously mentioned, Craig is doing a lot to sell it with his cornball energy.
— Since I’ll be mean to her later coming up, I’ll point out Kate’s pretty fun here as the feisty old lady. This type of mugging Kate role always works better as part of an ensemble than when it’s supposed to anchor a sketch.
— Ditto what I just said about Kate for Kenan honestly. Still, he’s a ton of fun here, especially when he just starts chanting “you!” to Craig.
— I like some of the different angles of Bond and the crowd here, especially the bird’s eye shots when he’s gloating to the whole group. 
— This plays out predictably, but Craig carries it there the whole way with me. This is just pure dumb fun. It’s very slight but you can’t help but get caught up in the energy, which is another reason it was a good choice to move this up top (especially after the typically overlong open did its work to drain us). 
— Nice touch with Kenan not only popping up in the iconic Bond bullet shot, but coming out on stage with the real Craig at the end of his monologue. 
STARS: ****

THE SANDS OF MODESTO 
social distancing impacts soap opera interactions

— Written by James Anderson and Bryan Tucker. 
— In a move sadly all too typical of late era Kate, she comes in basically already having broken character. 
— Pretty easy humor here, mining early COVID paranoia for “everyone’s scared of germs now!” jokes, along with your typical soap parody goofery, though it’s just silly enough here to mostly work for me.
— “But you were killed in that plane crash.” “That’s what I was told—but I’m alive!”
— Kate is smirking her way through this whole sketch in a way that’s actively bringing it down for me. This is melodramatic material with an absurd bent and needs to be performed as such to work. Frank Drebin isn’t funny if he knows he’s an idiot, ya know? I just think of the way Jan or Jane or even Kristen on the right night would have played this, as soap actresses too in their own world to even realize anything funny was going on, and I know the sketch would be much stronger for it.
— Or maybe the problem is the writer? Cecily’s a hair too broad here for me as well, and she’s definitely someone capable of giving the type of performance I’m talking about. Maybe cast members just see Anderson’s name on a script and think “oh got it, Southern accent, mug eyes”. 
— A fight between Cecily and Kate being portrayed by two Barbie dolls is a funny touch. The use of stock footage in general throughout this piece is solid.
— This is real goofy stuff, but it just about works for me, even with Kate’s sloppy performance. I feel like I’m going to be using the phrase “dumb fun” a lot in this review, but hey, the world was about to shut down and I can’t blame these guys for not working out the tightest material this week.  
STARS: ***½

ON THE COUCH 
(KET), (CRR), (musical guest) doghoused in music video

— I love Kenan and Chris, but I’m pretty much always lukewarm on them in songs (I know, I gave Come Back Barack a 4.5; if the sketch is strong enough I can look past it). I’m pretty lax with impressions but for some reason I’m really snobbish about comedy songs. If you’re gonna do it, it should sound like a real song, dammit!
— Eh, this is kind of a 90’s stand-up ass premise.
— Sleeping on the couch ain’t even that bad! I honestly do it by accident more than I care to admit.
— There’s a bit where they attempt to do a crescendo of “sleeping on the couch”s similar to the one in “Jizz In My Pants”, but with much less success. “Jizz” was also smart enough to save that move for towards the end of the song.
— Cute dog.
— Pretty predictable response verse from the girls.
— When Melissa is saying all the ways Chris wronged her, we at least get some typically amusing Chris Redd dumb guy reactions.
— Ah, there’s Daniel and his endearingly lame American accent at least. His bit outside with The Weeknd is fun.
STARS: **½  

THE DEIRDRE SHOW
piqued Cookie (EGN) huffs during cooking segment

— Written by Ego and Drezgate, inspired by this moment with Patti Labelle on Tyra Banks’ show. 
— Ego is always immediately charming in these types of diva roles. So far, however, this sketch is doing little beyond having her rotely recreate the type of reactions Patti gave the chef in the real life clip. If anything, this piece is less funny as it ignores the comedy in the real clip of the chef not realizing the joke is on her.
— As per usual with modern SNL, I’m finding these audience reaction scenes unnecessary. Yeah, they establish that the audience has turned on Daniel’s character, but some off screen boos would accomplish the same thing (with about the same amount of laughs).
— As always, Ego knows how to deliver the line “pissing me off” just the right way. If I ever text someone that phrase, her intonation there is the exact one I have in mind.
— The twist of Ego’s character going to eat a strip of gum and actually eating the foil is okay, helped by some really funny lines from Ego: “It’s just gum. You know, shiny, tastes like coins, sparks when you chew it.”
— There wasn’t much to this, and it certainly doesn’t compare to some of the great Ego pieces we’ll get next season, but it was amusing enough, carried pretty much entirely by Ego’s effortless charm.
— A sequel to this was cut from dress from Season 47’s Rami Malek episode. I can’t say I’m too broken up by not getting another one of these, especially as Ego is on more solid ground with the show by that point and doesn’t need any bit of airtime she can get. Although I’d still take it over the Prince sketch from that episode.
STARS: ***

DEBBIE DOWNER WEDDING RECEPTION
at a wedding reception, pandemic context has Debbie Downer (RAD) in her element

— Ah, Debbie Downer. Listen, I love Rachel as much as the next guy, and like everyone I think that first installment is a ton of fun. It’s a perfect example of the type of chaos the live element can bring to SNL, with Rachel breaking character so hard she literally can’t continue the scene. While breaking on SNL can sometimes feel manufactured, it works in that sketch because you can tell Rachel is just genuinely losing it, in a way that doesn’t feel in any way forced. So how do you repeat the success of a piece like that? Well, as our friend Kate showed us with her iconic breaking sketch, you bring back the character in a series of different locations/situations that are all really just variations of that first one, and shove in moments designed to make people crack. It’s perfect, like a delicious, creamy, rich cake being force fed down your throat. Mmm, that’s some good sketch comedy fun. (Comparing comedy to food a lot in this review. Maybe I’m just preparing myself for “Salad”). 
— Paula Pell came back to write this. At least this topical setting (bumming people about COVID) is fitting for this character. Gives this sketch an interesting, possibly unintentional twist too where Debbie’s totally within her right to freak out about what she’s going on about for once. 
— “They say to forgo masks”—goddamn, March of 2020 feels like a million years ago.
— It’s subtle, but I like Debbie sort of joining in on the Table 9 chant. She’s trying.
— The COVID stuff is a decent attempt to bring Debbie Downer into 2020, but the #MeToo bit was a big miss for me.
— He doesn’t really get anything to do (shocker) but I like Alex’s annoyed performance, playing someone who’s clearly dealt with Debbie many times and is in no mood for it on his wedding day. 
— Everyone doing a Debbie style reaction shot to the mention of Trump feels pretty easy, as does the extra joke with Aidy as the stereotypical older white woman who loves Trump. It’s not like I need harsh political digs in my Debbie Downer sketches, but if we are going to go there, more than a literal sad trombone of a joke would be appreciated. 
— Not the worst Debbie Downer, but still about as pointless as any of them past the original felt. 
STARS: **½ 

MUSICAL GUEST INTRO
host wins the internet with his emphatic introduction for musical guest


Anthony: Haha, I guess I gotta talk about this now, huh? So Daniel’s intro for The Weeknd blew the fuck up in an entirely unexpected but very 2020 way. It really is kind of perfect for our modern times where you have to squint to even see what the zeitgeist could possibly be that an out of context intro for a musical guest became the thing from this season that the most people ended up seeing. I mean, there was a damn Times piece about it! I’ll link that here, since it goes in depth on the Twitter account/meme for those who have no clue what the hell I’m talking about. I’ll also link this Times piece, in which Craig charmingly learns of the meme’s existence (lot of plugs for struggling upstart The New York Times in this section of the review).

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Blinding Lights”

Blue: Humorously enough, as I type this review, it is currently the weekend. Thanks for reminding me, Daniel. 
— This stage set, full of dozens of flashing lights, is very appropriate for this song’s title.
— A truly addictive synth riff opens this song. Despite its frequent airplay, this is why I can never get sick of this song—it’s impossible to feel sad when hearing that riff.
— Interesting theatrical outfit The Weeknd has chosen. I’m not sure as to the significance of the broken nose, but he looks great.
— Wow, The Weeknd’s voice sounds exactly like it does on the recorded version of this song.
— Nice display of versatility from the keyboardist on stage right, who is now playing guitar. I wish he and the other keyboardist on stage left weren’t so close to the back, though- I want a better view of them as they play.
— Incredible melismatic vocals from The Weeknd.
— The flashing lights, The Weeknd’s red jacket and the keyboardists’ glittery suits are really appealing to my aesthetic sensibilities, and fit the song’s 80’s synthpop style very well.
Stars: ****

WEEKEND UPDATE 
bag ban raises slippery slope fears for plastic expert Bottle Boi (BOY)

The Weeknd Update- musical guest coughs despite saying “I feel fine”

Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With prattles

— I see SNL continuing here to push the narrative that Bernie and Biden are basically the same, which no matter where you land on them feels misinformed at best.
— Oh man, speaking of shit that feels prehistoric now, we get jokes about Trump dry humping that flag.
— Che’s bringing back his nihilistic COVID influenced outlook from the previous Update, in a slightly more muted form here.
—  Bowen debuts a new character here, one with a very Sandler-esque Southern accent. Apparently this was cut from dress the previous week. 
— Bowen has a lot of energy here as usual but this material is super thin. There’s a couple laughs from the lines themselves (such as Bottle Boi wondering if we get rid of plastic, where will fish get their necklaces?) but for the most part any enjoyment I’m getting out of this is just from Bowen’s performance. 
— Okay, I did chuckle at “Greta ToonTown”.
— Interesting hearing a joke about the film the host is there to promote. In general, a bit eerie hearing all the stories this Update about things getting canceled due to COVID, knowing what was around the corner. 
— We get a return of the “Weeknd Update” bit from the last time he was on. It’s still cute, helped by knowing when to end.
— Cecily brings back GYWYHSACW (just give her a damn name, show) for the first time in almost 4 years.
— Right off the bat some fun interaction with Cecily and Che as she tries to force her hand down his throat.
— Really loved Colin “freak” Jost in his shades more than I probably should have.  
— This is nothing new for this character, but it’s working. It helps that it’s been so long since we’ve seen her, but all the normal elements (the Jost-style memorable one liners, the wonderfully dumb malaprops, Cecily’s perfectly keyed in annoying drunk girl performance) are working and in fine form here.
— The ending with Cecily donning a Momo mask was kind of dumb, but otherwise solid stuff here.
STARS: ***½ 

ACCENT COACH
host’s accent coach (BEB) wants Benoit Blanc to be cartoonishly southern

— Written by Beck with future cast member Andrew Dismukes. I remember this being a divisive piece (as a lot of vomit hose pieces can be), with me landing more on the side of being charmed by its goofiness than off put by it, though we’ll how true that remains this time around. 
— Fun premise, with Beck as the accent coach behind Craig’s, uh, eccentric southern accent in Knives Out.
— What is this look on Beck’s character? I guess it would make sense if he was being presented as some hick, but the character is clearly meant to be more sophisticated than that, so the outfit seems like a strange choice to me. You can say it’s his misinterpretation of what a Southerner would wear, but he establishes he doesn’t know what type of accent he’ll be doing before he enters. I don’t know, maybe I’m dumb and missing something, but the outfit doesn’t seem to have a purpose beyond “doesn’t Beck look funny like this?”
— Beck is an incredibly talented, funny guy, but he never got quite to the point where he could carry a sketch for me just on the basis of watching him goof around, which is about all this amounting to so far.
— Hooo boy, is this a lot more try-hard than I remembered…
— The “hot butt” stuff is another example of modern SNL thinking every line has to be a laugh line at the expense of the main premise (this is a bit of a problem with modern sketch in general; I had a real problem with it in Season 2 of I Think You Should Leave, for example).
—  Beck and Daniel start puking now for no discernable reason other than “comedy!” I’m an easy mark with the vomit hose, but c’mon now… 
— “You can PUKE on command?!” Mikey Day with his Mikey Day-ass lines….
— Yea, that was considerably worse than I remembered. I generally don’t have any issues with Beck on the show, but that felt like a really indulgent piece that did him no favors.
STARS: ** 

DEEP QUOTE GAME NIGHT
during a game night, (host) & (HEG) trade impossibly-obscure movie quotes

— Written by Heidi with Will Stephen. 
— Heidi’s amusing me right off the bat with her intense characterization here.
— The obvious building attraction between Heidi and Daniel is a lot of fun, though for the second time tonight Kate is actively dragging a sketch down by having such a loose performance. She’s supposed to be basically cuckolded here, and yet her choice of a reaction for her character is to smile and giggle at the whole thing? And I say choice, because, if these breaks aren’t intentional, they’re at the very least the result of a performer choosing to go into a scene without much commitment. Which is annoying enough in a sketch like “Sands of Modesto” that’s already centered around her, but even more so in a sketch like this, where the focal point is supposed to be another cast member (Heidi in this case) and not lil’ ol’ charming Kate. And Kate knows how much this piece means to Heidi, considering this was apparently a piece Heidi had had cut from numerous previous episodes, including Harbour and Driver. Getting this on was supposed to be entirely Heidi’s moment, and yet once again Kate had to make it about her. I do think some fans definitely do too much to vilify Kate, but stuff like this really annoys me.
— Kay, one more quick comment about Kate (I know, I know)—some may point out that Daniel breaks here too and I don’t give him as hard of a time, but A: he’s not a cast member on his 8th year (and one who’s frequently hailed as the best of the current cast, and a legend in the making) and B: he only breaks after his scene partner has been for basically the entirely of the scene already.
—  Not sure we needed two sets of couples here to react to Daniel and Heidi. They both seem to be getting the same type of lines. Their lines themselves are also a bit too of the “spelling out what’s weird here” variety y’all know I don’t care for. Still, they don’t distract too much from the meat of the sketch.
— Okay, I did get a laugh from Ego’s “yall, stop quoting Captain Phillips!” The girl can sell a line.
— I love that the quotes have expanded into other languages now, though again, could do without the Chris line spelling that out.
— Good “so wrong” laugh from Heidi’s clue of a cough being in reference to Philadelphia
— The pair kissing is a solid climax to this, though I can’t help but feel like we needed another beat or so. This was a very fun, sturdy little character sketch, but it felt a rewrite or two (and a much more locked in supporting performance from you-know-who) from being a true classic. 
STARS: ****

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest & Oneohtrix Point Never [real] perform “Scared To Live”

Anthony: You know Craig sounds even more relieved to see The Weeknd here, and yet you never see this one. Strange.
Blue: Another adherent to the “one upbeat song and one ballad” SNL format, I see.
— While “Blinding Lights” is clearly rooted in 80’s pop, and I’m hearing some of that in this song too, this also feels early 2000’s to me. There’s definitely a timelessness to it.
— I like the tone on that Juno-60 that Oneohtrix Point Never is playing.
— Another outstanding vocal performance from The Weeknd.
— Strong chorus, with The Weeknd singing in a higher register compared to the verses, and a second synth coming in to add some sweeping pads to the song.
— I love the synth noodling on the second verse. It feels a touch more modern than the rest of the song.
— Why not sing the pre-recorded vocals on the bridge? Is that because it’s (what appears to be) a sped-up sample from “Your Song” by Elton John?
— Great high notes from The Weeknd on the last chorus. The hints of vibrato in his voice, however, are bothering me- it’s not necessary for the song.
— Interesting tone overall to that song. The hopefulness of the music undercuts the sense of regret in the lyrics. It feels like a healthy way to look back on a relationship’s end, rather than another whiny moping breakup song.
STARS: ***

SALAD
sick-in-the-head Nadine (AIB) feeds her family inedible “overnight salad”

— A pretape I’ve always enjoyed, written by Aidy with Rob Klein. 
— The doo wop style melody to this is catchy. 
— Also really dig the set design. Yea, it’s pretty typical 50’s kitsch, but there’s something subtly off and claustrophobic about it (perhaps how it’s shot helps) that adds to the not-quite-right tone of the sketch before the reveal.
—  Delightfully nasty image as Aidy mashes her bare hands around in her gross salad concoction. 
— Obvious but still fun (and well-performed by Craig, even with his goofy American accent) reveal that the mess of a salad tastes terrible.
— Wonderfully dark bit where it’s revealed Aidy’s character has probably killed the family dog by feeding it her gnarly ass salad.
— Aidy’s performance here is perfectly off, and one of my favorites she’s given on the show. I’ve especially always loved her practically incomprehensible delivery of “maybe does he need a big scoop o’ mayo?”
— The ending felt a bit too abrupt, but otherwise, a very solid, dark pre tape.
STARS: ****½ 

GOODNIGHTS


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— A very loose show, as can be expected given what was going on in the world at the time. As such, I preferred it then, when I really needed some dumb goof-a-loofs (as opposed to now, when everything is going so awesome I simply don’t need to laugh anymore) but it’s still a show that moves along charmingly enough, aided by Craig’s lovably odd energy. And hey, no Regine, so it’s an automatic improvement over his last episode, at least.

MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
Salad
Monologue
Deep Quote Game Night
Sands of Modesto
Weekend Update
The Deirdre Show
On the Couch
Debbie Downer Wedding Reception
Accent Coach
The Ingraham Angle: Coronavirus

TOMORROW
John Krasinski and Dula Peep stop by to the world as we know it gets put on temporary (?) hold, and the show has to adapt in a way it never has before. Carson’s the first of our reviewers to look at a not-live (and often not even from New York) SNL, as the show goes At Home.  




December 7, 2019 – Jennifer Lopez / DaBaby (S45 E8)

by Anthony

NATO CAFETERIA 
Justin Trudeau (JIF) & others bully Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) at NATO

— For those wondering, this open lasts 42 seconds before Fallon and Rudd walk in. Next week the cast might get a whole minute up top before some celebrity comes in to scoop up the spotlight.
— It’s somewhat ironic to have Rudd, a guy I’ve seen be funny but never really on SNL, paired with Fallon, a guy I’ve only seen be funny on SNL. 
— And then we get James Corden. I know the proper internet response here would be some mouth-foaming, Doug Walker-esque all-caps rant, but honestly Corden’s a guy I always found more simply lame than infuriating. Him and Fallon represent a whole lot of what I hate about current late night, but outside their talk shows the most they tend to inspire out of me is generally indifference. I did also like Corden in Doctor Who and Gavin & Stacey, which helps. 
— It should also be noted Corden actually acquits himself to the material pretty well here as well, coming off the most natural of the three. I particularly like when he tries to imitate Rudd and Fallon’s hair tussle. 
— Liked Mikey’s lame compliment of “I love your economies”.  
— Corden telling Mikey to “Brexit out of here” and Fallon responding by saying he’s being “so cringe” are both meant to be lame, and shit do they achieve that. 
— Trump comes in with a big tray of hamberders, cus hur hur hur.
— So the joke here is that Trump is like the loser kid in high school. Not the worst premise, but certainly not the best. Let’s see if we get some decent one liners at least, like these pieces can be occasionally good for.
— I like Alex’s quirky Latvian president.
— There’s a side bit going on here with Boris just barely fitting into the cool group. Normally I’d complain this feels like a hat on a hat, but honestly the Boris bits are all funnier than the Trump ones.
— Boy if that ain’t fitting that Kate gets to sit at the “cool kids’ table” with the celebrity cameos.  
— Kate’s Merkel is pretty much giving us the same shtick as always, down to the Obama crush 3 years after he left office. At least this isn’t one of her more insufferable political impressions (though your mileage may vary there). 
— Big fuckin’ eye roll at the “Impeach Me” sign gag (complete with 3 exclamation points to really hammer the desperation home).
— So this whole thing turns out to be an anti-bullying PSA from Melania, which in turn turns out to be a parody of a Peloton Ad? What are you trying to say, show?!
— Yea, we got a lot of the worst Trumpwin offenders here. Hack punchlines, pointless cameos, incoherent satire and “activism” that amounted to going “hey, isn’t this guy bad? Applaud us!!” Not a great sign when the highlight of your sketch is James Corden.
— Looking at my scheduled reviews for the next 2 seasons, this is actually my final episode with an appearance from Trumpwin. I can’t say I’m too sad to see him go. Baldwin was involved in a lot of iconic material from the show over the years, and was always a host who gave 100%, so its definitely unfortunate to see his time with the show end (I have to assume he’s not coming back any time soon, do to recent tragedies that neither I nor anyone in the comments are gonna talk about) with him giving such routinely lazy performances in service of such routinely lazy material. I don’t mean to harp on it too much in these reviews, but my beef with Trumpwin is basically my beef with Trump himself, just on a much smaller scale. For four years he was the face of an institution that, although deeply flawed, is one I care deeply about, and he spent that whole time making it look bad. Good riddance to both.
STARS: *½ 

MONOLOGUE
50 year-old host kicks with The Rockettes & wears her green Versace dress

— Jennifer Lopez is hot. You can pretty much skip the next 4 pieces since that’s about all they’ll give you (okay, that’s unfair to one of them, though we’ll get to that). 
— Obligatory mention of how the host is no longer with the person they mention to be their significant other in their monologue, which is so awkward since we’re all 16.
— There’s no real conceit to this other than J Lo bragging about how well things are going for her. The show tries to turn that into a comedic conceit, culminating in that dumbass moment where Beck’s head explodes because J Lo says she’s 50, but it just feels like the show blowing smoke up her ass (which I’m sure she’d want me to mention is a very famous ass) under the thin veil of irony. 
— Also, I’m sure I’m not the first to say this, but J Lo’s insistence on mentioning that she’s 50 makes her sound like some kinda Sexy Sally O’Malley.
— Now Lopez kicks off a rendition of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”, complete with Rockette backing, building to a grand finale where it’s revealed she’s been wearing her iconic green Grammy’s dress under her tuxedo. It’s decent fluff, I suppose—certainly more tolerable than the first half of her monologue. 
STARS: **

SURPRISE HOME MAKEOVER 
home makeover program visits Matt Schatt & out-of-his-league wife (host)

— Here we get a return of a sketch from Mikey’s very first episode. I enjoyed that sketch, especially as an intro to Mikey, but it’s not one I needed to see returned to all these years later. It’s also never a good sign when the first real sketch of the night is a repeat of a one off from three years ago….
— Kenan’s character is named Becker Cheeks. Either commit to a joke name or don’t, guys.
— Bit of confusing chronology here as well, as Kenan is playing a different reporter than he did in the last sketch, and Mikey, while playing the same character, makes no mention of his previous marriage (other details, such as him having no penis and only testicles in the last sketch, are contradicted here as well).
— Thanks to John and Matt (not Schatt) for letting me know we did find out what happened to Margot Robbie’s character, but only in the form of a tweet from Mikey.
— Mikey: “I can not believe this is happening, I never get lucky like this”. Audience laughs. Kenan: “Oh, I’d say you get very lucky.” Audience murmurs. See Seiday, even the crowd is telling you you don’t need to explain these jokes to them! 
— Matt being really into Smurfs is kinda funny, though it feels like it could have been any random beat in the last sketch but it meant to be one of the bigger jokes of this piece.
— One thing I do prefer about this to the first sketch is the lack of a character like Cecily was playing in that one. She got some good straight man reactions there, but the fun of this piece is in everyone’s outsized reactions to the couple, so it doesn’t feel necessary to include a character who’s there to try and keep everyone on track. 
—  I did like the small joke of Mikey calling his rollerblades his “sports stuff”.
— Continuing my point from earlier, the Smurf Life tattoo feels like it’s meant to be the centerpiece gag of the sketch, and that just feels to me like it has so much less weight than his wife being a Kennedy or him having no genitalia. 
— Luckily we get Bowen here to add some excitement. Bowen can’t quite bring the energy as high as Leslie did in her fantastic intro from the first piece (“I got TWO THEORIES”) but he makes the proceedings a lot more fun, for sure.
— Bowen lunging at Mikey’s dick is certainly exciting, though as mentioned “average sized penis” just doesn’t feel like as consequential a beat as “no penis”.
— Like a lot of Seiday sketches from the past couple years this is hard to grade as it was a functional, well performed piece with some solid laugh lines that nevertheless gave off a very tired and frankly lazy feel. I’m just gonna stick the grade at the halfway point and call it a day.
STARS: **½ 

CHAD & JLO
host is unfathomably drawn toward pool boy Chad; Alex Rodriguez cameo

— Our first Chad of the season. I don’t hate this character (though I certainly never need to see him again) but I recall really not caring for his two Season 45 appearances. Let’s see if I’m warmer to this this time around. 
— Seiday get a lot of shit in certain fan circles, and while I think some of it is unfair, episodes like this, where they get the two sketches up top to repackage old sketches of theirs in slightly different colored wrapping, remind you those complaints do come from somewhere.
— This is giving me very little to talk about. Sometimes bad sketches can be fun to bash but this is just bad in such an uninteresting way. J Lo & especially Pete seem to be sleepwalking here, and the writing isn’t anything we haven’t already seen a million times in these Chads before.
— Amazing how unnatural A Rod can make only 5 words sound.
— The weakest Chad in my opinion. This one took the exact approach you’d expect out of this character and only got more predictable the longer it went on.
STARS: *½ 

THE CORPORAL 
knockout’s (host) sisters’ (KAM) & (AIB) schemes backfire in a 1955 movie

— Ah yes! This is easily one of my favorite sketches the team of Drezen/Gates/McKinnon/Bryant would ever do. 
— Great bit right off the bat as Kate and Aidy shout down J Lo to return to the attic. 
— At first glance, this is just another “isn’t J Lo hot??” sketch, but the writing is sharp enough here that I can look past that. 
— Similarly, these are the type of broad, chummy Kate and Aidy performances I tend to really not care for, but for whatever reason they work for me here. I guess the sort of vaudevillian nature of this piece allows them to go broader without it annoying me.  
— Love the runner with Kate and Aidy trying to kill each other with poorly disguised weapons (“Why, that’s a shotgun!” “Oh! So it is, I thought it was a Q-tip.”)
— The runner with Kate and Aidy trying and failing to make J Lo look ugly isn’t quite as strong but is still really fun.
— Nice little twist on the usual Kate shtick with Aidy being the one to get the “tee hee, this character is secretly into girls!” line.
— The lobster part is a nice bit of absurdity. Especially love Kate’s line to J Lo explaining this is how men look: “Yes, they’re small and they’re lobsters.”
— Another great bit of absurdity with Kate’s gunshots only succeeding in making J Lo’s dress strapless. 
— Beck comes in at the end here, getting what has to be one of the all-time great one-word roles on the show.  
— A very fun sketch that has always stood as one my favorite Kate/Aidy pairings. This isn’t high art by any means but it does exactly what it wants to do and does it with infectious energy. 
STARS: *****

THEM TRUMPS: RALLY 
at a rally, white audience turns on black First Family

— Continuing tonight’s trend of “shit we didn’t need to come back”, we get our third and final Them Trumps. 
— This one especially feels pointless to bring back—not only because it’s such a one-note sketch but also because Leslie, one of the sketch’s major players, isn’t even on the show anymore. 
— The background music for the intro is pretty well produced; I especially like the Travis Scott style autotuned “ooooh, them Trumps”. 
— Kenan’s Trump is acting all cocky in the face of danger, but ol’ Tony suspects there’s a big sneaky stinky subversion coming our way. Something in my gut.
— These sketches always feel halfway caught between being an Empire parody and a genuine attempt at satire, and never end up feeling like they hit their marks with either. The first one still managed to work since it had the element of surprise on its side, but by this third sketch, as alluded to above, I know the tricks. Rotely repeating them in a slightly different setting ain’t gonna cut it.
— I will say Kenan is always really fun in this role, at least. Also enjoy Chris as the Don Jr stand-in.
— “Make America Swag Again”—yeef.
— I thought we’d maybe get some kind of subversion of the subversion, but no—it was just the same sketch we saw the last 2 times.
STARS: **

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “BOP”

Anthony: Oh DaBaby, you truly ended up being as dumb as your name. I actually didn’t mind this guy for a while, as at least he’s one of the modern pop rappers who doesn’t sound like he’s falling asleep on the mic. Throw him on in the gym or the car and close your eyes (always advisable when driving) and you’ve got a decent B-tier Ludacris. Luckily, that type of raving endorsement makes it easy to dispose of the guy when he turns out to be a total shithead. 
Blue: A couple bars in, and I can say…I don’t think I’m going to like this.
— I feel so thrown off listening to the hype man while the camera is on DaBaby. Wish they’d pan out to show who’s talking.
— Not a fan of DaBaby’s deep, raspy voice. 
— “My girl got good kitty.” …No comment.
— DaBaby pretending to grab a phone from one of his backup dancers and then throwing it while saying “what the—” made me laugh.
— Speaking of the backup dancers, they’re doing a great job!
— Unexpected backflip and handsprings from one of the dancers! I think I can hear an audience member shouting “whoa!” at that (or it could be part of the recorded track).
— Now here comes a backup dancer walking on her hands… and twerking up a storm. Gotta admit… I genuinely find this impressive (not that I particularly enjoy seeing it).
— “What’s that? DaBaby brought the Jabbawockeez?” Yes, I guess he did bring the Jabbawockeez. Not that I’m familiar with them.
— The Jabbawockeez are not adding much to the choreography besides an interesting visual aesthetic, but I appreciate the hype man’s enthusiasm for them.
— Abrupt ending.
— Lol @ the big smiles on DaBaby and his hype man’s faces.
STARS: *½ (the song did nothing for me but the choreography was enjoyable)


WEEKEND UPDATE
Nancy Pelosi (KAM) offers passive-aggressive prayers for Donald Trump

when it comes to the holidays, Jules (BEB) sees things a little differently

— Nice, biting Catholic Church line from Jost. Pedophile priest jokes are so tacky at this point, but a good hearty “fuck you” to the church is always appreciated.
— Che’s food stamps rant was strong, and is one of those nice moments from him where you feel like he’s bringing something you’d wouldn’t have seen with any previous anchor.
— Kate does a bit as her Pelosi. She calls Jost “Breitbart Ryan Seacrest”, talks about how bad Trump is, makes a pee tape joke, and hopes Linday Graham has a black, gay baby. It was truly a revolutionary moment in comedy.
— Jules is a fun enough character, though it feels like a shade of Beck I’ve seen enough of that I’m not exactly going to praise him.
— Okay, Jules’ Black Friday/Friday line made me laugh more than it should have.
— The usual from Jules, but this character can at least provide enough solid lines that that’s not the worst thing.
— A good enough update overall, though I wasn’t exactly blown away by the correspondents—Pelosi particularly.
STARS: ***

HIP HOP CAROLERS 
(host) & other hip-hop carolers distract while musical guest robs family

— Hmm, the premise of a bunch of adults who do hip-hop carols doesn’t sound like it’ll do much for me, but let’s see.
— Ha, that has to be the first City High reference on network TV in about 20 years.
— Haha, wait, they’re taking the City High reference further with a full on Christmas themed parody of “What Would You Do?”?? I’ve always liked that song, so I appreciate this on some level, but no one remembers it.
— Ok, so the premise is they’re carolers who sing rap songs, and also the rap songs have had their lyrics changed to be about Christmas themed movies? This doesn’t even sound like the basis for a good Tweet, let alone a sketch. 
— Our next song parody is Pras’ “Ghetto Superstar”, which does feel more remembered than the City High song, at least. Too bad these lyrics are still doing nothing for me.
— Oh wait, the raps are just about Christmas now, not Christmas movies. Although we still get a throwaway mention of Home Alone, which the last song was a parody of. Not entirely sure what’s happening right now, to be honest.
— Ending with “Tha Crossroads”, a song I’d genuinely call one people remember. What a journey to get there. Once again though, the lyrics/performance do nothing for me. The joke with this one is how sloppy the performance itself gets, but at that point it just feels like what are we even doing here?
— Also, I know it’s not my job to pitch on these things, but I feel like replacing the “bone bone bone” intro with “ho ho ho” would work better than “pole pole pole”. I mean maybe the joke is meant to be how little the whole thing works, but then again I ask: what are we even doing here?
— The “I miss my Uncle Charles” part is so specific it makes me think that was just a backstage bit Kenan and Chris would do that’s been made into a sketch.
— DaBaby shows up to reveal he’s been robbing the family the whole time, a reveal that did a whole lotta nothing for me! And woof at that Robin Hood line.
— Speaking of “whole lotta nothing”, that would be a fitting subtitle for that sketch. Next. 
STARS: *

HOOPS 
(host) & (MEV) hawk large, round, golden, versatile earrings

— Yay, a rare Melissa showcase!
— Ha, these women’s names being “Gino’s Girlfriend” and “Her Cousin” are good ways of identifying their values.  
— As is typical for Drezgate affairs, lot of great one-liners here. Even in the initial spiel you get “made from 100% metal” and “will turn your ears the color of money”.
— Would cut out the part where they show all the words you can get inside your hoops. We just got a long list and that one had funnier details. 
— Enjoy Alex’s sleazy mob character. 
— This role isn’t exactly a stretch for Lopez, which is perhaps why this feels the most committed we’ve seen her all night. 
— Like Lopez describing babies as “very grabby people”. 
— Melissa co-wrote this with the Drezgate team, now responsible for my second above-average rating of the night. This feels typical of a lot of the two-hander, direct-to-camera sketches Kate & Aidy would do with that team around this time period. However, working with different performers here not only allows for fresher feeling central performances, it also allows Drezgate’s typically strong one-liners to pop even more since they’re not being held down by the weight of McKinnant’s indulgence.
STARS: ****½

POTTY PM
device lets (KYM) pee from bed, but female urination is a mystery

— My proud tradition of reviewing Kyle sketches with “potty” in their title continues. 
— Kyle’s voice is already naturally funny in a TV spokesman setting.
— Pretty fun visuals showing how the PottyPM will work. 
— Great turn with Kyle awkwardly unsure how his product would work with women, and gradually revealing he’s not very sure how women work in general.
— J Lo is really selling her increasing levels of discomfort well. I’d say this pre-tape and the live sketch before this stand as some of her best work on SNL.
— The visual of the PottyPM trying and failing to find an entry way into a woman’s body is really funny. I would have cut the visual off there though, before getting into the “Filipino tube” stuff. 
— J Lo’s smiley but stilted delivery of “yea, it’s fine” is especially strong.
— This feels a bit typical for Kyle, but it was well written enough, and really elevated by the work from Kyle and especially J Lo.
STARS: ****

WISCONSIN WOMEN
wild child (CLF) battles a bear outside a Wisconsin hardware store

— I remember absolutely hating this when it aired, but I feel like my SNL tastes have changed significantly since then and the stuff I end up hating the most now is the excessively bland stuff rather than the excessively weird, so we’ll see how I feel this time around.
— Bit of a direction mishap, as the camera awkwardly zooms in on Cecily, Kate & J Lo when Heidi is first talking at the top of the scene.
— Someone from Wisconsin or the general Midwest can attest to the strength of the ladies’ Wisconsin accents, but they don’t sound great to me.
— Hmm, about a minute in and this is doing very little for me. The audience seems to agree. There isn’t really a premise so far, other than Kate and Cecily (and J Lo) getting to be “weird”.
— Really not sure what to make of Chloe’s character.
— Chloe’s character is now getting tossed around the stage like a doll (and in fact, is literally now a doll), which feels less like a culmination of anything that happened in the sketch and more like something crazy happening because The Big Book of How To Make Air said that’s what you need at the end of a sketch.
— Another total dud tonight. That just felt like watching these 3 ladies fuck around for 3 minutes before a Chloe doll got slammed into a wall in a desperate attempt to make it seem like any of this had a point.
STARS: *

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Suge”

Blue: This track sounds more exciting than the one from the first performance.
— Already I’m thinking “why not sing the pre-recorded vocals?” but the vocals that DaBaby isn’t covering sound live… hm…
— Ahh, and now DaBaby’s hype man has appeared to show that he’s the one doing the vocals.
— Watching two of the Jabbawockeez mess around with the dude behind DaBaby while he’s rapping, is proving to be 1. Very distracting and 2. More entertaining than DaBaby’s rapping.
— Really, they had to bring the twerking hand-stander back only for DaBaby to do the EXACT SAME clapping gestures around her?
— It looks like DaBaby might be having trouble getting his headset mic to stay on.
— I like the dance-off that’s now occurring to the side of the stage. Looks like a bunch of friends hanging out..
— As for the song: forgettable. At least the dancing was slightly entertaining, although not as much as in the first performance.
STARS: *

BARRY’S BOOTCAMP
hyper (BOY), (host), (CES), (BEB), (HEG) try out to be boot camp trainers

— Interesting to see this brought back so soon after the Harbour episode. Considering, however, that these are co-written by Bowen, it makes sense he’d want to capitalize on something from his first set of episodes that did so well.
— There’s also another connection here to the Harbour sketch, as his SoulCycle instructor there mentions he was cut out of Hustlers
— These are one of those line-arama sketches that I could never describe in glowing terms but are always a chance for some memorable quotes and performances.
— Bowen makes an OJ joke, surely making Norm proud. 
— I like J Lo’s “obstacles” she had to overcome just being that she was once a baby.
— Ego is playing them well, but not sure if I need these asides with her being disgusted with Mikey’s character. It seems like yet another case of modern SNL trying to cram jokes into every corner of a sketch, which always just makes them seem less confident in their core idea. 
— Apparently Mikey had the role opposite Ego in the first installment of this, but it went to Alex when he lost his voice. Considering Alex and Ego’s chemistry I’d have kept him in this installment over Mikey. 
— Cecily’s performance here is another case of “this is fine, but I’ve seen you do it so many times”. Same for Beck. 
— Lame dyslexia joke.
— I do kinda like Heidi as a woman fully ok with her lack of agency. 
— Bowen’s fun here, but nowhere is he stealing the scene for me like he did with “gay racism” rant last time.
— Just like last time I didn’t really care for the ending. 
STARS: ***

GOODNIGHTS

— DaBaby being such a goober here would be appreciated if he wasn’t such a genuine goober. 

IMMEDIATE POST SHOW THOUGHTS
— While not without its highlights, this was a week that found the show mostly spinning its wheels and delivering a series of sketches that looked a whole lot like a bunch of other sketches we’ve gotten over the years. While that isn’t inherently a bad thing (the beats of The Corporal and PottyPM both felt familiar to their leads and managed to make things work), so much of the material tonight just ended up feeling warmed over and tired (think of how often I used a variation on the phrase “we’ve seen this before”). Don’t be fooled by the rocks that it got, this is the same SNL from the block (that block being Rockefeller Plaza).

MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
The Corporal 
Hoops
PottyPM
Weekend Update
Barry’s Bootcamp
Surprise Home Makeover
Them Trumps
Monologue 
NATO Cafeteria 
Chad & JLO
Wisconsin Women
Hip Hop Carolers 

TOMORROW
From J Lo to ScarJo, as Vax Novier covers what I’d consider Scarlett Johansson’s best episode (not that it had much competition).

November 23, 2019 – Will Ferrell / King Princess (S45 E7)

by Anthony (& John)

EDITOR’S NOTE: This review was originally slated to be written by John. However, after a high stakes Parcheesi match didn’t go his way, John ceded the review rights for this episode to Anthony. Anthony will now review/rate the episode, with some input from John still included. Are we experimenting with collaborative reviews? Or will we never do anything like this again? Only time will tell…

IMPEACHMENT PRESS CONFERENCE
Gordon Sondland (WIF) doesn’t aid Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) exoneration


— Yayy, Trumpwin! Boy I sure hope Alec makes that silly “O” face (that the real Trump never even really does).
— Trump just said he wants “no quid pro quo, bro”, which feels like a real “Yoko’s loco about my cocoa” kind of joke. 
— One of these extras keeps flashing a notepad with the phrase “Live Like a Lost Boy” written on it (fourth screencap above). This apparently turned out to be some kind of guerrilla marketing stunt to promote his clothing company, which is both extremely douchey and kinda admirable in its boldness. Either way, I’m sure Lorne was thrilled
— By the way, the way that dude is milking his reactions is way more annoying to me than him trying to promote his business in a somewhat sketchy fashion. 
— I think their intention is for Trump’s antsiness and eagerness to leave to be more of an anchoring joke here, because they keep going back to it, but there’s really not enough escalation to it if that’s the case. He just keeps repeating that he’s really gotta leave, and that’s all we get.
— Will walks out to big applause and immediate botched cues, as Baldwin seems to skip ahead a couple lines, causing Will to just sort of awkwardly stand there while Baldwin breaks character and fumbles for the right line. Then, when Baldwin does finally say his original intended line (“Oh, it’s you, Ambassador Sondland”) he gets stepped over by both Will and Heidi, both probably unsure of what to do and trying to just move ahead with the scene. It’s an incredibly awkward moment that also leaves those in the audience who weren’t sharp enough listeners to pick out Baldwin’s line over the two other ones simultaneously going on clueless as to who Will is supposed to be. Now, is this another case of modern SNL’s poor direction/card placement, is it a byproduct of these cold opens often being written the day of air without much time for rehearsal, or is it just another indication of how little dedication Baldwin has to the role at this point? Why, dear reader, would you be shocked to find out it’s all three? (Maybe I’m being too hard on Baldwin. I’m a real rude, thoughtless little pig that way.)
— Will’s inclusion in the sketch is also unfortunate, because you hope he’s going to breathe some life into this thing and instead he spits a couple nothingball lines about how there was in fact a quid pro quo and the sketch is over. 
— This was mercifully short (less than 4 minutes) which acts as both a positive and negative. On the one hand, yes, I’m glad this didn’t drag on as long as some of these opens do, but “hey, this could sucked for twice as long as it does!” is also such a lame thing to give a piece points for. And while I don’t necessarily want more of this trash, it does have to be acknowledged just how ridiculously undercooked this piece is. It never gets anywhere substantial and really just feels like pure time filler, and yet it’s what’s placed up top. I know I can be pretty negative about these opens, but this is the stuff they’re giving us to kick things off and set a mood for the show and it’s always such weak sauce shit. 
— This is also one of those pieces that never gets past feeling like it was only written out of obligation, like the show “had to” cover this huge news story despite having nothing of note to say about it. We get no new insights into Trump’s behavior during this time that social media wasn’t already all over and there’s no real skewering of the media or the rest of the government’s reaction to the impeachment, so what are we doing here? As per usual, it basically amounts to watching Baldwin make silly faces and doing that dumb voice that sounds more like he’s imitating a coworker he hates than Trump while delivering lines you won’t remember tomorrow, except for maybe one or two particularly egregious ones. And if that still does it for you, God bless ya. But boy howdy am I done with it.
John: I can’t even comment on the quality of this cold open (as these brilliant comments above already do so well) because I was, and am, genuinely befuddled by what happened. I can’t imagine they intended a 4-5 minute cold open, given their modern track record. Was the debate sketch meant to be the cold open? Did someone just… collapse and have to be rushed away in the final stages of this being put together?  What the hell was going on? Where are the oral histories when we need them? 
STARS: *

MONOLOGUE
WIF is flattered & flustered by Ryan Reynolds’ [real] presence; TRM cameo

— In lieu of any Five Timers Club members (or even references to this being Will’s fifth time hosting, which honestly I’m fine with—the Five Timers stuff can be fun but I also don’t need it to be a whole thing that someone’s been there 5 times) we get a Ryan Reynolds cameo to center this monologue around. I don’t believe Reynolds and Ferrell had worked together on anything up to this point, so his presence feels kind of random here. It’s not like he has much of a connection to SNL either, having only hosted once in 2009. I wonder if he was already in the building (for something we’ll get to in a bit), and, in typical SNL fashion, they wrangled him into this monologue last minute because they didn’t have anything else. Which I guess would make sense on a normal week, but really guys? You have nothing else—for Will Ferrell??
— Will’s at least playing his nervous schoolgirl crush reaction well, as he typically does in that kind of earnest childlike role. I got a big kick out of his giddy little laugh when learning Blake Lively is a fan of his, as well as him starting to speak in a little British accent afterwards and going “well, that’s not too shabby.”
— Also enjoyed Will staring down and eventually straight up pointing at Ryan after a joke.
— “Will, just do the monologue!” “The monologue is terrible.”
— Tracy Morgan! Making his second consecutive appearance in a Ferrell hosted episode! This feels like a cameo that makes more sense for Will than Reynolds at least.
— Tracy gets a couple distinctly odd Tracy lines (and calls Will “Pharrell”), so I can’t complain about his appearance, even if it does feel too brief.
— I don’t know. This felt pretty cobbled together and hollow, but it also had Tracy talking about suckling from Will’s bosom. Half marks.
John:  I know some people who had a viscerally negative reaction to this monologue, which I get, but Will Ferrell saying “The PROPHECY” in Tracy’s voice has been stuck in my head ever since this aired. It’s probably my favorite Tracy cameo of recent years. 
STARS: **½

HEINZ
Heinz Relax Ketchup bottle emits orgasmic sighs instead of fart noises


— Here’s a fun, silly little pre tape that’s rightfully popped up in recent Thanksgiving specials.
— Ferrell’s stone-faced, distraught reaction to his family thinking he farted is hilarious.
— The gag of a ketchup bottle making pornographic noises is so dumb, and I mean that purely as a compliment. 
— As per usual with these modern fake ads they break the reality of the ad more than I’d like, but this gets in and gets out with its joke so quick that I have no real complaints.
— Not entirely sure how to feel about Kyle’s teenage boy character wanting to sneak off with the ketchup to masturbate, though.
— With the exception of a disappointing return for MacGruber, this is, to date, the last pre tape we’ve gotten directly after the monologue before commercial break. It’s definitely an aspect of the show I’ve missed these last few seasons.
John: I love this. A hilariously stupid idea, executed properly, terrific voiceover work from Cecily, and, amazingly, not padded and padded the way many pre-tapes now are. I have watched it probably a dozen times and could probably watch a dozen more. Aidy’s reaction to Kyle wanting to go to his room with the ketchup bottle makes me laugh every time—perfect performances from both of them. At the time I saw more focus on how people don’t use ketchup at Thanksgiving than I did on the comedic material, because I guess the show where space aliens claim to be from France and have giant cones on their heads is known for its realism. Anyway, this is one of my favorite pre-tapes of modern SNL, and a great example of Will’s talents used right.
STARS: ****½ 

2020 DEMOCRATIC DEBATE
Democratic debaters include Amy Klobuchar (RAD) & Michael Bloomberg (FRA)


— Yayy, a debate sketch. I feel like this was likely the original cold open before the impeachment became the big story of the week. That means we get the gift of basically having two cold opens. Again: yayyyy.
— Kate’s Warren describing herself as having “mom hosting Thanksgiving energy” is kinda funny, though it still feels like they aren’t sure what to do with that impression, as evident by that “maize” half joke.
— I already thought “funt” was a dumb joke, and Maya’s Kamala straight up spelling out the gag by almost calling herself the c-word definitely didn’t sway me towards it.
— Maya gets some painful material to work with in this sketch, as Kamala’s supposed desire to go viral has her reenacting a bunch of dumb internet memes. I get that these things can be funny online, and maybe at the ripe old age of 24 I’m just a fuddy duddy who doesn’t ‘get it’, but this is just Epic Movie level parody. There’s no joke other than “OMG, she’s doing the ‘ermahgerd gersberms’ meme!! I recognize that!” Not to mention how embarrassing it looks on the show’s part to engage in this sort of desperate clickbaiting under the thin guise of mocking Kamala. To reference another meme, this is the show in pure “how do you do, fellow kids” mode.
— Now Larry’s Bernie comes in, with a reference so dumb (talking about how he had a “heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack”) I have to smile. Am curious in the venn diagram of how many people got that Billy Joel reference and how many know all the memes Maya’s Kamala’s referencing (though I guess I’m that circle).
— Woody Harrelson returns as Biden. It’s an okay impression, certainly a fine enough one for when he was a host, but not one I’d call strong enough to bring it back in someone else’s episode. This would be the last time we’d see Woody’s Biden, though don’t go thinking we’re finding a permanent face for that role anytime soon.
— Chris has fun energy as Cory Booker, though, like everyone else here, he isn’t given much to work with (also he stumbles over one of his only lines pretty badly).
— Now Biden is telling us the plot to Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle. I don’t know that I have a comment for that, I just wanted to let you know what’s happening in this debate sketch. 
— Biden referring to weed as “sticky icky kush” got a big eye roll out of me. I tend to not like those jokes that basically amount to “LMAO that person doesn’t talk like that!”
— Oh hey, my first time getting to review Bowen! I usually love his energy, but he feels a little too Bowen Yang and not enough Andrew Yang here.
— Will’s got a fun guarded, skittish energy as Tom Steyer, a man who apparently at one point existed.
— Fred pops up as Bloomberg here. Despite him being such a love-him-or-hate-him cast member, I’ve always been pretty in the middle on Fred, but it’s definitely hard to get excited for him when he only just cameoed 3 episodes back in the wretched Trump rally open from the Chance episode, doing his stock Middle Eastern voice. I’ll take Bloomberg over that, but again: hard to get too excited. 
— I liked David’s Sanders’ little aside about the extra button in a little baggy that comes with some pants. 
— These meme segments are seriously hard to watch (“cringe”, as the kids might say). They really love to saddle Maya with some of the lamest material they can muster when she’s Kamala.
— Continuing what I said earlier about them not having much of a take on Warren, they’re really pushing the “black people will never vote for Mayor Pete” narrative, but didn’t she have just as much trouble with getting African American votes? 
— Some of these impressions I haven’t mentioned, like Cecily’s Tulsi Gabbard or Rachel Dratch’s Klobuchar. They’re fine.
— Kate’s Warren just referred to November as “cuffing season”. Haha, she doesn’t talk like that!
— Bit of a mess of a debate sketch (I know, what’s new?) While some of the individual performances remained fun, this one provided very little in the way of memorable lines or (as if I should even ask for this at this point) biting material. Not to mention the Kamala bits, which were just straight up embarrassing. 
John: This is the only chance this season I’ll have to say this, so I’m going to say it: by the time they had the COVID shutdown, I no longer had any idea whether Rachel Dratch or Pete Davidson had appeared in more episodes this season. I am guessing it’s Pete, even if several of his episodes just amounted to walk-on roles…but I’m just going to count Rachel as an honorary cast member anyway. (Seriously, I was happy to see Rachel, even if the material they gave her this season was never up to much…same as it ever was for Rachel, sadly.)
STARS: **

FIRST THANKSGIVING
on Thanksgiving, Pocahontas’ (MEV) grandfather (WIF) lambastes immigrants


— Oh man, they really front loaded this ep with its most frustrating material. I remember finding this sketch to be a total mess when I first watched it, but as always I’ll try and go in with an open mind.
— This sketch is walking a bit of a tight rope conceptually, and I don’t think it’s doing it very gracefully. Ostensibly the joke is that we’re taking the way racist white people talk about immigrants and mapping it to how the Native Americans would talk about Pilgrims. So, I do see the intention of “haha, see, these very people were once the persecuted immigrants themselves!” But if we keep mapping this out, doesn’t it suggest the fears of the people it’s mocking are correct, and they are going to be wiped out and replaced? And I’m not even trying to hold that against the show in a “oh, how irresponsible of them” kind of way, but it does mean that the central metaphor this piece is going for is inherently flawed. 
— To my previous point, if the sketch was going for a more mean-spirited “haha, see, you will be replaced!” tone (all satirical sketch premises for me start with the phrase “haha, see”, e.g. “haha, see, Ford is dumb!”) I could see this working better, though even then the Richard Pryor episode already did a perfect version of that 50 years ago.
— We get a random moment where it’s revealed Beck’s character is a pedophile and then everyone just kind of moves on. It got some shock laughs from the crowd, but I don’t know, it felt kind of out of nowhere and cheap.
— Will’s character gets his news from a fox. God, this is such thin mapping why not just have the fox’s name be Tucker? 
— Oh, I guess I should mention Fred and Maya are in this. Just shows the level of excitement they drum up at this point that I forgot until now. 
— Again, I have to point out how off the joke feels when Will’s racist stand in character is correct about all the stuff he’s worried about.
— Now Beck and the family are getting along after bonding over poop. That’s a sentence this sketch just made me type.
— As if this wasn’t enough of a mess, we now get Will delivering some sort of on-air apology for the sketch we just watched. I did like the line “white actors playing Native Americans? What is this, 2014?” (apparently Fred and Maya’s roles were originally played by white cast members in dress rehearsal, which would have made this line make more sense—though if anything making sense in this sketch might have just made it stand out more) but this both feels tonally confused and a classic example of SNL wanting to have their cake and eat it too. It’s just a baffling note to end the sketch on, truthfully.
— Both this and the cold open were written by Che (this one co-written with Bryan Tucker and Pete Schultz). I love him behind the desk but as a sketch writer, especially when penning political pieces like tonight, he often turns in stuff that’s either lazy like that open or incomprehensible like this sketch. This one in particular I really doubt would have made the show, especially slotted so early, if it wasn’t written by a head writer (having roles for two well-liked alums obviously doesn’t hurt either). It’s really not the best sign when my two lowest-rated pieces of the night were the work of one of the guys in charge. In fact, Kent Sublette, another head writer, co-wrote the Debate sketch, my next lowest of the night. Way to lead by example, guys. 
STARS: * 

PARTY SONG
teacher’s (WIF) presence at their house party fazes teens (MID) & (CES)


— Can’t say Cecily sounds super natural saying stuff like “hella lit” and “big ass blunt”.
— A funny reveal of Will’s English teacher attending this high school party.
— I like that they avoid the obvious joke of Will being a creep and instead have him doing innocuous stuff like watching The Shawshank Redemption
— Not that I need the melodies on my SNL joke songs to blow me away, but it should be pointed out how nothing this song is musically. 
— There’s a slightly dark, uneasy tone to this I appreciate, though they don’t dig in on it quite enough. Stuff like the long gap where the beat plays in the background while Ferrell downs a beer is pretty effective, and I’d like to see a couple more moments like that in here.
— While this didn’t keel me over with laughter, it was an interesting character piece for Ferrell and had an admirably uncomfortable and dramatic tone at times. 
John: I really like this pre-tape. So many pieces work for me—the (intended or not) unreality of Cecily and Mikey as teenagers, Mikey and Cecily slowly letting obsessing over their teacher’s behavior take over their party mood (and not in the leaden Mikey explains/recaps way), the mind-numbing beat and nasally vocal performance that match how hollowed out Will’s character is, and most of all, Will’s absolutely fabulous performance, which relies so much on just his expressions. The part where he breaks up the detailed rhyme scheme that built through the whole song because he is too broken to be bothered is wonderful. Heidi also does strong work as one of the many, many harried wives she plays in pre-tapes. (was this the first?) There’s absolutely nothing new for pre-tapes on men having midlife crises (I think Beck alone played about 4 or 5…), but there’s a real care in the inescapable hellishness of this one that always stays with me. There’s a certain commitment to the theme in the best season 45 pre-tapes that I miss.
STARS: ***½

PIZZA AD
emotional parents (WIF) & (KAM) derail a pizza parlor commercial shoot


— Let’s see if I enjoy this “Kate and Will attempt to shoot a local commercial and it goes poorly” sketch more than the one they did in his last episode. 
— I get that Kate’s “horny dance” bit is meant to be awkward and lame, but it still didn’t work for me. Kate’s little passive-aggressive routine after being shut down however does work for me and feels more true to life. 
— For the most part I’m over this type of exasperated straight man role for Mikey, but for whatever reason it’s working for me here. 
— Will’s dad basically having no idea how to interact with the kids without the mom around is another funny and true-to-life bit, though the Bobby bit from the Mother’s Day Game Show sketch from Charlize Theron’s Season 39 episode covered that idea more succinctly and funnier (though I did laugh pretty hard at Will demanding “son, fight me!”). 
— Oh I guess they’re taking this a step farther and having the idea be that Will can’t even function in any capacity without Kate, not just in interacting with the kids. That’s a slightly different and interesting angle. This piece was originally written for the preceding week’s Harry Styles’ episode, and rewritten this week with a father role added for Will. I’m glad this had to wait that extra week; not only does the father role really add to the sketch, it’s a great role for Will. 
— “I hired a prostitute to show me how the oven works.”
— Eh, after somewhat praising Mikey earlier his lines are starting to get into that “explaining the joke” territory with him I really don’t care for.
— Pretty funny bit with Will and Kate both having going into full on emotional breakdown mode.
— Despite some misgivings, this was a solid piece, and a huge improvement over the last Ferrell/McKinnon commercial piece. 
John: For some reason, Will and Kate work well together for me in a way that Kate often does not with other hosts (or even cast members). I think it is because Will is so sure of his own comic instincts that she can’t really overwhelm him. They’re a great match here. I also want to say that Heidi always feels like Bailey Gismert to me in this, and kudos to Kyle for getting to wear both of his teenager wigs in this episode. Oh, and they sort of remake this sketch (or Kate’s mother part, anyway) in the Daniel Kaluuya episode, which doesn’t really work for me. 
STARS: ***½ 

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “1950”


Anthony: I was going to comment on this being the last time SNL spotlighted an under the radar artist, but then I looked them up on Spotify and this song literally has about half a billion streams, so I’m just a dummy who missed it somehow. 
— Out of curiosity, I did some digging to see who the last musical guest was with less than a million monthly Spotify listeners. Since Season 40 there’s only been two: Margo Price in Season 41 and David Byrne later this season (which sounds crazy, but then you remember all his most notable stuff was with Talking Heads. Still, if you’d like to raise those numbers, check out this song, which was one of my top 10 most played last year.) Anyway, dig deeper for your guests, SNL! 
Blue: I 100% concur with the above. Dig deeper, SNL… and stream Love This Giant.
— That being said… I’ve never heard of King Princess, and they are in no way what I expected. 
— Sounds like the lead vocals are mixed too low.
— King Princess’ guitar tone sounds great.
— Not crazy about all the effects-heavy backing vocals doubling King Princess on the pre-chorus and chorus.
— Also not crazy about the laid-back feel of this song. I feel like it needs a little more energy.
— Aw yeah, the final chorus made everything worth it, with the second guitarist’s heavy tone coming in under the vocals.
— Kind of wish King Princess’ vocals on the last chorus were even raspier and harsher.
— Whoa, King Princess is rocking the solo! Where was all that energy before?
— I would have found this performance more exciting if they’d stripped some of the pop elements from this song and leaned into the rockier aspects that they brought out towards the end. 
STARS: ***

WEEKEND UPDATE
Guy Who Just Bought A Boat & frat brother (Ryan Reynolds) ply dating tips


— Audience gives an applause break for a “Pence is gay” joke, because SNL/late night in general has conditioned them to believe this is the height of comedy.
— Funny line from Che about lying to the police and saying he’s Kenan.
— Che’s stop and frisk material was fine, though I’d have expected something a bit more biting coming from him. In general the Update jokes tonight have seemed a little soft.
— Guy Who Just Bought a Boat! This has never been my favorite character, but it’s always nice to see more Alex on the show, and this role allows him to show off his Aykroyd-style ability to rapidly rattle off tongue twisting dialogue. 
— Yea, the usual takeaway so far for this character with me: I’m impressed with Alex’s delivery, more mixed on the dirty wordplay, and rolling my eyes at all the tiny penis jokes. 
— We get a change of pace here with Ryan Reynolds coming in as Guy Who Knows the Owner. Reynolds has a smarmy yet affable presence so I can see why they paired him with this character. 
— I like Alex’s enthusiastic “ha ha, yes!” when Reynolds comes out and immediately does a dirty play on words.
— Reynolds is doing fine here, though he can’t spit out the one-liners as quick-fire as Alex, which makes them lose their bite a bit. Also they lean into the tiny penis stuff even harder than usual with him, though I will admit to enjoying his description of it as a “skin Slinky”. 
— The M&M’s joke was okay, though I didn’t need the Arby’s tag. 
— They probably go to the “Jost is out of touch and possibly racist” well a little too much, but damn if I don’t giggle almost every time, as I did with tonight’s joke about him debuting “ultra black material” at the Apollo. 
— Jost and Che both seem aware that Vagina Museum joke was a pretty weak one to end things on. 
— A decent, if unremarkable Update. Some solid lines but outside of Reynolds popping up I doubt I’ll remember anything from this tomorrow even.
STARS: ***

CINEMA CLASSICS: THE WIZARD OF OZ
Munchkin muses bristle in Wizard Of Oz outtake


— Ah, Cinema Classics. I don’t usually love these but they do tend to be one of the more reliable Anderlette pieces, for whatever that’s worth.
— As always Kenan is making the Reese De’WHAT scenes funny through sheer will of performance.
— A funny and kind of cute reveal of Will and several other cast members as the little people who inspired the Munchkins. 
— This has some decent lines, but this doesn’t feel like it’s getting mean enough to leave much of a mark. It feels like one of those sketches that struggles to justify its existence past the initial reveal. There’s just a second gear it never really finds, though it’s pleasant enough. I’ve certainly seen worse Wizard of Oz material on SNL, at least (thinks of Sarah Jessica Parker, shudders in horror). 
— Pretty abrupt, weak ending (yea yea, I know, what else is new?).
John: Kate’s usual mannered performance-style is a logical fit for Judy Garland, and she again works very well with Will, without whom lines like, “I wish that tornado had killed you!” wouldn’t have clicked (the way he says, “To make you laugh?” is also a highlight). The premise is very obvious, but that’s basically the case for all Wizard of Oz sketches. The reactions from Will, Bowen and Kyle when they realize she dreamt of them being Munchkins sell the sketch; the shoulder shimmies right after are the epitome of guilty laughs. I like Bowen’s reaction when Kate says the Munchkins were a “noble race.” Kyle’s work is strong throughout. And Chloe is, for once, well-cast. This is one of my favorite Cinema Classics sketches, a series that, outside of the wonderful Kenan intros, often feels like it should be better than it is. This one, even if it flabs a bit and needs a slightly stronger ending, is among the handful that don’t just rest on a vaguely interesting premise and a lot of vamping.
STARS: *** 

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Hit The Back”


Blue: Enjoying King Princess’ smooth vocal tone at the start of the song.
— Very cool synth sounds on the first verse.
— There’s that vocal raspiness that I wish King Princess had utilized more in the first song!
— Sudden shift into a dance beat! Yes!
— The pre-recorded voice bits, which sound like people chattering throughout the performance, are very distracting to me.
— Oof, there’s a few lower notes on the second verse that King Princess failed to hit.
— I like how natural King Princess’ dancing appears to be. Reminds me of Maggie Rogers from the previous season. There’s no choreography here, just a young person having fun onstage.
— As with the first song, I find the backing vocals unnecessary. In fact, they might take away from the song. 
— I love the surprise tag at the end! Especially the second guitarist’s part.
STARS: ****

VENTRILOQUIST
ventriloquist’s (WIF) dummy claims their relationship is nonconsensual


— Pretty funny twist to have the old gag of a puppet complaining about its ventriloquist’s hand being up its back and taking it to its logical darkest conclusion. I mean, centering a sketch around, to put it delicately, nonconsenual anal puppet fisting (put as delicately as I know how) is certainly a big swing, but so much of tonight has been a whiff why not take it? 
— They could be doing more with this past the initial reveal, but Will’s performance is fun at least. 
— The scenes with Cecily and Kenan as particularly concerned audience members feel pretty superfluous to me in the way these audience bits usually do. I really think this would have worked better, and played more into the awkwardness they’re trying to mine, if it was just a solo piece from Will. 
— Alright, Kenan screaming “get your hand out the little man’s butt!” in a particularly Kenan-y voice made me smile. And I’ll give Cecily credit that she’s committed here as well. Plus they’re actually interacting with Will at least a little, so these don’t feel quite as expendable as a lot of these audience cutaway scenes do, but I still think a solo piece would have been the better and more interesting way to go. 
— The pained screams Will makes as he shoves his (lubed up!) hand back in the puppet are funny in a “I guess I’m still 12” way. 
— The song at the end felt like it should have gone on longer.
— I don’t love sketches ending in reveals they were ads the whole time, but the idea of there being a “People for the Equal Treatment of Puppets” is funny.
— This is one a lot of people really didn’t care for, and I can totally see someone being put off by a sketch where the joke is basically “puppet molestation”. But this one surprisingly works for me. It’s not a classic or anything, but I got some solid laughs out of this. Though it did feel like it could have leaned harder into either the awkwardness or the chaos, since it instead landed somewhere in between. Still, a somewhat guilty passing grade.
John: Of all Will’s various hosting stints, this sketch is very much in Will’s wheelhouse from his last 3-4 years in the cast, where some of what he is playing is legitimately horrible but he twists it into very dark comedy (I believe it was penned by Dennis McNicholas, one of the writers of that era, which helps). The way he switches from his normal ventriloquist voice to the wailing puppet (wringing laughs out of “my insides are pulp” is not an easy task), the puppet accusing the audience of being “complicit,” the closing joke with the lube, Cecily’s appalled reaction (I think she was trying not to break, but it works, somehow). Not a perfect sketch by any means, but pure Will Ferrell, and a strong way to wind down the night. 
STARS: ***½ 

GOODNIGHTS


CUT FOR TIME: DATE IN MEXICO
(WIF) becomes an emotional wreck when his girlfriend dumps him


— Good unnerving energy from Will here. 
— Some solid lines and work from Will in the opening part of this but it takes us over 2 minutes to get the initial reveal of him being dumped, which feels like a lot of padding before the meat of the sketch.
— YouTube comments are telling me this is based on something from 90 Day Fiance, though I refuse to look into it and see what that could be.
— Something about Melissa’s performance feels kind of off here. Maybe she’d have corrected it by the time she got to the live show, but she feels weirdly subdued here.
— Speaking of performances that I hope would have tightened up by air time, lot of breaking from Cecily here.
— Will housing down lobster chunks by hand is pretty funny.
— This does seem to be having trouble nailing down its goal beyond “Will acting weird in front of Cecily and Chris”. It’s got enough solid gags that it stays watchable, but it never feels like we’ve truly locked into something. Another piece from this episode that feels like it needed to kick into a second gear it never found. 
— Heidi and Alex are fun in their little bit over the phone as Will’s would-be Moldavian lover and her actual lover (who Will assumes to be her brother). 
— Decent if somewhat predictable ending.
STARS: **½ 

CUT FOR TIME: JEANS COMMERCIAL
ad for fun and flirty new style of jeans for men


— Written by Alex with Will Stephen.
— A fairly whatever reveal of the men’s jeans being cut to show off some cheek meat. This doesn’t do much beyond give us a few quick beats of its one joke, but it also gets in and out quick enough to get too mad at, disposable as it may be.
— I do also like that we’re avoiding the easy jokes of women being disgusted by the jeans or the guys being overt creeps. That helps this go down easier.
STARS: **½

CUT FOR TIME: CAST LIST
a group of drama students (BEB, HEG, AIB, MID, ALM, CES, KYM, BOY) eagerly await their drama teacher (WIF)’s cast list for a show


— A Seiday sketch. They seem to go out of their way to write ensemble pieces, which is always something I appreciate, especially with a cast as oversized as this one. 
— Lots of laughs from the level of satisfaction Will derives from withholding the cast list from his group of wannabe thespians. Especially enjoy the absurdity of him watching them from behind the drama masks on his door.
— That door bit got an especially solid reaction from the crowd, which begs the question: why exactly did this get cut? Not only is it a strong enough piece on its own right that it deserved to be on the live show on any week, but it appeared on a night where so much of what made it to air was sub par, so its lack of inclusion is truly baffling.
— I do think Mikey is a tad restrained for what’s supposed to be such a flamboyant role. This is one of those roles that would have been played by Taran a few seasons back, which would have been a blessing, since he would have committed more, and a curse, since he would have committed hard to some choices you maybe shouldn’t commit hard to. 
— Everyone else is doing great work here. This cast’s theater kid energy has been noted many times, so of course they’re going to crush a piece like this. 
— Not sure we needed the bit with Will telling Cecily and Beck to “bang each other’s brains out.” 
— Hilarious work from Bowen as he’s consigned to a bit part against his wishes.
— Ferrell’s having a lot of fun holding the students off as he brings out the cast list.
— Kenan and Kate popping in for some very Kenan and Kate roles. Not sure Kate was needed, but Kenan’s simple “I’m sorry” to Heidi was a great moment. 
— A very fun, funny, lived-in piece. There’s a couple moments I would have shaved off, but otherwise this was pretty much perfect. 
John: Probably one of the most well-received cut-for-time pieces, and deservedly so. There is something of a full-circle moment here due to the character Will is playing; Phil Hartman played a very similar character in his two hosting stints, sketches that both included Will. 
STARS: ***** 

CUT FOR TIME: HARRY STYLES SKETCH
teenage girls (AIB, CES, KAM) fawn over hot English transfer student Harry Styles (WIF)


— Both this and Date In Mexico had writing input from Jost (with this one being co-written with lil baby Dismukes!), which makes their exclusion from the live show interesting.
— Too long opening text crawl.
— A fun concept of Will taking over a role meant for Harry Styles the previous week.
— Some obvious jokes about Ferrell playing a dreamboat character, but he and the girls are both giving fun performances.
— Kate, when learning Ferrell’s character is 17: “which means he’s legal, jackpot.” Hmm, okay, sketch.
— Lol at Ferrell dicking around with an ice cream cone.
— Kate now just made a comment about how Gwenyth Paltrow must have a website in her pants, because of all the goop in there. She also said earlier “clean up on aisle me”. So, yea…. not loving a lot of Kate’s dialogue in this one.
— Ferrell, describing his tattoos: “this one’s a dolphin, which is a friendly shark.”
— Aidy just got a forced horny joke as well, but she can at least sell that type of thing more than Kate.
— Another dress sketch with some very loose performances in terms of breaking.
— A fun piece overall, even if the writing wasn’t the sharpest in the world.
John: This was the last of the Ferrell CFT pieces to be uploaded onto Youtube, and is no longer available there. Given how well-received Harry Styles was as a host not long before this, a part of me wonders if this went up just for that reason (even if it didn’t make the live airing). It’s a very goofy piece that I can’t see ever making it out of dress, but some of the absurdity of Dismukes is well-channeled in Will’s performance, and his wispy, deliberately bad attempt at Harry’s accent is funny in of itself. At the time, getting all of the sketches and pre-tapes cut from this episode, released in staggered form, felt like an apology for the live episode not getting the best reaction—something similar happens with the Will Forte episode, where several pieces are released over a week after the original airing.
STARS: ***

IMMEDIATE POST SHOW THOUGHTS
— Another pretty weak Ferrell outing. I appreciate the emphasis on original ideas over taking a nostalgia trip his last 2 efforts have gone for (in fact tonight was Ferrell’s first time as host where he brought back none of his recurring characters or impressions from his tenure) but more often than not those “original ideas” ended up feeling like warmed-over retreads of things we’ve already gotten or stuff that just isn’t very fully formed. 
— This was an especially frustrating episode considering how much stronger a lot of the available cut material was than a lot of what made it into the proper show, especially the three unfunny political pieces. It’s the type of move that doesn’t just hurt the episode but your overall faith in the team making decisions for the show. After all, how many “Cast List”s have we lost in favor of a “First Thanksgiving”?
John: Modern SNL is crippled by running order failures, and this episode is one of the strongest examples of those failures. I remember comments about how much better this episode was in dress, and that would not surprise me. With that said, as someone who is not a huge devotee of any of Will’s hosting episodes (I have not seen his 2012 episode yet, and am not in a huge rush to do so), this is the one I enjoy most. Once we get past the generally terrible first three live sketches, we enter into a lot of good-to-very-good material that allows Will to feel at home and taps into his unique comic talents. The lack of five-timers material and recurring material was also a good thing for me. Too bad about that first half… 

RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
(CFT: Cast List)
Heinz
Party Song
Pizza Ad
Ventriloquist
Weekend Update
(CFT: Harry Styles Sketch)
Cinema Classics: The Wizard of Oz
(CFT: Date In Mexico)
Monologue
(CFT: Jeans Commercial)
2020 Democratic Debate
First Thanksgiving
Impeachment Press Conference 

MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


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TOMORROW
In an example of totally-not-wonky scheduling, I’m back again! Join me in looking at Jennifer Lopez’s third hosting stint.

May 4, 2019 – Adam Sandler / Shawn Mendes (S44 E19)

by Anthony

FAMILY FEUD
characters from Game Of Thrones & The Avengers compete

— I appreciate the fact that, apart from a quick C-Span bit up top, we’re not getting a political open for once here. Not sure, however, about the decision to instead focus on Game of Thrones and The Avengers. And I’m especially not sure about the choice to frame it around fucking Celebrity Family Feud. As I’ve said, these sketches only work when they’re rooted in some character drama, as they are in the fantastic Tracy Morgan & Chance the Rapper installments. When they’re just there as a loose frame for mediocre impressions, they become even lamer versions of those audition pre-tapes the show loves to trot out. 
— Also not sure about this sketch positioning Game of Thrones and The Avengers as the “two things all Americans can get behind” – though it is funny knowing that, since this aired 3 weeks before Thrones’ notoriously divisive (as in, some hated it, and some thought it was just merely lame) finale, this is the last time they could do that gag.
— I love the contrast of Beck’s extensive Thanos makeup and Leslie’s get up as “Groot”.
— Kenan’s Harvey’s comments to his guests feel particularly lame tonight. 
— Leslie: “Bitch I’m Groot.” Wonderful. 
— Okay, Harvey’s now getting in some solid digs on the notoriously poorly lit Thrones episode “The Long Night”. 
— Kate as Brienne of Tarth is some “well, I guess you gotta” casting. Also, boy is she mugging up a storm right away.
— Mikey as Tormund: “Isn’t she a snack?” Hur hur, ‘cus he wouldn’t talk like that! (I know the “bitch, I’m Groot” joke was basically the same thing, but holy shit can Leslie sell a line like that better than Mikey.)
WOOF at that “maybe it’s Maybelline” joke.
— Kyle’s okay as Bran here, though that’s a role I actually think Dismukes would get cast in today, and I’d be interested to see his take. 
— So Kate’s just playing Brienne the exact way she does Angela Merkel but without the accent? What another powerhouse performance from our forever star. 
— That HGH joke deservedly died with the audience. 
— I understand corpsing sometimes, but Leslie’s acting like she’s literally hearing Kenan’s lines for the first time. 
— Between the Maybelline bit and now a line about her “boobies”, Cecily is really getting saddled with some of the lamest material here (which is saying something).
— Melissa shows up at the end here as Arya. For those worried it may be too much exposure for her, don’t worry, she doesn’t get any actual jokes. 
— LOL at Leslie’s late entrance on the LFNY. That little moment, as well as her general presence, raises this sketch a bit. However her corpsing also lowers it back down a bit (though not to the same degree), so swings and roundabouts. 
— Despite the changeup from its usual political setting, this was yet another overlong and mostly unfunny open in this era. Not a great start for such a special episode, but we’ll keep on moving. 
STARS: *½ 

MONOLOGUE
ADS sings a song about how he was fired from SNL; CSR cameo

— Adam is coming off a bit charmingly nervous in his opening lines here, in a way that reminds me of some of his earliest appearances on the show. He’s mentioned several times that nerves were actually what kept him from coming back to the show, since he was worried he would just come off super rusty and out of place. I totally understand his reluctance, though I’m obviously glad to see Sandler back at 8H. Nice thing for Sandler as well at least is that, hosting an episode in the modern era, the material in the open is likely going to suck so hard, anything will seem like an improvement. 
— “I was 23 years old when I started here. David Spade and Rob Schneider were 25. Norm Macdonald was maybe 60.”
— Now Adam’s launching into a song about how he was fired from the show. His firing does make a bit of sense when you remember how awful his era got in its final 2 seasons, but it’s also fair for the man himself to still be salty over it.
— “I tried to call Lorne Michaels, but he never called me back.” Ouch. Although Adam’s quick to clarify that he’s joking.
— Pretty nice melody to this song.
— Love the quick Farley reference. Lots of nice references to things from Sandler’s time on the show throughout this monologue. 
— Chris Rock joins in on the fun here, since he was fired after continually expressing frustration with his lack of screen time and his desire to leave the show and join In Living Color.
— I laughed at Adam’s little comment to Chris as he left to keep chasing after his dreams.
— Whoa, Pete gets almost as big a reaction as Chris did.
— Adam and Pete seem to have a pretty fun chemistry. We won’t see too much of that tonight, though there is a cut Chad sketch that I’ll talk about at the end of the review. They would also link up about next season in Pete’s “Stuck In My House” music video from one of the At Home episodes.
— A really fun monologue overall, and a great boost of energy after the typically tepid cold open. 
STARS: ****

WAR ZONE REPORTER 
Snapchat filters farcify TV journalist’s (MID) report from a war zone

— In typical Seiday fashion, this is amiable enough but extremely unambitious. It basically amounts to watching Mikey and Adam make silly faces.
— Having said that, Mikey does play his fear in contrast to his ridiculous filters well. 
— Why is Sandler’s character able to see the filters and not Mikey?
— Sandler is playing his amusement at the filters really endearingly.
— Could do without Beck as the anchor who’s really into the filters. That type of character worked in the Matt Schatt sketches, but I don’t think we need it here.
— Now Sandler’s character can control the filters? Feel like if they were going to break the reality of the sketch it could have been for a funnier bit than Sandler as a girl.
— Mikey continues to really sell his terror comedically here, with his panicked, hot-dog-filter-assisted performance at the end here being one of the highlights of this sketch. Especially love his quick aside of “oh my God, that’s a dead body.” 
— This sketch acts as a good microcosm of Seiday’s at this point in their tenure. By itself, it’s a fun, charming, mostly inoffensive piece. But look at the weight it’s been given: lead off sketch in the most important episode of the season. Sure, “fun, charming and mostly inoffensive” is a good descriptor of a decent amount of Sandler’s work on the show, but it still puts this sketch in a position where it looks worse than it really is. As it stands, this is truly decent fluff. 
STARS: *** 

HOLES 
(BEB), (KYM), (ADS) explain the topology of clothing via song

— A bit of a divisive short. I remember not loving it when it aired, though as always I’ll go in with an open mind.
— Love Kyle’s Kenny G-esque get up.
— An incredibly questionable conceit to line a song around, though at least this feels like the lack of a concept is part of the joke, instead of, say, Pete lazily dedicating a song to “Gucci” sounding like “Tucci”.
— So I guess the lack of escalation is part of the main gag, but I still feel like there’s a way to move past just repeating the word “holes” over and over. Like the last piece, this is amiable enough, and I’m getting some chuckles, but it’s never quite taking off. Although this is still working for me a bit more than that piece, since Beck/Kyle silliness is more pure and charming to me than Seiday’s sometimes forced brand of fun.
— Do we think that boxer was Evander Holeyfield? (Ducks incoming tomatoes)
— Sandler seems to be having a ton of fun here. It’s actually fitting this was picked over the Chad piece, as this more in line with his preferred brand of goofery than those pieces. It also seems fitting to have Lorne once again put on something he at best doesn’t get and at worst hates. Feels like we’re back in a Kevin Nealon Update! 
— The butthole bit felt like it was trying a little too hard.
— It’s a bit hard to articulate what puts this over for me. It certainly walks a fine walk between “smart stupid” and just plain stupid, and I’m honestly not really sure where I land on where the piece itself lands. I think, if anything, it speaks to the enduring charm of Beck and Kyle that the piece still manages to work for me. It’s interesting this appears in a Sandler episode, as it feels almost Norm-ish in it’s defiant anti comedy, yet that aforementioned charm Beck and Kyle bring keeps it from feeling antagonistic towards the audience, as a lot of the Norm pieces can end up doing (which is a mode I can like for sure, but I also enjoy this flavor more from Beck and Kyle than I would them trying to do a fully Norm type audience-squirming piece). 
STARS: ***

ROMANO TOURS
Joe Romano’s (ADS) tours of Italy are not a panacea for your troubles

— Now we’re really kicking into high gear, with one of my favorite sketches the writing team of Anna Drezen & Alison Gates would ever do. 
— For anyone who grew up on the East Coast, this will be immediately recognizable as a parody of the Perillo Tours ads.
— Funny lines here before we even get to the main premise of the sketch, such as Sandler calling Venice “the city of wetness”.
— Sandler’s earnest delivery of “if you’re sad now, you might still feel sad there, okay?” is fucking hysterical. This is the type of role he’s always been strong at, even if it’s not one of his modes that gets the most recognition, and he’s playing it better at this age than he may have ever been able to before. 
— Almost every line here is so funny and well-observed. I’d list some of my favorites but it’d just end up being the whole sketch. This is top notch work.
— Classic “Kenan reacts” moment in that third to last screencap. 
— Love Sandler’s little voice crack when saying “it really gets to me”. This is not only his most keyed in performance of the night, but among the best in his entire career at the show. 
STARS: *****

SANDLER FAMILY REUNION
ADS sees character inspirations & parents (JIF) & (KRW) at family reunion

— The third in these “celebrity family reunion” sketches, following the Walken and Carrey installments. 
— I know Chris’s part was meant to feel lame and forced, but still. Woof. 
— Did like Chris’s “that’s kind of a lame answer.”
— Kyle and Mikey’s vocal impressions are a bit iffy, but they more than sell it on energy.
— Speaking of woof, holy shit was that Big Daddy bit with Shawn Mendes lame as hell.
— I do like that Sandler’s ridiculous gibberish talk acts as a sort of internal language in the Sandler clan.
— Pete is pretty fun as Little Nicky.
— Liked Kenan’s description of Sandler’s weird little hand movements as an “invisible clarinet” (always have wondered what’s up with that, truthfully). 
— Each of these sketches have one performer who walks away with the whole thing for me. Amy as the little girl in the Walken one, Cecily as Fire Marshall Bill in the Carrey one, and here it’s Melissa as Bobby Boucher. Absolutely hysterical impression.
— Leslie as Chubbs from Happy Gilmore is another extremely fun choice/portrayal. 
— Beck’s Sandler actually sounds more like Rob Schneider. 
— Kristen Wiig makes her first of two random cameos tonight here. I love me some Kristen (when it’s not one of her characters I very much don’t love) so I don’t really mind, but it seems a bit odd she’s in this episode more than anyone actually from Sandler’s era. Especially surprised we didn’t get any cameos from Spade, Schneider, Timmy Meadows or Norm, all of whom Sandler seems to still be close with. 
— I especially can’t be mad at Kristen when she’s playing the mom from Carrie, who isn’t even from a Sandler movie or SNL sketch, but an album track of his. What a treat for Sandler fans!
— Jimmy Fallon shows up here, which makes more sense as he’s always had a fun Sandler impression.
— Chuckled at the crowd starting to sing along with the words to The Chanukah Song, only to quickly realize they don’t know the words.
— Frequent Sandler collaborator (aka one of those 4 or so guys who show up in every Sandler movie but nowhere else) Allen Covert shows up to take a snapshot of the Sandler clan.
— Shawn Mendes getting in a second cringey bit for good measure, I see. This one had nothing to do with him, to his credit, but still, that “Shawn/swan” pun…woof.
— A fun sketch, if maybe the least of these reunion pieces. Still, outside of a couple lame bits with Shawn Mendes, a good time.
STARS: ****

RECTIX
erectile dysfuction solution Rectix is a buttplug, not a pharmaceutical

— Lol at the bluntness of that Serpas description. Gotta appreciate he busted out both  “panacea” and “buttplug” for Sandler. 
— A juvenile but very funny reveal of the “pill” Sandler’s character takes for his erectile dysfunction. 
— Hilarious bit with the 3D model.
— I wish the sketch called out its own joke a little less, but I do like Sandler’s firm denial anytime Beck insists the pill is actually a buttplug.
— Overall, not much to say here. This did what a fake ad on SNL should do (I mean, it breaks the reality of the ad immediately, but I’ve learned to accept that modern SNL is never going to air a fake ad that actually acts like a real ad). This delivered the laughs and didn’t overstay its welcome. Certainly one of the best pre-tapes of the post Matt & Oz era.  
STARS: ****½ 

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “If I Can’t Have You”

Blue: This is one of the rare SNL episodes of the late 2010’s that I’ve seen, and yet I have ZERO memory of these performances. That doesn’t bode well.
— High-energy opening with Shawn and his backing vocalists belting out the song’s chorus.
— Something about Shawn’s voice sounds off, like he’s singing in a register where he’s not comfortable. 
— Is that acoustic guitar going to be played, or is it just for decoration?
— Okay, Shawn’s started to play the acoustic on the repetition of the chorus. Not that it’s audible- his guitarist’s part is overshadowing it.
— Speaking of which, I love that electric rhythm guitar. Probably the highlight of the song so far, besides the excellent work from the backing vocalists.
— ”I want all of you, all the strings attached…” Cue ladies of the audience cheering.
— Starting to get lowkey annoyed with the chorus. It’s a great chorus, but did we need to hear it so many times?
— I do love when songs go into half-time. It’s an effective variation here for the chorus breakdown.
— Shawn sings a great high note at the end of the breakdown. Why can’t the whole song be sung in that range? (I dunno, Blue, maybe because it takes a special kind of singer to pull that off in a pop song…)
— Along the same lines from earlier regarding instruments that aren’t being played, I just realized that the piano to Shawn’s left was not touched once during this performance. Talk about a spoiler alert!
STARS: ***

WEEKEND UPDATE 
Elizabeth Warren’s (KAM) candidacy emphasizes substance over style

Operaman sings about Game Of Thrones, the NBA, presidential politics

— That “Everyone Democrats Held Accountable” feels like something I’ve seen Jost do before and better. 
— I enjoyed Che’s bit about Trump banking with Capital One.
— Some good impeachment material from the duo, even if it feels a bit like their takes never really went deeper than “boy, everyone involved in this is sure a bunch of clowns, huh?”
— Kate brings back her Elizabeth Warren, an impression that’s amiable enough but always seems too reverential to me to really register as comedy. Still, far from her worst political impression. 
—  At the end of her segment, Kate’s Warren declares “I’m gonna be V.P.” Oof, sorry, Liz. 
— Some classic Che induced audience groans after his altar boy punchline.
— Che’s “tragically, no one filmed it” when talking about a woman suffering 20 bee stings made me laugh.
— Sandler brings back his biggest SNL character (other than “silly singing guitar man”) with Opera Man.
— It’s strange seeing Opera Man sing about more modern stories like Trump’s impeachment and the Game of Thrones finale. 
— Fun self-deprecating bit about Sandler’s significant others in his films always being much more attractive than him.
— I enjoy the “here we go again / 70 year old men” moment enough, though it is odd that SNL keeps pairing Biden and Bernie together as if they represent the same thing. 
— Of the two Update correspondents tonight, Opera Man had the much funnier take on the Joe Biden inappropriate touching scandal, though Liz Warren’s “Amtrak masseuse” comment was alright.
— That Wendy’s line got a shameful big laugh out of me when I watched this live.
— Another fun meta turn with Opera Man commenting on the length of the gap between Sandler leaving the show and hosting.
— A very fun return from Opera Man. Nothing here was particularly hilarious, but then again the original sketch rarely was either. This one has always gotten by one pure energy, and it did here again.
STARS: ***½ 

LAST CALL
Sheila Sauvage has a nauseating threesome with (ADS) & wife (KRW)

— The last call on Last Call, as this ends up being the final appearance of this reliable sketch. Probably for the best call, even if it was always one of my favorite Kate recurrers. 
— Sandler’s done this voice before, but it’s amusing here nonetheless. 
— Kenan mentions the CDC and viruses. Ooh boy, get ready to hear those two words enough for multiple lifetimes, buddy. 
— “I’m packing 5, if you measure from my hemorrhoid.” Gross. Love it.
— Kristen in her second pointless but fun enough cameo. She looks kind of like her Tan Mom character she once did on Update. 
— Kenan seems to be less of an element here than normal. Probably for the best, as his bits were starting to feel too repetitive, even with all the ‘whacky’ gags.
— The description of the “7/11” was pretty funny. 
— Kristen saying “we’re on board”, and then grabbing her breasts and placing them on the bar made me chuckle.
— Also love that during their makeout sesh, at one point Kristen starts straight up sucking Kate’s chin.
— “I didn’t finish, but I am done.”
— I love that for once Kenan’s character is really into this. All they had to do was go for an Italian theme.
— The drone strike ending felt like a bit too much.
— These feel purely designed to make the performers break at this point. They’re still fun enough, but it’s for the best this is likely the last we’ll see of them. Also since this is the last one, are we to assume the drone strike killed Kate and Kenan’s characters?
STARS: ***½ 

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “In My Blood”

BLUE: Following up on that spoiler alert from his last performance, here’s Shawn playing the upright piano.
— Another adherent to the “one upbeat song and one ballad” format, I see. 
— I’m liking Shawn’s vocal performance here better than that of his previous performance.
— The stage lights come up to reveal several cellists backing Shawn. I’m glad we were given that visual cue, because they’re pretty quiet in the mix.
— Shawn switches mid-song from piano to guitar. Meh.
— The chorus, though epic, feels a bit premature. I feel like we haven’t earned this moment yet. It’s also pretty weak, lyrically-speaking- just the title line repeated several times.
— I can’t deny that this is a pretty song, but it didn’t do much for me.
STARS: ***

CHRIS FARLEY TRIBUTE 
ADS plays guitar & sings a tribute to his friend CHF

Anthony: And now we close out the show with Sandler’s famous tribute to his former cast mate and friend Chris Farley. 
— Very lovely melody here.
— Sandler originally performed this song on tour and in his Netflix special 100% Fresh. That version had a nice guitar solo in the middle and more profanity throughout (for example “sweeter than shit” instead of “sweeter than honey”). I actually think a lot of the profanity in the original feels a bit unnecessary, and prefer this version. Not to mention how haunting it is to see Sandler perform this song on 8H. I was able to get through the Netflix version okay, but I’d be lying if I said this one didn’t totally get me when I watched it live. Hell, I’m even a little misty eyed this time around.
— Sandler himself said that he had trouble performing the song in rehearsals due to the weight of it being 8H, and that he was worried he was going to break down on live TV. 
— Apparently nearly the whole crew came down to watch this live, which very rarely happens. 
— Sweet touch ending this with a clip of the Bennett Brauer wire blooper, one of Farley’s best moments.
— I don’t think I can really rate this as it feels like a performance more than a sketch (also, just feels weird to “rate” a guy’s tribute to his dead friend), but it was certainly a very touching and fitting note to end the night on.
Blue: Anthony kindly suggested I share some of my thoughts on the performance of this song, as it’s essentially a musical performance (and a better one than the guest’s if you ask me…). 
— This song has a beautiful melody. So beautiful, in fact, that I used it as inspiration for one of my own songs, and since then I’ve been too embarrassed to admit that I can now name Adam Sandler as a legit musical inspiration.
— Love the audience’s reaction when Chris Farley’s image shows up on the screen.
— Also love the brief imitation of Matt Foley when Adam sings “in a VAN down by the RIVER!”
— “We said ‘slow down, or you’ll end up like Belushi and Candy.’ He said ‘Those guys are my heroes, so it’s all fine and dandy.’” Oh god.
— Really touching middle 8 when Adam sings about seeing Farley crying to a song that reminds him of his father, while a picture of Farley & his father appears onscreen.
— ”But a few months later the party came to an end, we flew out to Madison to bury our friend.” Double oh god. Adam sounds like he’s about to cry when he sings that line- I can’t blame him.
— That is the most beautiful way I’ve ever heard anyone sing “Grown-Ups 3.” Small margin, I know.
— Overall, I won’t bother critiquing this from a technical standpoint. How can I say anything critical about a heartfelt tribute to a deceased, beloved friend? The melody and lyrics are great, anyway, so I’d have no complaints from a musical standpoint even if I could separate my emotions from the performance. Playing this song at SNL was a major class act on Adam’s part, and I really respect him for doing that. 
STARS: N/A

GOODNIGHTS

— Several cast members are understandably still misty eyed following Sandler’s performance, particularly Heidi, Cecily, Kate and (when you can finally see her behind Mendes) Aidy. 
— Sandler’s exclamation of “I love that I know this cast now!” was very charming.  

CUT FOR TIME: CHAD’S JOURNEY

— As previously mentioned, a Chad short was cut from this episode. I’ve never been too into this character, only really liking his first appearance and the live sketch he was in from Saoirse Ronan’s episode, so…we’ll see.
Interesting look on Mikey, to say the least. We’d strangely see this look on Mikey again a couple times, including the “Making a Man” sketch from the season 46 finale. Sorry, but Mikey’s cherub is more creepy than angelic. 
— These Chad pieces are always shot well at least, but this is doing very little for me in the way Chad pieces typically do very little for me. It just feels like kind of played of “dumb bro” humor.
— Sandler as Chad’s father is interesting casting, seeing how many have compared the two and their unique appeals.
— Mikey is, as usual, just a shade too subconsciously “comedy” in his straight man work for me here.
— Okay, shameful laugh at the only real interaction between father and son being “you got a big dick?” “Oh, no doubt.” 
— Eh, not into the ending with Kenan’s paramedic character punching Chad as he returns to life.
— Overall this was fine. It was slightly more ambitious than your typical Chad piece I suppose, but some new ingredients in the broth is ultimately the same stew.
STARS: **½  

IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— An extremely solid episode. The open was, as is typical for this era, a big scoop of shit, but once the episode proper got started everything was good to great. Sandler himself was a great host – he only truly exerted himself once, but he remained charming, game and committed throughout, which is all you can really ask of an SNL host. Tonight’s episode felt like what it needed to: a party, and I really like that to get there we (mostly) avoided pointless cameos and retreads like the show has often done in these event episodes, and instead just crafted a night of genuinely strong and fun comedy. 

MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
Romano Tours
Rectix
Sandler Family Reunion
Monologue
Weekend Update
Last Call
Holes
War Zone Reporter
(CFT: Chad’s Journey)
Family Feud

TOMORROW 
Make sure to call your mothers, because Kabir is covering SNL’s annual Mother’s Day episode, this time with host Emma Thompson

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